The Definitely Not Popcorn Podcast

The end times have come! Just joking! Seriously, though, Ragnarok is coming to Asgard and Thor has to defend his home at all costs, so what does he do? Call us to review his journey in his latest movie! 

Is the new Blade Runner any good? The answer is yes, you should see it. But be prepared for big themes, wonderful acting and one of the BEST LOOKING FILMS THIS YEAR. Apologies for any technical issues for this ep! Please message Nick or post on our Facebook page and let us know if there's any syncing or sound issues! LOVEEEE

The gang gets into a wild mood as they dissect the good and the bad of the Kingsman sequel. Is there more bad than good? We think so, but that's not to say it's not a "bad" movie! Help us validate your thoughts by LISTENING NOWWWW.

It's SPOOKY season and horror fiends are delighted to see that IT is actually great! YES, even Nick and Hugh really dug it! That's right! A really great horror movie! SO MANY EXCLAMATION MARKS!P.S. We a bit scared...

It's a bite sized ep this week with the guys taking on Tom Cruise's great performance in American Made. 

On the season finale of the show, the Small Council reconvenes to discuss everything to do with the last episode of season 7! Listen as they go through the ups and downs of a solid season of TV, but also theorise what's to come in season 8 - THE FINAL SEASON!

John is BACK but without the Small Council this week due to scheduling conflicts! BUT he and Nick have a fiery conversation and discussion about a polarising episode of Game of Thrones. In this, they discuss whether the show MUST have 10 episodes in order to tell its story, the worst deus ex machina in TV history, AND a quickly Tyrell eulogy. 

Look, we forgot to do a few movies over the last month thanks to Game of Thrones and also terrible schedule keeping... WE ARE SORRY. So, have a quick fire pod where we discuss Logan Lucky and The Dark Tower - can you guess which one gets the 4 star rating and which one gets the 1 star rating?

The Bitch of Westeros has RETURNED to unpack a strangely subdued but INFORMATION PACKED episode of Game of Thrones. Emma takes over with some developing theories and explanations about exactly what the F**K happened in Eastwatch!

Maester Hugh returns for an ALL TIMER EPISODEEEE that deep dives on the incredible dragony action of "The Spoils of War"! The big question is - does the episode enter our top 5s?

Just like the episode itself, this week's Feast for Thrones features just TWO people! That's right, Hugh and Nick jump on to talk about season 7's best episode! What are they key takeaways? Is Littlefinger planning one last hoorah? What is Varys hiding? Well, guess what? We ANSWER THAT! Get listening!

The Small Council returns before John departs for three weeks to another land. On this week's episode they discuss "Stormborn", the issues with Game of Thrones' plotting, what Arya's cryptic words meant, and Samwell Tarly's importance.

We flashback to the Dunkirk Evacuation in WWII - that's right, Nolan's new movie Dunkirk is out and we've all got differing opinions... SO WHO DO YOU AGREE WITH (Just say Nick hehe).

Game of Thrones is ACTUALLY BACK and, guess what, we caught it on Foxtel before everyone had trouble hehehe. ANYWAY, Emma and Hugh are back from their relaxing break to discuss the highs and lows (mostly highs) of Dragonstone. SPOILERS AHEAD (ALSO SPOILERY THEORIES!)

DO YOU FEEL THE RHYTHM? We do and so does the magnficient Baby Driver which sees Ansel Elgort (yep, that's a name) turn in a great performance over a very good action flick. NOW LISTEN TO US DISCUSS!

The Small Council is BACKKKKKK and we're kicking off with a few burning questions, predicitons and confirmations. Let's GET WINTERY.PS. Apologies for the odd audio stuff, we had a mobile next to the audio interface and a signal plagued the recording so Nick had to do some crafty shit to fix it. 

Is the new Spidey better than the old-new-Spidey? OH HELL YEAH HE IS. Listen as we vault into reviewing Spider-Man: Homecoming! WHERE THERE IS AN ACTUAL PRETTY SOLID VILLAIN WHAT?

On this week's episode, we invite good friend Barney onto the show to discuss the utter failure of a movie that is The Last Knight - also because it was a form of torture for him too hehe.YES, we know it's Transformers and to expect the worse... but this is reallllly bad...

Nick hasn't seen The Mummy but Tom and Hugh have so we all dissect the Universal Dark Universe and why The Mummy movie itself is SO BAD.

On a late episode, the gang gets together to discuss the DC Cinematic Universe triumph that is Wonder Woman!