Spartans In Pajamas Presents: The Loz And Larlot Podcast

loz, Dolph and Bob chat about: The Pissed off Pensioner.  The heatwave.  That’s not Milk! Studio flat for 80k.  Scottish island up for sale at £1.5m, also comes with a castle, a flock of sheep and a whale skeleton.  Birmingham house ripped apart from gas explosion.  Scientists discover multi planet system 22/33 light years away. ( I don’t fucking know, article wouldn’t make its mind up! ) Internet Explorer gravestone goes viral.  GTA V fuel prices are looking rather reasonable now, in comparison.   MCC reportedly to be getting MTX, along with modding support.  More Diablo Immortal Bullshittery. ( yes, there is MORE).  Diablo banned in China, but not why you think.  Guy spends $26k NZD ( £13.5k ) and gets his first 5/5 5 star gem.  Activision gets investigated by Activision about the wide spread harassment claims  and have found nothing wrong at Activision.  Bungie knows who filed the false DMCAs in their name and is being sued for

This time: loz, Dolph, Star, and Sparky chat about: Star orders some pillows.  Internet Explorer has died. At 26.  Spider-Man ditches Sony, going full time ownership by Disney. Japanese inventor creates a spider lamp, night light.  Xbox Showcase.  PlayStation, State of Play.  Marvel’s Spider-Man series is coming to PC.  Borderlands Ballentines.  —————————————— Diablo Immortal.  Ratings on Metacritic.  Gameplay focus and monetisation.  ------------------------------------------------ Sparky catch up interlude! -------Suffering continues--------- Grind for gear.  How it all fits together.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This episode is a little different so:  loz, Larlot, Dolph, Bob, Jazzay and sparks chat about... Larlot Catch-ups.  Post-Ramble.  Kerbsy (Kerbsie).  Cousins Graduation party.  The Angry McDonalds customer.  Mona Lisa was attacked with cake.  Japanese Man spends £12,500 on a dog costume.  £1,800 p/m London flat.  That Welsh Village.  Winnie the Pooh horror film.  Chip ‘n’ Dale 2022. Loz’s thoughts.  Star Wars: The Mandalorian season 3.  Actor, Ray Liotta, has died.  Dolph finally gets his flippers on a Series X.  Xbox Series consoles outsells PS5 in Japan.  Disneys Dreamlight Valley.  CoD Warzone players are farming Kongs Balls for XP.  CoD MW2 2022 releases on October 28th.  Embracer Groups financial report.  Smite/Slipknot cross over.  Witcher 4 has completed its ‘Research Phase’.  Evercade EXP.  New Sonic game will be open world. Elite Dangerous Commander Transfers. 

loz, Dolph, Star, and Jazzay chat about:  Amazon are useless.  Worlds oldest woman.  Dunelm pillow case argument.  The Wooden ashes ball, has been found.  Couple convert an old Van and use it as a mobile home.  The New Doctor.  Avatar: The Way of Water.  She-Hulk, comes to Disney+ August 17th.  Fisherman’s insane battle with a croc.  Scientists grow plants in Luna Soil.  Redfall and Starfield delayed until 2023.  KSP2 delayed, again.  GoW may be getting the MCC treatment.  Dead space remake has a release date.  Fall guys goes free to play in June for Xbox.  EA will no longer be publishing the FIFA franchise.  Take Two, currently have no plans to discuss whether they’ll acquire FIFA.  Robocop skin is coming to Fortnite.  Stardew Valley has sold over 20M copies.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This episode loz, Dolph, Star, Sparky and Sparks chat about: Doughnuts in ASDA.  2 bed house goes on sale for £60k.  100 year old man is in the Guinness Book of Records.  “Sniff this Straw” Loz, Another year Wiser.  “Ooh, That’s Hot!” PENIS ARM! Doncaster couple who met playing Fortnite now earn Thousands.  Rumours swirl as Apple looks into acquiring Sony.  Sony block Subscription stacking for PlayStation Plus.  Sonys plans to run in game ads.  Square Enix’s sale of Tomb Raider.  Pokémon Go player reaches Lv30 w/o capturing Pokémon.  7 days to Die developers, TFP have announced they’re starting work on a new console build.  Xbox has an achievement that’ll take 10 years to unlock legit.  Elite dangerous and Console transfer news.  Splatoon 3 release date announced.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This time, loz, Dolph, Star and sparky chat about: Boy brings toaster to school.  Gilbert Gottfried passed away at 67.  Sonic 2 movie. ( spoiler free) impressions.  Netflix start to crackdown on account sharing by increasing costs on accounts who have profiles in different households.  PlayStation classics now unplayable on PS3 and PS Vita as games begin to ‘expire’.  GBA games coming to Switch Rumoured.  Max Payne 1&2 developers enter agreement with Rockstar to design a remake.  GTA V next gen ports, remove transphobic content.  Marvel Studios’ THOR: L and T trailer.  Sonic Origins trailer.  Halo MCC to get crossplay for campaign and FF modes.  Thanks for listening!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This episode loz, Dolph, Star, Jazzy, Bob, and Sparky chat about: Biscuit troubles.  “I left my Job at M&S” Mothers Day.  Yondu ain’t coming back.  Drummer from Foo Fighters and Dot from Eastenders have died.  3090 Ti has now been announced and will set you back around £2k. Ps+.  Rockstar face mass protest over GTA+ Subscription.  New Tomb Raider game.  Axie Infinity NFT game gets $620m stolen by hackers.  The Stanley Parable.  Bungie slam YouTube’s DMCA system and file civil orders to have the names of those who exploited it.  TLoZ:BotW sequel launch timing.  Fortnite keeps it’s no build mode.  New battlefield game already rumoured to be in development.  Thanks for Listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This milestone episode, loz Dolph, Star, Bob, Larlot and Sparks chat about: 100th Podcast.  More OnlyFans Quick money-making schemes.  Obi-Wan Kenobi trailer for Disney+ Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.  Halo TV series will NOT follow the canon story  of the games.  Elite Dangerous have cancelled Odyssey development for Consoles, after almost a year of silence to the console community.  Former Cyberpunk 2077 and Witcher 3 devs, form Rebel Wolves Studios.  4v1 Ghostbusters game announced.  Larlots Foray in to the punishing world that is Elden Ring. Star Trek: Resurgence.  Sniper Elite 5.  Leaked RTX 3090Ti price.  Sonic Themed Xbox. Mega-uber-super-duper-tangent.  Thanks for listening to 100 episodes! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This week, loz , Dolph, Bob, and Sparkster chat about: Uni Dropout pretends to be a giant.  Loz is deficient.  Wooden Ball & Tech support.  Australian 5p.  John Di Maggio is back as Bender.  Vtuber Ironmouse finishes their 31 day stream.  PS2 turns 20.  Pokémon scarlet and violet announced.  Call of duty games rumoured to no longer be annual releases.  Bethesda retire their own launcher and migrate all their games to Steam.  Ukraine ask for Microsoft and Sony to stop supporting Russian markets and to ban all Russian players from their platforms.  EA rumoured to remove all Russian teams from their sports games.  Halo infinite co-op campaign has been delayed.  GTA V next gen upgrade announced. £17.50 on Xbox.  Wulf Den finally see some burn in on his test OLED Switch.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

this week: loz Dolph, Sparky and Sparkster chat about: The Ruined painting.  Chicken BigMac.  Chip n Dale movie.  Buzz Lightyear movie.  Halo TV series.  John Di Maggio isn’t reprising his role as Bender in Futurama.  TV guide Synopsis for Dora the Explorer.  EA blame Halo Infinite for the shittiness that is Battlefield 2042.  BF2042 playerbase on steam is down 96%.  People petitioning for EA to give refunds for BF2042 ( was at 230k signatures at last check.) Nintendo eShop for 3DS and WiiU to end in 2023.  Nintendo Direct.  Cyberpunk2077 update changes for next Gen.  The wolf among us 2.  Scale bound may be coming back, as PlatinumGames begin appeal to Phil Spencer.  Microsoft deal is likely to go through, despite many people seeing it as a monopoly, even though it’d only make Microsoft the 3rd biggest.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

loz, Dolph, Bob and Sparkster chat about: BBC3 is back.  Bobs first bar shift in years.  Bobs Tales. ( OhWooOoh).  Rumor debunked that school provided cat litter for kids who identified as a cat.  Morrisons confirm sick-pay cut for unvaccinated staff.  Robot uprising. Roomba makes a break for freedom! Idris Elba rumoured to be the next 007.  Meatloaf dies.  Mum pays off debt by selling her own breast milk.  Snoop Hot Dogg.  Microsoft buy ActiBlizz for $69B and Bobby Koticks future currently remains unconfirmed. Sony buys Bungie.  CoD could move away from its usual annual releases.  Servers for Halo 3 on Xbox 360 have now closed.  Battlefield 2042 performed so bad, it’s being considered a game mode to be F2P.  Steam are being flexible with their refund policy over battlefield 2042, allowing users who have played more than 2 hours to refund.  Cheat providers no longer supporting battlefield 2042.  Battlefront 2 is curre

This episode: loz, Dolph, Star, Jazzy, Sparkster, and Sparky chat aboout: Morrisons scrap use by date on milk.  Sausage ID.  Mc Donald’s Plant Burgers.  Loz Vs Oven.  Kids break art at a glass museum.  Celebrity Deaths of 2021.  ‘Stone fetus’ found in woman.  90 day fiancé star retires from selling farts-in-a-jar.  Woman marries the colour Pink.  Don’t try it on with bar staff.  Fresh Prince gets a second chance. A reboot is on its way  Nintendos year leaked.  IGN report that a new mario kart game is in development.  Bully 2 development has been cancelled.  PUBG FTP.  Astroneer is coming to the switch.  Thanks for listening!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This episode, loz Dolph, Bob and lurker Sparks chat about: Two girls, one shopping trolley.  Glow-in-the-dark face mask.  Loz upgrades to 5G+ Dozens of camels disqualified from Saudi Arabia beauty contests.  Gorilla Glue lady. DBZ voice actor and Narrator, Joji Yanami, dies at 90. Cowboy bebop cancelled after one season.  Rats have been trained to play Doom II.  Sonic 2 trailer.  S.I.Ps are getting vehicles stuck in Halo.  First reveal of Stargate: Timekeeper’s.  Ubisoft is planning a remake of the original Splinter Cell.  Activision Blizzard face new wave of Revolts, strikes and Walkouts.  Sony unveils their coloured side plates for the PS5.  Thanks for listening! see you in 2022! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This episode: loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, and lurker Sparks chat about: Man and his artillery shell.  Fish sperm to be used as an eco friendly plastic alternative.  3 day lock in for pub goers as they get snowed in.  Dermot O’Leary.  North Korean sentenced to death for having a copy of Squid Game.  Earth worm Jim to return in a new animated series.  Sonic 2 movie announced/teased.  Charlie Cox to return as Daredevil in MCU.  Marvel and Sony agree to make 3 more Spider-Man movies. ( Tom Holland is still Parker) Spider-Man: Across the spiderverse part one is out October 2022.  —————————————— ActivisionBlizzard News —————————————— Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo are reevaluating their partnership with ActiBlizz.  ActiBlizz employees stage walkouts.  ActiBlizz stocks are down 35% since July.  —————————————— GTA definitive Trilogy dumb fuckery.  Modders fight back against T2.  T2 claim Trademark breach against indie game It Takes Two, citi

loz, Dolph, Star and Bob chat about: Twitter subscription service in the US will finally let people edit tweets...If they pay for the subscription. Shopper hits out at Aldi over product with 'vile' word children 'shouldn't see' Don't fall for cut priced Cosmetic Surgery. Time traveller from 2027 shares "proof" he's not making it up. Judge bans elf on the shelf in Georgia. The "Happy Husband murderer" allegedly drove previous husband to suicide.  Austria enacts new lockdown rules for the unvaccinated over 12.  Winter the Dolphin dies. Poster about Mass Effect released. "Mass Effect will continue"   GamesMaster reboot has Trevor MacDonald as the GamesMaster Xbox turns 20. 76 games added to backwards compatibility, including TimeSplitters.  Halo Infinite launches the mulitplayer for free a month before the paid campaign, loz's thoughts. Goldeneye on switch may happen next year. Activision Blizzard CEO faces pressure from employees to step down. Reports of GTA San Andreas having

This episode. loz, Dolph, Star, Bob and luker Sparkster chat about: Female African elephants are rapidly evolving to be tuskless.  Wife stabs husband.  Friends actor, James Michael Tyler dies aged 59.  Holland and Barrett stun shoppers.  Toys ‘R’ us coming back to the UK.  Facebook to change its name to ‘Meta’ Luigi s Mansion Lego sets are coming.  Lightyear teaser trailer.  Loz plays Elite Dangerous Odyssey.  ActivisionBlizzard cave and end arbitration for harassment claims and Bobby Kotick takes a huge, yet temporary pay cut.  Jessie McRee to now be known as Cole Cassidy in overwatch.  Pikmin Bloom launch.  God of War is coming to PC in 2022. Sony fans are not happy.  Uncharted remasters coming to the PS5 and PC in 2022.  Upcoming GTA trilogy.  Rockstar working on San Andreas VR. Thanks for listening.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

Pre-ramble.  Bobs Horror story.  Larlots scientific experiments.  Customer outrage over £37k restaurant bill.  Loz goes to see Spunge.  Back for Blood was beat in 2 hours.  EA may lose the FIFA license after FIFA charge $1B for license renewal for next 4 years.  Animal Crossing:NH direct.  After daring Sony to sue, Dbrand pull their PS5 console plates “for now” --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

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This episode, loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, and Sparkster chat about: Russell T Davies returns as Doctor Who.  Man blocks pavement with fence to stop chippy customers peering into his home.  School lines still painted outside a converted home, despite being closed in 2003.  Swinger wife says she shares her husband with her mother and her sister.  GameMasters hosts are announced ahead of TV shows revival.  Andrew Garfield Spider-Man is real.  —————————————— Nintendo Direct.  —————————————— Splatoon 3.  Kirby and the forgotten land.  Metroid Dread.  —————————————— Sora is the final smash bros character to be added.  Seagate rumours of 512GB SSDs have been leaked.  Xbox Series S/X woes continue. Supply problems will last into 2022.  Back 4 Blood will be available day one on gamepass, October 12th.  Battlefield 2042 open beta.  Loz owns FIFA 19, 20, 21 and 22.  Fortnite blacklisted from iOS for 5 years, until court appeals can

This episode, loz Dolph, Star and Lurker Sparks chat about: Uber-Eats and the shit delivery.  John Challis has passed away.  Marvel Studios’ Hawkeye trailer.  The Matrix 4 Resurrections.  Both Epic and Apple lose after a court rules on their legal battle.  Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands.  Battlefield 2042 is being delayed.  GTAV is 8 years old.  GTAV fans have had enough of Rockstars and T2 bullshit.  New tests show that the increased heat dissipation of the PS5 from the vents is actually good news.  Gameplay of God of War: Ragnarok showcased.  Knights of the Old Republic gets a remake. Good news? New Wipeout game is coming. To mobile.  ActivisionBlizzard CEO has been subpoenaed, along with current and previous execs.  Thanks for listening!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message