Hosks Half Hour

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click thisHosk Stand upburn those bra's and the knickers toodistrict ninewhose life is better - mine or a grouserandom Hosk stuffWalking with the ducksNews NuggetChanging lanes NowWill Mellor comes to BirminghamBoyzone get tattoopopping bubbles to treat cancerhorrorThe cat woman from the moonsuperchickSongsCaptain Kirk is climbing the mountain mini mixTKDcross the roundabout on the 3rd exit - dance mixIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is -Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold!Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.p

Hey my brothers from a different MothersI had no episode at 11pm and then the Hosk burst into action and with a little help from his intergalactic friends he has got an episode together, it's because I'm a worker by day and a wild man by night. It also has some stand up type comedy about ET which I remember sending into BBC3 open mic competition. I can't believe they weren't interested in my intergalactic peado comedy.to download this weeks episode right click hereHosk Stand upET - He is a funny little fella isn't he?Film idea - ET2 - ET Strikes backimagine if you laid an egg!random Hosk stuffPeople have been searchingreviewing Robbie Williams new lyricsNews NuggetPerfume for dogsman flashes arse to trick copsrecord finger nails broken!man had tag fitted to false legInternet clipsHorror film - the mutationsnice pussyblack angusMortal Kombat trailerMortal Kombat funny quotessongsLeeroy Jenkins min mixCaptain Kirk is climbing a mounting, why is he climbing a mountainsongsjohn holowach.com/http://www.johnholo

To download the mp3 click here This weeks episode includes Fields full of cheesesun stories - three some leads to preggersA Hosk morale Dilemmanew nugget - jail guarded by dummyodd song - Gulagnews nugget - watch out for the peado catThe Best programming jokesThe Geordie making songLiverpool potatos! You can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

here is this weeks episode, click here to downloadwe have lots of news nuggets, reports from the lattitude festival and the Arnold Rimmer songor play the videoYou can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2.feedburner.com/HosksHalfHour

Welcome to a new episode, I have been away for a long time but now I am backclick here to download the mp3 of this episode or press play on the video belowthis episode includes a mix of stuff, littering babies, breast touching dentists, the world backwords and the advice- Bacon is good for me.do slugs view snails with envy? do racing snails really exist.hey dog - I feel like some pickled onion monster munch.Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/John Holowachhttp://johnholowach.com/you can also find his work for free here - http://www.archive.org/details/Sickness_in_the_WorldIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is Hosks Half Hour - Episode 84 - Bacon is good for meDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHer

click here to download the mp3this episode is live Hosk recording. It is the recording from Hoskday 2008. If you don't like to hear drunken people acting silly then I would give this episode a miss.and remember kids, booze makes you funny, clever and irresistible to the opposite sexthe mp3 works but the video does not, I will fix it laterMusic (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which isHosks Half Hour - Episode 83 - Hoskday 2008 - The Three AmigosDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories

Here we goright click here for the mp3Hosk Stand upswiss army knifeflies are fast but not fast enoughthe good the bad and the uglyrandom Hosk stuffTrimming your hedgefor your furry friendscurly wurly club biscuitsBusiness man -apprenticeHosk StoryHosk fights a one armed manNews NuggetDrunken man stabbed in backwhat is the strongest tentacle of an octopusesSongsHosk song - Monkey MadnessThe muppets sing QueenMusic (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is Hosks Half Hour - Episode 82 - The Good, The Bad and the one armedDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for

This weeks title is a Google suggestion if you type in is it wrong.actually it's a great game, type in some stuff into google and then look at the suggestions!!it's a bit windy this week but hey the Hosk can't fight the elements. I also have some help from the mighty Shane Lee, he can only stand up 1 hour a day but he certainly makes the most of that hour!!right click here if you want to download the mp3Hosk Stand upWhat do bankers get bonuses for?sun headlines - Jedward!Jack Dee the one trick ponyWhy are the banks shut on Wednesday's!why are the roads 20mph in Preston?random Hosk stuffWe have a number of clips from the mighty Shane Lee, hear him Roarexcept when he talks about the subject of peodo'sNews NuggetBritain's the ugliest in EuropeNew Warning on Perfect Vagina's What is google suggesting to you today?SongsHosk song - Geoff's MumMusic (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hosksha

This week is Kelly inspired episode.What does that mean, well you will just have to listen to it to work out.There is a little bit of music from Chris Herbert and a little bit from me.right click here if you want the mp3 Music (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 80 - Friday afternoon is the longest afternoonDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedHere is the facebook group to Hosks Half Hour -http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373finally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle and all the other podcast directories even iTunes, go go go, VOTE VOTE VOTEAdd to iTunesYou can subscribe to the podcast with this http://feeds2

I become a little bit obsessed with Beef Curtains this week, which isn't too badyou can download the mp3 by right clicking hereStand upHosk critique of Simon and Garfunkel songwho invented the term beef curtainsvarious beef curtain songsMorale Dilemma - Hosk StoryFull signature on cardnews nuggetsgiants breasts shock chinaBBC change humpty dumpty wordsman 112 marries teenagerHosk quickiesPublic service announcement - pulling fingerquestion - how long until sleepy timeInternet stuffcommentry of the film outlawGervais, Pilkington and the other one - man with a chainsawhorror trailer - the creeping handSongsHosk Song - Smoking Ducks featuring music from AtlusSimon and Garfunkel - percular manMusic (not mine)Atlushttp://www.altusmusic.ca/If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 72 - Laughing at

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click thisIf you only down this on the weekend then there was an episode on Wednesday, which was pretty funny, so I would recommend you to check it out - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold!Hosk Stand upsun story - mum finds special film on son's mobileWeekly X factor rant - they said she was Whitney HThe Soap Mythbuster - one loves whilst the other hatesrandom Hosk stuffbomb disposal van command respectNorthern man goes to the pondNews Nuggetoutrage as sweet porn hits the marketeating biscuits is a dangerous businesshorrorcannibal girlSongsX Factor replyHosk drives off with bookIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is -Hosks Half Hour - Episode 78 - When Biscuits AttackDon't forget you can subscrib

It's time for a bit more X Factor fun, X Factor is show that makes the Hosk angry, angry like the Hulk. right click on the link to download this episode a link to this episode or click the play buttonHosk ThoughtsJudge watch - Louis Walsh is the most evil judgeJudges watch - Cheryl ColeJudge watch - Danni (not Kylie) Minogue X Factor Stand uphave you got the X FactorX Factor is all about chosing popular songsnews nuggetyou can't insult The Cowell even if they go to spaceyoutubeaggers is laughing - oh do stop stop it aggersRicky Gervais confronts Loius Walsh about insulting himsongsdonna - wants to be like MadonnaAriel - I'm not a number, I'm a human beingtragedyEye of the TigerIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 74 - X Factor versus Hosk FactorDon't forget you can subscribe to this pod

I thought I better get back to basics and produce a standard Hosks Half Hour without any themes or reasons, just plain and simple Hosk nonsense. There are some fantastic quotes in this episode. Right click on this mp3 link or press play on the player below. Don't forget to spread the word of Hoskism to the worldHosk Talka voracious readernhs = nazis - only in AmericaWomen are all different downstairssun story - the dopey tattooNew nuggestA clothed man creates a riot at orgyscientists study somethingHosk StoriesHow to remember the U Shaped blokeHosk tries to drive away with half a hedgeSomeone wasn't keen on Hosks Half HourYoutube stufftrying to interview squeky manlaughing at there being only chickensSongsAn Ashes Advert - we won the ashes by the way Aussie'soh yeah, I sometimes put things here in this blog it might be of interest to you. Also Hosks Half Hour has a facebook page, go and join it - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 it doesn't do anything but it's nice to count numbers isn't

I have been watching the X factor, you better watch it now whilst the rubbish are on, this is what is known as the good bit. Soon it will turn into a marketing machine for the Xmas number one single. The Episode is a mix of terrible auditions, terrible attitude, terrible singers and Hosks thoughts on the whole X Factor Circus.right click on the link to download this episode a link to this episode or click the play buttonHoskbervationsHosk is angry about the X FactorX factor is back, woohooHosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factordo X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illnessX Factor Judge Cowell is broken downThe Best Cowell insults on the X Factorhow do they make the contestants on X Factor cry so much?The Worst X factor songs I could findEye of the tigerTragedy by a chicken factory workerThe new EminimThe Earth Song she is the whole package but is quite lazy!news nuggetRoyal family accuse Simon Cowell of being a spongerQuestionsdo people being shouted at b

I have a bit more dribbling out of the tube with Credit Crunch written on it. It's a bit of a squeeze I thought but then all sort of stuff starting spewing everywhere. Don't worry next week I will be back attacking you with the random thoughts of the Hoskclick here to download this weeks mp3 - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 71also don't forget about Hosks Ambient Half Hour, oh yeah and that one listener is me by the way, MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHoskbervationsIt's a banking crisesMarks and Spencers directory doesn't get bonus despite worst results in 20 years!credit crunch casualtystupid peoplebanks!people who buy to letsongsGordon Gekko knows best -music - Phillip Wilkersonhttp://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/Artist - Altusalbum - City of Asheshttp://www.altusmusic.ca/download.htmlChris Herbert http://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlartist - My Awesome Mixtapesong - ode to poetryhttp://www.archive.org/details/muerte001http://www.myawesomemixtape.it/Artist - C GonzalezSong - addsens

Credit crunch special for you today people, I had collected a small mole hill of credit crunch related ramblings and thought I would weave them together in the shape a comedy doily.I would also like to mention my new blog - Hosks Ambient Half Hour - it's a mix of about 50/50 with half ambient music and half Hosk comedy mixed together.  Here is episode onehttp://hosksambienthalfhour.blogspot.com/2009/08/hosks-ambient-half-hour-episode-1.htmlHoskbervationsvat reducedwe are in a recessioncredit crunch - what a sexy namewho do the banks borrow fromcredit crunch casualtyestate agentssketchclever banker explains how banking workssongs Gordon Gekko knows best -music - Phillip Wilkersonhttp://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/Chris Herbert http://www.myspace.com/chrisherberthttp://www.kranky.net/artists/herbertc.htmlThe Credit Crunch Songhttp://www.myspace.com/antandebtArtist - everyone loves Irenesong -try try try - Money speechhttp://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesirenehttp://www.archive.org/details/Ever

I look into the questions of why do the dumbest people seem to be chosen to appear on games showsand quizzes. Why are Aliens so obsessed with the anal probe, time after time they are beamingred necks up to the ship to do some anal probing. One lot of probing, ok but to keep doing it. howdo aliens even understand what are arse is or does to be sticking probes up there and whatdo those probes tell them.oh yeah, I sometimes put things here in this blog it might be of interest to you. Also Hosks Half Hour has a facebook page, go and join it - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6397727373 it doesn't do anything but it's nice to count numbers isn't itNews Nuggetfootballer booked for fartinggay drakes foil breeding planHosk storiesHosk surprise - unwrap meSun stories - boyfriend on sex listHosk Standupdumb britainwhy do aliens love anal probingare microwaves really safe?songsmilkyou can download this weeks episode in mp3 format - hereIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusin

Hello to all the Hosky lovers out there in the real worldwelcome back to the podcast that makes women nervous when listening to it. As I have been away for a while I have a mixture of some old stuff and some new stuff and have ended up with a great big sweary odd mix indeed but it made me laugh. There is quite a lot of dog related material which is always good.News NuggetsKorean biscuitsneedle removed from bumHosk Storiesdribbling dogsHosk thoughts - imagine a world where women didn't have breastsHosk Standupdo you get jealous of dogs sniffing arses?Dogs are the aim of lifean advert for Jesusintroducing the sproutother stuffsweatathonHosk SongsHosk goes to snobs3rd exitpotholesyou can listen to the mp3 here If you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 68 - Introducing the Sproutif it doesn't do

The main part of this weeks episode is stupid answers to quiz questions, yes its like someone managed to round up the idiots who appeared on Family fortunes every week and then gave them some more difficult questions which they get even more amusingly wrongNews Nuggetsugly women with stupid name takes the piss out of Grand national winnersnogging gran scares off balifflets dance for godperson had six organs taken out!Hosk StandupSun Letters - holiday laughs sun letters - one mans problems is another mans dreamsFunny FoodOther StuffRandom Goody Radio You can listen hereIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 67 - Giving stupid answers to clever questionsif it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgyDon't forget you can

This week we have my favourite sun story ever, which has the line"whilst having sex with my boyfriend, I suddenly saw my boss naked at the door, who then asked if he could join in"I bet Dear Deidre must have fell off her stool when she read that letter.  We have the usual news nuggets and this week we have a bit of TKD and Hosks exam revision sends him a bit mental.and lots of other cheeky stuffIf you have any funny stories, funny news clips or anything remotely amusing on the web also if anyone wants to email me hoskshalfhour@gmail.comIf you want to download the mp3 of the podcast click the title of this blog entry which is- Hosks Half Hour - Episode 66 - Telling you what men are thinkingif it doesn't download straight away please try it again, sometimes the server where I host the mp3 files is a bit dodgyDon't forget you can subscribe to this podcast by clicking on the link on the top left of the page, or the one belowPodcast feed Subscribe to feedfinally go and vote for me on podcast alley, podcast pickle