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If you're still with us after this episode, bless you.  I finally pull the trigger get an an XBox One, Kenneth sounds like he's talking on a bullhorn on Skype, and Shelly talks about BJ's restaurant and their reward of 10,000 worth of food from their restaurant if you have a baby and name is Quinoa.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

Occurrence 24: Mer Da Gitta Ma This week went a bit long as we talked about father’s day, E3 highlights, eating nuts, Rachel Dolzeal,  and how Shelly disses on me for being jealous of my pronunciation of asian words.  She gets her own catch phrase, too!Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

Shelly was too busy entertaining house guests to participate this week, so Kenneth and I take the helm this week with a short and sweet occurrence.  Kenneth and I go on about the nut job that tried to shoot up the Dallas police department headquarters, chat about movies with depressing endings, and their differences in opinion over Carrie Fisher’s looks when she was younger.  We also bust out into song half way through and give a shoutout to Digital Frustrations while doing Yoda voices talking about baby showers.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

At least, that's what I tell people.  We start out with playing part 2 of Redpants Theatre Presents: Spacepants featuring the two member of I Happy Am Zach Zanetich and Rebekah Elizabeth along with Dustin Schneider from The Jerry Jonestown Massacre.  Kenneth talks about a two-dimensional side scrolling game called Mist Manager: Tail of Fire while we try a phrasing game that fails quickly and talk about the greatness known as Kung Fury and where King Tut's mummified erection points to.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

Please listen to this one at 1.5 speed! Shelly officiates at her ex-husband’s wedding. Kenneth uses Supar Mario Brothers sound effects while Shelly reads facts about sperm. Shelly gets on a U.K. story kick. Kung Fury debuts on Youtube.   We end by playing a game of “Never have I ever” and uncover a few unmentionable sins in the process.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

Kenneth is returned this week in our pre-memorial day festivities in a thrall of chaos and sound effects which he refuses to keep their volume under control.   We talk about David Letterman going off the air and ironically, The Ned Files, our podcast allies in California announce the same day that their show is done which throws us into an almost instant, but very quickly reverted state of depression. Shelly then asks me in the middle of the occurrence what I would do if she suddenly grew a penis and spouts crazy facts and doodles while Kenneth and I can’t keep our minds our of middle school as she reads them. Finally, their dad, Glenn joins us for Stump the Robotuner and spouts some trivial wisdom our way!  The journey’s over, cowboy.  Think about it, ‘cause I do.

This week, Kenneth is MIA, but we have our first musical guests, I Happy Am joining us to play a few songs and talk about what it’s like to live in a house with partial electricity, Disney re-using animation cells for several of their early movies, and how to co-exist as a couple and a musical duo at the same time. I also chat about my trip to NY where I also met up with Dustin from JJTM and Taylor Swift’s new video, Bad Blood which disses on Katy Perry and might as well have been directed by Michael Bay. Check Out I Happy Am via the links belowfacebook.com/ihappyamihappyam.bandcamp.com instagram.com/ihappyambandJoin us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

This week's occurrence brought to you by Spam and the close resemblance of its texture to a woman's vagina!  We discuss this amongst several.  I also give a shout to to CUT Hair Salon and talk about Game of Thrones characters that Snoop Dogg wants to smoke weed with and a group of high school students who try to sell their school building on craigslist.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

We try out the first attempt of Redpants Theatre Presents: Spacepants at the start of this week's occurrence.  We discuss the glorified full contact dance off competition known as the Pacheo vs Mayweather fight and if you wanted to replace your hands with a penis or a vagina, which one you would chooseJoin us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

This week Brad Wiley, the doctor of podcasting joins us for more mischief and mayhem as we play a game of "Who has More of a Right to Bitch" with Brad and Kenneth playing judges.  We also get into what each of the 50 states has excess of compared to the others, how Brad is able to juggle being on 4 podcasts regularly, and the upcoming movie Kung Fury.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

Had some great times in Deep Ellum this last weekend seeing Cruella and Redefine aside from the heavy thunderstorms that broke two of my tree limbs in my backyard while Shiner is becoming obsessed with wanting outside while we try and record this week's occurence.  We also talk movies that captured actual shock from the actor's that was unscripted, the upcoming bullshit event designed to suck money out of unknowing hopefuls known as the Podcast Movement, and the newly released Star Warts Episode 7 teaser trailer.  We're still in disagreement on how BB-8 works.  Enjoy.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

I blame Gotham's return for a description that's insightful.  Shelly's brother Kenneth joins us as a regular member of the show and my sister, Heather joins us once again as we talk about why you shouldn't hire a single white person to landscape your yard and other chaotic moments.  We also give a teaser for a new bit we'll be trying out in the near future called Redpants Playhouse Presents.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

We are joined this week by my ally in the podcasting world, Dustin Schneider from The Jerry Jonestown Massacre.  This week, we talk about my adventures with poison ivy where my eye swells up and everyone thinks that Shelly hits me for not making her a sandwich, I also went to Deep Ellum to see a bunch of great bands on Do For It Records, a woman in Mexico who died and 800 dogs show up at her funeral, and Dustin and I play stump the Robotuner music trivia against each other and it comes pretty damn close!Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

Sadly, this will be my last occurence for a while, since I'll be selling off all my stuff to pay for my upcoming legal battles against the publishers of the songs that I cover for my intro and exit music.  Why not go out with a bang, right?This week, we go another round of stump the Robotuner and talk about my gig with The Confounded Saturday night along with a crazy bitch who stabbed her boyfriend in the crotch over a bowl of salsa.

Having endured the cleansing of both sheds filled full of shit that was left behind by my grandparents, we bring you this week's occurence.   We talk about the local bands I saw on Friday at the Boiler Room, Redefine, Vinyl,  and New Magnetic North; powdered alcohol mix, celebs that also have their own bands, and Round 2 of Stump Robotuner!  Greatness is sure to be had!Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

This week my older sister, Heather joins us at the courtyard of Castle Fujiwah where she gives Shelly and I some education about events called Burns and the chaos that goes on during them.  I also have a new found confidence in myself for this podcast after seeing the family magician we went to see for my birthday and name off some bizarre facts about the Super Mario Brothers games.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

I press record.  I play the intro.  I get my car back.  I go to my band's lead singer's wedding which is at a record store.  I do a monologue saluting Atypical DFW podcast.  I bitch about the weather.  I scat and try to come up with more phrases on the fly to coin.  Shelly tries to stump me with music trivia.  She fails.  I talk about The Evil Within.  I give a shout out to the other podcasts I support.  I play my exit music.  I press stop.  I upload the occurence.  You listen.Stalk us on Facebook and send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

This week, we have our first guests/live audience in the atrium of Castle Fujiwah.  We are joined by Shelly's brother, Kenneth and his kids as we discuss Snowmageddon 2015, a lady from Texas who claims she's pregnant with Satan's baby, another lady who claims her mother is re-incarnated as a balloon, the magic of Shut up and Prance's Wondercrust movie club, and the probable return of ToeJam and Earl!Stalk us on Facebook and send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

Shelly came unprepared for this week's occurence after just finishing up with an estrogen....err, jewelry party.  I stall for time going on about the canceling of what was supposed to be our first guest, ranting a bit about the oscars, and the slight disappointment of what is known as the ending of Indigo Prophecy.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com

Because we all know what Valentine's day is REALLY about.  This week, we discuss this amongst Samsung making Big Brother TVs, assassination attempts on Punxsutawney Phil, and a recap of our weekend events that would have made our valentine's day outings impossible had we not celebrated them a week earlier.Join us live every Sunday on Mixlr at 7:00PM Central U.S. Time and stalk us on Facebook!Send us all your hate and criticism to fujiwah@gmail.com