Plumbing The Death Star

Hot blood bad, be lizard! Want rock? Want warm rock? Warm rock good! Lizard thoughts best thoughts. Better than horse thoughts. Human bad. Smooth and disgusting. Be lizard, it easy. Want fly, want warm, I remember my life as a man with all the beauty and heartache that goes with understanding this world but now I’m stuck in this lizard body with no way of expressing the feelings of dread and longing that makes up my existence, go to rock, close to warm. It good. Warm good. Have lizard wife. She good. Love is good. Lizard is good.Buy merch. Subscribe on Apple for more lizard content. Apple good. I eat apple. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh no! Didn’t you hear? That mushroom that wrecks ant lives is now wrecking ours! Throw that sloppy burger on the ground, pick through it for only the meat bits (and maybe some lettuce) while we try and figure how long we’d last in this clicker infested wasteland that is the Last of Us. Jackson wants to entertain the people with a five step plan that involves finding a dead clown, Zammit also wants to entertain the people but without a dead clown and more ego and JD joins the fireflies just for something to do. So jump in that working truck a dear uncle gave us and avoid getting bricked in the back of the head, we have circuses and Blockbusters to raid!Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to lawyer up as the boys put on their cheapest suits and form the shoddiest of arguments to defend some of the worst criminals known to man. Zammit asks the court if Smurfs are basically chickens and just how wrong eating said chickens is, JD queries if doing nothing is a crime even though the crime his clients are accused of is doing nothing and Jackson brings forth the wild allegation that if the Big Wheel was not named Jackson Wheel he would never have made a Big Wheel to terrorize the city of New York. There’s nothing but contempt of court as surprise witnesses are called to the stand as the defendants all hope for a mistrial. Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all know Tarzan being raised by ape was inevitable, but what if different ape?? Confused by the theory of evolution, the boys become wary of making apes too clever and get scared by what comes next. Zammit puts forward Bigfoot with their skills of hide and seek, Jackson suggests the Wifeless Wonder himself, Gorilla Grodd and his need for a human to be the face of his criminal empire while JD looks at the coconut throwing jewel thief that is Dunston from Dunston Checks In and how that orangutan cannot handle any form of criticism. But be it Bigfoot, Gorilla Grodd or Dunston we should all be thankful that Tarzan wasn’t raised by the worst real ape: mandrill. A horrible and nasty creature. Loathed by all and the closest we have on god’s green earth that resembles a xenomorph. If all dogs go to heaven, every mandrills goes to hell, where they flourish. Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa

Oh no! The boys have some terrible news and need to make money quick to avoid the dreaded Stage 5: Heaven! An honest living is out of the question so hold up and let them crook, the boys are about to break bad. Jackson’s inability to swallow a pill once more ruins his life, Zammit decides to embezzle from a podcast company (like in real) and Duscher makes the perfect Kickstarter. Full of impeccable impressions, pickmans and Tax Goodmans, this episode really asks the important question if we’ve hit a creative height or creative low. Let us know what you think! And of course, house turd fish.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you can’t trust a little boy with the powers of Shazam, who can you trust?! In reality the powers of Seus, Heus, Aeus, Zeus, Aues (again) and Meus was given to the sad, lonely and despicable Billy Batson by a misguided and potentially evil Wizard but fear not! Because we’re here to finally right this wrong. We go over several pathways like giving Shazam a carer to giving the most pure of heart (a dog) godlike powers to varying degrees of success to finally turning inwards and giving ourselves the powers of the gods to fix all our aches and pains. We don’t fight the devil but we also no longer groan when we get out of a chair so we’d call that a big win in our books.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Remember to slip on your comfortable jeans, slop up a big heaping bowl of spaghetti, slap down for sale sign to encourage potential wealthy investors, seek out the best antique forgers known to man and slide on down to the beach that makes you old as we try and nut out what to do with such a unique and naturally occurring phenomena. The boys keep sending good money after bad to make it good as they each put forward their own harebrained scheme to exploit the beach that makes things old. Jackson never once waivers from his antiquing scheme, Zammit in a huff tries to offload a depreciating asset and Duscher does his part for the environment. And of course if you could please like, comment and subscribe to Spaghettima Sins and don’t forget to hit that bell so you never miss an episode. Ding.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our pockets are stuffed with quarters and we’ve got a gaming itch to scratch! Forget Timezone, let’s all head down to the arcade that kills you, put on the oculus rift that explodes our head and fire up Star Wars Episode I: Racer to finally experience podracing as it was truly meant to be played. The boys fight over the one brain cell that isn’t even there as they try to figure out how they’d die like a Mario, wonder what happens to a brain when it’s bit by many rattlesnakes and predict one of the trio’s many bus related deaths. Meet you at the arcade fellas!Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Be it cosmic ray, genie’s wish or just a thing that happens, the boys have somehow gotten all the powers of Superman and now have to answer if great power does in fact come with great responsibility. Jackson immediately wanders off to commit brain surgery while the Joels try and see what they can do for NASA. We all try different ways to take Zammit’s wife for a nice holiday to Hawaii, realize our cats wouldn’t understand Italy and maybe the best way to deal with all these powers is to become a symbol of peace through war by being the benevolent dictator you know and love. It’s Super Coke Cock Man v Space Joels in a battle for humanity as we’ve all got zero consequences and zero drive so who really cares?Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're starting the new year strong by stepping into Gregor Samsa's vermin like shoes and asking if we'd survive the metamorphosis experience when we wake up as bug. Collectively one third of this handsome trio has read exactly one half (later revealed to be one third) of Franz Kafka's book but that doesn't stop us as we all have whatever the opposite of an existential crisis is. An existential catharsis? Either way JD immediately goes bug world, Jackson just wants to catch the night bus to the beach and Zammit either dies or survives a trash compactor. It's a very big point of contention of the episode. Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys do their best by trying to walk in the footsteps of their hero, Jake Sully. Things go wrong straight off the bat when they're tasked to read the manual but don't worry, Jake didn't do that either! Jake, however, didn't get consumed by Eywa, form a life bond with his good friend or try to double team a panther with his new husband. We, however, do. This the fourth and final episode of Plumbatar, a Plumbing the Death Star miniseries to celebrate the release of Avatar: Way of Water. What better way to spend December than with ya boys as we all get collectively depressed that we can't be on the magical world of Pandora and being wet Na'vi. We See You.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Plumbatar, the boys ask the burning questions we've all been dying to know since we all got wet Pandora depression after seeing Avatar: The Way of Water. The boys take a herb to see Hurb, slurp down whale cream to extend their life (it's their brain!) and try to figure out what has ruined Earth. The current leading theory is hünk-jobs leading to societal collapse and/or Godzillas. This the third episode of Plumbatar, a Plumbing the Death Star miniseries to celebrate the release of Avatar: Way of Water. What better way to spend December than with ya boys as we all get collectively depressed that we can't be on the magical world of Pandora and being wet Na'vi. We See You.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Plumbatar, the boys ask the burning question we've all been dying to know: Is the Avatar Program the ideal use for an Avatar? Tune in for a wild and unhinged episode of Plumbing as the boys lose their minds and go off on many terrible tangents. They'll discuss how they could buy Buckingham Palace for the cost of two Avatars, the sexiness of the Na'vi, and whether James Cameron was just trying to give us all a nipple boner. It's a wild ride, so buckle up and join the fun on Plumbatar.This the second episode of Plumbatar, a Plumbing the Death Star miniseries to celebrate the release of Avatar: Way of Water. What better way to spend December than with ya boys as we all get collectively depressed that we can't be on the magical world of Pandora and being wet Na'vi. We See You.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's December and the most exciting time of the year is almost upon us! That’s right Avatar: Way of Water is out on 15 December and to celebrate the Plumbing Boys have decided to bring you a 4 part special: Plumbatar. What better way to spend December than with ya boys as we all get collectively depressed that we can't be on the magical world of Pandora and being wet Na'vi. We See you.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this weeks episode of Plumbing the Death Star the boys get Biblical by attempting to weasel their way on to Noah’s Ark. The Joel’s abandoned Jackson pretty much straight away to make their way on to the big boat. Their plan; kill a unicorn, become a unicorn (panto style). Zammit’s 150 days as the front end of a horse, ruin his brain forever. Jackson decides his best course of action is to build (and by build we mean steal) a second ark and get one of every animal in the hopes on making the worlds first crabdog. There is also a LOT of talk about the Curse of Ham, a curse no one is prepared for.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Plumbing the Death Star the boys found ET and are wondering what now? Instead of Elliot finding ET, the Plumbing triplets did and for some unknown reason assume he is a French Kid with no knees. Their plan is a simple one, lure ET out of the woods with french sandwiches (prepared very wrong), a can of Pepsi and frankfurters. But then what? Listen now to hear how Zammit, Jackson and Duscher deal with being responsible for an extra terrestrial. It goes about as well as you think it will.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this weeks Plumbing the Death Star your 3 favourite dumb boys bring you one of their patented good episodes where they try and sell Pym Particles in various different markets. From food service to the entertainment industry and everything in between. Jackson thinks the best use is making regular size hotdogs from tiny hotdogs essentially increasing the price by something like 500%, Zammit suggests making small men tall and Duscher reluctantly helps those c***s that go into the wilderness. The boys also discuss the ways the Pym Particles can be used in medicine including cosmetic procedures, child birth and of course, penis enlargement before finally settling on making their orifices tiny.Come see us Britainology live in Melbourne on November 19 at 5:30pm!Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Joel, Joel and Jackson for another flawless Plumbing the Death Star as they attempt to answer a question no one was asking, namely what would be the hardest fictional company to run? Jackson, not only runs a company into the ground but also destroys multiple planets along the way when he become the CEO of The Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Zammit gets involved with the wrong crowd when we take over Los Pollos Hermanos and unintentionally taking over the distribution of meth from Gus Fring. Now Zammit has to choose between his morals or his life. Last but by no means least Duscher take over the haute couture fashion brand, House of DeVil, from 101 Dalmatians. Which leads him down the path of trying to spin a coat made of puppies as political commentary.Come see us Britainology live in Melbourne on November 19 at 5:30pm!Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Joel "Hell" Duscher, Jackson "Balyinsten’s Monster" Baly and Joel "Spooky Joel" Zammit for a special Halloween episode of Plumbing the Death Star were they discuss which ghost is the worst to be haunted by.Joel "Hell" Duscher thinks Casper the Friendly Ghost would be a nightmare to live with because he is too happy. It would be like babysitting a cousin you don’t like. Jackson "Balyinsten’s Monster" Baly says a dreaded name too many times and summons Beetlejuice (and Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis), but it gets away from him a bit. And last but not least, Joel "Spooky Joel" Zammit chooses a ghost ship, but not the ship from the film Ghost Ship, one of the ships from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. But also maybe the ghost from Ghost Ship. We'll be honest lads, this whole episode kinda got away from us.Come see us Britainology live in Melbourne on November 19 at 5:30pm!Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.

This week on plumbing the boys have are joined by Dave Warneke and Matt Stewart (from Do Go On) who have convinced them to change tactics and bless that small village (while also letting us all know you should head to dogoonpod.com/live-shows/ to check out their upcoming live shows!)! Zammit want to help everyone get more done in a day and so blesses everyone with another them so they can get shit done (multiple man style). Jackson decides the best course of action is essential to make everyone candy. Duscher turns the whole village into astronauts while Matt wants to give the people the gift of edging and Dave just wants everyone to have a great Wednesday!Now don't forget November the 8th to the 20th Matt and Dave are going to be in the UK! And of course, remomber remomber the 26th of Octomber to check out Matt Stewart's YouTube Special!Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.