Fluff In Brooklyn's Fluff Radio Review

Get out your hands and feet and then somebody else's hands or feet (your choice) cause we just hit show number 30! This week's show is like the back of a highlights book where you have to figure out what's different. Can you figure it out? I'll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with the assembly of medival weapons or a lack of pants or the Cliffhanger fan club or the ghost of Peanuts Past or Annie's New Gold Tooth...still haven't gotten it? Well, I could give you more hints, but I've got a murder weapon to assemble. Musical Guest: Jason Webley performing "Dance While the Sky Crashes Down" and "Maps" Tales of Wonder: * Tourist Season Begins * Catapult Assembly 101 * Ear Patches are Sexy * If We Wrote "Cliffhanger" it Would Have Been A Much Better Movie * Business Squirrel Hunting) Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Everything's better on Roller Skates. I'm planning on getting that tattoo as a bumper sticker." * "That sounds like a fat lady looking at a chocolate

First, there was Cher in "Moonstruck." Then Madonna in "A League of Their Own." Finally, a New York accent is butchered so badly, it took two people to do the job! Listen to Annie and Colleen in "Caawfee Co'nuh," available for download now! (pssst...Supposedly Annie thinks the bizarre way Colleen's mouth says "I mean when I get married" at around 17:10 is even funnier when played on a continous loop) Musical Guest: Jesca Hoop performing "Seed of Wonder" and "Silverscreen" Tales of Wonder: * Caawfee Co'nuh * Exciting Toof Update * Secret Apartment Dancing * Annie and Colleen discuss/tackle a subject that affects all Americans...STAR WARS * Flukeman is Waiting (in the Porta Potty) Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I learned everything I need to know about Captain Eo. Like 'The Power of dance will set you free' and 'don't trust Angelica Houston.'" * "I'm gonna Macarena you in the neck!" * "I'm never gonna be a full Brooklynite if I keep putting off this whole peo

Cartoonist and Fluff cast member Robin Enrico joins us in the studio this week as we celebrate the first week of the Fluff Hotline (775-416-5492) and play our favorite fan phone calls of the week, all while doing impressions of 13-year-old girls and Tony Danza. Musical Guest: The Fabulous Entourage performing "The Theme Song" and "Perry's Dream" Tales of Wonder: * April's Fools Pranks Involving Uhauls * Creepy Myspace Stuff and Phone Calls from Fans * The Boss vs. That Other Boss * The CIA and their Fancy Teapots * Robin Reads Colleen's 13-year-old Diary * Annie's Exploding Tooth Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * " 'ello mother! I said 'cock ring' in a store today!" * "He's our scientist. He corrects us if we are scientifically or anatomically inaccurate." * "I'm Tony Danza and I'm going to kill you with my floppy hair!" * "Nicole and me were pretending we wanted to be cousins when we grew up...no wait that says custodians."

Hi kids! Welcome to Show 27 of Fluff Radio Review! This week Annie and Colleen make a valiant attempt to shake off being tired, overworked, and sick in order to bring YOU a few laughs and chase away your winter blues. (You lousy ingrates shoudl be ashamed of yourselves.) P.S. Send more tri-flavored popcorn. It's the only thing that will save Annie...err I mean Tinkerbell...err I mean...DAMMIT I WANT POPCORN! Musical Guest: The Dammitheads performing "Rise and Die" and "I Kid You Not" Tales of Wonder: * What is Colleen Secretly Getting Away With? * Obscure Movie Comparisons * Hard Times at Annie's Office * Sexy Card Descriptions * Weirdest Movie Casting Combos of all Time Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I saw a dog today who was the most professional shitter I have ever seen!" * "There's so much stuff up my alley it's hard to fit anything else." * "I need a big badass dude with a bag of socks to back me up, here." * "Your verse is esconced like a flower

This week marks the official annoucement of the FLUFF HOTLINE where all you lovely folk can leave Annie and Colleen a voicemail message whenever your heart desires! Inspired by Scott Bateman's animation of our "I Don't Want To Be Your Friend on Myspace" song, we want all of you to call 718-304-7939 and leave us the worst pickup line or message you've ever received through myspace or any other site that attracts sketchy sketchy people that go by names like "Arms." If you have no myspace stories (lucky you!) feel free to call us and tell us any other story, perhaps even the one about the time you broke that million dollar vase in the Louvre and you TOTALLY blamed it on the old lady standing next to you. Musical Guest: Jubb and the Dirty Sleeves performing "Malarkey" and "More Sincere Than Elvis" Tales of Wonder: * A Twister-ed St. Patrick's Day * Cultural Void of Food * Official Birth of the Fluff Hotline! 718-304-7939 * The Seamonster in Colleen's Heart * Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Bam-Ba

This week we welcome several guests into the super secret lair studio, including Anya, Marianne, Abel, and extra-special guest Michael Lucid from the sketch comedy show Pretty Things! Unbeknownst to Colleen, Annie even sneaks in a few serious interview-like questions for Michael... but, unbeknownst to Annie, Colleen is perfectly capable of turning serious interview-like questions into discussions about loin-cloths. Musical Guest: Pretty Things performing "Str8 for a Minute," "Always a Bad Girl," and "Johnny Jimmy Joe" (click on to watch the videos) P.S. Colleen strongly identifies with Bug Girl

Colleen returns from Austin, with a full report on the Staple! Convention festivities, jam-packed with action-filled stories to knock your knockers off. Ps. "Arms" would like for you to watch out for the return of the secret blooper, and for you to friend him on myspace (he thinks you're cute). Musical Guest: Lil' Pocketknife performing "Disco Dancer" and "A.D.D." Tales of Wonder: * Colleen Craps her Pants * Annie and Colleen *know* Tom Jones... sorta... * First Official Sound-Effect Off! Impromptu Songs: * The MySpace Song Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "There's a monster in the shitter!" * "It was a drive-by fiving!!!" * "By the way, www.tomjonessexham.com is NOT taken." * "There's a boob in my shoe!"

The lovely Anya from Sketchartists.net joins us this week and teaches us all about math, baginas, and our lord and savior. If we had ANY religious or mathematician listeners we're surely going to loose them after this one. Musical Guest: Matson Jones performing "Exes and Ohs" and "Into My Arms" Tales of Wonder: * Anya, the Math Genius * Colleen and Annie Start a Sweatshop * Witness Protection Baginas * The Devil and Pangaea both Love the Bible * Jesus: Hippy or Hipster? * Love and Hate of Sly Impromptu Songs: * I Don't Want Anyone But Jesus Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "The worst thing about Jesus is that he died at 38 and the apostles never got to leave the ad 'Lordy Lordy look who's forty.'" * "You know what i realized the other day that made me sad: Tyrannosaurus rexes couldn't do cartwheels" * "Either you can have a $5 gift certificate to the fluff in Brooklyn store or a $5 certificate towards giving me a baby."

One score and two weeks ago, Annie and Colleen brought forth onto this continent a new podcast, conceived in hilarity, and dedicated to the pursuit of silliness. Some days, it's a good day to die, and some days it's a good day for Dennys' Grand Slam Breakfast... but most of the time, you can bet that it's a bad day to wear thong underwear. Join us this week as we discuss some post-Valentine's Day experiences that rubbed us the wrong way. Musical Guest: Keelay performing "We Can Make a Baby" and "America" Tales of Wonder: * Proof that Colleen is NOT Sexy * Annie=Secret Tree Ninja * Colleen and the Killer Whales Save Sherlock Holmes from the Giant Crabs Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I guess that makes a little more sense than a compulsive arm eater." * "It's kinda like arts and crafts baby-makin'." * "Glue and staples aren't enemies. They're allies in the war against loose paper sheets and disorganization."

Love is in the air and all that crap! Join Colleen and Annie as they tell tales of noxious fumes d'amore, kissing contests, and people loosing their pants in public. If you happen to be a fan from IOWA you might want to listen to this show closely. And congrats to our Hot Duck Ass the winner of the sky mall poll...that took TWO FRIGGIN' MONTHS to complete. Musical Guest: The Spinto Band performing "Brown Boxes" and "Direct to Helmet" Tales of Wonder: * Colleen's Four Jobs * Fun with Nautical Themes * The IOWA Contest (which one lucky fan will win $5!) * Band Stories * Annie Limbo Dances Sketches: * Proper Etiquette When Trapped in Objects Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "We didn't wear helmets in orchestra because we didn't have special people trying to play string instruments." * "You didn't get extra points for naughty bits." * "Tri-flavored flopcorn. It's this weird stuff made out of dead bunnies." * "Watch out. They are going to try and steal

Annie returns from sunny California and with the world's saddest story and Colleen returns from Colorado with a new found ability to fall off chair-lifts. The Skymall Fund has finally been totaled and you can go here to help Colleen and Annie choose what they will buy with quarters 16 amazing fans sent to them. And if you TOO would like to see Hot Duck Ass we suggest you visit your local zoo. Musical Guest: David Sugar performing "Temper Temper" and "Warm Ananlogue" Tales of Wonder: * How to Properly Play Video Games * Colleen Learns to Ski (with a Phantom Booger) * Annie and Bob Barker * Skymall Fund Total and Poll Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Don't make me beat you to death with my ukulele!" * "I would lunge forward in an attempt to levitate Mario and would release a guttural Uuuuuuaaaaaahhhh." * "I ate the pool!" * "I was like an amputee who lost their arm. I must of had a massive booger once that I subconsciously miss." * "That's the saddest story

We start off this week's show with a lovely trailer from our fantabulous friends over at NAUGHTY KARATE and head right back to the trailer...park that is (oh hahaha) for a public service announcement about the importance of donating to the Fluff "Annie and Colleen Really Want to Install a Gear Shift on Colleen's Toilet" Fund. Musical Guest: Langhorne Slim performing "Loretta Lee Jones" and "Mary" Skits: * The Life of a Trucker Who Thinks Outside the Box Tales of Wonder: * Defense Against the Dark Arts with Annie the Muggle Muggee (aka she's been mugged...sorta...) * Wacka-Oranges * I Always Ship My Packages with DSL Impromptu Songs: * UPS-It-Person Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I'll do the fingers cymbals, but not on my fingers, because they are cutting off all circulation to my brain." * "There's nothing like a well-chapped mugger. If the mugging doesn't work out we can make out." * "Jiminy Cricket has no power over that. Who makes suits for crickets

An extremely scientific study as to whether or not a hyperactive person can explode due to Red Bull results in the the conclusion that Red Bulls taste like poop! Also, we aren't kidding about the kidding about the "If everyone donates 25 cents we'll install a gear shift on Colleen's toilet" thing! WE WANT TO DRIVE A TOILET (as well as world peace...world peace would be pretty cool, too, we guess.) Musical Guest: Amy Miles performing "Back to Bed" and "Heavy Packer" Tales of Wonder: * "On The Run" and the Magic of String Cheese * Evan Dashevsky: Hero to the People (or at least the drunk ones on New Years) * The Magic of Sky Mall (including Mr. Treehead and A Downshifting toilet) * Baby Juices and Backwards Messages Impromptu Songs: * Struffla (with Honey on Top!) Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Yes, electrical string cheese with bifocals." * "it's not like you're going to instantaneously explode it's notlike cocaine or something." "People instantaneously explo

This week we've got a special little Christmas show for you as Annie and Colleen sing Christmas Carols which you and all your family (seriously make SURE to put it on when all your family, especially when the really conservative ones or the ones who are dentists and hate all talk of carmelized popcorn, are listening). Musical Guest: The Fluff Radio Review House Band performing "We, Will, We Will, Grinch You," a rather pretty (well at least for like 45 seconds) version of "Greenselves," and the brand new, soon to be a holiday classic "Oh, Sweet Yummy" which you can download separately HERE because we think it's the most amazing song we've ever improvised and who CAN'T relate with the feeling of not getting the one gift you were secretly dreaming of all along. Tri-flavored popcorn...how I miss you. Tales of Wonder: * How to dance the GrandMamba * Christmas Transit Wackiness: Colleen and Annie bike 26 miles in one day Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "SUUUUUUUUGAR it's in my system.

"Why Hello, Annie and Colleen! Have you been good little kids this year? Eggbert knows all and sees all and knows everything which I kinda already said, but I'm an Egg so forgive me. So even though I know already, do you want to tell me what you would like for Christmas?...ahhhhhh. I thought so! Now go on your way. Buy an ornament of my head in the gift shop!"--Eggbert circa 1985 Musical Guest: The Dresden Dolls performing "Girl Anachronism" and "Missed Me" Tales of Wonder: * Who Needs Santa When You Have Eggbert? * Macaulay Culkin and the Limo Mystery * How to Properly Sell Your Soul to the Devil Impromptu Songs: * Momma's Little Baby Loves Satan Bread Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I gotta finish this project...the project being my cardiovascular system." * "I have this burning Vincent Price DESIRE, a Vincent Price sized hole in my gut." * "Satan hates puns, which is maybe why he won't make a deal with you."

Recorded from 3am to 4am, Show 15 doesn't always go the most coherent route (and just might contain the most annoying opening to a show ever) but it DOES prove that Annie Sanders is President of Knowing Weird Facts About Presidents and Colleen AF Venable always looks for any way to bring Dizzy Bat Baseball into conversations. *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!* Musical Guest: Tigers and Monkeys performing "Fire Escape" and "Loose Mouth" Skits: * Meet the Presidents Tales of Wonder: * Awful Nicknames: From Boog to Beanies * Colleen's Got the (extra) Clap * Pedro Pietri's "Out of Order" Improptu Songs: * Poppyseed Man (see the myth, the LEGEND, by clicking HERE) Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Her Native American name is "White Lady Who Likes Native Americans Too Much." * "Frips? That sounds like some sort of children's hospital." * "Awwwww, you're such a cute little masochistic dog f***ker!"

Ahhh, very interesting. From the moment you stepped into my Fortune Teller parlor I felt a strong presence of spirits. Come, dearie, sit down and let me read your carrot cards. Let me see what the carrots have in store for you. Hmmmm very interesting? The priestess means you will have a good love life and find a cool brooch. The fortune card means you'll sell your brooch and occasionally some love for a good amount of money. The Death means..oh dear...well it's right here next to the Braces card...Have you been flossing? Musical Guest: Palomar performing "The Lost Freshman" and "The Planeiac" Tales of Wonder: * How to Get Free Dental Work * Colleen Teaches You How to Cheat at Operation * Broken Up Bands That We Can't Get Improptu Songs: * The Fluff Theme Song: Kazoo-zoo style Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "P.S.S. Oooh Maaaaaaaangalo." * "It sounds like an old lady who just had her ass pinched, like a whole bunch of old ladies and some guy who's got really fast pi

Show 13 (14 if you're the superstitious type) features our first ever less-than-30-people guest stars, Ms. Ashley, a good friend of Annie's for the past 20 years, as well as Chuck Norris, who, while quite silent during much of the episode delivered a fatal roundhouse to Colleen during her signature goodbye at the end of the show. She will be missed...(DIBS ON HER DDR MATS!) This show was our longest to date, editing it down from 64 minutes of audio goodness. So much good stuff was taken out we could have made TWO Fluff shows out of it! I suggest you listen carefully and keep an eye out for weevils, Norris, and soapy pasta. Musical Guest: Mad Caddies performing "Just One More" (via the Podsafe Music Network) and Deep Six performing "First Days of Summer" Tales of Wonder: * Roadside Attractions of the South-West: Hey Baby, Nice (straight) Ass (road)! * The Worst Cooks in the World * "Making Friends 101" Taught by Professor Ashley * CNN Ticker Guy's Last Day on the Job * Most Memorable L

In the aftermath of the 100th Comic and 10th Podcast Fiesta last week, there remained, among other things (such as tap shoes and a ukulele), a completely untouched ode to Delta Burke in the form of a chocolate frosted yellow cake. As the week progressed, large sections of the cake began to mysteriously disappear during the night. There could only be one explanation- Delta Burke was stealing our CAKE. This is our revenge... Musical Guest: SHEE performing "Work Clothes" and "My Girl (Kitty, Kitty)" Tales of Wonder: * Mr. Bare-Cheeks Rides the Subway * Colleen's Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Week Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Coconut penalty!" * "I was in high school in college." * "The moral of the storal: Leg Hair Makes Paisleys." * "New York-The City That Doesn't Exfoliate." * "Some people are airsores."