Take A Pitch

Oh, come one, come all, to Take A Pitch we call! In this episode, dear friends, we'll have a ball, As we hop on the mound, where controversy abounds, And discuss the sticky checks, making baseball astound. Imagine a game, where pitchers must throw, With no sticky substances, oh no, no, no! But some pitchers seek an unfair gain, With tacky grips, it's a whole new plane! We'll explore the tale, of pine tar and more, From rosin bags to Spider Tack galore! What do they do, these sticky things? Do they help pitchers fly on magic wings? We'll ask the questions, with wisdom and cheer, Do sticky checks make the game more clear? Or do they disrupt, a pitcher's routine, Making them worry, oh what a scene! Hear the stories, from pitchers so bold, Who want to grip tight, so their pitches unfold. But the umpires now search, with a careful eye, For any sticky substances, my, oh my! Does it make a difference, we ponder and pause, For pitchers and hitters, who face all the cause? Do sticky checks swing th