Flight School

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our super quirky magical flight, New Girl. During this flight we try to address the big questions: what is the meaning of life, how will mankind continue to evolve in an increasingly technologically driven world, and how in the holy hell does Zooey Desh keep getting cast as the same damn human? Folks if you pull out that carry-on from the beneath the seat in front of you, you'll find your clip-in fringe, square glasses, and an indomitable will to sing off key. I'm sorry folks. I had to pass on the curse. I had to pass it on.    Whose that School? It's FLIGHT (on Facebook )Meet Your Old Roomies on iTunesHelp Us Live in Really Nice Apartments With 4 Other People Contribution Page  

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 45th Episode, Sex and the City.  We would like to inform you on this flight that the Mile High Club is both awkward, uncomfortable, and not as fun as you imagine. Maybe you wanna drop those condoms like they're hot, but we cannot assure you that Mr. Big (A hotter younger Trump) will pick them up for you. This ain't no meet-cute, this is a drive-by-not-bad, and there's no white knight to take you away to Upper Manhattan.    There'll Be Peace When You Are Done (on Facebook )Lay Your Weary Head to Rest on iTunesDon't You Cry No More! Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 44th Episode, Going Deep with David Rees. Have you ever been stumped by the trivialities of life? Do you fail at the most basic of tasks? Well there's a reason, so study up and come on a fun-filled trip of learning about how to make the perfect ice cube! Tell me you'll wear a hat though, would you? It might get cold. We worry.   Postulate Your Theory on FacebookSee What's Frozen in time on iTunesEnhance our Studies on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 43rd Flight, The Shannara Chronicles.  If you look out your windows on the left hand side you will see the ruins of humanity, lying in a lush and yet desolate wasteland, populated sparsely with Gnomes, Humans, Elves, and Druids. If you look out the right hand side you will see the oncoming demon apocalypse held back by a tree.  Oh, look, the tree is bleeding. Great. That's good. Will the world's most annoying hero unite with the quick-change artist of personality, a sheltered worldy ineffective princess? Sorry we only have two windows folks. Bring your Bow to FacebookRead the Chronicle of ages on iTunesPrepare for the Ravening Horde on the Contribution Page  

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 42nd episode, The Office. Passengers aboard this flight may notice that all of our safety pamphlets have been replaced with a step-by-step guide on how to survive bear attacks. We still urge passengers to pay close attention, as bear survival know-how is very important. You may also notice that your seat-buckle has been surrounded by a gelatinous mass - most likely strawberry.  Finally we ask passengers to ignore the buffoon making awkward jokes and demanding hi-fives from you when you deplane. We don't know how he got on board. He doesn't even work here.   File that thought on FacebookFind the Back Catalogue on iTunesTake Care of Buisness on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 41st episode, Bad Education.  FF, I think we can all remember our favourite teachers from way back when. The ones who inspired you, made you enjoy that dry material known as Classic Literature. The ones who gave you a passion for learning. Yeah, this show isn't about teachers like those. Unless your favourite teacher was a posh entitled wanker more likely to take a nap in the supply closet then show you linear algebra.    Go back to School on FacebookDo some Remedial Studying iTunesJoin the Class on the Contribution Page  

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 40th Episode, Transparent. Is there anything more complicated than family? Gender, Sexuality, Religion, all in some compressed microcosm of formative experiences and nostalgia. And so maybe your Dad comes out as transgender. So maybe your older sister (married-with-kids oldest sister) takes up again with her old lady-flame. Maybe the middle child has an intimacy issue with women his own age….for reasons. Or the youngest has a fling with some personal trainer dude in the park. Isn’t that just family?   Start a Conversation on FacebookSee us clearly on iTunesBecome a part of the family on our Contribution Page  

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 39th Episode, Jessica Jones. Look kid, I don't know what you heard, but if it's about them Supers I don't know what to tell you. They're everywhere now. Jessica, she's a nobody. A PI, sure, but a super, in that apartment? I guess I should start at the beginning. Or hell, start in the middle, the beginnings for schmucks. Hard drinking, tough talking gumshoe takes the one case that brings her back to days colder than the streets. This regular femme fatale was the one that got away, but one name keeps bringin her back - Kilgrave.    Get a Clue FacebookAnother round? iTunesFollow up on a lead on the Contribution Page  

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome to our 38th Episode, Flesh and Bone. We're glad you all made the cut, but now you're going to have to work for it. Dance, Now, In the aisles! Grand Plie, Arabesque! Other Ballet things! Now go seduce someone! Now bottle them! Quick on your feet, FF's, we've got a show to perform! ART! Now have a really unsettling exchange with several people, and stare wide-eyed like you're trying to gaze in to the void, and dare it to gaze back.   And Bow.     Join the Dance FacebookLearn the Steps on The Modern SuperiorCommission an play on the Contribution Page  

Good Morrow Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 37th Episode, Poldark.As you land, a connecting stagecoach will take you to your next terminal. However, we warn you that said stagecoach might be full of gossiping busybodies discussing your fallen fortune as you return home from a war that you lost. Don't take it too personally, after all, you were a scandal and a wastrel. Whose ex-girlfriend is engaged to your cousin, and whose farm and mines are in such disrepair that setting it all ablaze would be an improvement.   I mean, how can you take it personally when your entire life went to hell in a handbasket? Oh, and you're Cornish, so there's that.   Join the Wastrels on FacebookMine the Depths on iTunesAid your Cousin's failing fortune on the Contribution Page    

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 36th flight, Fargo. We're sure glad you're here, dontcha know? If you look out the windows on the left side of the plane, you can sure see local disappointment Lester Nygard. Oh jeeze, what's that fella doin now?  And who's that real intense guy with him, whisperin them dark things in his ear. Oh, looks like this is a case for that Deputy Molly Solverson. Isn't she a peach?   Make a Faustian Deal on our FacebookGet a clue on iTunesWoodchip in on our  Contribution Page  

Hello frequent flyers and welcome about our 35th flight, Dark Matter. Space may be the final frontier but if you could lend us your ears, we'd love to show you all the various exist aboard this space ship. You won't be able to use any of them because your memory is gone, an android wants to kill you, and honestly what were you doing anyways? Don't you have space things to do?   Launch a discussion  on  FacebookListen to the Stars on iTunesMake us Remember your Name on the  Contribution Page

  Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, Frequent Flyers, it's our 34th Episode of Flight School! Your Captain would like to apologise for the slight turbulence caused by the forces of good and evil battling it out on our wing. We suggest you buckle your seat belts, don your capes, and become the trouble you want to see in the world.  

Hello Everyone and Welcome Aboard Episode 33, The Addams Family. For passengers just joining this astral plane, we ask that you turn your television dial back to 1964. Get to know your neighbours sitting next to you. Their intricacies. Their oddities. The strange void where their soul should be. Then turn to the strange family to your other side and consider yourself safer, for they have hemlock and beheadings but at least they're upfront about it. Maybe you'll find yourself nurturing some of their values after all.   Get Spooky on  FacebookHaunt our iTunesTell us your deepest fear on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 32nd episode, Hemlock Grove.  We ask any of our passengers to hold their questions till the end of the flight. and after. Just forever. Just always be unsure...and afraid. Like we were during this pilot. Why is he drinking blood, what's the deal with being so overtly offensive? Who holds an ice cream angrily? Also, why jog, ever? We can't answer all these questions, but you won't be able to ask them anywhere else either. Buckle up, it's about to get Netflix Original up in here.   Get Spooky on  FacebookHaunt our iTunesTell us your deepest fear on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome aboard our 31st episode, Scream Queens.    Are you afraid of being stalked by a dude in a devil outfit? Or being horribly murdered by said devil? Do you have flashbacks to your days in Uni, and being made fun of by Sorority girls? Well have we got a show that will have you drinking to forget! This Glee/American Horror Story mashup hits some sour notes, but should you watch along, or will you leave this show dead and buried. Sorry crew, this is a phantom plane and no one gets off until they watch.   Get Spooky on  FacebookHaunt our iTunesTell us your deepest fear on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and Welcome Aboard our 30th Flight, Are You Afraid of the Dark? Join us this month of October for some truly spooky pilots. The first of which is that Canadian classic, Are You Afraid of the Dark. Follow us if you want to get lost in the woods, find a creepy cabin, answer mysterious riddles...and maybe...Sorta DIE (or just take a different cab, I don't know your life.) How did you even get aboard...after all...this flight has been off the air for fifteen years.   Get Spooky on  FacebookFind other Haunting podcasts on The Modern SuperiorChill out with us on iTunesTell us your deepest fear on the Contribution Page

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 29th Episode, Rita.   Some of you aboard this flight might recall a beloved teacher, from your way away days of youth. Did they make you memorise poetry? Or teach you how to craft a perfect theorem? Or were they like Rita, obsessively collecting Troll Dolls, and smoking in the bathrooms. Did your teacher have a bard? Were you ever really taught even? Well throw your thoughts back to the days of your own schooling and compare notes as we fly along with Rita.    Read up on some other subjects on The Modern SuperiorDanish or Donuts Vote on  FacebookStudy up on iTunesComplete your student survey on the Contribution Page  

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 28th episode: PicnicFace. Some of you might recall one of our most popular beverages aboard this flight: PowerThirst!!! You'll be pleased to hear this Canadian Internet sensation has provided us not with one power thirst, but several, all sprawled out over the course of an entire television episode.  Have you ever wanted to see how Ad companies decide to sell their products? (Bears karate chopping a helicopter piloted by a cabbage) Or watch people get part time jobs? Now you can!  Buckle up, this flight may get rowdy.

Hello Frequent Flyers and welcome aboard our 27th Episode, Killjoys. This is a special message from your favourite airline corporation. We understand you could have flown with anyone else today, but you  - oh, what's that? There's only one shadowy Company ruling the world and you have only yourself and your guns to trust? Oh, carry on then. You wouldn't happen to be  a bounty hunter wouldja, you know, a Killjoy? No, our flight isn't named Serenity, and there's no Captain Mal Reynolds but we have a lot of things like it so maybe you'll consider staying aboard a wee bit longer.  Not that you could get off the flight anyways...because we are also now in Space. Did we forget to mention that? And you thought you were headed to Seattle.   Find some Space on our  Facebook Board the Ship on the Modern SuperiorFind the hitlist on iTunesLeave us a red box on our  Contribution Page