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In honor of Kylo’s Mom Memes: the boys cover Brendan Fraser classic: Blast From The Past! Adam Webber (Brendan Fraser) has lived his entire life in confinement in a fallout shelter in Pasadena, Calif. When the Webber family's rations of food and supplies grow thin, Adam's eccentric father, Calvin (Christopher Walken), sends him on a dangerous restocking mission. When Adam emerges from the Webber family's subterranean refuge for the first time, he finds that rumors of a nuclear apocalypse were totally false -- and meets gorgeous Eve Rustikov (Alicia Silverstone). Release date: February 12, 1999 (USA) Director: Hugh Wilson Distributed by: New Line Cinema Box office: $40.3 million Music by: Steve Dorff Produced by: Hugh Wilson; Amanda Stern; Renny Harlin

Christmas in the summer, plus lots of talk about packages in this episode of Spoilers! Suffice to say — this is a rare podcast on a rare movie for a rare friend (Best Friend Drew)! ************ A young boy named Pietari (Onni Tommila) and his friend Juuso (Ilmari Järvenpää) think a secret mountain drilling project near their home in northern Finland has uncovered the tomb of Santa Claus. However, this a monstrous, evil Santa, much unlike the cheery St. Nick of legend. When Pietari's father… MORE Release date: December 3, 2010 (USA) Director: Jalmari Helander Languages: English, French, Finnish Box office: 4.015 million USD Budget: 1.803 million EUR Distributed by: FilmFlex, Scanbox Entertainment, Kinology

Longtime patreon saint The Meg has chosen a movie as epic as her own name. This verson of Godzilla, driven mostly Matthew Broderick, cast a large looming shadow over 1998. Join the gang as we talk about Zilla, non-heat-seeking missles, and Siskel & Ebert. EDITOR'S NOTE: Kylo referenced Godzilla and Ultraman, but he should have said Jet Jaguar. He's very sorry. ****** During a nuclear test, the French government inadvertently mutates a lizard nest; years later, a giant lizard makes its way to New York City. Dr. Niko Tatopoulos (Matthew Broderick), an expert on the effects of radiation on animals, is sent by the U.S. government to study the beast. When the creature, dubbed "Godzilla" by news outlets, emerges, a massive battle with the military begins. To make matters worse, Niko discovers that Godzilla has laid a nest of 200 eggs, which are ready to hatch. Release date: May 20, 1998 (USA) Director: Roland Emmerich Budget: 125 million USD Box office: 379 million USD Distributed by: TriStar Pictures, Sony Pi

Paget Brewster performing as "Kathy" comes to a close in this episode. Is she a victim of miscommunication with Chandler or just simply a woman of "alley cat values?" ****************** Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date, while Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend. Elsewhere, after losing a bet, Monica and Rachel must swap their apartment with Chandler and Joey's. Show: Friends Air date: January 29, 1998

Mark Wahlberg Spoilers! is back! Is Max Payne the movie as good as Max Payne the video game? Mikey picked this movie & no one knows why. ************************ After the murders of his family and his partner, maverick cop Max (Mark Wahlberg) becomes hell-bent on revenge. Teamed with beautiful and deadly Russian mobster Mona Sax (Mila Kunis), Max journeys into a dark underworld to find the truth, but forces -- both worldly and supernatural -- align against him, determined to silence Max forever. Release date: October 17, 2008 (USA) Director: John Moore Distributed by: 20th Century Studios, FilmFlex Adapted from: Max Payne Budget: $35 million Music by: Marco Beltrami; Buck Sanders

Pappy, Brett, and our superhero correspondent PK (is back!) to review Huge Jacked Man and Ryan Reynolds new classic: Deadpool & Wolverine! The MCU is back (??) Deadpool's peaceful existence comes crashing down when the Time Variance Authority recruits him to help safeguard the multiverse. He soon unites with his would-be pal, Wolverine, to complete the mission and save his world from an existential threat. Release date: July 26, 2024 (USA) Director: Shawn Levy Box office: $1.029 billion Distributed by: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Based on: Marvel Comics

Stevie, Pappy, and Korey (Kylo) review a spoooky Nicolas Kim Coppola Cage movie: Long Legs! A surprise summer hit! FBI Agent Lee Harker is assigned to an unsolved serial killer case that takes an unexpected turn, revealing evidence of the occult. Harker discovers a personal connection to the killer and must stop him before he strikes again. Release date: July 12, 2024 (USA) Director: Oz Perkins Distributed by: Neon Budget:

Pappy, Mikey, and Korey review the latest George Miller classic: Furiosa! Snatched from the Green Place of Many Mothers, young Furiosa falls into the hands of a great biker horde led by the warlord Dementus. Sweeping through the Wasteland, they come across the Citadel, presided over by the Immortan Joe. As the two tyrants fight for dominance, Furiosa soon finds herself in a nonstop battle to make her way home. www.patreon.com/spoilerspodcast https://www.youtube.com/@BigDumbMovie/videos Release date: May 24, 2024 (USA) Director: George Miller Box office: $171.4 million Budget: 168 million USD Sequel: Mad Max: Fury Road

Josh, Brett and Pappy only have a 25% chance of getting this podcast right. It's more FRIENDS & "Kathy Chronicles" from your boys! ********* Phoebe undergoes an embryo implant procedure to become a surrogate mother for her brother (Giovanni Ribisi) and his wife (Debra Jo Rupp); Monica and Rachel wager their apartment in a trivia game against Chandler and Joey. Show: Friends Director: Kevin S. Bright Air date: January 15, 1998

Phoebe is gonna have Spoilerman's babies! Don't worry, she's just the over. Josh, Pappy and Brett will walk you through everything. **** Phoebe's brother (Giovanni Ribisi) asks her to carry a baby for him and his wife; Chandler gets lessons in love; Joey finds himself in a class struggle. Show: Friends Air date: January 8, 1998

Josh, Brett and Pappy ride the FRIENDS train all the way to Poughkeepsie. **** Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship, Chandler's well-intended attempts to get Rachel a date seem to miss the mark, and Monica's plan to assert some authority at her new restaurant goes away. Show: Friends Air date: December 18, 1997

Intellectual Spoilermen Pappy and Josh build and sell movie review technology with the help of their friend Shad (from the Monomaniacs podcast). ***** Intellectual engineers Aaron (Shane Carruth) and Abe (David Sullivan) build and sell error-checking technology with the help of their friends Robert (Casey Gooden) and Phillip (Anand Upadhyaya). But when Aaron and Abe accidentally invent what they think is a time machine, Abe builds a version capable of transporting a human and puts the device to the test. As the two friends obsess over their creation, they discover the dark consequences of their actions. Release date: October 8, 2004 (USA) Director: Shane Carruth Screenplay: Shane Carruth Box office: 841,926 USD Budget: 7,000 USD Distributed by: IFC Films, ThinkFilm

Today we settled all family business. The Godfather (1972) deep dive is over. Stevie brings us home. ************ In the 1972 movie The Godfather, Don Michael Corleone says, "Today I settled all family business" to Carlo Rizzi while discussing the deaths of Barzini, Phillip Tattaglia, Moe Greene, Stracci, and Cuneo

"Look how they massacred my Spoilerman, MY SPOILERMAN". www.patreon.com/spoilerspodcast ******* Widely regarded as one of the greatest films of all time, this mob drama, based on Mario Puzo's novel of the same name, focuses on the powerful Italian-American crime family of Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando). When the don's youngest son, Michael (Al Pacino), reluctantly joins the Mafia, he becomes involved in the inevitable cycle of violence and betrayal. Although Michael tries to maintain a normal relationship with his wife, Kay (Diane Keaton), he is drawn deeper into the family business. Release date: March 24, 1972 (USA) Director: Francis Ford Coppola Distributed by: Paramount Pictures, FilmFlex Adapted from: The Godfather Box office: $250–291 million Edited by: William Reynolds; Peter Zinner

It's Pappy's turn to host Chapter 4 of the Godfather deep dive! www.patreon.com/spoilerspodcast ******* Widely regarded as one of the greatest films of all time, this mob drama, based on Mario Puzo's novel of the same name, focuses on the powerful Italian-American crime family of Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando). When the don's youngest son, Michael (Al Pacino), reluctantly joins the Mafia, he becomes involved in the inevitable cycle of violence and betrayal. Although Michael tries to maintain a normal relationship with his wife, Kay (Diane Keaton), he is drawn deeper into the family business. Release date: March 24, 1972 (USA) Director: Francis Ford Coppola Distributed by: Paramount Pictures, FilmFlex Adapted from: The Godfather Box office: $250–291 million Edited by: William Reynolds; Peter Zinner

Brett hosts chapter / part 3 of the Godfather deep dive and the Fredo / Don race heats up! TIMESTAMPS 52:35-1:21:22 “You gonna kill all those guys?” www.patreon.com/spoilerspodcast ******* Widely regarded as one of the greatest films of all time, this mob drama, based on Mario Puzo's novel of the same name, focuses on the powerful Italian-American crime family of Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando). When the don's youngest son, Michael (Al Pacino), reluctantly joins the Mafia, he becomes involved in the inevitable cycle of violence and betrayal. Although Michael tries to maintain a normal relationship with his wife, Kay (Diane Keaton), he is drawn deeper into the family business. Release date: March 24, 1972 (USA) Director: Francis Ford Coppola Distributed by: Paramount Pictures, FilmFlex Adapted from: The Godfather Box office: $250–291 million Edited by: William Reynolds; Peter Zinner

Mikey hosts part 2 of 6 in the Godfather Deep Dive. TIMESTAMPS 26:59-52:34. “Im German-Irish”! https://www.patreon.com/spoilerspodcast ******* Widely regarded as one of the greatest films of all time, this mob drama, based on Mario Puzo's novel of the same name, focuses on the powerful Italian-American crime family of Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando). When the don's youngest son, Michael (Al Pacino), reluctantly joins the Mafia, he becomes involved in the inevitable cycle of violence and betrayal. Although Michael tries to maintain a normal relationship with his wife, Kay (Diane Keaton), he is drawn deeper into the family business. Release date: March 24, 1972 (USA) Director: Francis Ford Coppola Distributed by: Paramount Pictures, FilmFlex Adapted from: The Godfather Box office: $250–291 million Edited by: William Reynolds; Peter Zinner

Josh hosts part 1 of 6 on this rare DEEP dive. Spoilers! believes in America! ******* Widely regarded as one of the greatest films of all time, this mob drama, based on Mario Puzo's novel of the same name, focuses on the powerful Italian-American crime family of Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando). When the don's youngest son, Michael (Al Pacino), reluctantly joins the Mafia, he becomes involved in the inevitable cycle of violence and betrayal. Although Michael tries to maintain a normal relationship with his wife, Kay (Diane Keaton), he is drawn deeper into the family business. Release date: March 24, 1972 (USA) Director: Francis Ford Coppola Distributed by: Paramount Pictures, FilmFlex Adapted from: The Godfather Box office: $250–291 million Edited by: William Reynolds; Peter Zinner

Celebrating 500 episodes of SPOILERS! by bringing up all our grievances. Happy Mother's day, love you all! The final episode from when the boys were together in Michigan https://www.patreon.com/spoilerspodcast

Stevie, Pappy, Mikey, Josh and Brett are also professionals. ******* Mathilda (Natalie Portman) is only 12 years old, but is already familiar with the dark side of life: her abusive father stores drugs for corrupt police officers, and her mother neglects her. Léon (Jean Reno), who lives down the hall, tends to his houseplants and works as a hired hitman for mobster Tony (Danny Aiello). When her family is murdered by crooked DEA agent Stansfield (Gary Oldman), Mathilda joins forces with a reluctant Léon to learn his deadly trade and avenge her family's deaths. Release date: November 18, 1994 (USA) Director: Luc Besson Distributed by: Gaumont, Columbia Pictures Adapted from: Silas Marner Box office: $45.3 million Cinematography: Thierry Arbogast