#millennial

If you’re mourning the loss of your vape like Laura, come get high on some #Millennial! Our favorite Democrats list is being whittled down based on who is least annoying in these debates. The new iPhones are here and Andrew and Laura have been suckered in, but one of us should've paid closer attention to the keynote. A new poll reveals that moviegoers want to see fewer trailers at the theater, but AMC isn’t getting the message. If you’re late to a movie, but the movie doesn’t start until 30 minutes past its listed start time, did the movie actually begin on time? #PrayersforFelicity: Felicity Huffman sentenced to 14 days of jail-time, in which she’ll be subject to heinous conditions like forced bed making and TV watching limits. JP Morgan is sending signals by introducing their “Volfefe Index,” which monitors how the markets react to President Trump’s Twitter activity. In the Mailbag, Alex makes a cookbook recommendation and we get an update from the confessor who was digitally cheating on their sig