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Fun Fact: about two hours after this recording ended, Tom and Teffer were like 90% sure they'd be having a baby that night. Spoiler alert: They were right! Shoutout to little Toby, born November 2nd at 2:19 PM. He is small and fat and barrel-chested and perfect, and you should be extremely jealous that you aren't currently touching his very soft shoulders. You'll definitely hear him screaming faintly in the background on next week's episode, because the contractors building our booth are taking their sweet sweet time. Anyway, in this episode we hypothesize about where our lives will be one year from now! We talk about how having a baby changes you, and about some of our personal goals over the next year- be they personal or education/career-based! Then, we take a look at some horrifying monster babies Kate found on the internet, and, finally, we share about what our "ideal days" look like! Check out Mprov this WHOLE DANG WEEK! http://mprov.ca/en/ SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH! https://

An Interview with Jeffrey Cranor (@Happierman) about Night Vale, writing, world building, and horrible horrible spiders! Night Vale Presents! http://www.nightvalepresents.com/ Come to PodCon! https://www.podcon.com/ MProv! mprov.ca The Butterfly Trap! https://www.dragonbunnybooks.com/ SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH SALE TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @boxlessthoughts @katethehammer With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

We chat with friend of the show Jaymie Metivier (@fquestionmarknd) about his new music project, F?ND! Then, we tackle the important question: what's the best way to clean your butt-hole?! Adrianne reads an Amazon review of a book about Urine Therapy (it's as gross as you're expecting it to be) then we talk about the best concerts we've ever been to and argue about whether or not E-Sports players are real athletes! Get Temper Tantrum by F?ND! https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/fnd/e2oN October 27th- Armando II: https://www.facebook.com/events/338978123533878/ SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @boxlessthoughts @notheothersimon With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

This is a clip show! Specifically, this is a clip show featuring some of the best clips from episodes 71-80 of our show! Featuring special guests: Greg Fromholz, Alex Smith, Katie Pagnucco, Fraser Cain, Sabrina Cruz, and Inga Knoth! SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @acapellascience @notheothersimon www.upfordnetwork.com

This week, we chat about why older generations complain about younger generations, avocado toast, and pleasant interactions with strangers! Then, in our newest segment, we find out about a Medium/Clairvoyant/Exorcist Tom found on Facebook! Finally, we share some music recommendations, salad dressing preferences, and thoughts on the respective responsibilities of guests & hosts at parties! HEMINGWAY! https://www.facebook.com/events/334183730458858/ HOUSE TEAM NIGHT! https://www.facebook.com/events/1835038786617869/ ARMANDO 2! https://www.facebook.com/events/338978123533878/ SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @redrandom @boxlessthoughts With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

Welcome back for another round of our ongoing Jeopardy bonus series! This time, returning champ Kate "The Hammer" Hammer fights to defend her title against newcomers Julian "The Sports Guy" McKenzie and Laurent "M" Pitre- who will win? Will Tom respect the format? Will Anthony message Tom in a couple of days to criticize him for forgetting the rules? There's one way to find out... SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @katethehammer @jkamckenzie @laurentpitre www.upfordnetwork.com

Tom and Kate sit down for a fun early-morning chat about Ninja Turtles, electoral reform, butt stuff, and more! Did we say butt stuff? Yeah we did! That's a real thing! We really do talk about butt stuff on this episode! SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @redrandom With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

The gang sits down with guest Gabriel Chernitsky (@gabenistky) to hear about his upcoming show Learn Real Good, a genetic splicing of improv and a TEDtalk! Then we chat about foods that are hard to cook, the moment we knew we were good at things, and the problem with highly-produced podcasts. The Time Warp! https://www.facebook.com/events/254343201946075/ Learn Real Good! https://www.facebook.com/events/322560521885993/ INFEMOUS! https://www.facebook.com/infemouscomedy/ SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @katethehammer @notheothersimon With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

In celebration of #InternationalPodcastDay, we brought together the 4 people from the Upford Network with actual job titles! Each of us prepared our own segment, inspired by the shows we host! First off, Sports Trivia with Julian McKenzie! Then, a discussion about turning our lives into Young Adult novels with Teffer Adjemian! Third, some Sex & Dating Advice with Candice Pye! Then, we wrap up the show with a conversation about the Future of Podcasting, led by Tom Zalatnai! SUPPORT THE NETWORK! upfordnetwork.com/donate MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @jkamckenzie @tefferbear @candicepye @UpfordNetwork www.upfordnetwork.com

We called up friend of the show Kendalyn Aldridge (@kenniishere) to chat about her recent modelling gigs, the difference between museums and monuments, centaur medicine, and the passing of the seasons! SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @boxlessthoughts With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

This week, the boys sit down for a great chat about forgiveness, communication, and how to tell if someone is gaslighting you! CW: We talk about abusive relationships, mostly around gaslighting but also a bit about grown women who want to sleep with teenagers and how that's super not okay so.. Yeah. It's a heavy episode! You've been warned! We also share some headache remedies and talk about things we regret not learning from people before it was too late! SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @notheothersimon @elibousale With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

Here at Up For Discussion, we don't hate Mondays, because Mondays are when we record new episodes. But we DO love Garfield, and we SUPER love this week's guest! Shawn Bowers (@shawnbowers) is an American cartoonist & podcaster who's made a name for himself with ridiculous Garfield parody art (among other things) so we called him up for a nice chat over a plate of lasagna. We talk about how embarrassing it'll be when our children find our work later in life, eccentricities, transforming into animals, and more! Gru? Gru. Check out Shawn's stuff! https://www.shawnbowers.com/ Infemous at POP Montreal! https://www.facebook.com/events/2143472679309229/ MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @katethehammer @notheothersimon With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

There's a fly in the studio for this episode, so things get real weird. We talk about the strangest things we've ever gotten off to, our most boring recurring dreams, how to avoid getting murdered on a first date, and ways to make chess more fun! Plus, Kate reads a ridiculous story Tom & Sam wrote about her while they were stoned! MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @redrandom With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

Somebody asked us a really interesting question about concentrated forms of marijuana, so we brought in our network's resident pot expert Paul from Topics of High Importance to help us answer it! We also chat about John Wick, Rasputin, Campaign Finance, and good podcast recommendations! MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @redrandom @boxlessthoughts @HighImportance With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com Mail Us Chocolate & Other Presents! Upford Network PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, QC H4A 3T4 Canada

What would happen if everybody on earth was the same race and spoke the same language? What video games are you into? Any advice for a couple moving in together for the first time? Who's a celebrity you'd love to work with? We did into all this and more, with special guest Candice Pye (@candicepye) whose NEW SHOW GAL CHAT (@galchatpod) JUST LAUNCHED TODAY GO LISTEN TO IT AHH MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @elibousale @notheothersimon With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

Have you ever lost something and been pleasantly surprised to find it again years later? What would you do if you were locked in a mall overnight? How do you deal with sudden life changes? What's the best way to find a job in a new city? Also, Super Smash Bros and old people voices! This episode is jam-packed! Get into it! Waddle & Flit! https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WaddleFlit MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @katethehammer @redrandom @elibousale With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

WE RAISED OVER TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS THANKS TO YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST! In this episode, we talk about our celebrity crushes, anime storytelling techniques, laughing in (or at) church, Twitch Plays Pokemon, and what the hell happened to make Donald Trump's presidency possible?! House Team Night! https://www.facebook.com/events/1454312328053429 Clothing Swap! https://www.facebook.com/events/496715914121694 MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @boxlessthoughts @katethehammer With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

How do you know which food to pair with which drink? What are the worst fashion trends? How do you break up with someone? What's the best kind of milk? We answer all these questions and more on this week's episode, recorded LIVE at Montreal Improv with special guest Joe Conto (@JoeConto) Give Us Feedback! https://goo.gl/forms/MnXStALMrf98vYdp1 MERCH! www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-di…sion?ref_id=2539 SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion BUY BENSON! crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @redrandom @boxlessthoughts www.upfordnetwork.com

Four Days Left to Donate! https://igg.me/at/upford Can we learn how to love and stop loving people? How can we overcome our bullies and our inner demons? What do you do with a dead pet? Today's episode is all about love! Kate's lovely mom Sheila donated to our campaign to be able to join us for this week's episode! You could be cool like her! Go donate! igg.me/at/upford LIVE SHOW AUGUST 4th!: https://www.facebook.com/events/210718549642026/ DREAM HUNKS! https://www.facebook.com/events/1684695248314729/ 12-Hour Live Stream This Friday! https://www.Facebook.com/upfordpodcast MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @redrandom With ads by David Hall & Teffer Adjemian (@tefferbear) www.upfordnetwork.com

ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT TO HELP US BUILD OUR STUDO! https://igg.me/at/upford David 'Accidentally Won Last Time' Hall returns for another round of Jeopardy, this time to defend his title against new challengers Kate 'The Hammer' Hammer and Brittain 'Like The Country' Kendall! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits? Who knows the most things about the most things? WHO IS VIJAYA PANDIT?! Find out right here. Mprov Fundraiser Show! https://www.facebook.com/events/246694229394919/ LIVE SHOW AUGUST 4th!: https://www.facebook.com/events/210718549642026/ MERCH! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/up-for-discusssion?ref_id=2539 SUPPORT THE SHOW! patreon.com/upfordiscussion BUY BENSON! https://crackersandjam.bandcamp.com @DownWithTalking @tomzalatnai @katehahahammer @lottastones @thatbityou www.upfordnetwork.com