No Joke Podcast

Billy and Adam get groceries. In this episode they discuss the joys and stresses of heading to the supermarket. What is their favorite aisle? Do they prefer cookies to crackers? Have they used Instacart? And what exactly is muzak? Plus, Adam joins Discord, Billy wants Boars Head bucks, more act break woes and the sound of drum!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam get comfortable. In this episode they discuss their favorite type of shorts: mesh. They're light. They're breezy. They make you look like an oversized 13 year old. Also in the episode: the end of music on No Joke, experimental act breaks, Sean Connery impressions, buffalo stampedes and the sounds of a fly!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam walk on thin ice. In this episode they discuss crushed ice, cubed ice and that one ice cube that has a little tunnel running through it. Also, slushies, performative brain freeze, ice cubes that play music, logs in a supermarket, network notes from Nick Bernstein, the international holiday of Slurpus and music from Snow!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam discuss the topic on everyone's mouths... toothpaste. In this episode they chat about Adam's minty loyalty, Billy's cheesecake in a tube and toothpaste so big it only fits in the tub. Plus, Rob Gronkowski, Review Revue and music from Foxy Brown!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam turn into monsters. In this episode they discuss King Kong, Godzilla, Blobs, Beetlejuice and The Addams Family vs. The Munsters. Plus, Adam fears the Reddit community, Billy takes a selfie with a T. Rex, episode numbers going down and a potential Clubhouse meet up. With music from Radiohead!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam get on the roof. In this episode they discuss how to clean your gutter, gutter mothers and small talk with the gutter guy. Plus, bowling balls getting tossed through ceilings, saying knock knock after knocking on doors, escalators to the seventeenth floor and more. Plus, two songs from Outkast!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam go under the big top. In this episode they discuss circus clowns, bears on bikes, tigers making pyramids, human cannonballs, trapeze artists, carnival barkers and more. Plus, rest in peace to Siegfried or Roy, why Billy doesn't bungee, where Adam would "land" and music from Miley Cyrus!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam get in shape. In this episode they discuss childish circles, popular ovals and rhombus in the wild. Plus, flirting with Mary Poppins, pranking Kim Kardashian, Drake's pajamas, pocket delis and music from Common!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam get in bed. In this episode they discuss indoor hammocks, ideal ways to sleep on the floor, disposable bed sheets, waterbed mysteries and more. Plus, begging for advertising, pointless superpowers, broken scotch tape, a renewed love of cryptocurrency and more. With music from the Dropkick Murphys!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam hit the reset button. In this episode they ring in the New Year by discussing bears, wolves, lions and ice cream sandwiches. Plus, a reminder to tell your friends you love them, projections on when the masks come off, a recap of some dirty emails from Adam's parents and music from Ace of Base!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam take a few big sips of their favorite hot drinks. In this episode they discuss coffee habits, coffee maggots, boiled booze, flavored milk and more. Plus, Billy's pasta problems, Adam's age appropriate genital songs, CD towers, cream questions and music from Young Black Teenagers!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam are left Home Alone. In this episode, they discuss the classic Christmas movie. What exactly did the sticky bandits want? Why did Kevin feel the desire to shave? And which of his traps felt like it went a little too far. Plus, Pesci vs. Devito, Mutumbo on Cameo, pictures on cold cuts, cheesecake pizza and music from Snakes!Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam have their cake and eat it too. On the heels of Billy's birthday, they discuss their ideal birthday cake. Is it cheesecake? It is strawberry shortcake? Is it a sheet cake with a lifelike photo printed on top? Plus, a review of Billy's prosciutto idea, the decline of horns in pop songs, how to "rip it up big dog style," folding gum, flying saucers and music from Lou Monte! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam are building bridges. In this episode they discuss what they like and what they fear about them. When driving, do they prefer the upper level or lower level? Have they ever ridden a bike over a bridge? And how can big fans make bridges safer? Plus, prosciutto and dill chewing gum, a No Joke freestyle from Cue, Adam's brief friendship with Justin Bieber and music from Meredith Brooks!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam sit on their thrones and talk about crowns. Or at least they try to. In this episode they discuss what makes a castle, the collaboration between Jay Z and Kanye West and whether the flashlight on your phone is an app. Plus, a potential new rebrand, a potential trip to Prague and music from Snakes!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam breathe a sigh of relief. In this episode, they discuss their current mental state now that election results have been called for Biden and Harris. How has it affected their mood? Are they enjoying television differently? Sports? Twitter? Plus, Billy raises the roof, Adam honks his horn and a live look-in at the Discord community. With music from Carol King!Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy, Adam and the rest of the country are waiting on the Presidential Election results. Recorded 48 hours after Election Day, votes are still being counted in key states. In this episode, they discuss the past two days, which rides Adam would be willing to wait for at an amusement park, how fast they used to speak in studio, Nithya Raman's historic win and the importance of Georgia's runoff election in January. Plus, music from Hamilton!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam prepare for Election Day. And they are scared. In this episode they discuss how, and if, they plan on watching the results on television. Which networks will they watch and when? Do they expect the results to come in that night? And what were they talking about on Election Day in 2016? Plus, a Dodger tests positive for Covid-19 in the World Series, Billy and Adam design their own hazmat suits and music from Snakes!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam take a look back at the history of getting the word out. From the ancient Greeks, to Paul Revere, to canvassing for local elections - humans have always worked to share information efficiently. In this episode, they discuss how they are getting the word out about candidates and issues they support. Then, they play a few voice mails from listeners explaining why they are voting too. Plus, Billy gets stuck in a muffler, Adam uses a blue pen and music from the Beastie Boys!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy and Adam reminisce on the snack bars that raised them. Whether it was an ice skating rink, bowling alley, YMCA or other - the building, and the experience, was always defined by the snack bar. In this episode, they discuss how they would spend six dollars, hot dogs vs. pizza, the appropriate price of a soda, where to put jalapenos and much more. With music from Arrow! Sponsor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.