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Ahoy-hoy, kids, and welcome to episode 244 of BTK. This one has been a long motherfucking time coming as Luke and I will finally be reviewing one of my very favorite French horror films ever, “In My Skin”.  Yes, I know, I am being a total francophobe jerk who loses horror points by not using the proper French name for it.  You know what, though?  Fuck you.  Yeah, fuck you right in your elitist horror assholes.  I live in Canada and travel to Quebec at least once a week.  I am goddamn SURROUNDED by French.  So allow me the English title, will ya’? I kid, I just don’t want to have to look up the proper spelling.  Yep, I am that lazy.  Enjoy the show, everyone.   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);  "Skin To Suffer In”-Advent Sorrow “Skin Me”-Strapping Young Lad    

 Hello everyone and thanks a whole damn bunch for checking out the 143rd episode of BTK.  For this one, Luke and I decided to watch "Starfish", which just recently hit VOD.  It seemed cool, but it wasn’t. It was fucking dreadful and epitomizes everything wrong with hipsters who think they can make horror films.  If you ever saw “Felt”, you will have an idea what I am talking about here.  Anyway, while I was washing the Sigur Ros-tinged stink from my eyes, I thought that we may as well do “7 Days” instead.  So that’s what we did and now you can listen to us review and talk about it.  Then, Luke and I reviewed a new Screamerclauz film  Neat, huh?  Anyway, enjoy the show and try not to sodomize each other too much.     Music On This Episode (in order of appearance);   “Sweet Hard Revenge”Psy’Aviah “Rape”-The Amenta  

Greetings everyone, and I hope you brought your appetite as we are reviewing “K-Shop” for our 242nd episode of BTK. It’s a movie about disgusting alcoholic human vermin who get exactly what’s coming to them, which makes it a little bit of a conflict for Luke (our very own alcoholic) to review. Hopefully he can soldier on and not take it too personally, but then again, I’m sure that being on this show for almost 6 years has long since killed any normal human emotions or sense of decency he may have once had. In this way, everyone wins. Except for his family. Poor bastards.  Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); ”Living For The weekend”-Hard-Fi ”That’s How Drunks Drink”-Zimmers Hole 

Hello everyone and thanks for checking out episode 241 of BTK.  For this episode, Luke and I  are reviewing "Hagazussa: A Heathen's Curse".  We were going to do another film, "The World Of Kanako", and while I love it and truly think everyone should see it, it didn't feel liker a good fit for the show.  So instead, we are delving into the world of gothic folklore...or something.  Anyway, as always, thanks for your support and we hope you guys and gals dig the hell out of this show. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Nazarene”-Author & Punisher “Medea”-God Is An Astronaut

Holy shit, what the fuck is this? This, dear listeners, is me deciding that I am even less of a fan of “free time” than I had previously thought.  Apparently, trying to balance work, home, video games, recording music, and BTK just wasn’t enough of a challenge for me.  So, here is a new show.  Similarly to the original reason for me wanting to start BTK, I really like horror games and am kind of disappointed that there aren’t more good horror gaming podcasts out there.  So fuck it; I’ll try my hand at it!  That being said, welcome to the first episode of RunHideKill (listen to the episode, I promise I will explain the name), BindTortureKast’s mutant kid brother/sister creature.  These episodes will be shorter than a typical BTK episode, but each one will focus on a particular game (or game series), and will pretty much be my podium to get as nerdy as I possibly can.  Horror? Games? Full-on nerd-boners all around, people.  Anyway, thanks for listening, and I am sorry if you’re not interested in this new show,

Hello everyone, and welcome to episode 240 of BTK.  For this one, we dive into "Braid", a little film that deals with some pretty cool themes and also manages to be a subversive little horror film at times.  It may not be for everyone, but we liked it so hopefully that makes for a less-awful episode for you, the patient listener.  As always, thank you so much for paying attention to our little show, and be sure to leave a comment wherever you download or stream this silly podcast.  Or not.  But we'd like it if you would.  It helps us pay the bills around here.  Haha.  Just kidding, this show costs me like $20 a month to put out, so any show that says that shit is either incredibly stupid when it comes to what they're paying for, or are (more likely) lying through their teeth.  The more you know... Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Be My Friend”-Clan Of Xymox “Makebelieve”-Prick

Greetings, and thanks for downloading and/or streaming some awful free "entertainment" known as BTK.  After close to two months off from more extreme horror, we are getting back to it with our reviews of "Tales From Deep Hell", which is a little film brought to us by Davide Pesca.  Pesca created "The Suffering Bible", which we reviewed earlier in 2019, so hopefully we have a good time with this one too!  Thanks for listening everyone.  We do this because we enjoy it and for no other reason, but having people out there who seem dig it makes it all the more fun.    Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Mighty Black Dimensions”-totalselfhatred “Happiness In Darkness”-Gothminister

Hello everyone, and welcome to episode 237 of BTK.  After some serious rescheduling I decided to jump ahead a bit and bring you our reviews of the indie, underground and extreme Japanese film, "Kichiku Dai Enkei".  I had a few other films planned, but this one was a bitch to schedule and, as it turned out, it was actually easier for me to drive to a different country and let Luke borrow a DVD and have him bring it back to me mere minutes before I drove home, than it was for us to just VOD a solid film.  Horror problems.  Anyway, enjoy the episode everyone! Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Explode"-Deathstars "The Speaker Is Systematically Blown"-Author & Punisher

Hello everyone, and thanks for listening to episode 239 of BTK.  For this one, we are getting out our battle axes (not really), cranking some Amon Amarth (DEFINITELY not really), and reviewing "The Head Hunter" (ok, that one is real). Luke and I were both pretty impressed by this one, so hopefully it makes for another classic episode of BTK.  Classic!!  Thats us.  Well, we are old anyway... Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Headhunter”(Empirion)-Front 242 “Headhunter”(Funker Vogt)-Front 242    

Hello everyone, and thank you ever so kindly for choosing to listen to episode 236 of BTK.  To celebrate the end of our "Monsters In March" selections, we are delving into the world of Iranian Western Vampires.  No, seriously.  Anyway, we are reviewing "A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night", a little film that had some buzz a few years back, but not a lot of people seem to talk about these days.  You kids, with your "Get Out"'s, and your "It"'s.   Back in MY day, we watched weird black and white vampire films and we LIKED IT! Also this was a great way to lead into our next episode, when we review "The Bad Batch".  So come for the vampires, and stay for the Keanu cannibals.  Thanks for listening everyone. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Sarcophagus”-Federale “Black Sunday”-Federale

Hello one and all, and thanks for listening to episode 235 of BTK.  Since this episode is coming out around my birthday, I decided to pick a film that came out in 1981, the year of The Great Ligrestian Coughing Forth.  Seeing as how its also the second in our "Monsters In March" episodes, I figured this was the perfect opportunity to talk about the finest werewolf film of all time, "The Howling".  So grab your flea bombs because things are getting furry around here.   Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Werewolf”-Gehenna “End Titles”(The Howling Theme Song)-ænorex  

Hey everyone and welcome to Episode 234 of BTK.  For this, our first episode in our “Monsters in March” series, we are gonna be reviewing “Dagon”, which is Stuart Gordon’s adaptation of the H.P. Lovecraft classic story, “The Shadow Over Innsmouth”.  Why did he choose to call it "Dagon", rather than "The Shadow Over Innsmouth"?  I have no damn idea, considering Dagon is its own story.  Maybe it was because “Dagon” is a more memorable title, and really, not much actually happens in the “Dagon” story, so its unlikely that anyone would ever adapt that particular story.   But I digress, Luke and I are going full-on sea creature for this episode, so hopefully you guys will have some fun with this one.  That’s what this month of shows is supposed to be about, after all.  Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Ocean Drinker”-Humanity’s Last Breath “Mother of Abomination”-Cradle Of Filth

Hail to all listeners of BTK! For this one, we are reviewing the new black metal flick, “Lords Of Chaos”.  This one really is a Chris-pick, even more so than all the other films I alone pick.  Unless you are new to the show, you may have noticed by my musical choices that I kinda sorta like black metal.  I also read this book when I was just out of high school, which, by Luke’s counting, is about 57 years ago.  Needless to say, the very thought that this account of the truly fucked up shit that happened in Norway at the start of black metal as we know it could be made into a film was kind of crazy to me.  Well, the film was made and we are here to talk about it.  Also, let me just say that for me to pick only two black metal songs for this episode was an impossible task, so I am sorry if your favorite black metal classic was not included.  Maybe next time.  I toyed with the idea of playing rap music in this episode, but realized my adversarial nature was veering headfirst into masochism, so I decided against

Hello everyone, and thanks for checking out episode 232 of your favorite horror podcast (or at least, the one that you dislike less than some of the other ones), BindTortureKast.  For this one, we are getting to a movie that came out earlier in 2018, but we just never got around to talking about.  It probably had a lot to do with our little 5 month hiatus, but since we have been back, I’ve been wanting to get to it so, for your listening pleasures, we are reviewing “My Friend Dahmer”.  Rather than just talk about this one with Luke, it only seemed appropriate to bring on the only other person I have ever known with an equally great interest in the man himself, so Lydia joins us for a fun conversation about the film, as well.  Seriously, we have his entire FBI Case File (thank you United States Freedom Of Information Act), as well as a painting of Jeff on top of our refrigerator because, well, read the old newspaper articles...it’ll make sense.  So, this should be a delicious conversation.  Be sure to head on

Whats up kiddos, and welcome to episode 231 of BindTortureKast.  For this episode, we are hitting up the newish film from Unearthed, “Brutal”.  Kind of going into this one blind, but dammit, I was ready for a new Unearthed Films...uh...film.  Hopefully it lives up to the name and the cover image because, frankly, those were the only selling points I had before blind-buying this one.  Enjoy the episode as much as we (hopefully) both enjoyed the film. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Descend To Deviance”-Phlebotomized “Plague Worship”-Black Tongue

Greetings everyone, and welcome to episode 230 of BTK.  For this one, we are taking up your time with our reviews of the new remake of "Suspiria".  Yep, it happened.  One of horror's holy cow's has been molested, and, depending on your tastes, slaughtered.  Well, however you feel about it, thanks for spending some time with us as we attempt to review this insanely long and ambitious film. And if you hated the film, just remember that your friends at BTK HQ at least attempted to use it to craft an enjoyable podcast for you.  At least there is that.  Right?  Oh christ.... Music on this episode (in order of appearance); "Suspirium"-Thom Yorke "(now, we see) The Swine"-Suspiria

Whats up, you crazy bastards?  Welcome to episode 229 of BTK.  The show where we review a lot of extreme, challenging, and left of center horror cinema.  Except for this week, where, in preparation for next week's episode, we are reviewing the classic horror film, "Suspiria".  Definitely a strange history with this one, and we hope that you guys and gals manage to enjoy our reviews.  Its a bit of a smaller episode, but rest assured, we will be back with a longer one next week!  Thanks for listening everyone! Music on this episode (in order of appearance); "Suspiria"-Goblin "Allegedly, Dancefloor Tragedy"-Suspiria

Hello everyone, and thanks for ruining your new year with the first episode of BTK for 2019.  We are doubling down on more challenging cinema this year and starting the whole thing off with our reviews of "Suffering Bible".  This is a little-talked about film that I quite liked, so hopefully Luke doesn't ruin the whole thing with his negativity.  Also, Luke turns a year older during this episode's recording, which is just kind of sad.  Another year older, another year doing this wretched show.  Fun. Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “A Realm Of Suffering”-Withered “Belief”-Neurosis

Greetings everyone, and welcome to the END.  Yep, we are getting all kinds of goth here, as it is the END of BTK.  Thats right, the end of BTK...for this year, anyway.  As you all may have guessed, it is time for our annual wrap-up episode where we discuss some of the misses and all of the hits of the year.  Its been a pretty great year for the genre we all hold so dear, so be sure to strap in and strap on for Luke and my picks for the best fucking horror of 2018!  Thanks for listening everyone, happy annual cycle of calendar renewal and you not dying, and we will see you next year!  Unless we take a huge break again, in which case, 2020 here we come! Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); "Mother Of Satan”-Anaal Nathrakh “Coagula”-Behemoth

Seasons Bleedings and Scary Krampus, all of you vomitous little elves of awfulness.  Thanks for spending a holiday evening by the fire(sofhell) with us while we review and discuss a little film that came out in 2017 called "Better Watch Out".  Just kidding.  We WERE going to review that, but "The House That Jack Built" came out on VOD and I figured there are plenty of podcasts doing holiday-themed horror right now.  And plenty of people spitting venom at Lars Von Trier, so we should have our say as only we can; with incoherent rambling!  Anyway, have a Slappy Holiday and be sure to prepare yourself for the TRUE horror of December: the annual BTK yearly wrap-up, coming at ya next, coming at ya HOT! Music On This Episode (in order of appearance); “Jack The Knife"-The Electric Hellfire Club "Fame"-David Bowie