Flight School

Hello Flight Crew, and Welcome aboard our 10th Episode, Schitt's Creek.    We would like to invite all of our Cattle-Class customers to laugh at the failing fortunes of our first class, and to revel in their rotation on Fortune's Wheel. This Riches to Rags story can be found in your in-flight Magazine, alongside simillar articles such as: Door Carpentry and You Stavros: Why you shouldn't fall in love with Jerky Sounding Names Are your Wigs Packed Properly? and our feature article Touring the Great Can- Oh..I mean...American Landscape Please note that you might hear some sad violins playing. This was not approved by Fearless Flyer and she would like to make her objections known.