Boys Of Boystown

Obviously we couldn't fit all the hilarious comedic banter into one episode! Tonight is the continuation of Gilmore Girls Pilot episode breakdown. Grab your pals, the rosé, and some witty banter and pick up where we left off!Not sure who is more of a psycho, Brian or Ms. Kim. 

You guys. Have you ever wanted to be a part of Boys of Boystown? Well, cue the fist interactive episode! Danny and Brian realized they both love Gilmore Girls and thought they could put Lorelai and Rory to shame with the witty banter. In tonights episode we watch the Pilot episode and provide very witty commentary. We HIGHLY suggest cuing up Netflix and following along!Cue up the Netflix, grab a cozy throw, and pour a glass of rosé.

Making friends in your 20's is hard. Making friends in your 30's is damn near impossible unless your co-workers are cool and you both hate the same people. This episode we talk about different kinds of friendship and if its possible to have more than one best friend (it totally is, like hi Brian has about 5).These days Brian's best friend is Netflix, Target, and coffee. 

You guys. It's no secret Brian loves the Kardashians. Specifically Kim. Well, Danny is totally unfamiliar and hasn't seen one episode of KUWK. I know, Brian was shocked too. In this episode we break down Keeping Up, all things Kim, and which sister we identify with. Like honestly, Brian sweetie, you're doing amazing. 

Lets talk about sex baby! Todays episode is all about sex, and who better to have on the episode than our second guest host Garrett Johannsen! We spill the tea and you get to meet another friend of the Boys of Boystown. Also, Brian pleads the fifth. I mean, his parents listen, so....

Guys. Its was Brian's birthday recently, and we decided to dedicate this entire episode to him! Just kidding. We do talk about birthdays, and how some, Danny, don't really care; and others, Brian, care waaaay too fucking much. I mean Brian isn't asking for a full motorcade, block off the streets of the city kind of a birthday, but also, he kind of is. 

You guys. We have our first guest host and she is FIERCE. Welcome Dymond C. Calloway, also known as our very good friend Trevor. We are so excited to have a guest, we cant contain ourselves. We talk about everything from how he got into drag, to glam, makeup, avoiding the haters, and how to properly tuck. No seriously, Brian asked how drag queens tuck. No joke. 

It’s no secret Brian loves Botox, and fillers, and lasers, and peels, and treatments so why not do an entire episode document his latest trip to the surgeon. We talk about the pain, the aftermath, and everything in between. Even when his face bleeds while walking through Macy’s.

Guys. It's episode 10 and we both got back from weekends away so you know we have a lot to catch up on. Is there a coffee shop in Zanesville? Was Brian naked in the desert? I know the answer to the first, and if you listen carefully to the bitter end; you will will know the answer to the second. But like, if he was naked it was tasteful. Like a tasteful nude. 

Are you tired of your parents or friends asking when you are going to have kids? Same. Like Brian cant even find a man let alone go through the process of having a child. There are so many questions. What happens to my white furniture? How do you go to a restaurant in the Gold Coast with a 3 year old? So many questions, not sure if we have an answer. 

So we had way too much sugar and could not stay focused. Its a 30 minute conversation between Brian and Danny about the most random things. Its funny, insightful, poetic, probing, deep, and okay I can't keep going. Its a just two friends bull shitting for an entire episode. Join us while we fly off the rails. Also, HBD to our fave listen JennyB!

Ugh. Are you between 25 - 30 years old and like what the hell am I doing? Same. This episode we talk about the quarter life crisis and where we have ended up. Am I going to become a hair stylist? Perhaps an underwater basket weaver? Maybe I’ll figure it out in the next half hour.

Okay, seriously, can someone get us some tacos? Or maybe pizza? Hmm a burger? Honestly we could eat them all. This episode is all about diets, fads, and other ways to get a summer body. I mean totally cutting out carbs and drinking exactly 16.8 ounces of celery juice is the way to a beach bod. I'm looking at you Adam Rippon. Way to get me hooked on the celery juice.

Can you keep a secret? We could until we decided to spill ours on a podcast. We lay out all the dirty details and fill you in on all of our juicy secrets. And yes. One of Brian’s juicy secrets was his juicy track suit. We can’t talk about it.  

You guys. This is going to be real fun. We talk about so many things, all of the things. We even have a review of a restaurant by a foodie friend, we dish about our other friends, and of course, there is sparkling water. Crack open a pamplemousse and lets talk about where the boys are taking this show. Don't worry you're all invited. Just say my name at the door for a wristband.

Do you like rosé, true crime podcasts, and Netflix? Same. Honestly that's I want to know when I'm on a Tinder date. Join us as we unravel the trials and tribulations of online dating. Brian had a rough day, so like cut him some slack on this one. Swipe right, and lets crack open the Côte des Roses.Honestly its my favorite rosé and yes Brian is a murderino. SSDGM.

You know when you're on a date and your ex comes up and you think, this is the last thing I want to talk about? Well thats what we're talking about this week. Except we are not on a date, we have cran-raspberry La Croix, and we are digging deep in those Ex Files. This is a case Moulder and Scully can't crack.

New Year, new me? Were not sure yet. Welcome to Boys of Boystown. A new podcast about 2 friends, living in Chicago, trying to figure it all out. In this first episode we, Brian and Danny, talk about rejuvenation and what makes us feel refreshed and ready for a cocktail.