Plumbing The Death Star

In which our heroes attempt to cope with the fallout of a superhero fuelled tragedy, decide registering superheroes is the way to go but then go and accidentally clone Thor as they decide whose side they're on in the Civil War (comics). They discuss the benefits of a superhero pension plan, the many cosmic welches of Dr. Strange, and shoot Captain America with a time gun. Jackson would happily forgive Rhino, Duscher is pro-Cap, and Zammit just wishes Tony didn't go so off the rails so quickly. So overreact pretty intensely, unmask Peter Parker and then throw all your problems in the Negative Zone. It just works.Want to help fund a better superhero task force? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll try and ensure everyone maintains their civil liberties.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Mighty Mouse today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

In which our heroes find a perfect partner, really connect on an emotional level, ruin it all by forgetting to put a ring on it while asking how does dating work in Beyoncé's Single Ladies. Join us as we discover the completely untouched fictional universe of pop music, misunderstand the implications of lyrics and just plow through all common sense to arrive at a surprisingly well thought out theory. Jackson is stressed about phallic imagery, Zammit just informs everyone to put your hand up and Duscher just gives up less than five minutes in. Strap yourself in because this episode takes a hard left turn and oh boy, I don't know how they got to this conclusion but I'm sure glad they did.Want to help fill our bumbags full of awesome diamond rings? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us put a ring on it.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) copy of B

In which our heroes get inside your head, haphazardly press a few buttons and try to work out where Apathy went to while wondering what would be the consequences of Inside Out? We look at the complexity of the control panel, try and figure out how anti-depressants might work work and slam the puberty button to see what happens. Jackson is concerned about the effects of clumsiness, Zammit gets passionate over emotional programming and Michael gets sad when he remembers Bing Bong. It’s a real emotional journey as we discover how feelings work. To find more of Michael’s Duck Tales podcast head to http://itsaduckblur.libsyn.com, for his Pop Quiz Hot Shot podcast just head to http://geekmountain.com.au/pop-quiz-hot-shot/ and listen in to the time Zoe beat Steele in a Star Wars quiz. Also if you’re in Melbourne for the Comedy Festival head to http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2016/season/shows/an-evening-with-michael-williams-who-is-trapped-under-a-boulder-michael-williams and if they use the code DUCKBLUR you get

In which our heroes brood with Batman, soar with Superman, and wonder with Wonder Woman as they discuss what they thought of Batman v Superman. We puzzle at the mysterious presence of mosquito men, try to figure out what everyones plan was, and feel sorry for Ma Kent. Adam and Zammit have a love affair with Batfleck, Jackson bemoans the big steamy shit they took on Wonder Woman, and Duscher just wants to go to sleep. So build yourself a heavy armour, go out of your way to steal a photo, and dive into a lake to collect a thing that will almost definitely kill you. It's the maccas car park punch on of the century.Want to help Metropolis recover from even more collateral damage? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make a difference in the lives of Mr and Mrs Johnny Q Metropolis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes crash land on planet earth, lose their parents to a mugger, and then decide to punch on as they speculate what’s gonna happen in Batman v Superman. We talk about every other superhero film instead, delve into the injustice fan theory that makes Man of Steel better and start our very own Civil War. Duscher defends Spider-Man 3, Zammit really wants a courtroom drama, George puts all the blame on David S. Goyer’s need to be seen as a rad guy and Jackson just wants it to be the Super Friends. So line up for the midnight screening, get comfy in your seats, let us know it you’re #TeamJoel or #TeamJoel and hope that this (probable) train wreck of a film never slows down.Want to help Metropolis recover from even more collateral damage? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make a difference in the lives of Mr and Mrs Johnny Q Metropolis.To see more of George and to book tickets to his one man show head to http://www.georgedima.com. George & Co.

In which our heroes climb onstage, shield their eyes against the lights, take a sip of their water and ask why haven't we done a versus episode live? We decide whether or not it's fair to play soccer against a cripple, learn about chess-boxing, and settle the coke-pepsi debate once and for all. Zoe takes issue with Batman calling himself Batman, Zammit wonders who a planet is trying to impress, Jackson absolutely destroys some mummies, and Duscher just wants to be the best weekend dad he can be. So gather round, place your bets, and listen in as the versus matches stop being about punch ons and start being about fatherhood. Want to help us do more live shows? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes look at statistics, analyse the figures and tally up the deaths as they ask are mutants really a problem? Join us as we really get to the bottom of the X-Men v Brotherhood fights, argue about the logistics of car insurance and ponder the fate of Mutant Town. Jackson tries to justify his horrific opinions, Zammit is worried about the health of the Blob and Duscher just wants to try his best but not succeed. It's a wild ride as two thirds of us try to remain open minded but good people while the other commits hate crimes. I'm still upset.Want to help Duscher and Zammit prevent Jackson from committing a genocide? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us prevent another Hitler.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Stalin today!And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://www.surveymonkey.c

In which our heroes visit Westeros, take a leisurely walk upon yonder cliff and start plotting and scheming as we try to survive the Game of Thrones. We look at which bad choices get you killed (all of them), do our best to avoid incest and come to accept the inevitable betrayal of everyone we know. Jackson plays the long game, Zammit tries his best but he does not succeed and Duscher just does what he is told, no questions asked. So join the gang as they realise that maybe this isn’t a game where you win or die, but just die and the only solution is a heist for the ages.Want to help find the rightful heir to rule Westeros? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in winning or dying. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Jamie Lannister today!And don’t forget to help us work out where to go for our Australian tour! Head to https://ww

In which our heroes can’t ignore the elephant in the room, realise something has to be done so organise a 5-point plan on what to do with the mutant problem. We look at problems concerning the Phoenix Force, branch out to all powered citizens and work out our concerns of making several deals with several devils. Jackson has some radical opinions and ideas, Zammit wants a less monstrous approach and Duscher just wants to know how close Jackson is to Hitler. It’s a concerning proposal as we attempt to deal with the mutant problem while still remaining a shred of humanity.Want to help protest mutant registration? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in protecting mutant anonymity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes warn the villagers, lock themselves away and hide from the full moon as they wonder if being a werewolf is really that much of a hassle? We discuss the Ninja Turtles choice of attire, the problem of eugenics in a fantasy world, and what things are metaphors for other things. Jackson assumes he's the mayor, Zammit thinks its more of a blessing than a curse, and Michael just wants to make werewolf puns. So sync up with your werewolf brethren, get howling, and slowly take over the world because that is absolutely going to happen. That's just simple mathematics.Want to help us run the perfect grassroots political campaign? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make mayor-wolf a reality.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Teen Wolf today!Remember to check out Sporadic’s production of Doctor Who’s Midnight https://www.adelaidefringe.

In which our heroes get our match-making skills out, take turns on the Love Tester and write up a pros and cons list to determine which of the 80s horror villain would make the best boyfriend. We look at how these potential boyfriends would handle kids, who would be a good listener and the problems of entering into a relationship with a doll who has the soul of a serial killer, his doll wife and their ready-made doll family. Jackson thinks Michael Myers is a fixer-upper, Zammit can’t get past facial deformities and Duscher has a traumatic camp story to bond with Jason. It’s a formula for love compatibility as we rank your favourite villains. Want to help villains find love too? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a specialised dating app. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) The Thing today!In the mood for some Young Adult reading? Just sear

In which our heroes take a trip to 1407 Graymalkin Lane for an official inspection, meet a charming man with a luscious head of hair and give it a solid A++ for being outstanding and never once question why Professor X’s School for Xtraordinary Children has been shut down. We look at how government officials would approach the school, why Wolverine shouldn’t be a teacher and work out to how to control mutant teenagers. Jackson doesn’t think Professor X would get a Working with Children’s Check, Zammit is hiding students in broom cupboards and Duscher just wants to teach at the school. It’s a number of checks and balances as we pin everything down to mind powers and promptly forget everything we’ve just seen. Want to help governments regulate predatory schools? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make sure Professor X does all the relevant paperwork. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspant

In which our heroes take a walk through the forest, look for some delicious smurf berries and end up stumbling upon some little blue men that make us question a lot of things. We try to determine just how tasty these tiny blue critters are, envision Elmer Fudd as just the loneliest hunter in the lands and work out how where the females fit into their society. Jackson struggles to work out the plural of Smurfs, Zammit wonders what the lifespan of a Smurf is and Michael just wants to make a mouth-watering smoothie. It’s an episode with a lot of questions and not that many answers as we try and get to the bottom of just what a Smurf is and how they might have come to be.Want to help Smurf research? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help determine just how delectable these things are.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Smurf today!For more Michael, fol

In which our heroes run faster than a speeding bullet, become more powerful than a locomotive and leap tall buildings in a single bound as we discuss which superpower would be the best to have. We try to sneak into a music festival, work out the logistics of fighting with flame-teeth and have a battle of The Primes. Jackson picks hole (no seriously, he picks holes), Zammit has no choice but to fight himself and Duscher just wants to see the world and himself burn. So join the gang as they celebrate a hundred episodes the only way they know how; in an arbitrary fight where there are no winners and everyone goes home disappointed. Here's to a hundred more! Want to have a hole as your face and a face as your hole? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can be the only one to touch it, but not really. Sometimes get bored of not being in pain? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to be in intense physical pain!In Melbourne on the 18th

In which our heroes invite Thor around for drinks, Netflix and Chill with Tony Stark and consider going bowling with the Hulk as we discuss which of the Avengers would be the best friend. We lay down some ground rules for what makes a good friend, talk about jumping on grenades and decide that the best friend is one who always matches your mood. Jackson ignores the rules of the game, Zammit is an awful friend to Hawkeye, Sam becomes the Zammit of friends and Cal just wants to detail his plan to get an Iron Man suit. So join the gang as they crash the Avengers Mansion to hang out with their brand new bestie before being escorted from the premises for being a bad influence on Captain America.Want to watch some old movies with Captain America? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can hear about how Casablanca is the best film ever. Left alone at the bar by Tony Stark? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to go to Captain America's p

In which our heroes miss their real dad, wonder why Captain Falcon had to go as we realise mum’s back to dating even more Super Smash Bros. This time it’s an All-Star Edition! We look at awkward family gatherings, wonder how much pain a bully can take and explain the Australian education system. Zammit tries to set mum up with a dragon, Jackson wants the dirtiest step-dad possible and Duscher, as always, says all you need for love is a large hand. Or two. So sit back and pull a blanket over your head to try block out the noise of a Pokémon having sex with your mum. It won't work. It'll never work.Want to help get Wario locked away? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help raise the bounty on his head.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free (possible) Mario today! And don’t forget to check out the Winterhill series by Iain Martin available at all good amazon.com stores

In which our heroes hop in a Tardis, grab a young British woman, and commit genocide as we wonder what are the implications of regenerations in Dr Who. We talk the skill required to regenerate, how useful regenerations are for crimes, and whether or not you'd be able to successfully regenerate into a dog. Duscher handballs the Doctor some new generations, Sam calls out River Song, Cal pitches Dogter Who, and Jackson just realises how ridiculous Dr. Who really is and gets mad. So live recklessly, try and solve space crime, and hope your benevolent overlords will chuck you some more regenerations. You'll figure something out.Want to help us track down Doctor Who and get him to quit it? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start our search as soon as possible.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free (possible) Jean Luc Picard today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f

In which our heroes buy an Italian sports car, dye their thinning hair, squeeze into tight spandex to recreate the good old days and ask how would Spiderman deal with being middle-aged? We wonder if we'd risk dating Peter Parker, why Aunt May insists on marrying villains and why they made a Man-Spider movie. Duscher predicts sad old man-boobs, Zammit wonders how long Mary Jane sticks it out, Tom is worried about concussions and Jackson gets really into mints. So get prepared for wrinkles and forgetfulness as we try to ignore old Peter Parker's friend requests on Facebook. Want to help the families of the victims of Spiderman? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in curbing web-based homicide in our streets.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to fuel up your geek today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get sweaty in their Christmas sweaters, leave milk and cookies out for Santa and overload on the Christmas spirit while wondering what is the best fictional Christmas universe to live in. We look at the magic powers of coats, explore the horrors of immortality, and replace Santa with Ironman. Zammit accidentally chooses the worst Christmas Universe, Duscher envisions a world that's perfect for dead-beat dads, and Jackson just wants to kill santa with a rock. So join the gang as they explore the holiday multiverse and just end up causing a lot of Christmas themed trauma. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.Want to get some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/SansPants and sign up to receive your (possible) Harrison Ford today!Want to help jackson run the North Pole wrong? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make his dream your nightmare.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and

In which our heroes retreat to a special cave, grab some magic crystals, and construct a laser sword as we ask why are Lightsabers only for Force users? We discuss the power of the U-Wand, the fried mind of Obi-Wan, and JJ Abrams professional relationship with the Plumbing Boys. Jackson thinks he would use a Lightsaber wrong, Zammit brings up vibro-blades, and Duscher just wants everyone to know we recorded this in 2006. So if you're a Jedi, keep making those lightsabers! But if you're just a lad wanting to tool around with a magic laser sword, just wait until someone leaves theirs on the bus or drops it into a river. You’re bound to find one eventually.Want to help soundproof Duscher's patio? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can stop helicopters from running their mouth.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least forty-six books on how to use space magic