Back To The Futurama

There's a mystery afoot! Secret plans for a secret device by Leonard da Vinci himself is discovered, and so it's of to Future-Roma to figure it all out! Also, we try to come up with a new slogan for Back to the Futurama and accidentally start another podcast. How many does that make for us now? Holy wow. We have a lot of fake podcasts. Don't forget to check out the new fan group! It's at https://www.facebook.com/groups/278614799452772/ Ben would do anything for love. Mike won't do that.

We're back with more timely shows! This one is about /checks notes/ Proposition 8! But the 8 is flipped on its side so it's different. Bender and Amy do some hanky panky and want to get married. Hermes gets a virus. The professor pickles some weather. We also find more Jeremeys (or Jeremies?). We talk about the MOST ANNOYING RINGTONE THAT EVER EXISTED. There's... other stuff probably. It is late and I need to go to bed. Who remembers what this episode is about? Ben makes a political attack ad. Mike wants more circusitis but his hopes... deleted.

We're back with the latest in eyePhone technology! Come along with us as we twit our twupdates and sing songs from Les Mis. We also talk way too much about toilets. Way too much. And toilet humor. Sorry. And goat vomit. Also sorry. And butt boils. Sorry again. Look this episode is not as gross as it sounds. Ben resists talking about the Sims. Mike starts a Catdog podcast.

This episode didn't go down smooth so we put it in a blender and then accidentally left the blender on for too long! Anyway, unsurprisingly we are not a fan of this episode of Futurama and therefore this episode of the podcast gets very weird. We're sorry! Unless you like in which case <zoidberg-voice>then it was all on purpose!</zoidberg-voice> Zapp and Leela get stuck on a planet and Earth also explodes probably. Ben invents invisible jet fanfiction. Mike is Tuba Neutral.

WOO HOO! FUTURAMA IS BACK! Do you remember the joy that came along with Futurama's triumphant return? Does it hold up after oh so many years away? The crew comes back except for Leela who is dead and that makes Fry sad. Bender is loaded up with many gigawatts of energy and needs to strut his stuff. Meanwhile, you are treated to a great(?) story about Ben's car and we come up with the greatest new TV show Fox never canceled, which has nothing to do with Ben's car. Ben does some DeLorean math. Mike explains dogs.

For our season break we are talking about the brand new Matt Groening show, Disenchantment! We watched the first episode and we talk about what we like and what we don't, and what we are looking forward to in future episodes. Also, apologies for extra echo in this week's episode. The studio got re-arranged and there's an awful lot of echo. We'll work on it. Ben gets butterflies in his stomach. Mike is too humble for compliments.

WE ARE FINALLY DONE WITH THESE MOVIES. We are also done with the environment! Or... are we done with the feministas? We don't really know and I guess we'll have to listen to this episode to find out which side of this debate we are on. Fry continues his quest to save the universe. The feministas have to escape from jail. Bender does... some stuff. Meanwhile we find out some legal jargon we were totally wrong about. (WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT LAWYERS). We all come up with a plan C. Also, what's up with Linda's dating life? We never hear about that. Ben laments through song. Mike dates Hedonismbot. Music for law segment: Divertissement - Pizzicato (from the ballet Sylvia) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The eco-feminists are growing and causing more havoc. The giant miniature golf course is growing and destroying more environment. Meanwhile, Mike writes some limericks, so strap in for... something. Another episode of Back to the Futurama, I guess. We also talk about Duran Duran, voices so good they could kill, miniature golf ball colors, and business propositions. Ben picks a miniature golf ball color. Mike picks the same miniature golf ball color.

It's time for giant miniature golf! But in order to do it, we need to wipe out 12% of the galaxy. No biggie, right? Oh also Fry's whole mind-reading plot gets deeper. Much deeper. Meanwhile, Ben and Mike decide to reboot some movies into TV, talk Jeopardy!, talk about how bad they are at sports, find the definition of "Golf Pants," and so much more! Ben is scientist approved. Mike wins big at Jeopardy!

We're taking a trip to Mars Vegas! Start putting those quarters in slots and counting cards or whatever you do when you are in Vegas! We've never been, so we don't know. The Planet Express crew are also in Vegas! MARS Vegas, that is! A poker tournament and an ilicit affair take the center stage. We also accidentally realize we are a Portlandia sketch (please don't sue us). We talk about stacking bonuses in D&D (or at least, Ben does). We talk about the food you'd use to make out. We talk about clamp-like devices. Ben becomes a superhero. Mike writes a screenplay.

The grand conclusion of an epic adventure and also a very long infomercial for a knife with a real staghorn handle. Yes that's right, it's Bender's Game Part 4, where all youre questions will be answered. Also, we talk about Pokémon again (DANG IT). We tell stories about debate. We create a new children's book. We talk about the futility of that stupid game where you throw bean bags into a tic-tac-toe board. Avocados. Y'know. All the good stuff. Ben starts a vegetable podcast. Mike climbs the debator ladder.

Today we're transported to the wonderful land of D&D! Gather ye swords and ye spells and get ye flask. ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! Also we talk Pokémon quite a bit. And legal cases in Pokémon Court. We talk about cats and their various eating gross things and vomiting escapades. And of course, we provide the great spelling tips you obviously subscribed to this podcast for. Ben meets Aerosmith. Mike searches for friends.

We tried to type up good show notes for this episode but they kept getting ruined by JEREMY. C'mon, man! What the hell? The Planet Express crew looks for a MgGuffin and an anti-McGuffin. Nerds play D&D. Bender is still under a belief that he is Titanius Anglesmith, Fancyman of Cornwood. And meanwhile we are too busy talking about Jeremy. Always Jeremy. Ben has tea with titans. Mike pretends he's an owl exterminator.

Get out your twenty sided dice and roll up a character for today's grand adventure! Make sure to bring your imagination!Bender learns D&D. Fry smells some milk. Leela gets a few warnings.We also end up talking an awful lot about 90s Nickelodeon TV. What was Sam's endgame? What does Mr. Dink do for a living that he can afford so many gadgets?Ben climbs in through the window. Mike explains it all.

WE ARE FINALLY DONE TALKING ABOUT TENTACLES.The world breaks up with Yivo and they have to work things out. Fry has feelings. Leela doubts things. Bender gets lonely. We talk about Hamilton, the Blues Brothers, and I don't even know. 3D movies?Give this one a listen and you will probably not regret it. Probably.Ben orders a Pepsi. Mike microwaves a steak.

Fry becomes Tentacle Pope of the world. A few lucky people mount a resistance before mounting each other (sorry for that pun). Soup prohibition exists...? The League of Robots is totally lame.ALSO WE TALK WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT THE POPE IN THIS ONE. What is up with that? This is basically a popecast now.Ben dreams about the Pope. Mike dreams about Tentacle Owl.

We're back in a brand new studio and we're talking about part 2 of another movie! Fry gets sad and tries to leave forever. Something really terrible happens to Kif. Zapp does some things, I guess. The Professor goes to jail.We also talk about cat cameos (cameows), Pokémon, and an unfortunately lot about robot penises. There are some saucy details about conference calls.Ben chooses Squirtle. Mike chooses Bulbasaur.

A rift has opened in spacetime, and your friendly Back to the Futurama hosts are here to help you through this trying time. Fry finds love and Kif and Amy find more love and we also talk about the Oregon Trail video game for some reason.We also talk about proper wedding etiquette (warning: we are probably wrong). We find out about a new band accidentally on this week's Hot 40.Ben talks to a giant medium-sized ant. Mike is the Sausage Man.

We're wrapping up on the last part of the first Futurama movie. MORE time travel ensues! Things get even more confusing! Things are REVEALEDAlso we talk about jumping sharks. And which amendments are for your right to party. THERE IS ALSO A SURPRISING M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN PLOT TWIST. We invent a new kind of server farm. Zapp makes questionable decisions.Ben takes off his glasses and becomes sexy. Mike forgets what he told his wife.

Everything just keeps getting worse as the scammers keep scamming everything. We find out some more stuff about time travel. A wedding may or may not happen.There's a whole rant about Family Guy (surprise! Bet you didn't see that one coming). We talk about what the heck a narwhal actually is. We use a lot of Torgo's Executive Powder.Ben gets an Executive Producer credit. Mike considers the consequences of butt touching.