Spartans In Pajamas Presents: The Loz And Larlot Podcast

This week, loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, and lurker Sparkster chat about: Pre-ramble.  School meeting prank.  Geronimo the Alpaca has been killed.  Milk crate challenge.  England’s most remote house has been put up for sale.  The faulty seat in a Dublin Garage.  Nirvana being sued by the Baby on the Nevermind album cover.  Women dubbed the worst mum after making her daughter pay rent.  Strongbow telephone exchange box hi Karate.  A tandem theft?  Italian man flies a stunt plane through a tunnel in Istanbul. ( Playing too much GTA V?) Choose your reality.  (Matrix 4) No way Home trailer makes record views.  Soulja Boy roasted by internet as he claims he owns Atari and is selling another Bootleg console.  Among Us devs speak out against Epic after Fortnite introduces a new Imposter mode.  The New PS5. Where did they trim the fat? Sonic Colour Ultimate.  ActivisionBlizzard Jesse Mcree from Overwatch is getting renamed.  T

This episode. loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, and late arrival Saprky chat about:   Pre-ramble.  Sliced cheese.  The Gammon Steak.  The Pigeon Geronimo, the Alpaca.  The Weird Smell.  Sean Locke, dies at 58.  Tesco Receipt from 1989 shows how much shopping has changed.  OnlyFans to ban ALL sexual content by October this year.  Spider-Man: No Way Home.  —————————————— Pokemon Arceus.  Battlefield 2042 PS5 test cancelled due to ‘critical issues’ PS5 has a design alteration.  Slime rancher, plortable edition plops onto the switch.  Skyrim 10th anniversary.  —————————————— Gamescom Xbox.  —————————————— Dying Light 2.  Age of Empires 4.  Flight Sim.  Stray Blade.  Crusader Kings 3.  SoD2 new map.  Psychonaughts.  The Gunk.  —————————————— California updates their lawsuit against ActiBlizz. Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

loz, Dolph, Jazzy, Sparky, and lurker sparkster chat about: Pre-ramble.  Neighbour tells farmer to stop fertilising.  Idris Elda to voice Knuckles in the 2nd Sonic movie.  Marvel What if.  Anti-vaxxers claim to be vegan to avoid the jab.  The band, Neck Deep, have asked attendees to show a negative test before they’re allowed to enter.  Samsung Cloud service is to be ended soon.  Twitter gets rid of fleets.  Olympic cameraman focuses the action on a cockroach during a hockey game.  —————————————— ActivisionBlizzard News.  —————————————— Sponsors pull out of Overwatch league and CoD Warzons league.  CEO of ActiBlizz tries to hire a well known Union Busting firm to ‘help’ the employees of Blizzard. Backlash ensues.  —————————————— Ramble 2.0 Electric Boogaloo.  PS5 expansion slot, now in beta. Expected to have heat sinks.  Twitch introduces local sub pricing. For local streamers, or worldwide? Big leak hits Xbox and an unannounce

This episode, loz, Dolph, Star, and Bob chat about: Pre ramble.  Brits and hot weather.  Man suffers from stroke after bashing the bishop.  Dolph’s feathery friend.  Minecraft movie looms in the horizon.  Marvels Avengers on Playstation still doesn’t have Spider-Man in the game. Almost a year after launch.  The unluckiest Pokemon Trainer.  Battlefield 2042.  Tom Clancy’s XDefiant.  Steam deck and scalpers and high demand.  Lawn mowing simulator.  New Dead Space game is a remake of the original, and not a remaster.  ActivisionBlizzard is under a lawsuit regarding ‘frat boy’ culture amongst their staff.  Thanks as always sorry to end on a downer. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This episode loz, Dolph, Star and Bob chat about: Pre-ramble.  Sweep stakes.  Loz gets his Firmware update for his 5G jab. ( COVID jab ) Honeymoon in the largest Nudist City.  Fisherman catch 280lb chunk of Whale Vomit worth $1.5m The Great chip shortage.  Nonce Finance.  The Karen Movie.  Faze clan Crypto Scandal.  EA limit the purchase of FIFA 22 on steam to one purchase per machine.  FIFA 22 on switch is a copy paste affair.  Nintendo Switch OLED info.  Sony faces mass protest from indie developers, some even stating that it’s far easier to get their game featured on Nintendo and Xbox.  Thanks as always for listening!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This week, loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, and Jazzay chat about: Karen’s.  Bobs week so far. Funky Pigeon.  Spooky Cottage frozen in time.  16 year olds.  The Gorilla Glue lady returns.  Jazzays photography grad party.  —————————————— E3 —————————————— Nintendo Direct upcoming releases.  TLoZ:BotW2 has an official name, but Nintendo aren’t saying what it is.  Pokemon Unite trailer.  Pokemon sword/shield leakers fines 150k.  Battlefield 2042.  Sea of Thieves: A Pirates Life.  Slime Rancher 2.  —————————————— Rockstar announce support for 360/ps3 versions of GTA V online will be discontinued. Marvels Avengers most recent update leaked your username and IP address.  EA got hacked.  Starfield to be an Xbox/PC exclusive.  Are Xbox finally going to start fighting dirty with exclusives? Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This Episode, Dolph, loz, Star, and Bob chat about:  Magnetic Eyelashes.  The last local in a village.  The UFO reports.  Driver branded an idiot over pothole graffiti.  Say farewell, again, to Internet Explorer.  McDonalds depots, blockaded by protesters.  Familect.  The internet took a dump.  Netflix’s live action cowboy Bebop, debuts this autumn.  Sonic News.  —————————————— Colours ultimate Colours animations.  Sonic Netflix.  New sonic game teased for 2022.  —————————————— Mass effect trilogy.  Far Cry 6 news.  Dying Light 2 has resurfaced. Is it the same as it was 2 years ago? The reveal of Battlefield 2042.  Net Yaroze turns 25.  Sony faces massive backlash after not allowing Borderlands 3 crossplay.  Xbox series S/X news, regarding DRM.  Xbox could be ready to fight dirty with Sony, in regards to platform exclusive titles.  Halo PC port is finally getting visual fixes.  Ti

This episode. loz, Dolph Star, Bob and Lurker Sparks chat about: Most expensive Pizza.  Pregnant Lady, expecting septuplets, gives birth to Nonuplets, instead.  Loz Vs his 5G upgrade. ( Covid vaccine).  The great 99p flake shortage.  Kynseed. A Stardew/Fable hybrid? Saints Row: The Third. Remastered is getting an upgrade.  Sony faces an interesting Lawsuit.  Nintendo Switch Pro.  Battlefield 6 is coming to Old gen.  Thanks for listening!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This episode, loz, Dolph, Star and Bob chat about: Loz’s Birthday Highlights.  Photo ID. Colin the Caterpillar Redesign by M&S. Asda goes green(er) by removing plastic trays from its chicken line of foods.  Woman seals eye-lids shut with nail glue, mistook it for eye drops.  Crocs sales soar in the first quarter. Are they making a comeback? Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 set to release 5th May 2023.  Michael Collins, one of the Astronauts behind Apollo 11, dies at 90.  The Kekw man ( Juan Borja) passes away.  Shaun Escayg, the director behind marvels Avengers leaves the studio to return back to Naughty Dog.  The Metal Gear Solid IP is apparently up for grabs. Xbox and Microsoft are in talks with Konami.  Online F2P games on Xbox are now playable without a Gold Subscription. Nintendo announce a Pokemon Snap printer.  Super Mario Party lets you play online on the board, instead of just party games.  Rumours suggest that Ocarina of Time and Majoras’ Mask will be coming to the Switch.  Toys fo

This Episode, loz, Dolph, Star and Jazzie chat about:  M&S are suing Aldi over Colin the caterpillar cake.  Death of Prince Philip.  Loz’s first week back at work.  MCU fans want to cancel Tony Stark.  Locals terrified by mysterious headless beast. Elon Musks firm has the technology to create a modern day Jurassic park.  Betfred punter wins court case for £1.7m.  April 24th.  Twitch update their off platform conduct policy.  New BioShock game may be open world.  Green Hell, a survival game, is to launch on consoles this June.  A sealed Super Mario Bros for the NES, continues to shatter records. So far, one at Heritage Auctions, is going for $660,000.  Epic Games store reportedly losing $330m to exclusives and free games. Xbox mini fridge will enter production after Xbox beat Skittles in a competition.  PS4 reportedly won’t play physical or digital games, once it’s CMOS battery dies.  Sony U-turn on their decision to sh

This episode, loz, Dolph, Star, Bob and Lurker Sparks chat about: Podcast topics start properly at 13:30 after some venting! Bobs new PC.  Suez Canal.  Mr Angry Pheasant.  Researchers stuck 2 inch piece of tape to trick a Tesla into going 85mph instead of 35mph.  Black widow releases in cinemas and Disney+ premieres July 9th.  SquareEnix digital showcase.  Xbox live is changing its name. After 20 years.  Sony is officially killing the PS3/PSP and PS Vita stores.  Thanks as always fpr listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This epiosde: loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, and featuring Sparky and Sparkster (the mainly silent one) chat about: F1 commentator Murray Walker, dies at age 97.  Quirky railway station house on sale.  Burger King under fire from a offensive tweet.  Keeping Up Appearances stars. Where are they now? Powerpuff Girls Live action show is coming soon.  Cocaine bear.  Soulja Boy is at it again. More knock off gaming consoles.  Nintendo Switch pro leaked. 7 inch OLED screen and 4k support.  Epic is buying Fall Guys creator, Mediatonic.  SquareEnix digital premiere.  EA FUT scandal. What we know so far.  Marvels Avengers, adds needless grind to an already grindy game. Will the Hawkeye update save it? Thanks for listening! catch you all next time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This episode, Dolph, loz, Star and Bob after a ramble chat about: Daft Punk Split. Uber Drivers are Employees, and not self employed contractors, according to UK Supreme Court. The 5137 second long, unskippable Youtube Ad. Tom Holland announce next Spider-Man film title. Rugrats announced by Paramount Pictures. Twitter announces Super Follows. Charge people to see your Tweets. Ariana Greenblatt to play Tiny Tina in the Borderlands feature. Illinois rep want to ban violent video games. —————————————— A look back. —————————————— Zelda series is 35 years old. The OG Xbox is 20 years old. Stardew Valley is 5 years old. Pokemon brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl announced. —————————————— Pokemon legends Arceus. Creating the first Pokédex. PS4 owners may not be able to fit CoD:Black Ops Cold-war and War-zone on one system. StarWars:Republic Commando confirmed for the Switch. Fall Guys coming to Switch and Xbox this summer. Nintendo Direct. EA abandons Anthem Next. Stadia is facing lawsuits over the advertising of

This week loz, Dolph, Star and Bob chat about: Weetabix and Beans.  KFC popcorn Chicken Pizza.  Lasagne Stacking.  ‘Under-loved’ fish, to be renamed to make them sound more appealing.  Italian Volcano, Mount Etna erupts.  Woman uses Gorilla Glue to style her hair.  Create your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend using AI tech.  Another time capsule home found.  Heroes at Work sign.  Sonic Movie 2 announces for April 2022.  Jack Black joins borderlands movie cast as CL4P-TP. E4 are relaunching GamesMaster.  Pedro Pascal to star as Joel in TLOU on HBO.  Tom Holland denies the return of Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man 3.  Star Wars:Republic Commando could be coming to the Switch.  Crash 4 is coming to the Switch.  Xbox series S/X were the U.Ks best selling console. PS5 dual sense controllers are drifting. Sony faces class action lawsuit.  Dbrand dares Sony to sue them after they sell custom black plates.&n

This episode, loz, Dolph, Star, and Bob chat about: Spinach plants can send emails.  Schoolboy dubbed “bonafide Genius” after tricking teacher on Zoom.  The Biden chair Memes and Bernie’s mittens.  Jeff Bezos steps down as Amazon CEO.  Dustin Diamond dies at 44.  How Reddit used GameStop stocks  and humiliated Wall Street.  Forget about Bayonetta 3 for now.  Xbox backtrack on their price increase for Gold.  Halo Infinite News.  Microsoft have already made back the price of Bethesda acquisition two times over.  Animal Crossing: NH has sold over 31m copies since launch.  Thank you as always!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

This Episode: loz, Dolph, Star, Bob, and Larlot. Welsh village is selling all its homes in a bundle.  Wtaf was that, Steve. A Larlot original story and others.  Denmark launch new children’s tv show. With a twist.  Netflix documentary death to 2020.  Elon Musk is now richer than Jeff Bezos.  Trump permanently banned from Twitter, and the fake Trump accounts popping up.  Twitch remove the Pogchamp emote.  Internet goes nuts over Gengar mouth pillow.  New Pokemon Snap coming to the Switch in April.  New Nintendo Switch Console edition announced Microsoft tried to buy Nintendo.  Custom PS5 models Cancelled Machine games announce a new Indiana Jones game. May also be Xbox/windows exclusive. EA will no longer have exclusive rights to the Star Wars franchise in 2023, opening it up to other developers.  Rumours of GTA 6 having a playable female story character.  Marvels Avengers player-base dwindles down to just over 400 concurrent players in

Welcome to the new year!  loz, Dolph, Star, and Bob chat about: The grinch decoration.  Perfume adverts. A discussion.  Katie Price raffling off used hair extensions.  “More spice doesn’t equal more flavour!” Monolith found in Australia.  The monolith saga continues. A new one has been found in Gujarat.  “Are you open Christmas Day?” Disney+ News.  Adobe no longer getting updates. The end of Flash. As well as FarmVille on December 31st 2020.  The KFC console. Will people warm up to it? Or will it be left out in the cold? ( Fuck You. That pun was clever!) Xbox apparently is copying Sony’s adaptive triggers on the PS5 New PS5 controllers adaptive triggers are reportedly breaking.  The expansion ports for memory on the PS5 are not active yet.  Sony discontinuing the PS4 Weird game listings leak on Nintendo’s site.  Loz went back to Destiny 2. And the Campaign has been removed.  Be careful what you screenshot and record of Cyberpunk 2077.

This episode: loz, Dolph, Star and Bob chat about.... Packaging.  Amazon Courier sacked after calling a customer dickhead in delivery note.  Floyd Mayweather to fight Logan Paul in February.  Dame Barbara Windsor dies at 83.  Woman hasn’t driven in over a week after finding something in the door handle of her car.  Dune, Matrix 4 and Mortal Kombat, coming to HBO, along with some others.  A picture of a woman’s foot, became an Anti-vax propaganda.  Wife Forces Husband to sell PS5.  Don’t buy PS5s from scalpers.  Cex and their price gouging.  TLOU2 wins GOTY at the game awards.  Perfect Dark announced at the Game Awards, as well as others.  Star Wars:Rogue Squadron.  Cyberpunk 2077. Loz’s thoughts.  CDPR apologise at the state of the game on current gen.  Among Us arrives on the Nintendo switch.  Fortnite add the Kratos and MC skins.  Elite dangerous finally fix the pulse wave scanner. It now fires forwards an

This week, Dolph, loz, Star and Bob chat about: CRAZY CORRESPONDENTS.  Vicar of Dibley to return for a few episodes over Christmas period.  Dave Prowse, Darth Vader actor, dies aged 85.  Man instantly rejected from job interview after failing a trick test.  China launches historic space mission to the moon to search for moon rocks.  The monolith that was found in Utah desert has disappeared with no trace, however a similar one has appeared in Romania.  Uri Geller gives Pokemon permission to print Kadabra Cards again.  Super Nintendo world to open Early February, in Japan.  —————————————— Console Scalping News.  —————————————— Scalpers have no regrets for mass buying consoles.  One retailer cancels orders of over 1,000 consoles from scalpers.  Reports of some PS5/Xbox series S/X resellers getting robbed.  —————————————— PS5 controllers are reported to be getting stick drift, weeks after launch.  PS5 twitter feature is censoring tweets.

This episode loz, Doph, star and Bob chat about:  Queues of Primark.  “Why is your hot drink, cold already?” China grew a plant on the moon, if only very briefly.  No YouTube rewind this year.  Friends 2021.  Water Uno.  Halo TV series recasts Cortana with original voice actor.  Covid vaccine.  Loz and his new Series X.  Someone took K dogs money, Finally.  Amazon Luna.  PlayStation shut down small company making custom side plates for the PS5.  PS5 having day one launch problems. Consoles bricking and people having to factory reset to get them working again.  PS5s new interface has a major flaw.  CoD Cold War is giving PlayStation users exclusive bonuses for playing on the platform.  Xbox Series X is faster than PS5.  EA hit with 3rd class action lawsuit over use of Dynamic Difficulty exploiting.  EA unveils a new ‘solution’ to make their surprise mechanics more ideal.  Thanks for listening!  ---