Pero Let Me Tell You

East coast Miami boys unite…wow we have lots of people in common…we ARE collecting news Cubanitos like Pokemon…sure we’re a few months after Pride, but he did a great job co-hosting…support SAGE…it’s not easy being a trailblazer, especially with humility…he didn’t even study journalism…we SHOULD start a Westchester Pride parade…go on Emma Bowen foundation…it always comes back to the Abuelos…never underestimate the determination of a first gen kid…no big, deal just the first use of a smartphone for a broadcast news story…love us some What Would You Do…es verdad Boris never gives us compliments…bro, how does he NOT have the Miami accent…just 2 niños buenos chatting…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bathroom naps are the best…relive or redo your 20s…how can you have an issue with somebody having free time or decorating their home…we should absolutely get the opinion of Hialeahans on beef jerky…’Don’t be Trolling, Just Keep Scrolling’…Celia Cruz + Star Wars = winning combo apparently…we do live for those overheard Miami conversations…seriously, henceforth it shall be known as Maybel Ling…RIP Bob Barker…there can only be one round of Dream Jeopardy…anyone else remember Pantry Pride…Last Sodas: Bob Barker & Sling TV’s Que Pasa USA channelTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sending love and positive thoughts to victims of Hurricane Idalia…of course DJ doesn’t like Toxic…que estupidez the white after Labor Day crap…mental health needs to be priority for EVERYONE…if you’re going to be an influencer, at least do good like Mr Beast…what is the shelf life of a modern content creator…tu tambien te cuidas Jenny…Mama’s Family is pure comfort TV…bring on the Miami kids party places…Ish didn’t go to the white elementary school…tremendo car mash up con el Tempo viejo with new parts…yo Burger Beast, can you find McD’s birthday cake with sugared characters?…whoever has Piratas memorabilia, please share…ahh, el Tropicaire…would you let your partner sleep with someone else as a dying wish…peak Britney is peak Britney…kudos to Xbox for not putting up with toxic bs…we will legit go to your Halloween party, DJ needs to do his The Weekend costumes…and if anyone has a lead on a SF Giants beanie, DM us…Last Sodas: Edy Suarez (IG: @edysuarez_) & Trelles Cottage (IG: @thetrellescottage)Theme Song:

This, THIS is an icon mi genre…Ish totally fanboys…seriously, Oxigeno has ALL the bangers…50 years in the music industry deserves ALL the celebrating…artists like Willy keep our history alive…of course we have to shout out My Big Fat Cuban Family…ok, how great is it hearing the legendary Willy Chirino say our show’s name…and he’s even helping the next generation, that’s how you keep your legacy going…oh and his Beatles album is just awesome…hmm, what would the PLMTY dish be…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

there is a sense of community at these concerts now…oh those resort fees…doesn’t drink, gamble or do buffets, pa’que DJ va a Vegas…RIP Lolita…zoos aren’t great but they do have a place in conservation efforts…look, nature is ugly, deal with it…still reeling over the notion of founding fathers NOT knowing dinosaurs…DJ knows VERY little about dinosaurs…picture it, dinosaurs in powdered wigs with Cape Cod accents…awww we heart giraffes…Noah should have totally saved the unicorns…Fyre Festival round 2…ok fine we’ll cover the dumpster Fyre…Last Sodas: Brasil & Bray WyattTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva

Back to school and back to traffic…bring back the TV movies of the week…but we wanna see Zepotha…let’s make Tabasco’s a reality…mira que el HOV lane is complicated…Shopping lists, portals and passwords, oh my…DJ is going to see Bey…como jodian with the duo tang folders…now and forever, Trapper Keepers…Jansport, with or without leather bottom…Ish would be a benevolent PTA dictator…what’s YOUR favorite concert…powdered public school bathroom soap…un poco mas and DJ was on stage with Michael Buble…probiotic gummies are definitely NOT worth going to jail over…Last Sodas: Barber of Athletes & Blue BeetleTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes it’s not about reinventing the wheel, just making it tastier…combining your cultures should be a source of pride…a savory pastelito is a great departure…ok, so he’s a trained chef, cue our impostor syndrome…we need to just put in a standing order for all his pastelitos…thank God we live where we can grab his tasty treat any day at any time…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Pastelito Papi: https://pastelitopapi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our thoughts and love go out to Maui…when you’re the boss, you can’t be one of the girls/guys…Madonna would STILL be in litigation over Truth or Dare…every one of us in Miami knows someone con un carro en un canal…makes sense, even the price of coke would go up in 2023…too little to late to try and cement your place…guys, by nature psychology is the study of ALL parts of human nature…it’s almost like FL education has told the rest of the south ‘hold my beer’…purposely vague is the new thing…talk about rolling down a riverboat in Montgomery…damn pontoon party…Last Sodas: MaFe Walker & Wayne BradyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish understands slow French…el pollo perdido…RIP Lebo, let’s please preserve his art in public spaces…& the real estate mafia continues…of course people are leaving Miami, who can afford it…not even one green space on Brickell Key…Cardi B can throw down…viejos y la loteria…RIP Paul Reubens…seriously, is news so ratings starved as to cover a car ride…dear Colombia, thank you for pan de bono…send us Buc-ee’s swag…ok, Ish is still confused about the bear in China…don’t give up your info for free, but no nude-shaming here either…seriously, Ish has no clue how to launder clothes, much less money…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & O’Shae SibleyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miami English isn’t the same as Spanglish…yep, took someone from NC to crack this code…more people need to use ‘eat shit’…who decides what is/isn’t correct grammar…it’s about the influence, not the blending…languages evolve…of course you don’t hear your own accent…who put teachers in charge anyway…that damn Academia Real in Spain…how does a word end up in a dictionary…who says Cuban Spanish isn’t pretty enough…why don’t we have bilingual teaching…even the founding fathers didn’t want an official language…it always comes back to Sabado Gigante…we do speak in punctuation, don’t we?…at what point do we lose the language…of course Lucy Lopez should be studied…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Barrio Boyz were ahead of their time…Barbie isn’t anti-men, it’s pro-women…Ish did give Thalia consent…DJ totally created Kate McKinnon…good architecture even for the Dream House…Barbie/Toy Story multiverse…bring back the simple summer blockbuster…long live Aqua…UFOs are absolutely real…more prequels nobody asked for…late life Americana pop culture…which Wonka character are you?…rebranding at the expense of brand value…if you’re everything to everyone are you anything…not sponsored by Yeti…Last Sodas: Sinead o’Connor & Nestor CarbonellTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 years later, still the Queen of Salsa…Ish really didn’t know Angela Carrasco beat Celine Dion…peluqueria rock at its finest..why did so many white women love Julio Iglesias…pretty sure DJ is helping SUITS climb the Netflix chart…at some point isn’t cable going to be a better option than streaming…so many cheesy songs made their way into elementary school productions in the 80s…so are we all going to just put personal stuff on front street now…if you pay for the tickets, you get to take a selfie pero don’t throw the camera onstage…what early ’00 song sounds dated to you…why did we have a day and spelling obsession in song back then…birria tacos shouldn’t come out of a can that directly…Last Sodas: Miami Stadium & My Adventures with SupermanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See

Mad scientist AND Satan, talk about a combo…we love us a novela…when do we get to dance with Chayanne…soap actors are unsung heroes of acting…13 years is a helluva commitment…thanks Books & Books for the spot to record…Jim Carrey inspiring Cubanitas in Miami, who knew…love when we know the same people as guests…novelas aren’t the same as soaps…claro, que she was on Sabado Gigante...most of us would probably have croquetas fall out…Days of our Lives really should be sci-fi…can’t change the formula that got you here…Miami is all about the palanca…the ultimate app if you can control someone’s organs…only a Miami girl would compare her character to a chonga…as they say, you can take the girl outta Miami, but can’t take Miami outta the girl…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.

Toni would bring the Heat…how did we know about Z Cavariccis…Burger Beast, tell us where to get McDs cake…Dollywood heat exhaustion is just different…of course Taylor Swift boosts the economy…does Messi deserve praise before actually doing anything in Miami…either you’re having a banner year or bleeding money, can’t be both…we stand with WGA/SAG-AFTRA…let’s get to Thailand for that ultimate cheese only burger…sure, just build more expensive residences that will sit empty…welcome to Ish’s TED Talk about Barbie Movie marketing…is Prime Day an actual deal…Last Sodas: Norman Lear & Gym People Who Don’t See Headphones Are OnTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all have a fave Tetris piece…Wordle may be our quickest topic discussion ever…fine, Russia gave us fun hats…mira como DJ habla French…bring on the Threads…please don’t go all Twitter toxic…look at us repurposing Royal Dansk again…bring back MySpace…Ish half naked eating French food? Why not…hey Door Dash guy, tip isn’t required…also, we’re not tipping you if we did all the work…Pink will totally kick your ass if you try her…finally, the Beyhive has a purpose…remember kids, the 1st amendment works both ways…seriously, for DJ’s birthday we need to do a cake-off, how should we got about it…donuts are DJs kryptonite…Last Sodas: Netflix’s WHAM documentary & MagicWithThomas on IGTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep’s a little different, WE GET INTERVIEWED…tks for having us on Inside South Florida…we love giving a BTS peek…Jason, need to have you on to interview YOU…crank it out like cheap sausage, our fave saying for the ages…glad the precogs found work…man, our journey has been an interesting one…of course want to have the Estefans…we always shout out our boy Burger Beast…join Brock and Ronald on Pero Let Me Tell You…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy 4th of July…ahhh Billboard Live…and now we know even Madonna can’t beat a fever…The Idol, more like the I-Dull…please don’t deface historical monuments or at least don’t post it on IG…just so long as you don’t lose the house…seriously, what WAS DJ going to do with all those cruise ship items…you always know quien es quien cuando las cosas no suman...sadly, all things being equal isn’t the case…if we’re doing away with ‘advantages’ then let’s do away with all of them…who knew 7th heaven was so fantastically bad…sometimes we just need casts of shows to keep up the facade for us…Last Sodas: Wilson Cruz & Pepsi’s ColachupTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The week back from vacay is super depressing…electronics apparently don’t like the sun…happy birthday Lincoln…what is it about the Titanic…based on the amount of social media opinions, OceanGate was an appropriate name…media coverage isn’t the fault of the victims…the Lusitania…bye-bye Archetypes…said it before, say it again, creating a podcast isn’t easy…just because you can say something doesn’t mean you have something to say…wow look at us agreeing with Mayor Postalita…you can’t cover someone by only talking about someone else…what’s your favorite fruit…so many fruits just sound better in Spanish…why don’t cubans differ between lime and lemon…Last Sodas: Ted Lasso & Michaela Jae Rodriguez…welcome back, Tristan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflori Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat

Few world events have happened since our last chat…is there too much news…everything is important, nothing is…305 Day, bringing people together…Boris & Wendy, sitting in a tree…as we say, for Cubans, all roads lead back to communism…generational trauma is the gift that keeps on giving…never confuse a Hialeah boy for a Westchester boy…hmmm, wonder which of our wing flavors would be his favorite…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=2660 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ooops, wrong episode number…just listen to the relaxing sounds behind us…Ish loves him a crop top…summer is officially begun…growing up, beach snacks are essential…DJ is all about easy beach access…time for our annual friend trip, but that’s not the norm for us growing up…los tickets estan muy caros...if you can travel to see a performer vs seeing them at home, things aren’t normal…down with Ticketmaster…Ace of Base should have been bigger than they were…bring on Aqua…tsk Andrew for the thesis on how you can’t ignore Cuban Americans and then wonder why they don’t flock to you…love that China is amazed by ‘white people food’ so much that it’s become a meme for them…mmm compote…Last Sodas: Survivors of Colombian plan crash & Phil JimenezTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycFL Dairy Fa