Wringham & Godsil's Alphabites

In which we crack the Neanderthal genome, chat about Neutralinos as if we know what they are, Dan tells of his snowboarding adventures and how he came to be "in great agony", our listeners travel in time and Rob explains his religious epiphany.

In which we deliver an appropriately mediocre podcast for our tenth anniversary episode; wonder how Jesus would fare as a standup comedian; accuse God of being a terrible absentee father; Dan offends the whole of Ireland; and Rob works as a vegetarian butcher.

In which Rob won't let Dan finish his boring story about a trip to the Halfords car accessory store and instead interjects with discussion of Debbie McGee, Mayan Prophecies, Laughing Policemen, Wasp Nests, impressions of Austrian babies, Time Travel sex crimes and classic Meatloaf numbers.

In which Rob takes a week off and Dan is joined by our understudy, Mr. Derek Gray and his plethora of tepid anecdotes about his life. This podcast only weighs in at 15 minutes, but considering the mediocrity of Derek's life, this is probably a small mercy.

In which we wonder if a terminally ill fish could survive the journey to Dr. Kevorkian's euthanasia clinic; worry about a heron with "violence in his mind" get confused about the stork/baby myth; and electrocute a kindly grandmother until she's nothing but a blackened skull.

In which we introduce two new features: Kosher/Not Kosher and X Men Secondary Powers; discuss Rob's Nan and her inexplicable problem with Oliver Postgate; worry about the connection between Hitler and a local football team; and wonder what life would be like if Dan had USB fingers.

In which we announce our return to the podcastery; drink champagne; cower in the darkness at Halloween; laugh at the BNP's Nick Griffin; and allow a three-minute trailer to turn into a one-hour podcast.

In which we review the local newspaper; investigate the Dudley dating scene; meditate upon "Gorilla Bobby" worry about "Dr. Doodie" Dan gets zinged by a local lady; Rob comes up with some slogans for the Dudley tourist board; and together we try to "find Kiki".

In which we beat the credit crunch; wonder what lives in Darwin's beard; accidentally mention Golly Wogs; defeat criminal dwarfs; and learn that robot babysitters can fight tooth decay.

In which we expose Philip Schofield as a vampire, discuss Rob's unhealthy obsession with paedophiles; what Nazis have for dinner; and what exactly constitutes a true vegetable.

In which we discuss the benefits of placenta-eating; Dan's fear of beards; the true identity of Pacman; the size of Rob's penis and the real Jesus-loving motives of Richard Dawkins.