One Life Left's Podcast

Operator: This is 999. You're through to the police. What is your emergency? Caller: I need to report a crime... Operator: Very good, sir. What would you like to report? Caller: Some children in the park are pulling twigs off a tree. Operator: Ah. Not really a crime, that, sir... Caller: Well, there's also a dead hedgehog in the road, here. Operator: Erm. OK. One of those days... Again, sir, not a crime. Is it causing a hold-up, stopping traffic or anything? Caller: No but it doesn't look great... Operator: As I said, then, not a crime. Caller: OK, well, how about this: Simon Byron dropped a c-bomb on the latest edition of One Life Left. Operator: A what? Caller: A c-bomb. You know? He said the word cu- Operator: Oh! Yes sir, I understand... Caller: Well, it was beeped out but the beep didn't half distress my cat... Operator: Poor thing. Caller: Thank you. Operator: What else happened? Caller: Well, he also talked about almost breaking the law in Sweden and performed an impromptu impression of Bob Hoskins. Op