Pero Let Me Tell You

Ok, summer’s almost over, bring on Valentine’s Day…the holiday math makes sense in Ish’s head…Kylie could get that 6th Olympic ring in there…Torn is a cover of a cover…Darien as Zanigef would definitely have implications…why were baby costumes so big in the 80s…how do delegates work at the conventions…mira, a POC woman + a gay guy just ain’t gonna win the election…please never engage conspiracy theorists, it never ends well…guess it’s gonna be a brat autumn too…Olympic mascots are absolutely adorable…so it’s a hat and NOT a drop of blood…ay just let Celine light the torch…Last Sodas: Sharknado & Billy JoelTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dammit, just vote…wait the League of Women Voters isn’t just for ladies anymore…seriously, every time she says ‘The League’ who else is thinking ‘Justice League’…wow 100+ years in operation….empowering voters and defending democracy, we can get behind that…local elections probably count more than national ones…btw, take a shot every time DJ says he works in politics…register to vote…same 3 questions, no gotcha here…those who don’t vote, aren’t top of mind to the candidates…wow, the ladies are really showing to vote…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Shelly, Ruth, Richard, Shannen & Bob…these are TRUE icons…damn, Dr Ruth was badass for a 4 foot tall lady…still too many takes for that scene…why DO so many Spanish words have that many syllables…detergent & trash bags are stupid things to be that expensive…we need to turn down the political temperature…you can disagree without turning on each other…ironically, it ain’t binary kids…we forgive the phoning it in this time Shakira…caballero, those Colombians saw Die Hard one too many times…bottle Alfredo still gets the job done...Last Sodas: Bob Newhart & Levar Burton’s speech on ‘Clipped’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back from Italy, DJ…congrats to Roger Borges & his hubby Eric…thanks to our guest co-hosts…not the last minute emergency anyone needs…cancel then rebook…3 biopics in a row on a plane…bring on the carbonara…European food just is better tasting…easier to find in Italy, a medianoche or crema de malanga…ok, make sure sure to get the rental car insurance…of course he meets 2 Americans from Cleveland in the middle of nowhere…did they have a Dr office in the movie hostel…again, never venture into the comments on social media... last sodas: CCW/Domino & Dr. Marvin DunnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all have great memories of those 15s…support local theatre…it’s all about connecting with the character…comedy and music, bring it…universality in the specificity…wait, Ruben improved his line in Ant Man?!…never too late to become a comedy sensation…talent is first, but damn if costumes aren’t vital…los 15s really do have an ebb and flow…if we still laugh after seeing things multiple times, that’s just comedy…don’t miss this play mi gente!!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603My Sweet 15 Show Tickets: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36713/production/1205863 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for co-hosting Lucy…from White House to Pero Let Me Tell You…how do we get rid of impostor syndrome…Laughs in Spanish was a blast…ok, so now we have a budget savings in FL, where’s it going?…why bother with context if it gets in the way of your narrative…we nominate Lucy for FL community art director…btw, thanks Migas for letting us record…always a damn heat warning…tremendous stick of water…not a mango shortage…Marcello is clearly making his mark on some of those skits…la pobre Marilyn Monroe…today’s lesson: don’t be a lazy hater…of COURSE it’s called the Santeria corner…please have a sense of humor…Last sodas: FX’s The Bear and Max’s My Adventures with SupermanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Alex Miranda…and welcome to Needles aka Lil’ Pound Cake…we’re just two Miami boys…Alex hosts at Hard Rock, Ish at a retirement community…the dog show was a hoot…WWAD…Needles is a hisser…3 times to crown a beauty queen is too much…again we explain the cafetorium…Needles still hasn’t replied about her queerness…Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month...thank you Alex for sharing your mental health journey with us…destigmatize mental health struggles…yo Elon, we ain’t buying it from Nick Cannon & we ain’t buying it from you…once more, Twitter is a cesspool…deleting and downloading IG daily is a commitment…caballero, Alex really did do a death drop…Last Milkshakes: Charli XCX’s ‘Brat’ & Lynda Carter’s ‘Pink Slip Lollipop’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.florida

Seriously, 3 aliases = tax evasion…he definitely doesn’t give off HR vibes…follow your passions, don’t let age tell you otherwise…building a wrestling character that popular, that quickly is talent…despite his story, trust us that pan con bistec was GREAT…the family that wrestles together…the glory days of WWE…let’s remember Men’s Mental Health even after June…leap outside your comfort zone always…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back David Ulloa…yeah, Ish isn’t one to do research or keep records…seriously, check out Shiver podcast if you like horror…school’s out, kinda anyway...RIP Donald Sutherland…we have all the movie stars gone…of course the Canadian was in Miami…has fear mongering ever worked…Ana Navarro is a friend of the pod without knowing she is…is there effectivity in equating people to capital D, devil…what an interesting mantle display…how would one go about arguing with a yacht…soooo yacht rock is just easy listening…nope, we don’t feel bad for Justin Timberlake…nobody’s perfect but with ride share these days, no excuse…Last Milkshakes: Beaker & Grey and Gino at the Arsht CenterTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/pina-colada-milkshak

Let’s get Iris and Charytin on this show…what do we think of Ish’s Britney impression…dile no a la pirateria…which vedette played the violin…at what age does the weather become all consuming for parents…sometimes, you’re just a natural like Sofia Vergara…la friolenta y la deshydratada together at last…do Maxxinistas really require body cams…underwear and shampoo is a very specific type of bougie…the Dodgers and imminent domain…sometimes justice is delayed, but it should never be incomplete…damn a 3 alarm fire after 25 years…la gente estan del carajo with anger lately…Beavis, our fave pyromaniac…sometimes corporations do good, for their own reasons, but still…Detroit does have a vibe…we should all age in decades like Meryl Streep…Last Milkshakes: The Anti-Chef & RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https

Damn, talk about being focused…family support is everything…claro que Abuela believes in him…the show has now laster longer than COVID…if you don’t have a lane, make your own…political science does sort inform even lifestyle news, huh?…crazy there’s so many firsts in 2024…opening a restaurant on top of everything else is the epitome of busy…diversify, diversify, diversify….Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks again for Darwin & Martha…da Bomb is just plain wrong…maybe jingles can make people happier…so begins the Marla Gibbs flower giving…bro, seriously Fresco can you at least have two lanes open…why so much JLo hate…many things can be said of Ms Lopez, but that she can’t dance isn’t one of them…never apologize for a harmless joke online…also never visit the comments section…Prince then and Prince now…not everything from nostalgia ages well..Last Milkshakes: Cyndi Lauper & Celia Cruz’s live albumTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-kitchen/recipes/beverages/strawberry-shortcake-milkshake.stml Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Because we’re insane, we take the Hot Ones Challenge…thanks Darwin for hosting us on our milestone ep…caballero, there is NO reason to try Da Bomb…here’s to 300 more episodes, mas o menosTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Florida Dairy: https://www.floridamilk.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We LOVE local theatre…Summer Shorts is back again at the Arsht…time to Flip the Script with the 27th year of Summer Shorts…give those local playwrights a voice…fine, we’ll let in people outside South Florida…give us alliterations AND rhymes…Ish will volunteer for practically anything around the arts…seeing our stories is a good thing…ufff that 2Pac musical was rough…several 10 minute plays is a bargain…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603City Theatre: https://www.citytheatre.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next week, se pone la cosa caliente…podcasting is now a career option…what’s your fave Friends episode…let’s celebrate Cassie for being a survivor….Diddy’s done…maybe Abuelo DID like the Cosby Show…no beach for these Miami boys on Memorial Day…two co-hosts for Ish in June…wait, only the US celebrates high school reunions?!?!…Spanish tongue twisters are even worse…Ish’s school of American folklore…Last Sodas: Bill Maher & Charlamagne the God and Louis AguirreTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Laughs in Spanish: https://www.gablestage.org/laughs-in-spanish/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shout out to the French Chef in Little Mermaid…el calor esta de madre…FLOWERS FOR MARLA GIBBS!!!!…are the streaming bundles just cable’ the next generation?…bring on Double Dare: Latino Edition, we’ve got the casting and everything…we all need a $5 value meal again…at this point we all know what a roast is…Pero Primos, show us your best caricature of DJ…we could talk to ALL the people in public speaking…should Ish get DJ a stripper…yearbook photo shoots…The Matrix is the perfect standalone movie, no sequels needed…unlike Double Dare, latino Home Alone wouldn’t work at all…check out Ish in ‘Laughs in Spanish’ at Gables Stage 6/22…Last Sodas: Vanessa Williams’ “Legs” & Young SheldonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/Laughs in Spanish: https://www.gablestage.org/laughs-in-spanish/ Hosted on Acast. See acas

Health care should be affordable for everyone…seriously, why do Drs make us wait so damn long…already growing and expanding…an on-site pharmacy is a total deal changer…bring on the social impact…profit sin descaro should be a goal for everyone…Doctors shouldn’t be sales people…founding an non-profit for orphans out of tragedy, now that’s giving back…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Dr Good Price: https://drgoodprice.com/en/home/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Mother’s Day…you know how to pronounce insoportable...career changes happen at any time…going into the teacher’s lounge still feels naughty…there are ways to be an involved parent at all levels…if anyone knows the hustle, it’s us but working 7 days a week shouldn’t be a requirement…sometimes we need laziness…no jodas, a 6 day work week?!?!…career burnout is real mi gente…don’t be a sanctimonious professional outrager...is joy completely outlawed now…Beyonce anti-capitalism? Sure, Jan…the perks & downfalls of self-employment…DJ as Justin Bieber by way of Perez Hilton…how does one get cast for costume pics & stock photos…Last Sodas: Teacher Appreciation Week, especially the teachers who shaped usTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nope, not editing the peek behind the curtain…never forget those before you made it happen with way more obstacles…simplicity patterns…protesting is a right, but not at the expense of others…Darren Criss & Eminem & culture…if we stop all fun things out of fear of being tone deaf, where does that end…bring on the Met Gala…today’s Billboard achievements don’t really mean anything…Nelly’s got the bops…Spanish is so melodramatic…no Billy Idol for DJ…that first Ace of Base album though…Moviefone, gone but not forgotten…a Janet Jackson interlude is never a bad idea…Last Sodas: @karens.are.wild & X-Men 97Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She’s not THAT grumpy in person…Ish just found his kindred food spirit…ojala we all look that good at 90…a comer langosta en Punta Cana…imagine becoming a social media sensation at 90…wonder what would be caught if our daughters recorded us on and off…we absolutely felt she was our Abuela that day…las novelas Turkas…of course le da pena...champagne makes anyone less grumpy…no joda, se fajaba con un Tigre…eat healthy but not organic…of course que la pizza no es comida...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.