#millennial

Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL talk! In breaking Trumpdates: Orange Julius has had four new indictments dropped against him, this time, out of a Washington D.C. court. Read the full indictment here. Hot indictment summer is still hot y'all! Glitch McConnell and the Congressional Geritocracy: give term limits a chance! We review some of our oldest senators and representatives: basically, if you've existed longer than the chocolate chip cookie recipe, please consider retiring. Kplzthx. Are age limits ethical for elected positions of leadership? FYI, aliens aren't called UFOs anymore - the 2023 approved term is UAPs (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena). In a recent congressional hearing, former military officials auditioned for lead roles in an upcoming X-Files spinoff series. The US has possession of "non-human" bodies of UAP pilots?! Is Andrew's biggest 2023 prediction coming true? Bonus rec from Andrew: Find Starlink - this is a free app that lets you see when you’ll be abl