Unimaginary Friendcast

Nathan Von Edmondson. The 1st podcast in the 3-part “Getting To Know You” series. Nathan is interviewed intensively. Hopefully we can satisfy a Super Fan who complained they didn’t know us well enough. Other topics include: Kung Fu, Bruce Lee, Acting, and swimming. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

David tests the other hosts on their knowledge of UK Slang terms. The winner is awarded $1 Million, and the loser is put to death. The stakes are high, so if you have the balls, play along, and see how you fare.  Other topics include: 'How I Learned to Drive' on Broadway, Eyedrops, and JetLag.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.  https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

The Friendcast Celebrates their 200th Podcast on VIDEO! Your best friends at the Unimaginary Friendcast have been producing a weekly podcast for the last 200 weeks, and they've decided to celebrate their anniversary in style. Instead of LISTENING here, you can WATCH it on Facebook @UnimaginaryFriend or on Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LcIfFt4-U) No expense is spared. The Hosts are flown over-night on their own Concorde, where they present the show from the World-Famous Music City Music Hall. They review all the Highs and Lows from the last 4 years. Get ready for surprises, celebrity shout-outs, and slaps right across the kisser...and the episode is filmed in front of a live audience! This is a real barn-burner, folks! Other Topics include: Interviews with Comedian Kyle Rehl, Cake Wars Judge Charles Phoenix, Assistant Director Bobby Riley, Professional Santa Tim Gunn, Scientology Watchdog Tony Ortega, American Ninja Warrior, Aerobitards, meeting Jane Lynch, Saved by the Bell, Home Alone House, pl

Realizing the hosts are all horrible “Out-Ethics” Suppressives, David administers a bastardized Scientology Sec Check. The procedure is technically not a punishment, but in reality they are absolutely a punishment. They are designed to pinpoint areas of psychic and emotional trauma, at the base of which is obviously a crime committed by the person being “helped”. It doesn’t go well. There are awkward moments, tension, and an abrupt end. #Fun Other topics include: Jeffrey Epstein, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Donald and Melanie Trump, and the Unimaginary Friendcast 200 Episode Celebration. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Poo. It’s trying to tell you something, and Erin is here to translate. She blows the lid off of excrement with a joy she exhibits for nothing else in this world. If you value your gastrointestinal and digestive health, you better listen to Erin, the Turd Whisperer. Other Topics Include: Once Upon A Time in Hollywood, Quentin Tarantino, Smokers, Death Penalty, Tom Cruise, Scientology, and Jo Anna Van Thoy-yoy-yoing, but not one word about guns. Aren’t you sick of hearing about them, anyway?  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Nathan breaks into our regularly scheduled programming with alarming news: Israel has unleashed an army of 8-legged “water bears” in a take-over attempt, because “God promised us the moon!” If you’re mouth is hanging open, and you’re wondering, “How? Who? What? When?”, don’t worry. You’re just like we were. Nathan explains it all, and what you can do to ensure the safety of your loved ones. This is for real! It is NOT a drill!  It’s semi click baity, but almost all the facts are real facts! Other topics include: More breaking News!: Nathan has become a morning person!, Puddles Pity Party, Mary Byrne, Celebrities, David’s Facebook, Go Karting, DNA, Human Genome maps, Israel, and God, but nothing about how video games are the problem. Not greed, not corruption, and certainly not megalomaniacs, but video games! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmonds

We all hate Senate Majority Leader #MitchMcConnell, that’s a given. But, why? David Monster does his research and presents us with Mitch’s good points and shortcomings. You probably won’t be surprised to learn that the scale dips severely to one side. David swears that he tried desperately to find good things about the man, but only had three months to research this topic. As a comparison, #BitchMcConnell ‘s arch-enemy, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez #AOC is reviewed, and her pros and cons seem a bit more proportional. (Disclaimer: David tries to hate Republicans & Democrats equally, and judges them solely on their merits, or lack thereof.) Other topics include: #MasacreMitch, #WheresMitch, #MoscowMitch, #DonaldTrump, #Trump, #NRA, Voyage L.A., Nathan in the Garment District, Little Girl Wearing Hulk Mask, and let us not forget Bitchy Mitch, but nothing about how Israel has claimed that God promised them the Moon.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcas

David presents the other hosts with Mankind’s most pressing moral and ethical conundrums, all which will come to a cataclysmic head in the very near future. As always, The Unimaginary Friendcast crew, who have been appointed “The Deciders” for the entire Universe, passes judgement on each issue, and directs us all onto the correct path. If you don’t want to wind up just an unidentifiable critter-stain on the road of life, you better listen, and take notes! Other topics include: The Bash Of The Century, The American Royal Wedding, A.I., Artificial Intelligence, Into The Woods, Stephen Sondheim, the Clitoris, Masturbation, The Devil’s Doorbell, Animal Rights, Crispr, Genomes, Gene Editing, Abortion, Disabilities, Nature, Bitcoin, Cryptocurrency, Ransomware, Hackers, Immigration, Normal Behavior, Whistle Blowing, Julian Assange, and Namir Noor-Eldeen, but nothing about Iceland, or any of the imaginary places Erin visits in her mind.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Uni

Erin insists she visited a faraway Kingdom called “Iceland”, and boy is she at it, again. We’re supposed to believe she visited a Land of Ice? She spins yarns of a world of “Fire and Ice”, Ice Giants, Volcanos, Glaciers, Blue Lagoons, Vikings, magical birds, and she insists it’s “the most amazing place I’ve ever been!”  Other topics include: Democrats, Iceland, MAGA, Strip Searches, Customs, Cocaine, Hot Pots, Neophytos Masouras, Greek Orthodox, How To Make A Homosexual, Anal Sex, but not anything about the Bernie Sanders/Cardi B summit.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Nathan accomplishes what Erin and David never could, in a million years. He reads every single word of the #MuellerReport, then gives us a concise rundown of what it contains. Boy, you should hear their explosive reactions when the other hosts find out just how the Commander in Chief betrayed the American People. Oh, wait, there might be a way you can. Other topics include: #TrumpsTinyPenisParade, Donald Trump, Seattle & the #SpaceNeedle, #BellaSwan & #Forks Washington (You know, the chick who got wet when Edward & Jacob fought over her), #Twilight,  God, Twitter, NBC, ABC, CBS & how they refused to televise Trump’s May Day parade in honor of his boyfriend, Vladimir Putin, but NOT anything about Princess Sarah Huckabee #Sanders. Whatever happened to her?  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podc

#192 - Land of Fire & Ice Iceland Exposed. Erin blows the lid off of Iceland. Is it the land of Fairies and Ice Giants, a wonderland of Fire and Ice, or just another Imaginary Kingdom Erin made up and will travel to only in her mind? Other Topics Include: Nathan’s #Wedding Band, Who’s going to Hell, #StarWars Fans, Architects, #Republicans, The #British, #Circus Performers, #Iceland, #Trolls, #Volcanoes, MAC OS Users, #Shaq O’Neal, and #Cosplayers, but NOT The Queen and how she will lead an army of shape-shifting lizards on a bloody rampage to entomb your soul. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Unimaginary Interview. The Friendcast is immortalized in history. VoyageLA.com Magazine reached out, demanding to know what makes the podcast such a hidden gem. So, in the interest of FULL TRANSPARENCY, the hosts answer the question LIVE on the air. Tune in. This is something you don’t want to miss. Other Topics Include: Nathan’s career as a #SponsoredAd Superstar, #justinbieber, #tomcruise, #danawhite, #MMA, Bad #acupuncture, #jamesgordon, #ruthjones, #gavinandstacey,  but NOTHING about #TrumpsTinyPenisParade.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!  

2020 Dem-bate. The hosts watched the 1st Democrat debate for the 2020 Election. They break it down, and pull all the nominees apart, then give you the highlights and low points. (#BetoSpeakingSpanish). Finally, they decide who won the debate, and you’re welcome!   Other Topics Include: Elizabeth Warren, Beto O’Rourke, Pete Buttigieg, Rachel Maddow, Cory Booker, Julian Castro, Bill d Blasio, John Delaney, Tulsi Gabbard, Jay Inslee, Amy Klobuchar, Tim Ryan, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Australia, Government Corruption, The Minimum Wage, Salary Inequality, Abortion, Donald & Eric Trump, Corruption, & Hot Lesbian Dudes, but NOT anything about the reboot of The L Word. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Nathan takes us on a tour of cities, houses, and oddities that are supposed to be creepy, but really sound like amazing places for a photo safari. The Deciders only pick one as an undesirable destination. Who knew the world still held so many mysterious and wonderful jewels? Well, I guess Nathan did. Other Topics Include: What We Do In The Shadows, Cats, PBS, The Mueller Report, Aladdin, Will Smith, Robin Williams, God, Donald Trump, and Hypocrisy, but NOTHING about Christian Hate this week. Sorry. We’ll get back to it, next time. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

This week, we’re on pins and needles, because Erin’s at it, again. She’s tried yet another new-fangled, hippy health treatment, only this one’s over 3000 years old. (Or, so she says.) Ever wondered what it’s like to get stuck with a bunch of pricks? Well, Erin’s here to tell you. Then, The Deciders make their decision. Is Acupuncture allowed to stay, or do they vote it off? Spoiler Alert: As Fox News would say: “Acupuncture! It’s not just for the Chinese Countries, anymore!” Other topics include: Nathan Von Edmondson’s new job as  ‘King Of Commercials’, 911, Eastern Medicine, Justin Bieber, Tom Cruise, Boxing, Connor McGregor, MMA, Dana White, UFC, Bitches, Whores, Lesbians, and Sluts, but NOT anything about Sarah Huckabee Sanders triumphant return to her Arkansas Trailer Park. Listen up Mr. Dump: “She don’t like lies!” So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan

Hail Satan?! The hosts blow the lid off The Satanic Temple and its cause, then reveal the difference between it and The Church of Satan. By the end of the episode you’ll want to join the cause and proclaim “HAIL SATAN!” yourself.  Other topics include: Satan, Lucifer, The Devil, and Kim Kardashians Ass, but nothing about TV Journalist Lisa Guerrero and how she’s doing God’s work. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Don’t worry about your moral compass, the hosts will set it in the correct direction for you. They are confronted with the world’s toughest ethical pickles and only have 3 minutes to solve them for good. Is anyone surprised that they find their way out of the maze smiling, with time to spare? You’re welcome, humanity. Other Topics include: Top Shorts Film Festival, The Aerobitards, Toltec Wisdom & the 4 agreements, The 6 Corporations funding the War On Abortion, Erin in Vermont, and Infidelity, but NOT that Nasty Girl we call The Duchess of Sussex. Dirty, dirty girl. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Human Customs. As you all know, the hosts of the Unimaginary Friendcast have been named “THE DECIDERS” for the Human Race. So, tune in and find out which Human Customs, Traditions, and Conventions you must cease performing, immediately. If you have ideas of your own, they’d love to hear them. Other Topics Include: Abortion, Mr. Rupert the Kinecta Mustache Man, The Human Race is doomed, Erin said “YES!” to the dress, Wedding dresses, Bless You, Sneezes, Handshakes, Serial Killers, Germs, Birthday Cakes & Candles, Engagement Rings & Proposals, Daylight Savings Time, Monogamy, Manners, Patriotism, Family Vacations, Old White People, Wedding Presents, and Lesbians, but nothing about that delightful Sarah Huckabee Sanders this week. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

I Heart Abortions. Everyone seems to think the Unimaginary Friendcast is a tool of the left-wing, and the hosts are nothing but liberal, bleeding-heart snowflakes. Are they really? The answer might surprise you. They fight through the completely non-divisive issue of Abortion, then the segment ends in an actual fight.  Both sides of the issue are fairly explored, and some conservative viewpoints receive compassion, and even a little bit of agreement. The hosts are definitely not Republican, but all three were raised by at least one. Finally, a decision is made: Should Aborsh be banned? Other topics include: Celeste Barber, High Fashion Models, Unimaginary Friendcast Superfan, Nathan’s career as a Venice Beach Muscle Boy is sidelined by an injury, MBSR, Mindfulness based Stress Reduction, Are White Woman Horrible?, LGBT Issues, Sexual harassment, Alabama, White Men, Congress, Senators, Roe v Wade, Women’s Marches, Gay Parades, and Lesbians, but NOTHING about Abortion… Oh, wait, it’s actually everything about a

Kiss My Bliss! The hosts weigh the Pros and Cons of trying to monetize your Passions. Unlike the pop-spiritualists who make money off your pain; we assault you with honesty, no matter how much it might hurt. Our special guest Jessie Tasselmyer is a practicing lawyer, and she acts as our real-life visual aid. Other topics include: The Aerobitards, THE WALL,  Philadelphia and the Broad Street Run, Environmental Law, Lesbians, Nathan – Mr. Comercial,  The Rockettes, and, as always, The Kardashians, but not anything about a report that even Democrats won’t make public. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!