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Twin Stars · In an improv scene based on ‘constellation’, a father is dismayed to learn that his twin sons hold the record for world’s largest penis, and they must be sacrificed to an ancient god. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe. Long Live Rock ‘n Roll · Dustin Maplewood has been spinning records at […] The post Record Setting appeared first on Bloop Group.

Adolf Hit Squad · Sketch comedy written by Jay Frosting that answers the question, “what if time travelers went back to convince Hitler to be a painter, instead?” Featuring Jen Bokoff and Landon Kirksey. USO 2.0 · How is the Department of Defense revolutionizing entertainment for our troops, and why is it weaponized? Featuring Landon […] The post Battlechip appeared first on Bloop Group.

Pepsi Perfect · Meet a Vice President-Executive-whatever of PepsiCo, who drops several shocking bombs about the cola’s history and worldwide domination (hint: Indian burial grounds). Featuring Landon Kirksey. Summer Blockbusters · Find out which movies to watch or avoid when Danny Trump and Mr. Zimmerman count down the biggest event movies of 2012. Featuring Scott […] The post Large – Extra Large – Colossal – Whoa appeared first on Bloop Group.

Cinderella a capella · Listen in on the original (albeit one-sided) rap battle between Cinderella and her evil older step-sisters. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe. Technomad · Gavin Dervish is a singer-songwriter busking in England who decries the music industry’s reliance on technology. Featuring special guest Blake Walker. (His band “The Etiquette” has an […] The post Put Down in Words appeared first on Bloop Group.

Freeze by Hairy Eye · Based on a listener suggestion through Facebook, Jay and Landon play muses who are annoyed with the “everything is a remix” culture, so they try creating their own works, like sand art and strip clubs. Featuring Landon Kirksey. Comicart · Meet the owner of Hoboken’s ultra-indie graphic novel store on […] The post Graphic. Novel. appeared first on Bloop Group.

In the Smarmy Now · Based on a listener suggestion through Facebook, Jen wonders who a girl has to salute in order to get laid around here. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe. Baseball Batman · The author of a book of professional athlete superstitions dishes the dirt after kicking it up. Featuring special guest […] The post Three Up and Three Down appeared first on Bloop Group.

Gary Oldman Pinball · Based on a listener suggestion through Facebook, Landon and Jay improvise a scene about an incredibly inefficient pinball machine. Featuring Landon Kirksey. Orgyology · A Cambridge Don-ette explains the archaeological discovery of the millennium and the inevitable celebratory orgies. Featuring Scott Lowe. Photo by Rob Young The post Up the Creek Without a Left Paddle appeared first on Bloop Group.

Movie to Watch / Movie to Avoid · A couple’a average guys review upcoming movies based on information from the poster. Featuring Scott Lowe. Leavite · Announcing a new service that will help you avoid meetings, like that tedious business conference, or a stressful wedding proposal. Featuring Jen Bokoff. Photo by Luz Adriana Villa The post Slight Night appeared first on Bloop Group.

More Locks · Google has a five-year plan for integrating your life with the brands that deserve your attention. Featuring Landon Kirksey Alien vs. Stalin · Three homeless pals look to the heavens for handouts and/or a leg up. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe Photo by Gaudencio Garcinuño The post On Ramp to the Future appeared first on Bloop Group.

Nightcapsaicin featuring Landon Kirksey and Scott Lowe In an improv scene following the suggestion of “tater”, Chef Landon introduces the kitchen staff to the world’s hottest chili pepper. Beyonce What? featuring Scott Lowe A veteran Imaginary Friend helps us poke around the celebrity childhood database to determine whether Beyonce and Jay-Z will be good parents. […] The post Spicy Fancy appeared first on Bloop Group.

Challoween featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe In an improv scene following the suggestion of “Kroger”, Jen invites Scott and Jay to her Jewish Halloween party. What’s the yiddish word for “hectic”? Boo!bs featuring Landon Kirksey The creator and lead investigator of the Soul Finders ghost-hunting show on Playboy TV gives us a sneak peek […] The post Untimely Spooky appeared first on Bloop Group.

Illuminaughty featuring Landon Kirksey The editor of the 2012 edition of the Illuminati Almanac previews some of next year’s misinformation and world domination plans. Now if only he could get his roommate to do the dishes. Afterstrife featuring Scott Lowe A recluse gets invited to the afterlife, and uses his unlimited new powers of creation […] The post Illuminaughty / Afterstrife / Kris Kriminal appeared first on Bloop Group.

Elephantasia Featuring Landon Kirksey The 2012 Republican Presidential nomination process has gotten out of control, but Martin Plutarch has a plan to scrap everything and appeal to the American youth. Dance-off, anyone? PlatypiBot Featuring Jen Bokoff Mrs. Halliwell struggles to maintain control of her students after she modernizes their names. Silent Eatment Featuring Scott Lowe […] The post Elephantasia / PlatypiBot / Silent Eatment appeared first on Bloop Group.