I Said Shut Up

Mark yaps about his new disease, new doctors, and his first two days as a full-time dad. The post Episode 41 – A Tale of Two Daddies appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark’s wife is headed back to work leaving him with a baby that he fears he will ruin. Mark also gets a health update from his endocrinologist. The post Episode 40 – It’s Finally Here appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark meets his new neighbours and talks about his wife bringing their 11 month old to the dentist. The post Episode 39 – CBT, Pride, and Sticky Hands appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark angrily blabs about his apartment leaking, cherry-picking documentaries, and being radioactive. The post Episode 38 – Big Pharma, Toxic Mold, and Radiohead appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark yaps about his hospital visit, training his baby to become a push-up champion, and half watching a documentary. The post Episode 37 – Baby Models and Push-Up Contests appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark talks about his upcoming hospital visit, the movie, “The Edge”, and the potential death of Soundcloud. The post Episode 36 – Tumors, Shame, and the Death of Soundcloud appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark drones about people patting themselves on the back, the pitfalls of comedy festivals, and bro-country. The post Episode 35 – Comedians Should Not Use Facebook appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark blabs about coming home after two weeks in a house better than his. He also considers the possibility that country music is not total garbage. The post Episode 34 – Home and Country appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark blathers about Mask Boulder Hill, hanging out a cabin with his friends and trying to protect his son from cracking his head off the floor. The post Episode 33 – Helicopter Parenting and Stupidity appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark blabs about his neighbour moving and how African workers listen to comedians on their cell phones. The post Episode 32 – African Cell Phones and East Indian Neighbours appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark yaps about going back to open mics and finding out all the white people he knows are racist. The post Episode 31 – Subtle Racism and Working Comedy appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark rants about the conspiracy of the car seat and baby stroller lobby trying to force him to buy a new SUV. The post Episode 30 – Hardeep and the Prius appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark spews nonsense about The Stanley Cup finals, babies attacking each other, and his temporary alliance with beardy The post Episode 29 – The Enemy of My Enemy appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark screams about trying to send his kid to daycare, his obsession with Westworld, and idiots who cheat on their wives. He also gets super embarrassed when a lady catches him recording his podcast in his car. The post Episode 28 – Westworld and Getting Caught Cheating appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark has fun yelling about how much new country music sucks, Shania Twain, and how you should always buy what everyone else buys. The post Episode 27 – Country Music Sucks appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark yaps about how stand up Jim Carrey’s new show, “I’m Dying Up Here” and how stand up comedy is about to get very bad. The post Episode 26 – Jim Carrey and Stand Up Comedy appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark yells about drunk people in a grocery store, getting up early, and confronting a lunatic in a parking lot. The post Episode 25 – Attacked at a Gas Station appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark talks to an idiot in an elevator and he disappoints his wife on her first mother’s day. The post Episode 24 – Don’t Be An Elevator Douche appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark talks about kids’ daycare and the bidet Nick The Bodybuilder has recently acquired. The post Episode 23 – Ladies, Try My Bidet appeared first on Mark Bennett.

Mark rants about the importance of work / family balance, the French election, and finding the lord in his garden. The post Episode 22 – Vive La France appeared first on Mark Bennett.