Bits Before Crits

Pasha, Gunter, and Luca address the challenges of magical childhood, and confront the devious Admiral Bolls (Doug Keyes).

Lady Mains, Pierre, and Valdemeris attempt to outwit the Admiral Throxley (Charles F Murray, our first guest star!)

Our heroes take a day off to train, catch up, and get to know each other better. Surely casual relaxation can't possibly lead to violence and/or supernatural hijinks...

Lady Mains and Valdemeris attend the Duchess's auction hoping to acquire the bell before it can change hands. They are assisted by an avant-garde artist.

The crew disembarks at La Motte and splits up to tackle two different situations. Then Luca and Pasha meet with a peculiar new ally.

The scuffle in the streets leaves someone battered and bruised. Then the Iron Jack sets off to sea, and sails right through a storm. We happened to record during a storm as well, so the thunder you hear is quite real.

An aging pirate captain calls together her eccentric protégés for one last treasure hunt.

In our season finale, Galaxio learns that the gun is mightier than the shadow. Lav changes dramatically. Cesko learns how to lie. Magdalena begins a collection.

In this season's penultimate episode, Magdalena runs an interrogation, Galaxio loses his temper, and Cesko grabs a tight ass.

A change in scenery lets us see each of our vampires in a new light... or rather, darkness.

In which the Vampires go nowhere. Also, hear me out: Lav/Jerry, Galaxio/George, Magdalena/Elaine, and Cesko indisputably Kramer.

More like Vampire: The Sass Parade, amirite?

Magdalena changes some minds. Galaxio goes corporate. Lav gets gussied up. Cesko goes to dance class.

Galaxio seeks out an old associate. Cesko eavesdrops on juicy secrets. Lav makes a scene. Magdalena uncovers a dark truth.

After a long night of living it up, or dying it up, or staying alive, or... whatever, our lusty crew of vampires has a hankering for some good old fashioned human juice. So they go out to eat, each in their own way.

Lav steps into the spotlight. Magdalena meets a kindred spirit. Cesko and Galaxio are inseparable. Featuring: Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Jamie Green, Nick Mayfield, and Petrea Whittier

Meet our lovely cast of vampires just trying to get by in 90's NYC. Cesko, Galaxio, Lav, and Magdalena haven't seen the sun since the Renaissance, and yet they still manage to get roughed up in the city that never sleeps. Featuring: Dean Beckwith, Tyler Cass, Jamie Green, Nick Mayfield, and Petrea Whittier