The Vampire Diaries Diaries

In which one of the men gets kidnapped for once.

Pro tip: going on a double date with your new boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend is not a great idea.

You would have to be nuts to pay genuine American currency to spend time with any man in Mystic Falls, and yet this week we visit the Founder's Bachelor Auction.

Can these crazy kids finally get that damn tomb open?

Journey back to 1864 with us and ponder such topics as "How uncomfortable is sex in a corset?"

Even ordering pizza is dangerous in Mystic Falls.

Elena and Bonnie go on separate but equally fun field trips, and special guest Mike gives a male perspective on why men are.

Career Night goes about as well as any event in Mystic Falls.

Move over Katherine, Emily 1864 is in the house!

Stefan has a really nice 162nd birthday.

In which we ponder the important questions, like "Do vampires get periods?"

WELCOME TO 1864 Y'ALL

This week on The Vampire Diaries: dungeons, graveyard parties and car washes all end really well for everybody.

Can The Vampire Diaries make us care about pocketwatches and ugly crystals?

It's like Friday Night Lights but with more murder.

This week on The Vampire Diaries Diaries: pointless comets, gaping neck wounds and candle metaphors.

In which Claire and Beth introduce themselves and talk about the pilot episode of The Vampire Diaries.