Purple Cups X Champagne

We kick things off right with a special shout out to the Ukraine and those in pain. We're still unsure of all the truths behind what's going on, so if anyone cares to inform us with backed up data, text "Putin" to 917-810-3065, followed up by texting an iNote of the explanation so we could discuss on next week's episode. Now on to the lighter stuff... Some Hispanic dude hits the lotto for the SECOND time in two years and Josh questions; Is this a blessing or added stressing? As a degenerate gambler he gives us insight into the mentality of being "in it to win it"... Kyle Sh**face (come sue me for defamation too scumbag! Jonathan Cheddie btw) decided he's owed bread by the journalists and media outlets who "wrongfully" mocked him for shooting people... huh?! Thousands of devout Catholics in Arizona (sh** state dos) are told they aren't REALLY Catholic anymore because a priest was off by one word at their baptism, so Cheddie wants to know what the Catholic King, Guapo Contreras, believes is just in this situa