Plumbing The Death Star

In which our heroes stay up late, go to the cinema, come home and record a late night episode asking what did we think of The Force Awakens? It's a bloody late night as the boys explore SPOILER, take a deep look at SPOILER and reveal their feelings about SPOILER. Jackson almost has an actual heart attack, Zammit wishes he was asleep and Duscher just needs to steal an energy drink from the fridge. It's a positive time because we're all just glad it wasn't The Phantom Menace. Yeah good. Oh god I'm so tired.If you want to help the Plumbing Boys go to sleep? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can provide them with sweet relief.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least a number of things about that. Words don't work. It's bloody 5am, get off my case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes exit hyperspace, wonder what that second moon is doing there and get lost in it’s spooky and empty corridors while wondering why the Death Star is spherical. We wonder what destroying Alderaan really accomplishes, explain how bubbles work and delve deeply into our favourite moon related theory. Jackson realises the Death Star isn’t made for ramming, Zammit explains the Emperor's true motivations and Duscher just wants people to pronounce AT-AT properly. It’s a question of design as the boys wonder why you'd bring a metal donkey to a spaceship fight.Want to help fund research to just how much air is in space? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the understanding of this far, far away galaxy.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least six-hundred-and-sixty-one books about Spooky Death Star Stories. Hosted on A

In which our heroes do it all live, take you to a galaxy far, far away and consider their options before going the Rebel Alliance. So join the boys live on stage as they explore the helmet aesthetic, ponder the career chain of stormtroopers and ultimately realise they'd all much prefer to be bad guys. Jackson is confused by job expos, Zammit is confident in his piloting abilities and Duscher just gets thrown under the bus. It's an edge of your seat time as everything almost comes completely unravelled, but much like the rebellion, really pull through in the end.Want to help us find an intergalactic job? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in our space lives.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least seven books about how to run a bar in space. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes study up on the latest rumours, disregard it all in favour of wild accusations before turning to outright lies as we speculate what’s gonna happen in the latest cinematic masterpiece from Disney; the new Star Wars film. We (eventually) look at the potential linage of the three main characters, find out about some of the dumb stuff being including in the EU and get distracted by a sneezing cat. Jackson gets excited about a potential tiny villain, Zammit would love to see Han got shot in the head mid-sentence and Steele just wants to know if you’ve seen Luke Skywalker. So take what we say with a grain of salt because in the end, it’s all just guesswork and wishful thinking. But we do know one thing for certain; there’s a bloody new Star Wars film this week! Go see it mate.Want to help build reinforced mailboxes on Tatooine? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the late night activities of a certain scruffy looking ne

In which our heroes set the danger room to romance, telepathically pour a class of champagne and rearrange the molecules in a strawberry to turn it into chocolate all the while wondering why Rogue doesn’t just use protection. We look at the many benefits of Leech, get into a small argument over Rogue’s real name, and discuss the transition from the X-Mansion to the SeX-Mansion. Jackson is forced to eat spiders, Zammit solves the problem straight off the bat, and Duscher is just straight brick-dickin’. So write down your peculiar sexual needs, send off an email to Tony Stark, and wait patiently for him to solve your very specific problem.Want to help build a machine for letting rogue bang? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can can help her get her rocks off.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-nine books about the pros and cons of super pow

In which our heroes are sent to their almost certain deaths once again because THERE'S ANOTHER GODDAMN DINOSAUR PARK. We try to ditch/murder Vince Vaughn as soon as we can, attempt to throw dinosaurs in the trash and wonder how Jackson got our phone numbers again. Zammit and Duscher try to rescue their black daughter and mutual common law wife from a monster filled jungle as they resist the urge to help poachers and Jackson barks orders from his nice, comfy bed. So sit back and then stand up so you can run for life because they brought a dinosaur home with them and it’s ruining the city and everything you ever loved.Want to help fund a third super-safe-we-promise dinosaur park? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can recklessly endanger your loved ones too.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-eight books on shaving mammoths.Want to come see jus

In which our heroes talk to the animals, learn their languages and grunt and squeak and squawk with the lot of em as we question if Dr Dolittle’s life is a living hell. We look at the terrible gypsy curse that has befallen the Dolittle line, the possible shared ancestry they have with the Venturas and the difficulties of explaining Laika to your own pet dog. Zammit questions if Dr Dolittle is a vegetarian and is angry if he isn’t, Jackson once again proclaims that cousins is okay and James just wants to fight crimes with dogs. It’s a terrible tale of goldfish gods, alcoholic monkeys and crap chameleons as we’re reminded that with great power comes great responsibility and there’s no greater responsibility than being the mouth piece of every animal you encounter.Want to help a bear with his complex emotional problems? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in this grizzly less grouchy.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download

In which our heroes refuse to let a creepy old lady into out house when our parents aren’t home, anger the witch and are now cursed with being sentient furniture. We look at the negligence of said witch, try to work out what kind of future we’d become and how that’s determined and wonder what happened to the old furniture. Jackson remembers that the feather duster awakened something inside him, James doesn’t want the cup and ball equivalent of a lobotomy, Zammit keeps getting thrown into a pond and Duscher just wants to be the Beats. It’s a tale as old as time as we find out just how well we’d cope with being furniture. Not great. Want to help support victims of being turned into furniture? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in former furniture support groups. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twenty-eight books about c

In which our heroes leap onto their steeds, rally an army, and then decide there's got to be a better alternative as they ask the question: are there better ways to invade Middle Earth? We talk about the average workaday hobbit, wonder if orcs are insects, and try to figure out how tall Sauron is. Zammit explores the fallout of Orc Holes, Jackson worries about Fantasy-Genocide, and Gabe just wishes Sauron had a better PR guy. So put on your best smile, start the campaign trail, and see if you can get some Dwarves to Vote #1 Sauron. He's the best thing that's ever happened to Middle Earth! Sauron will fuck your warg, he is as serious as cancer.Want to help buy Sauron a snazzy suit? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy him a more subtle wardrobeAnd don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least three books about the political suicide of siding with orc

In which our heroes use their up B, grab a super smash, and try to unlock all the secret characters while wondering which Super Smash Brother would make the best step-dad. We look at the unpleasantness that is the Mario family, our mothers weird animal fetish, and age Ness ten years. Jackson loves deadbeat Samus, Zammit accuses Falco of sex crimes, and Duscher does his best to defend his beloved Nintendo characters. So join us as we rank our mother’s potential lovers on an arbitrary scale involving barbecues and dealing with our High School bullies. It’s a strange way for mum to find love, but who are we to judge? Her son. That’s who we are. And Donkey Kong is the absolute worst option. Mum. Stop dating an ape. Please.Want to help in building a new family structure? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in teaching kids Jigglypuff isn’t a sex toy. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://ww

In which our heroes ask Jason to see a therapist for his oedipal issues, encourage Freddy to take a class in conflict resolution and tell Ghostface to stop calling as we discuss which horror movie we could resolve with non-violence. We try to pawn a curse off on apes in a very imaginative way, make our problems Canada’s problems and freeze ourselves before getting shot out of a cannon. Jackson takes a dinosaur out to lunch, Zoe runs away from a demon into space, Zammit hires robots to deal with a mummy curse and Duscher just wants to go on a high school date with a psychic. So join the gang as they have a nice chat to the mass murdering maniac, maybe then he'll only murder you a little bit. Want Frankenstein's monster to get some plastic surgery? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us buy him a new, not rotting nose.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probab

In which our heroes regroup, bandage the wounded and ask for a very simple solution to a very serious problem; how do you take down the Bat Man? We look at what it takes to truly destroy Batman both physically, mentally and publicly, contemplate what happens to the other Batmen seen in The Dark Knight and generally seek to fool as many people as possible. Duscher follows on from The Joker’s two-step approach that still feels overly complicated, Zammit thinks orphans should play a violent role and Jackson just wants to waggle his junk at people while wearing a perfect 1:1 replica of the Batsuit. It’s a series of harebrained schemes and body comparisons as we take turns speaking in a pretentious, gravelly voice and attempt to avoid getting thrown in Arkham Asylum for our own crimes. Want to help Jackson become Batman’s shameful alter-ego? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in making a little boy’s bat boy dreams come true.And don’t forge

In which our heroes light the gamma-irradiated candles, burn cosmic-ray infused incense and astral project to the most romantic place in the known universe to discuss which superhero would make the best lover. We look at the jealous nature of Professor Xavier, wonder if Tony Stark gets sick of having to solve every mutants sexual problems, and imagine rough sex with the Hulk. Jackson attempts to connect on a mental level, Zammit explores new sexual heights to really push his limits, and Duscher just opts for raw strength. So get cosy, turn out the lights, and realise you'll never want to have sex ever again. Genitals. They’re kind of gross.Want to help fund better super powered sex ed? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help prevent super-STIs.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least eleven books about how to remove a super-scientist from your butth

In which our heroes sit on a stage, get blinded by the lights and forget they have an audience as they ask what would be the worst fictional universe to live in again? We throw Vince Vaughn under the bus, throw our parents under the bus and ultimately try to work out if Ray Romano or Green Day are sadder. Jackson has too many universe choices, Zammit wants everyone to think of the poor, misunderstood bullies, Zoe is concerned about the logistics of man on horse-man loving and Duscher just wishes he had better microphone technique. So join the gang as they do it live and overall feel how George Clooney must feel when he watches Batman and Robin. Very famous.Want to help fund another live show? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us get back on stage by sometime in November.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least an infinite amount of books on the

In which our heroes defend Earthrealm, upper cut our opponent off a bridge and mash every button in an attempt to find the perfect kombo as we stop and wonder why Johnny Cage is even in Mortal Kombat. We ask why he doesn’t just make a behind the scenes featurette, consider court marshalling Sonja Blade and find all the ways Johnny Cage could win the tournament without actually winning by merit. Jackson admits he’d rather play Tekken, Zammit questions the ethics of Liu Kang’s monastery and Duscher just wants to know who he is really proving his abilities to. So join the gang as they fight to the video game death, avoid being turned into a baby and settle for friendship instead.Want to help actors prove their fighting skills? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in stunt doubles employment levels. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably a

In which our heroes wave goodbye to the X-Men, wheel their way to the Avengers Tower, and fire Nick Fury as they ask: how would Professor X run the Avengers? We once again mock Hawkeye for being shit, get into an old fashioned Boop Off with Loki, and accidentally go to war with Asgard by traumatising their favourite prince. Jackson violates Thor, Zammit turns Iron Man into a butler, and Duscher just wants to perfect his Professor X voice. So knock the big A off the Avengers tower and replace if with an X and make the whole place wheelchair accessible because Xavier’s in for the craziest summer of his life and he’s not gonna let stairs get in the way.Want to help fund ramps for the newly furnished X-Tower? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help this poor old cripple get aroundAnd don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-three books on the dangers

In which our heroes bite the big one, shuffle off this mortal coil and look into the void that’s awaiting us all as we question which fictional afterlife is the worst. We try to make awkward conversation in an eternal waiting room, get up to wacky hijinks as we possess a baby and discuss the inherent problems of being able to beat Death in a board game. Jackson has an unnatural hatred towards uncomfortable chairs, James doesn’t want to be alone, Duscher wants to know if he can bring his DS and Zammit just wants to drive everyone off a cliff. It’s a terrifying journey into the afterlife as we realise it’s all just a hassle and our ghosts are probably going to be in servitude to some asshole in a robe.Want to help fund renovations for the afterlife’s waiting room? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the comfort levels of your eternal wait. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.aud

In which our heroes reassess the Shield Initiative, take a closer look at the roster and ask would the Avengers be better without The Hulk? We follow our fans orders and explore just how everyone would fare without the big green guy, create several alternate universes and try and fix Hulk’s problem with modern medicine. Jackson keeps on eating The Hulk, Zammit tries to replace The Hulk with Thor, Alli thinks we're being a bit too mean and Duscher is just really stressed about the Abomination. So join us in our recruitment process, help reshuffle the roster until everything works out just fine without Bruce and try our hardest not to get angry, because you won't like us when we're angry… except Duscher. Most people like him angry because the secret is he’s always angry.Want to help New York repair problems that Hulk could've stopped? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help thousands of misplaced civilians. And don’t forget to get your free audible book downlo

In which our heroes watch as a bounty hunters in a galaxy far, far away clones himself so he can raise himself. This is Boba Fett and this is his story. We step into the shoes of ourselves but also our dads because they're the same shoes because we're also our own dad, get confused and talk dad soldiers. Zammit doesn't want to raise himself, Jackson misunderstands how clones work straight off the bat and Duscher just wants to remind everyone that Fetts die like dickheads. It’s a cold and lonely place in a galaxy far, far away so have a seat and clone yourselves because the best army is an army of yourself. Or Duscher. That guy’s a champ.Want to help Zammit educate Jango on how to meet women? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help find Mr. Fett a Mrs. Fett.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably least twelve books on how to best BBQ in space. Hosted on Acas

In which our heroes realise their planet is doomed, throw their baby in a rocket and blindly send if off into the cold reaches of space as we try to calculate the odds of little baby Kal-El landing on Kent Farm. We look at the punchability of whales, the punchability of polar bears, and whether it would be better to have Superman as a resident or just a neighbour. Jackson imagines a Superman landing deep beneath the ocean and hassling Atlantis, Zammit imagines a Superman landing in the middle of the Arctic and frightening research teams and Duscher just wants a Superman who casually lives on the Moon. So wave goodbye to your mum-el and dad-el, watch as your planet explodes behind you, and pray to your foreign alien god you end up somewhere good. Statistically you probably won’t.Want to help purchase better homing technology for Superman’s baby rocket? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make sure it doesn't land in an active volcano.And don’t forget to get y