Unimaginary Friendcast

One more piece of the gorgeous puzzle that is David Monster is unveiled. He admits to travelling back from the future, and in this episode he answers the most burning questions of our age, like: “Will dinosaurs be brought back to life?” “Where and when will we discover alien life?” and “What will be the next supervirus?” David pulls no punches and answers every single question frankly and honestly. Finally, the world has a time traveler who blabs! Want to know what’s going to happen in the next 1000 years? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Other topics include: Venice Beach Paparazzi, Cilantro, Fake News, Dr. Katie Bouman, Black Holes, Virus X, Alien Life, Asteroids, The Creator, God, Ice Age, Wooly Mammoths, Dinosaurs, RH Blood Type, Zombie Apocalypse, Cancer, The Tech Spring Revolution, Tom Cruise, The Only Hope for the Human Race, Cloning, Black Holes, Honey Boo Boo, North Kardashian West, 1st Gay and Female President, Africa, Asian, and our Lesbian Overlords, but NOT how Trump saved the world, yet aga

Erin and Nathan resign themselves to being horrible, insufferable wine snobs after an extensive education of complete immersion in wine culture over an afternoon and a half. They are now qualified to teach the rest of us every single fact anyone could ever know about wine. So, come join us and listen to them lord their superior knowledge over you. In less than an hour, you could be the kind of douchebag who is qualified to use words like  “oaky” and “buttery”, and pedantically recommend the correct color, type, and vintage. Other topics include the impossibly cute Ben and Noah Bette Davis Juniors, how Nathan is now officially a Muscle Beach Muscle Man, and P.A. Wikoff calls in, but there is not one word uttered about Donald Trump and his 243% approval rating, the highest any world leader has ever enjoyed. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson. htt

Recycling Scam. Is Recycling worth it? Has it helped the Environment? Are we all just being duped out of our money as we blissfully pollute our planet? If you are interested in knowing the answer to any of these questions, then tune in! The Hosts have appointed themselves The Deciders For The Human Race, and after they stroll through some pros, cons, and hard facts, they decide whether Recycling is a Fix or a Fraud. Other Topics Include: Plastic, Glass, Aluminum, Straws, California, Notre Dame, Donald Trump, The Colosseum, Spaghetti, Republican Christians, Aunt Becky, Lori Loughlin, God, Influencers, Dee Dee The Wonder Cat, Nathan’s Car Coat Commercial, and Earth Day, but nothing about a multi-million dollar report that tax-payers were forced to pay for but aren’t allowed to read. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.co

In this episode we offer you a fan-favorite: one of Nathan's World-Famous Book Reports. Today's book is "Intuitive Eating: A Revolutionary Program that Works" by Elyse Resch and Evelyn Tribole. We know none of our listeners have ever had an unpleasant experience with a diet, or any reason to watch what they eat, but Nathan educates you on how you can help less-fortunate people make peace with food. Other topics include: Alien UFO Expo, Nathan Von Edmondson - Tax Man!, Jeff Flake from Snowflake Arizona, BITCH!, and Lesbians, but not that darn Mueller Report that we paid for, but aren't allowed to see, and of course once we do, it will make everything perfectly clear. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Is Tom Cruise God? David regales the listeners with personal anecdotes about Tom Cruise within the cult of Scientology. Is he a deity, a mega movie star, or a complete homosexual? David suggests that he may not be all that great, but Nathan's fist says otherwise. He steps in to explain why Tom is awesome, and you better not disagree. But first, Jo Anna Van Thuyne, host of the podcast ‘Apocalypse...Now?’ and creator of the web series ‘Mezza Morta,’ calls in to set the hosts straight on a few issues including whether or not Michael Jackson should be erased from our cultural heritage. Other topics include: Bride World, Nathan's 5x5 workout and how he remains the worlds foremost fitness model, A Course In Logicals, Rita’s Water Ice, Super Fans, Earthlings, Scientology, The Sea Org, David Miscavige,  Top Gun, Volleyball, Katie Holmes, You've Lost That Loving Feeling, Nicole Kidman, Mission Impossible, Born on the Fourth Of July, the Color of Money, Jerry Maguire, Eyes Wide Shut, Magnolia, Collateral, Oblivion, The

Lies Revealed. The Hosts discover that everything they’ve ever been taught is a lie. Everything from History to Science, and even the loving arms of Walt Disney are nothing but breeding grounds of deceit. BEWARE: Do not listen, because you can never go back and take the blue pill. Other topics include: Lemmings, Disneyland and The Wonderful World of Christopher Columbus, The Dark Side of the Moon, Dogs, Abraham Lincoln, Blood, Alcohol, Gravity, and Marilyn Monroe, but NOT anything about how that ungrateful Suri keeps whining because she hasn’t seen her wonderful and generous father in over 5 years. He's busy saving the planet, you horrible little brat! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

In this week’s episode,  David simply tries to tutor Nathan and Erin in the truths he’s learned in his nearly 100 years on this planet, and usher in a new way of thinking for Mankind. They disagree and bicker with him at every turn, so, as a well-respected philosopher, he’s forced to lash out and cast aspersion on their sexuality. Tune in. It’s exactly what it must have been like when Plato, Socrates, and Aristotle got together to talk shop. Other Topics Include: Deepak Williamson, Marianne Choprah, The Rock, Rampage, Gorillas, Wolves, Alligators, Video Games, Garlic, Lemmings, Spirituality, Enlightenment, Gus Harper, and Lesbians, but NOT Robert Mueller and how his succinct report blew the  lid off America’s Reigning Dictator, and finally sent him to prison. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And fi

The hosts blow the lid off the HBO Documentary, “Leaving Neverland”, then determine whether Michael Jackson is guilty, and if his music should be removed from the World’s consciousness, or not. Other Topics Include: Kardashians, Naomi Cambpell, Kristie Turlingon, Linda Evangelista,  Superbloom, Poppies, Aunt Beckie, Laurie Laughlin, Felicity Huffman, William H Macy, Janet Jackson, Wade Robson, and James Safechuck, but not how Bernie Sanders won the Presidency in 2020. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast! The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Serial Killers. Nathan quizzes his co-hosts on the wacky world of sequential slayers. He provides quotes from famous murderers, and they guess who said it. After some bon mots and profound insights from the likes of Charles Manson, Nathan ends up convincing David Monster that it’s the lifestyle for him! Erin also reads an endearing message from our new Number One Fan, Jay Tannock, who received this week’s gold star. Other Topics Include: Space X, Scientologists, Divorcees, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Charlize Theron, Jeffrey Dahmer, Jack The Ripper, Richard Ramirez The Nightstalker, Aileen Wuornos, Wedding Revenge & Gifts, and the Zodiac Killer, but not Trump’s Lawyer, Michael Cohen, hosting a cocktail party in Congress. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

World. Gone. Mad. The hosts need a respite from the Human Realm, so after they review R. Kelly’s recent arrest, Patriots Owner Robert Kraft’s prostitution bust, and the Jussie Smollett incident, they take a much needed hike in the Malibu Hills, above their estates. When they return to the podcast, they have wise words for everyone. Erin reminds the listeners that The Unimaginary Friendcast was the first to laud the Kon Mari Method, and their previous episode on R. Kelly’s inappropriate sexual behavior is what led the police to finally take action. Other topics include: Pen15 – Penis, The Oscars, Jessie’s Mullet, Karl Lagerfeld, Ponytails, USS Lake Champlain Navy Warship, Malibu Hike, Namaste Bitches, Nigerian Musclemen, The Kardashians, Kendall, Kylie, and Khloe, but NOT America’s BFF, North Korea.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.. https://u

The hosts are at it, again. Rabbi Zalman Kravitz is their special guest! David Monster prepared for an Un-Godly Holy War. Did he get it? Either way, Rabbi Z’s visit is bona fide mitzvah.Other topics include: Jews for Judaism, Money, Bro!, Buddhism, Buddhist Master Huiyen, Vomit, Dev Patel, The Talmud, The Torah, The Bible, The Quran, Adam, Eve, God, Abraham, Satan, Mitzvahs, Israel, Religious Freedom, Slavery, Shell fish, Kosher, Sodom & Gomorrah, Plagues, Job, and Jesus, but we forgot to mention anything about Donald Trump’s groundbreaking strides in supporting the LGBT community. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

The hosts don’t hold back as they rip the current generation a new one while explaining what the hell the Fyre Fest was, the aftermath, and the consequences of being a card-carrying member of the Trump Generation. Then, they go on to tell us what they think of all involved. If you ever thought a Whoredashian or a Hadid was “cool”, this podcast may not be for you. Other Topics include: Nathan Von Edmondson, Tin Holiday, Joe Camareno, Giles Andrews, Cardi B, The Grammys, Lindor Truffles, Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Kardashian, Ja Rule, Billy McFarland, Emily Ratajkowski,  Influencers, Fuck Jerry, Blink 182, and the complete destruction of Planet Earth, but NOT about how Mexico finally pulled that stick out of their ass and paid for the much-needed wall of Northern Aggression! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podc

Girl-cotts! Can anyone make a difference? The hosts quickly review some historical boycotts. They realize there is one unsurprising common denominator for every successful protest. After some vicious arguing, they give ideas of their own, which they came up with all by themselves, or lifted off the internet.Other topics include: Giraffes, Wine Safari, Betrayal, P.A. Wikoff, Podwalker50, Topless Women’s March, Rosa Parks, Ronald Regan, USSR, Olympics, South Africa, Nelson Mandela, Russia, Jimmy Carter, Civil Rights, NRA, Gas Lines, and Lesbians, but NOT how Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is actually Donald Trump’s hand puppet (or butt plug). So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

The Last Mother. Super-surprise guest, and Number One Fan, Nancy Von Edmondson, Sr. graces the podcast with her presence. Fasten your seatbelts, because she is one spicy mother. Other Topics: Jonas Salk, Polio, The Von Edmondsons, Ben, Scott, Nathan, Harold, Marv, Christopher Hitchens, Beauty, Hotness, and Lesbians, but NOT Adam Levine, Janet Jackson, or their nipples. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook!

Art Attack! The hosts tour the L.A. Art Show, which is the World’s most comprehensive International Encyclopedic Art Exhibition. The Best and Worst pieces of the show are revealed, and the hosts aren’t shy about foisting  their opinions on the Art World as a whole. Let’s face it, when it comes to Art, your Unimaginary Friend’s opinion is the only one that’s worth listening to. Added Bonus: They drag a secret, surprise guest along with them, and the only way to find out who, is to shut up and listen! Other Topics Include: Andy Warhol, Manet, Monet, Gaugin, Picasso, Cleopatra, Julius Kronberg, Klimt, Mike Stilkey, Book Sculptures, Metis Atash, Baby Bhudda, Swarovski Crystals, Lichtenstein, Picasso, Leonardo Da Vinci, La Gioconda, Mona Lisa, Matthew Cornell, Scooby Doo, Scooby Snacks, but NOT how the horrible Nancy Pelosi and the cruel Democrats won’t allow hard-working people to have a second month off. #SlaveDriver So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendca

I Believe I Can Rape! R. Kelly is broken down and analyzed as the hosts review and discuss the first episode of Surviving R Kelly on Lifetime. The whole situation is hashed out, including a query of the statement: Nobody Cares About Black Girls. Are Black Women Truly invisible? Then, the listeners are given the greatest gift the Universe has ever known: A review of TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET, complete with some plot points reveals, but not the big twist. Caution: Semi-spoiler alert.Other topics include: Nathan & Erin invite Tom Cruise to their wedding, Cardi B, Homeless People, Geraldine Antonia Blank, Amy Sedaris, Bill Cosby, Peter Cohen and the Zen But Cat House Of Nekko Foundation, Tess Talley and other horrible entitled Christians, and David’s viral review of the horrible woman, Prince, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Drea Kelly, Joann Kelly aka Buku Abi, but NOT The US Government and how it’s running perfectly, purring like a warm kitten. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! T

Erin is back with her Totally Awesome Facts you never knew about absolutely everything! But, BEWARE! It’s just the facts. Don’t wait around for follow up. She doesn’t have time. Take in her splendor while you can. She’s like a rainbow. It is what it is, then she’s gone. You can look, but no touching. #JustTheFactsMaamOther topics include: Bob Williams, Hershey Bars, Adam Ant AND Adam and The Ants, Marvel’s Runaways, Marvel’s The Gifted, Shame, Complete Homosexuality, Brian Bolton, Beyonce, Single Ladies, and Lesbians, but NOT how Rachel Maddow is leading a Lesbian attack on Washington and the front lawn of the White House will run red with the blood of all who oppose her. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

Life Organization. Nathan enlightens us on how to use The Bullet Journal Method by Ryder Carroll. He insists everyone will be able to track the past, order the present, design the future, and eat all the pizza they want without gaining an ounce. Erin counters with a quick tutorial on Wunderlist. As always, The Unimaginary Friendcast brings the world into the New Year with a bang.Other topics include The Aerobitards, Starbucks worker and real-life saint Nicole McNeil, Vince Villano, Jump Bikes, Uber, Cake, Bionic Legs, Superheroes, Sweet Dee The Wonder Cat, Gratitude, Appreciation, and most off all, Lesbians, But NOT anything about how a Senator had the unmitigated gall to dance in college when should have been drinking BEER and raping chicks with her friends PJ and Squiggy.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.. https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podc

IQ for Dummies. God knows why, the hosts finally reveal their IQ’s after taking free tests on the internet. They also run down the humans with the highest IQs in history, and one of them is a devastating shock. So, are you listening to three Einstein’s, or are our hosts as dumb as Donald, Donald Jr., and Eric? Other Topics Include: Albert Einstein, Sharon Stone, Stephen Hawking, William James Sidis, The Depths of Evil, Nathan The Wonder Cat, Ben and Cher Edmondson, Fist-fighting, and Fucking, but NOT how boring that war is in that place that we are ignoring because we’ve “had it up to here”.  So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Edmondson.https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

Nothing is not offensive, anymore. Our hosts review the worst offenders of the Christmas season, everything from the Date Rape song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” to the 1964 claymation TV special, “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”, in which we discover Santa Claus is a screaming homophobe. Find out where the hosts stand, because they make the final decision on whether these American favorites will be banned, or not. Other Topics Include: Mario Cantone, Pete Shelley of the Buzzcocks, Penny Marshall, A League Of Their Own, Madonna, Ron Howard, Splash, Big, Geraldine Antionia Blank, Amy Sedaris, Christmas Movies, The East Coast, Cupcake The Wonder Cat, Die Hard, Bruce Willis, Michael Jackson, Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, and Christmas Lesbians, but NOT how the horrible Democrats are so selfish and refuse to cough up billions of dollars for a beautiful wall designed by Vlad the Impaler, choosing to shut down the Government, instead. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unim