Fluff In Brooklyn's Fluff Radio Review

A Fluff Radio Band cover of Gordan Gano's Classic Violent Femmes diddy. (featuring Mason Brown, Mikey IQ Jones, Eric Skiff, Marianne Ways, Anya Garrett, Nick Simone, Eric Cohen, Meghan Daly, Robin Enrico, Klio, Emilie, Martha, as well as Colleen "I Moderately Enjoy Bingo" Venable, Annie "Crazy Old Man" Sanders)

With Thanksgiving here, and Christmas just around the bend (by which I mean Dead Man's Curve), Annie and Colleen have been participating in a lot of "good cheer"! After all, nothing says "winter solstice" like a party dedicated entirely to the shininess of the color silver! So take a break from the relatives. Grab yourself a cup o' kindness and a cozy can of cranberry sauce, and cuddle up to the dulcet tones of this week's musical guest, Nouvelle Vague. Oh yeah and the ROAST US contest isn't over yet! Send your best roast to 775-416-5492. Musical Guest: Nouvelle Vague performing "Ever Fallen In Love" and "Sweet and Tender Hooligan" Tales of Wonder: * Relationship Fart Alert Levels Acronyms * Silver Party Recap * Alyssa cuts a hair! * Show 50 Ramp up Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Does Alyssa know that I have underwear everywhere? It was an explosion of my panties!" * "It's terrifying because the one girl's nostrils are floating separately for awhile until they fin

Improvised Song from Fluff Radio Review #48: Nipple-Controlled Choose Your Own Adventure

Welcome to our first ever Interactive-nipple Cast! To control the outcome out this podcast simply press your designated nipples when we ask you specific questions. Also ! This is the first episode that Annie and Colleen hula-hoop through the entire thing! Mikey IQ Jones is the reluctant judge! Who will hoop longer? Will Colleen ever finish that Pop Tart? Did Annie REALLY just sing that thing about Jesus? Tune in (with your nipples) to this week's episode to find out why this sentence ends with a question mark? Don't forget! The ROAST US contest is still now going on. Send your best roast to 775-416-5492. Find out what the best roaster wins by listening to this amazing (ly hyper) episode! Musical Guest: Bitch performing "Almost to the Water" and "Drag King Bar" Tales of Wonder: * Light-Up Piano Football * The PPP and Pee * Annie "Auditory Juggles" an Egg, a Cow, a Giraffe, and some sharp objects * Halloween Recap * Interactive Choose Your Own Adventure Song (only works if you have nipp

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's Mothra! EEP! This week, Annie and Colleen are attacked late in the night by various wayward buggies, but don't you worry, Annie Sanders: Fly Assassin has her trusty chopsticks handy! Plus! A review of the new Bob "isn't dead yet" Dylan musical by Colleen (you know you've been dying to see it), a new Fluff fan challenge, and two songs by HUMANWINE (whose songs will certainly warrant a spot on that Halloween party playlist you've been working on all week). Musical Guest: HUMANWINE performing "Rivolta Silenziosa" and "Script Language" Tales of Wonder: * A visit from Mothra! * Colleen's has a new favorite annoying noise. Can you guess what it is? * Why it's useful to be able to recognize the back of Twyla Tharp’s head * How to give a machine a stomach-ache Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Am I gonna murder something on air?" * "Jeff Goldblum was flying around our apartment..." * "Instead of ompa lompas he has

October is upon us, dear Fluff fans, which can only mean lumberjacks, halloween, christian guilt, and an inability to walk around naked like you really really really want to. p.s. Hey Moms of Annie and Colleen: note the different faces on the girls this week. It's not us in our birthday exclamation points! Rather, that's the amazing Wau Wau Sisters who are absolute NYC vaudevile legends in the making and also happen to be our musical guest this week! Musical Guest: The Wau Wau Sisters performing "Country Ham" and "Moron" Tales of Wonder: * Halloween Hell House * Candyland and Mousetrap: 1880's style * Classiness is a Monkey Head with a Straw * Lumberjack Day Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Come to Commerce, we have free coin counters and the slide of death, which is how we distinguish ourselves from Wamu who only has the slide of slight terror." * "The AF stands for Asbestos and Aids." * "Instead of ompa lompas he has genetically modified cows to do his bidding

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis as Annie and Colleen bring you yet another host of urban legends and scientific anomalies. What is fact and what is fiction, science fans? Are Annie and Colleen actually nutjobs, or is it just your imagination, hmmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this podcast has no logic and no seriousness. Which offers you this chilling challenge... to find a rational explanation! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, there's always OUR way... Musical Guest: Dressy Bessy performing "Electrified" and "Who'd Stop The Rain" Tales of Wonder: * A visit from the Very-Shallow-Water Shark * Two Wonderfully Horrifying NYC Transit Stories * Bingo with Murray Hill Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Whoa, Colleen just had a muppet moment!" * "Did you take off your vaginas and put 'em in your suitcase?" * "There's something about cocks in the bible."

Choose any of these four exciting characters to guide you through this week's show: Colleen AF Venable, Annie Sanders, Chris Dlugosz, or Mikey IQ Jones. Each has a special ability: Annie has brilliant facial hair and can jump very high, Mikey is very good at defying gravity, Chris can throw things quickly and is a very agile pianist, and Colleen is very unbalanced and smells a bit like the inside of a turkey. Good luck! I hope you make it to level 7 because that's totally the best one. Oh yeah, and should anyone try to interfere with your listening to Fluff Radio Show #44 they can be easily defeated by throwing items plucked from the ground. Like vegetables, other people, or spare trombones. Musical Guest: Chris Dlugosz, of PIXEL and ARMCANNON fame, performing "Original 03" and "Super Mario Bros-Underworld Contorted" Tales of Wonder: * We'd Do Hanson If It Cured Cancer * Myth Bustin' with Mr. Bean * Life is Good in a Frogsuit * How to Play Crackman Impromptu Songs: Tragic Birthday

Greetings, science fans! I like that..."science fans"...it's like "sports fans," but for nerds. Today, Annie and Colleen bring you a first in audio technology. By melding together the present technology of podcast radio and the past technology of 3-D movies and Michael Jackson's hot dance moves, Annie and Colleen present: THE VERY FIRST 3-D PODCAST! Ok, so actually we just describe the reall cool 3-D Captain EO comic book we got, but it's still really...um...different. May the dance be with you. Musical Guest: One Ring Zero performing two and a half songs from their As Smart As We Are album: "Radio" (words by Daniel Handler the Social and Literary Representative of Lemony Snicket), "Deposition Disposition" (words by Lawrence Krauser), and a clip of "M.C" (words by Michael Chabon in his rejection e-mail to the group) Tales of Wonder: * One Year Anniversary! * Colleen Gives Annie the Awesomest Thing Ever: A 3-D Captain EO Comic Book * The Red Party * Fan Calls from Gwangi and Yanichka *

Talk about a show with a whole lot going on! Annie, Alyssa, and Colleen fight their way through handbikes, giant hamster balls, a series of archived commercials made by a hyperactive eight-year-old Colleen, an self-interview by an awesome band, many mentions of racy things, piles of chest hair, and tennis ball bullets. Musical Guest: Clawjob performing "I Got My Space Pass" and "(Let's Focus On) The Research" from their Sci-Fi Rock Opera, Space Crackers Tales of Wonder: * Twisties and the Chickenator * 1988 KCL Radio 1 (8 Year Old Colleen performs "Applejuice," "Excedrin," and "Interview With Kathleen Venable") * Latex Crazies and Documentaries * American Gladiators Explained * The Do's/Don't's of Chest Hair Shaving at Parties Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Schwarzenader is a very buff guy who likes seat belts." * "It was like the Milli Vanilli of wine coolers" * "I sang but she fake pianasized." * "God my ass is hurting my fingertips!"

So, it's summer, and you know what that means!! NO, not swimsuits, ice cream, and the eternal struggle of positive self-image! It's time for the BIG summer thunderstorm! And just in case you happen to live in a locality that does not receive such natural wonders, Annie and Colleen have ordered one up from God, just for you! Shiver with our heroes at the crack of lightning! Wonder if they really ARE safe in their basement apartment with the window cracked open! Will they ever survive the onslaught of static electriicity and condensation?! Find out this week, on Fluff Radio Review! Musical Guest: Saer Ze performing "Too Sexy" and "You'll Be Surprised" Sketches: * James Vanderhoffen and Jameserhoffen Visit from Countryenhoffen to teach you a new language! Tales of Wonder: * Crazy Thunderstorm! (listen, you can hear it!) (seriously, Colleen shits her pants) * Colleen goes to THE milkshake shop (and brings all the boys in the yard...or maybe just one) * How to make roast bee

Long, long ago in a land we liked to call 2005 we started this here radio show without a single smidgen of an idea what we were doing. In honor of our 40th show we bring back our very first musical guest for a super special LIVE performance. Oooooooh! Tom Warnick believed in us back before everyone else did...or maybe he just really wanted that spray on tan we had promised him. The awesome Adam and Alyssa also join us this week, and in case you thought we were kidding, super secret show 39 is now floating around our ftp server. Yee be pirates and it be booty! Can you find it? I'll give you a hint: It totally won't be worth the effort! Musical Guest: Tom Warnick and The World's Fair performing "A Little Space" and "Kissing Stand" from his super brand new album "MAY I SEE SOME ID" Tales of Wonder: * Show 39: The Shortest Show Ever * Dr. Ethan Frome and Larry King * Adam Knows Way Too Much About Video Games * The David Hasslehoff Store (the one on 17th) * Best Soap Opera Moments of All Ti

Welcome bretheren. Tonight we gather together in celebration. Tonight we share in a dream: not only a dream about a heavy guy with a trap door on his back as drawn by Travis Nichols, but also a dream of vine ripened fruit. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no Thighlock. For tonight, children, the kingdom of produce is at hand, and golden juice shall spill from our lips like sweet appellations from the mouths of poets. So sit, my friend. Lay down thine burden for a few moments whilest we layeth a few new proverbs on thine ears. Aaaaaaaaaamen. Musical Guest: Travis Nichols, cartoonist and awesome rocker from ilikeapplejuice.com, performing in two different bands THE NEEDIES' "A Song About Water" and also as OMEGA MONSTER PATROL's "The Fixxx" Tales of Wonder: * Sweet Sugar gliders! * July 4th weekend recap * Embarassing stories, YM magazine style! Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I wouldn't go near the Thighlock; it hasn't had it's true

Today's show is brought to you by Segways, Smirn Office, Mel Brooks Chest Rub, Mel Brooks Chest Rugs, A Shampoo with Pro-Vitamooons, and anyone else that wants to give us money or big ol' boxes of alco-ma-hol. Click on the picture above for an example of how well we can sell your product! We are professionals. What we are professional at, we have yet to determine. Musical Guest: Devotchka performing "Venus in Furs" and "How it Ends" Tales of Wonder: * Things You Can Learn from Yogi Bear * Our New Sponsors (who don't know it yet) * The Fluff Who Winner: NEIL! * Annie is a Bully * Bob Is Going to Be OKAY Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "If you're really pretentious every time you say the same word you get more and more mispronounced, so if you say bachelors the next time you say it Bahaachelers and then Bahaachetittlers." * "Heeeeey! I'm wearing pineapple pants!" * "I've got to be freeeeee. Something something something and something that probably rhymes with f

Hallo, neighbor! What brings thee to this pre-Colonial neck of the woods? I see you are doing naught but sitting. An idle mind is the devil's playground, or so we say. Perchance I might interest you in a toy of rustic fashioning, a simple wheel propelled by a wooden rod. Yes, my friend, it is my rumby stick! Would you like to have a go at it? It may be difficult at first, but stay with it and soon you shall find yourself cavorting up and down the cobblestones with nary a care in the world! Why, just last week I sold one to old Thomas Payne, and what a time he had! Musical Guest: The Ditty Bops performing "Angel With An Attitude" and "Aluminum Can" Tales of Wonder: * The Studio Is Haunted by Playground Ghosts (aka the Yates and the Malki!) * MOCCA Recap * Colonial Williamsburg is Embarrassing at 25 with your Parents * The FLUFF WHO Finalists are Announced! Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Putting on the Ritz...Cracker that is!" * "I'm full of cheese and ready for love

Musical Comedy Duo Rob and Mark, from the very appropriately named "The Rob and Mark Show," join Annie and Colleen in the studio this week for the first ever live musical guest appearance. Not only do they rock all of Brooklyn, teach us about food conservation through Mole People, but they also play (and WIN) the first ever live FLUFF WHO game with a little help from Tyler and leather bars. Musical Guest: The Rob and Mark Show performing "The Blog Song" and "Let's Switch Cars" Tales of Wonder: * Bad Face Painting Experiences * How To Lose Friends With You Tube * The Moooooole People (they live under the tracks) * Shaqsphere in the Park * Rob and Mark Guess Who Impromptu Songs: * The Mole People Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I'm not good enough to bring frozen grapes to the next soccer match!" * "What was captain hook's name before they cut off his hand?" "He was captain 'look at this awesome watch.'" * "Buy one of the lightbulbs from the electrical l

The Guess Who Contest is well underway with loads of entries hanging around the forum . You've still got a week to get them to us! We pity the foo who doesn't enter as well as the foo who's never seen a naked lady toothbrush. Our gums have never been so fresh. Arrr. Musical Guest: 100 Damned Guns performing "Hangin'" and "I Fall Down" Tales of Wonder: * Guess Who Contest Update! * How To Make Friends and Distribute Potatoes in Cafeterias * Fleet Week Sea Men * What Happens When You Call 911 for Snakes * Naked Lady Toothbrushes Impromptu Songs: * An Old Austrian * The Mr. T Challenge Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Annie's Got the Lice of the Face!" * "Girls gone wild, gone to elementary school, to serve mashed potatoes." * "Sea People! Sea People! But at least that's better than Sea Men! Sea Men!" * "Hoooooly Kid!" "Holy baby goat?" * "Guess who killed the butler, because it couldn't be the butler."

I'm Jimmy. Colleen's my mom. Did you just try to talk? Sorry. Actually. No wait, I wasn't done. You should stop trying to talk. Did you hear about the contest? They said if you send in your picture they'll make your head into a board game. Are you chewing gum? They said they could find out who my daddy is. I bet he's a baseball player. Or an astronaut. Who plays baseball. You smell minty. On the moon. He hits really far. He's my dad. Colleen's my mom. Still. Send in your pictures. GUESS WHO! is my dad. Musical Guest: Vermillion Lies performing "No Good" and "Circus Apocalypse" Tales of Wonder: * Convention Mention, What's Your...uh Tension? * Washington D.C. City of No Pants * Chapstick Pyramid of Glory * Who Stole Jesus' Body? * The Guess Who Contest Sketches: * Jimmy the Most Annoying Fake Child in the World Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Don't dough me!" * "Wouldn't it be awesome if we had zippered belly buttons?" * "He looks like the man from the

Do you have your last words ready? Colleen and Annie tell you some of their favorite last words of all time, both making you laugh and accidentally ponder your exisitence. Yeah, sorry about the pondering. But don't worry balanced out all that depressing stuff with talk of boogers. *whispered* Awwwwwwsome. Musical Guest: Voxtrot performing "Mothers, Daughters, Sisters, and Wives" and "The Start of Something" Tales of Wonder: * How to Save our Nation's Capital from Vandalism-ers * Kindergarten Cop Prank Calls * Henry Rollins is Crazy (but Likes Lemony Snicket) * Thomas Grasso's Last Words * Amber from ">"Mom You're Ruining Our Fort" Says Hello, Hotline Style * Don't Put Butter Down Your Pants Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Are you going to paddle on the Jefferson?" * "Henry Rollins, not to be confused with HarperCollins." * "You think cow milk is expensive these days. You should try finding panda milk." * "La Mega Te Paga. Oooh I'm covered wine...now

This is Gilda. Gilda Goldenstein. I hope you are all planning on going to temple this weekend like the goodJews your mother and father taught you to be. My Bobbywill be there. He’s single now. Colleen turned him down. She doesn’t know what she’s missing. My mother always told me to keep a jag in the garage, a mink in my closet and a Jewish tiger in my bed, if you know what I mean. My Bobby will give you all three. So really, I think you should come to temple. Who knows, maybe my Bobby will like you. He especially likes girls with good noses. You can always tell a good cook if she has a good nose. And my Bobby loves a good cook. He once dated a woman who wasn’t such a good cook. I made sure he knew what he was gettng himself into. I cooked him every kind of kosher recipe I could find and brought it over every night, right after they ate dinner and before I got Bobby into his pajamas, just so he could see what he was missing. She didn’t last long. But I’m sure you’re a great cook. You should come to temple and