Flight School

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 66th Episode, Penny Dreadful. When there's a creaking on the steps and a sudden quiet outside, when your breath fills the cold air with mist and your heart trembles in your chest, to whom do you turn? Perhaps to a woman with a mysterious gift and penchant for fortune telling? Or maybe a strange anatomist whose obsession with life and death transgress the bounds of science? Or an adventurer known for exploring the darkest parts of the world, who understands what if feels to be both hunter and prey? Even a Wild West actor, whose sharpshooting masks a troubled past.  And what if you decide to step out from your room, and venture into the unknown - that Demi-Monde, can you say you loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night?  There's no stars down here, no light. Just spiders, Josh Hartnett, and Death.  

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 65th episode, Narcos. On this flight, we take a romp through the idyllic city of Miami, early 1970's. Flip flops, Hippies and Farrah Fawcett hair rule the scene and the DEA all have their eyes on that Devil's Lettuce, if you catch our drift. Then a Cockroach survives the end of the world and makes his way to Columbia, to Pablo Escobar. When American DEA agent, Steve Murphy, left for Columbia he'd left with the same sense of destiny that just conquerors have. One year later, the world's gone to shit, and it doesn't matter how many people take a lead for their pains, sometimes the end justify the means. But whose means, whose ends? The end of the world keeps coming, so who will rise above?

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 64th Episode, Fairy Tail. When your world is full of Wizard Guilds that insist on you joining to get your wizard license like a more interesting AMA card, there's bound to be some problems. Especially when you want to get into the most prestigious guild, Fairy Tail. You know, the one where the really popular members star in the centerfold. That's a thing. A ....gross thing. Maybe just go to Hogwarts, not this weird Team Butt Wizard bullshit.  

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 63rd flight, Attack on Titan. If passengers look out the left side of the plane, they'll be able to see the three massive walls that have protected our kind for centuries. If they look out the right side you should see the monstrous, ravening Titans, here for the flesh of you and your family.  There is no escape, there is no fighting - there can be no quarters given. It's survival or extinction.  Enjoy the fight!  

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 62nd Episode, In the Flesh. When the apocalypse goes from nigh to passé, the question ringing in everyone’s brains must be – what next? So what, the Zombie hoards massacred your village, forcing you to destroy the terrible mockeries of humanity that shambled endlessly onward in search of sustenance. So what if these self-same Zombies have been ‘cured’, and can remember every terrible action? So what if they can only keep washing the blood from their hands and recite over and over, ‘I’m not responsible for what I did in my untreated state’? Maybe they didn’t ask to come back from the dead. They didn’t ask to be made public enemy #1 by the HVF. And poor, gentle Kieren didn’t ask to be made a killer – but that’s reality now. And you have to face it head on, nail-filled cricket bat and all.  

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 61st Episode, House of Lies. When you're trying to get the fat cat 1% that drove the economy to the brink to go with your economic plan, things can get a bit heated. Especially when the #1 company you're going up against is your ex-wife's. And sure, maybe she's the spawn of satan, and SURE maybe you should be at home taking care of your adorable son who just got cast as Sandy in Grease. But you are Don Fucking Cheadle, and you came to get yours. So claw your way to the top and make sure to get those billable hours. 

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 60th Episode, Turn.  Our passengers may notice that this trip to the past comes free with de-saturated tones, and a heck of a lot of moral ambiguity. We advise that you remain seated until your Captain turns off the 'Fight The British' sign.  Upon which time you'll be free to move about and gather intelligence with the best of them. But be careful, it's the gallows if you get caught. Or worse, you'll have to go back to your life being a cabbage farmer.  But it'll all be worth it when the Right Side wins, all thanks to you - you help prove that if you just keep turning you'll make one full revolution.

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 59th Episode, Brooklyn Nine Nine. We here on Flight School take your safety seriously. That's why we've decided to get rid of our old air marshal that let us do...literally anything...and replaced him with a newer, tougher, air marshal. One that's going to teach us how to be a team, how to grow up, and maybe a little bit about manscaping.  And sure, maybe kick ass and look good while doing it. 

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 58th Flight, Fresh Off the Boat. I think we can all remember the 90's. Hip hop and CD Player's, skipping every bump in the road as your family drives you way across America to open up a Western themed restaurant in the middle of Florida.  We can all think back to that sweltering heat - so different from our home in Washington's China Town. Oh wait, we can't? Too bad, you're going to relate to this kid anyways, as he struggles with cultural identity and lunchables.  Make a move over to our Facebook Page Facebook  Make a mix tape of all our old episodes iTunes  

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 57th Flight, Lizzie McGuire. We've all been there, perched awkwardly on the end of our beds as our parents try to explain the magical mysteries of puberty. And if those mysteries happen to come attached to scrunchies and a million tarantula braids and Judge Judy reference, well, so be it. And so what if your mom won't let you go to THE pool party of the closest thing you'll ever get to Brad Pitt?  Growing up is hard, but it gets a bit easier with friends, and tie-dye

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 56th episode, The Magicians. FF, you and I both know that magic is real. SO what if we're becoming socially isolated, retreating further and further into a fantasy rather than face the cold hard light of day - that's the American (Canadian) Dream.  Ok, so what if magic is real. And you can totally pass the test to get into the sickest post-grad of all time, Breakbills University. Worth it, right? So what if you accidentally summon a weird moth-face monster that devours your principle. Wacky Hi-jinx.  Wacky. 

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 55th Episode, Better Call Saul.   Though this pilot has been researched for all potential claims, there may be some legal loopholes only exploitable by a morally faltering, recovering reprobate.  Oh sure, he could find a way to sue you six days to Sunday, but he'd have to corral that limping rust-bucket of a car to court first - hard to do when it's got a human-shaped dent on the passenger side window.  Let's not even go into the electromagnetic stuff.

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 54th Episode, House. Attention all passengers - is there a Doctor onboard this aircraft? Anyone with medical knowledge? Ah, after being pushed from his seat by a co-doctor, a gaunt man stands before the ill plane-guest. He crouches, leaning heavily on his cane. Peers through weary washed out eyes...and calls us all idiots. We missed three classic signs of whatever topical disease it is, and managed to almost kill the patient in the span of three minutes.  Is....is there another doctor aboard this flight?   Catch the Flight School Fever on Facebook  Hit the Books on iTunes

Hello Frequent Flyers, and Welcome aboard our 53rd episode, Archer.   Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get very drunk in Majorca, establish yourself as a reprobate and scoundrel, and lure in one of the world's most elite spies, code name: Duchess. Sure, this spy doesn't seem to be that great...in fact he seems to be a bit of a jerk. Oh wait. Yeah no, definitely a jerk. Call HR.  

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 52nd Episode, Bob's Burgers.   FF, We love you, but you're terrible you're all terrible. Look, just...stop telling people we cook our food with corpses, okay? It's a big weekend for us and we need this re-re-re-piloting to go off without a hitch.  Get that rash checked out, please stop serving people food you've dropped on the ground and for the love of- Stop with the human flesh thing!

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 51st episode, Con Man. Flyers, we know you used to be big deals. You coulda been contenders! But now, now you're flying economy with the rest of the schmoes in their bargain basement Jon Snow costumes. On the way to a comic con. We get it. You're back is bad, and no one really lets you be who you want to be, which is certainly not an awesome pilot from a rad sci-fishow cancelled before its time.  We know, flyers, that you just need some Serenity. Well too bad, it's expo weekend, enjoy hell.    

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 50th Episode! We would like to take this time to thank all of you and to look back over our year of Flight School. What did we go back to watch, what show did we pass and then promptly forgot about, dooming it to the forgotten depths? Come along for the flight, and you'll get the best seats in the house - after all, we already know you're first class.   Let Us Hear Your Thoughts On Facebook See What 50 Eps Looks Like iTunes  

Hello Everyone and Welcome aboard our 49th Flight, Master of None. Passengers aboard this flight may feel that the plane is full of screaming children. The idyllic dreams of parenthood have faded to the dull reality of ice cream all up and down the side of your jacket. Just...god...everywhere. You may find our first class passengers are more comfortable, chillin like proverbial villains, hangin with some fine folks of their preferred partner type - while all you lot are sittin there like some schmucks covered just...oh my god you are covered in ice cream. Hang with your Cool Folks on Facebook Remember Like it Was Yesterday iTunes

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 48th Episode, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.  Passengers may notice a slight disruption in our planned route to your destination. We are taking a small detour as our pilot has received a text that the only person to ever make her feel like she had sparkles in her heart is currently in West Covina. We thank our passengers for their patience, and have piped in some catchy tunes about getting ready in a sexy manner for future use.   Sing along to our tune on Facebook Check out the Discography on iTunesThrow a penny in our jar on the Contribution Page  

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 47th episode, Garfunkel and Oates. Passengers aboard this flight may notice a catchy tune being piped in over the intercom system. We will not be disabling it. We suggest you start enjoying the comedic musical stylings of two girls in L.A. just trying to make it big.  Flyers, don't worry. This will be an audio only performance. And then you can do the Fade Away and ghost this flight all the way home. Sing along to our tune on Facebook Check out the Discography on iTunesThrow a penny in our jar on the Contribution Page