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Hey everyone and thanks for checking out this special episode of BTK. For this one, Ian Bracken (of Bracken Basement Productions and the newly christened Bracken Basement Podcast) and I have assembled for a surprise episode to talk all about the 2018 E3 press conferences and announcements.  There is a little bit of horror gaming talk in here, but mostly, its just he and I nerding right the the fuck out over the E3 news.  So, if you are a gaming fan like us, then hopefully you will dig this one.  If you are coming for horror talk and horror talk only, well stay tuned as we will be back to business as usual for episode 206!  Thanks for listening everyone and be sure to subscribe to the Bracken Basement Productions Youtube channel, and look out for the Bracken Basement Podcast on Soundcloud, Youtube, and coming soon to iTunes, Stitcher, etc. "Angel De La Frontera"-Brujeria "I Ran To The Arcade"-Perturbator 

Greetings, ye damned souls and many infernal thanks to you for the partaking of the torture that is BTK.  For the 204th episode, we decided to lounge in Judgment of the newest Hellraiser film.  Go ahead and strap yourself in, tightly, and pray for a salvation that simply will not come as your three favorite hooded figures from the Order of the Gash talk about this controversial film.   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “A Throne Below”-Watain “Abattoir”-Gehenna

Greetings everyone, and thanks for checking out Episode 203 of BTK.  After a long fucking break, we are celebrating our return in bloody style, with our review of "Terrifier"; that OTHER horror movie where a clown kills people.  Anyway, hope you dig the episode like we dug this movie!   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Wake”-Ihsahn “Victims Of A Clown”-Ministry

Oh my god.  Another one of these.  I still find it hard to believe we are still doing these fucking things, but here it is, for better or for worse: Luke, Steve and my picks for the worst, most disappointing, and best horror of 2017!  It was a helluva year for horror, so rather than listen to every OTHER podcast go on about THEIR favorite films, listen to us instead.  We are better.  Not really, and realistically, you can listen to more than one.  That just makes you a cheating, lying whore.  But we kind of like you anyway.   This Episode (in order of appearance); “Hold Your Children Close And Pray For Oblivion”-Anaal Nathrakh “Dawn Of Release”-Amiensus “Smash And Grab”-Surgical Meth Machine

Well hello everyone, and thanks for joining me for the 201st episode of BTK.  Ian from Bracken Basement Productions is joining me on this one to help me review a very special piece of horror art.  Since this is an Ian and Chris jerkoff-fest, its safe to say that this is a video game review, but which video game?  Well look at the song list and you'll get it.  Wait, Tell me you haven't listened to 200 episodes and are only just now realizing I mostly pick music that is themed with what we are reviewing. Really?  200 episodes?  Well, now you know.  Anyway THANK YOU IAN, for helping me out with this one, and thank you Mr. or Ms. Listner for, you know, listening. This Episode (in order of appearance); “Sleepless Evil”-Watain “Within The Dark Mind”-Immortal

Hey everyone, and welcome to the 200th episode of BTK.  For our only Blackfuckingchristmass film of December, we are checking out the recent Australian flick, "Red Christmas".  I have been looking forward to this one for so damn long, and those magnificent bastards at Artsploitation have finally helped to get it in front of my gelatinous little oculars.  Hopefully everyone liked it as much as I did, but if not, well, fuck 'em.  Steve and Luke get what they get.  And, ooh yeah, they get it good.   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Abisme”-Blut aus Nord “The Good Old Call”-Carpenter Brut “T’was The Night Before Jesus”-Aqua Teen Hunger Force

For this episode, we are doing "Never Hike Alone", which IN NO WAY RESEMBLES OR IS A FACSIMILE OF ANY ONE PARTICULAR FRANCHISE OF FILMS.  What it IS, is a fan film that manages to be better than many of the official films starring Jason Voorhees.  Plus, its free to watch on Youtube since they couldn't legally profit from it lest Sean Cunningham and all his sons Cunningham bring the wrath of Crystal Lake Holdings, Inc, LLC Corp or whatever its called down on their heads.  Anyway check it out on Youtube and enjoy it while Sean Cunningham attaches his name to another video game he will take all of the credit for.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K_wkQSM8xM&t=17s   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Alone”-Amorphis “Never”-Rosetta Stone “Never Fucking Again”-Anaal Nathrakh

Hey there.  For this one, we are doing "Beyond The Black Rainbow", an awesome film from a few years back that was really at the forefront of the whole "80's nostalgia thing", and has since been mostly forgotten about it seems.  Well, leave it to BindHipsterKast to shout about how everyone should be watching this and not "Stranger Things", or whatever the current thing is now.  Thats us, born adversaries. Music On This Episode (in order or appearance); (all taken from the BTBR soundtrack, which you should really buy) “1983”-Sinoia Caves “Run Program: Sentionauts”-Sinoia Caves “Elena’s Sound”-Sinoia Caves  

Greetings and thanks for letting us annoy you for the 197th time.  For this one, we are checking out Joe Lynch's "Mayhem".  Been excited for this one, so hopefully it didn't leave me all rubbery and drippy.  Like Luke usually does. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Magic And Mayhem”-Amorphis “Mayhem I”-Akira Yamaoka “A Time To Die”-Mayhem

Holy shit we are old.  Its our 196th episode where we will waste your time talking about a movie you've probably already seen and have long-since made up your mind about.  But whatever, its an episode, its free, and you can think to yourself 'man, these guys couldn't be more wrong about this movie'.  It doesn't even matter what our opinions on it are, just think the opposite and it'll be a real hoot.  Also, here are those links I was talking about at the end of the episode. www.soundcloud.com/dreamreapermusic/goosebumps www.dreamreapermusic.com/goosebumps www.dreamreapermusic.com www.facebook.com/dreamreapermusic www.soundcloud.com/dreamreapermusic www.dreamreapermusic.bandcamp.com Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “The Sand Was Made Of Mountains”-Peccatum “Blood Stains Blondes”-Deathstars “Goosebumps”-DreamReaper

Hey everyone, and thanks for tuning into this very special episode of BTK.  I was only planning on doing 3 episodes for this October, but as luck would have it, the brand new live action adaptation of "Tokyo Ghoul" was having its last (in a small series of very limited showings) in Ottawa, Canada the VERY NIGHT I was arriving there for one of my Lydia visits.  Seeing as how she is the reason I got into that series, I thought it would only be gentlemanly and stuff to buy us both some tickets and go check this thing out.  It beat the alternative which was arriving there and saying "Ok, Lydia.  It was a nice couple hour visit, Im going to the theater now...".  Anyway, a new live action adaptation of a horror anime means a new Lydia and Chris episode of BTK.  SO here we are. A bonus episode for Halloween!  Enjoy.   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);   “Neo Tokyo”-Perturbator “An Element Of Flesh”-Blut aus Nord

Hey everyone, and HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING HALLOWEEN! For this festively creepy episode, we are assembling for the 194th time to bring you our reviews of the indie and underground Halloween Horror flick, "The Trick Or Treaters".  Luke and I were excited to see this one, and when it was made available FOR FREE on Youtube earlier this year, we jumped right on it.  I've been keeping this one in my back pocket for this very episode, so turn off "Halloween" and "Trick r' Treat" long enough to listen to our reviews of a very different kind of Halloween horror film! We love our indie horror and Halloween flicks and this one is BOTH, at 100mph, so check it the fuck out!   Music on this episode (in order of appearance); “Every Day Is Halloween” (Mix)-Ministry “Hallowed Be Thy Name”-Cradle Of Filth “Haunted Laundromat”-Frank Stewart

Spooky greetings to one and all, and welcome to episode 193 of BTK.  For this one, we are checking out "Hell House LLC".  This is a movie that I had been hearing some great things about and, honestly, it was a blind watch in the hopes of finding a new Halloween classic.  I thought it was neat and fun and really captured the spirit of haunted attractions better than a few other films I have seen that have a similar setting, so I figured we would give it a go.  Nothing heavy or serious, just a fun little horror film as we get closer to our favorite holiday!  Thanks for listening, everyone.  Be sure to head over to Hellhousellc.com to pick up a copy of this cool fucking film. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “House Of Sorrows”-Funker Vogt “Glass Houses”-Skinny Puppy

Greetings, and thanks for checking out our newest episode, where we dive into the criminally-underappreciated Australian horror anthology, "A Night Of Horror: Volume One".  This one came out of nowhere, and with all of the kids talking about "It" and hating on "Leatherface", it seems to have passed many people by.  Well, not me goddamnit, so we are doing it for this episode.  Hopefully you find our reviews coherent enough to give it a rental (or a free watch on Amazon Instant for you Prime subscribers), if it sounds like it may be up your alley. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Core Solution”-Zyklon “Testify” (Nosferatu Mix)-The Damned “Haloed”-Frontline Assembly

This is the second Spoilers section for our Death Note episode everyone, so be sure to listen to the other part first if you care.  This is the part where Lydia and I REALLY get into the series and all of that shit, so if that is your bag, have the fuck at it.  And I don't want to hear about what an inconvenience it was to have to listen to this in two parts.  

Hi there.  This is the 191st episode of some show you were probably tricked into listening to by your emotionally unstable "friend" (you know, that person you hang around with because it makes you feel better about yourself).  Well, LIKE that "friend", we are a show that makes people feel better about themselves, simply by the vast ineptitude we emulate. And SPEAKING of "emotionally unstable", we are reviewing the fresh-to-(Direct TV)VOD film "Leatherface" for this week's episode.  While Luke and I generally loathe each other's very existence, one thing we DO agree upon is our love of French filmmakers Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury.  "Inside" and "Livide" are modern day classics, and while "Among The Living" was not quite AS good, it seemed like an appetizer for their first real-deal American film, "Leatherface".  How did it turn out?  Did they ruin our childhoods by daring to take a stab at yet another retelling of everyones favorite Texan cannibal family?  Well, listen to our reviews to see how it all

Hey kids, and thanks for stopping by.  For our 190th, we are finally getting around to "Bag Boy Lover Boy", after a few release setbacks of this already heavily-anticipated film.  Was it worth the years of waiting?  Well, we are reviewing it, so obviously I like it, anyway.  How will Steve and Luke feel?  Jesus christ, what the fuck am I?  The fucking answer-man?  Just listen to our mess of a podcast and you'll get your goddamn answers.  Sheesh, so damn impatient. Also, be sure to keep an ear open for the return of Of Luke’s little attrocious bush cricket friends. Music On This Episode (In Order Of Appearance); “Hot Dog Music”-Brendon Small “Obscure Pictures”-Funker Vogt “A Picture In Motion”-Waveshaper

Jesus christ.  I am not even sure where to begin with this one...Thanks for downloading episode 189 of BTK.  We are reviewing what is quite possibly the most strange, bizarre, and feces-encrusted film I have ever seen, "Kuso".  If you've seen it, you get it.  If you haven't, do give it a rental (or a free view on Shudder), and tune in while we try to make some sense of this one. Music On Thus Episode (In Order Of Appearance); “Between Shit And Piss We Are Born”-Anaal Nathrakh “Tard Chicken”-Screamerclauz “Angel Of Wrath”-Samael

Hello ya fucks, and welcome to Episode 188 of BindTortureKast.  For this one, I am being joined by Lydia from Dead Air Podcast to help me review Adam Wingard's recent Netflix film adaptation of the mega-popular and ultra-loved "Death Note" series.  Lydia and I are both gigantic fans of the anime, and have been planning this episode for months, so here we are!  While there will be a segment devoted to direct anime comparisons, you can listen to most of this review with zero knowledge of the series up until this new film, so worry not.  We wanted to make this thing as listener-friendly as possible, so put the cries of "racism" and "whitewashing" aside, and grab an apple for our review of this bold little film!  And speaking just for myself, I don't give two fucking shits if anyone thinks we are "wrong" or "misinformed"; its a podcast folks, not a statement of fact!  As always, thank you so much to Lydia for coming on and helping me out with this thing.  If there was ever an episode that absolutely demanded her

Hey guys, and thanks for downloading episode 185 of BindTortureKast.  For our second, in our 80's Horror Month Extravaganza series of films, we come to Luke's pick.  All members of BTK had the opportunity to pick one of their favorite 80's horror films to review for the show.  Great concept right?  Of all of the amazing horror films that came out in the 80's, Luke picks "Cobra".  That's right, "Cobra".  Like, STALLONE'S "Cobra". Whatever, its his pick, and at least its not "Driven".  Honestly though, this was a cool film, and why the hell not, right?  And if you think its a terrible idea for a show, well, umm...I am sorry?  Were I capable of actual human emotion, I may feel bad, but I am not, so I don't.   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Disease”-Insight 23 “Draped In Disease”-Bloodbath “The Love Cats”-The Cure (Here is your Cure, Luke)