Hosks Half Hour

This week I'm talking about Mr Tool, making sure you are peeling banana's the right way up, playing the game - Guess what I have in my sandwiches and including lots of lovely news nuggets.I also include the TKD song because I am currently having to learn Korean again and I will tell you what, it's all foreign to me.also scientists have discovered rotten eggs make men with floppy willies get hard!  bollocks to that.Hosk Storiesguess what Hosk has for lunchmate busted after caught picking nose by loved oneMr Tooleating oranges if funNews NuggetsThe smell of rotten eggs gets you horny12 hour sexy orgy kills manattacking cricketersHosk StandupBBQ Fuel at petrol stationspoor bob at hotmail, he was spammed to deathhow to peel a bananaOther Stuffsun letter - wife illness forces bloke to have sex TKD songyou can download todays show hereIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the

Well Hello there Mr HassleHosk indeed.I made three new jingles this week with these catchy namesJINGLE - CAT ON A LEADJINGLE - HITLER VERSUS CHAPLINJINGLE - URGHG PIGShmmm interesting, it's a fun packed episode this week with talk about pancake day, how to draw penisesisiesiseseiss, how to draw Wogan out from a bush from the bottom of your garden and all sorts of stuff.There is also a quick song with the words HassleHosk, which is something I call myself, it's a mixture of Hosk and David HassleHoff, AwesomeIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 64 - The Origins of pancake dayif it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgyDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page,

This week it's not a valentine's day special, hooray because we all know valentine's day is a rip invented by the evil "card people", unless of course you can get you lady friend to dress up in sexy underwear and give you a right good shagging in exchange for some flowers and a card.it's a mixed bag this week with quite a few news nuggets mostly about people setting fire to things, we also have a randy dad in the sun stories.  So make sure you expect the unexpected, although now I have told you will be expecting it, bugger.here is zee contentsHosk Storiesbloody geeseSun stories - Randy dadNews Nuggetsman lights up fridgetortoise sets fire to housedildo streetHosk StandupMicrosoft employees interview questionwork makes you think about foodexpect the unexpectedmovie cliche - bummingOther StuffHosk interviews hoskValentine's day messagesthe cinema storysweathonfuck upsyou can download todays show hereIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to e

It's a snow themed episode this week, well you just can't avoid the stuff can you.  Every day you wake up hoping you won't be able to drive down the road and every bloody day you can manage it, then you watch gangs of teenagers menacingly holding snow balls, I'll SNOWBALL THEMhere is zee contentsHosk StoriesHosks falls overwhat's chinese chicken taste likebbc full of snow picturesNews Nuggetslondon snowed underlong earsHosk Standupwho cast Tom as a Nazi?sun stories - how do i tell my friendgeese read the art of war!Other Stuffbiff reece jonesgummi bearsa funny Hosk noiseDerick the agony auntyou can download todays show hereIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 62 - Snow Snow Glorious Snowif it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 fi