Spartans In Pajamas Presents: The Loz And Larlot Podcast

This Episode Dolph, Star Bob and loz chat about: “What was he saying?” Asda launches its “Sustainability store.” Tesco shopper spots Phallic dent in his ice cream. Petition to stop the clocks going back because no one wants an extra hour of 2020. Jaffa Cakes. And why most people have been eating them wrong.  “Why aren’t you at the site, John?” Builder finds a note from 1941 hidden in the roof of St James’ Church in Antwerp, Belgium.  Lockdown 2.0. Electric boogaloo.  Sir Sean Connery, James Bond actor, dies at 90.  NASA uncovers hidden water on the moon.  Microsoft embraces the memes and makes a real Xbox series X fridge.  NMS to give free update to Next gen consoles.  Dutch Court destroys EA’s lootbox arguments and issues €10m in fines.  Cyberpunk 2077. Why it was delayed.  CoD: Blackops Cold War, zombies onslaught mode to be a 1 year exclusive on PlayStation.  loz has a bloody good Ramble about Sony/Microsoft. Thanks for listening and have a

This episode Dolph, loz, Star and Bob chat about: “Can I book a taxi?” Van on Bricks.  Local Middle school demolished.  Blame a ‘random person’ day.  Abandoned house opened up to reveal furniture from 40 years ago.  Tree Wise Men.  Uk set to get its own ‘Disneyland.’ Nintendo theme park with real life Mario Kart ride, set to open early next year.  Tomato Ketchup.  Ben and Jerry’s now have Cookie Dough Bites.  Scientists at Large Hadron Collider hope to make contact with parallel universe.  ( “LOOK! Gordon, a rope we can use!”) Resident Evil movie series is getting a reboot to cover the events of RE1 and RE2.  Bob is a Grandma. To Snails.  Robotic dolphins could replace those in Captivity.  Paws to Play.  Amazon’s Crucible game has been axed.  Marvel Avengers player base drops below 1000 players on steam, making match making difficult.  Since EA likes to copy and paste their FIFA games, it’s only right IGN did the same

This Episode, Dolph, loz, Larlot, Star and Bob chat about: “Splat-Jacks” 110.60. I didn’t bring a mask.  Ring has a latest addition to home security in the form of a mini drone.  Blackburn Brothers buy Asda from Walmart for £6.8B. Rumours of Poundland selling Ouija Boards for Halloween.  Parrots were removed from a UK safari because of their colourful language.  Van Halen has died.  Driver given a ticket after leaving a rude note to parking warden.  Police in Vietnam seize 320,000 used condoms.  Hoarding Round Two.  UK University hosting Hall parties despite COVID restrictions.  Trump tests positive for COVID.  Denver Broncos have put the whole town of South Park, in their stands.  More restriction come into effect from October 9th in Scotland. Pubs and restaurants to stop serving alcohol after 6pm.  Greene King to close some of their pubs and Loch Fyne chains because of curfews.  From October to May, Earth will have a new ‘moon

This episode: loz, Dolph, Star, Sparky, K dog, and Bob chat about: The Nail Salon.  “Delivery Slots.” Pensioner wiped out village broadband for 18 months after turning on his TV.  How to park a car.  Hulu announce a new series of Animaniacs, with Pinky and the Brain.  “I can’t get my head around these one way systems.” Track and Trace.  Pubs and restaurants now have new restrictions from the 24th September.  Real life “Dukes of Hazard” London New Years firework festival has been cancelled this year.  Ninja is back on Twitch.  Tony Hawks 1&2 is the fastest TH game to reach 1 million copies sold.  Developers of Control accidentally give some users the upgraded version of the game, remove the upgrade, despite originally saying it couldn’t be done.  PS5 price and preorders.  PS5 digital edition in very short supply.  PS5 is a very thiccc Boi.  Next gen Console size comparisons.  Spider-Man miles morales, horizon 2, and sac

This week, loz, Dolph, Star and K Dog chat about the following:  Card Payment.  David Blaine Balloon Stunt.  Local speculation that Neil Buchanan is London’s graffiti artist, Banksy Nebraskan man asks City Council to rename boneless chicken wings.  El Dorado fire scorches 7,000 acres.  Restrictions returning as UK see a large increases in COVID cases.  Guy gets Doom, to run on a pregnancy test.  Tony hawks pro skater one and two OST is free on Spotify.  Xbox announce the prices and date reveal of the upcoming Xbox series S and series X Frontier Developments are porting Rollercoaster Tycoon 3, complete edition to the Switch on September 24th.  Witcher 3 is getting the Next Gen treatment.  Medal of Honour makes a return, in VR.  Mario’s 35th anniversary direct, contains the original games, 3D all stars, mario 64, sunshine and galaxy. Though, there’s a catch... PUBG mobile banned in India along with 117 other apps.  CSGO coaches caught ch

This time, loz, Dolph, Star, and Bob chat about: Family spend £3000 a month on takeaways.  Loz’s trick shot toaster does it again.  Gun enthusiasts celebrate man who shot himself in the balls, as their king.  France removed from UKs travel corridor. Japan has just destroyed Funimation and Crunchyroll.  Suicide Squad kill the Justice league revealed.  Gotham Knights revealed.  Epic goes to war with Apple and Google after Fortnite is pulled from mobile devices.  Ghost of Tsushima gets a Co-op mode. And it’s FREE. New Oculus Rift users will need to link a Facebook account after October 2020, to continue to use all its features.  Recent Minecraft update causes some Nintendo Switch’s to crash.  EA faces Class action lawsuit from over 100 people due to FUT loot boxes.  Shareholders deny EA Execs multi-million dollar raises in a rather rare rebuke.  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sippodcast/message

Hosts: loz and Dolph. Guests: K dog, Sparky, Star, and bob. Topics this time: 1 star Google review.  “These potatoes aren’t Auntie Bessies.” Mask guy Hypocrite.  Bob Buys Paint.  #lightitinred.  Beirut, Lebanon explosion.  Argos to stop printing their catalogue, almost 50 years after they launched.  Aberdeen pubs and restaurant close as a spike in cases are tracked to a local pub(s).  Preston go into a local lockdown after a spike in cases.  The US lift their level 4 travel advisory restrictions, allowing Americans to travel internationally.  New Zealand have gone 100+ days without community transmission of COVID.  An American woman goes to a nail salon, despite being told she had been tested positive for COVID, 2 days before.  Eat out to help out. What Brits keep getting wrong.  Halo infinite delayed until 2021.  Rumours and speculation for another NMS update.  Xbox series x controllers are now out for sale.  PS4 cont

This week loz, Dolph, Star, K dog, Bobs, and Sparky. Sunday Shit-Head.  Can you keep the noise down, please? Cadbury to shrink the size of Wispa Gold, Double Deckers and Boost Bars.  ( said they’re not small enough already. ) Decades old nuclear missiles have been repurposed as orbital rockets.  Big cat sighted in West Sussex, however... 2020 monthly random difficulty roll. A cat catches COVID.  Just queuing up in a shop when this happened.  Halo infinite drops campaign snippet.  State of Decay 3 announced.  Grounded.  SC almost at $400m in funding.  Dr Disrespect. Still no new news. Still speculations, though.  Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

This episode: loz, Dolph, K Dog and Bob talks about:   Heinz ice cream is apparently a thing.  Barrier Problems.  2ps and Memories Operator of 1200 pizza huts and 400 Wendy’s files for bankruptcy.  UK bans Huawei from 5G networks.  Words are Hard.  Noah Lyles briefly breaks Usain Bolts’ 200 meter record.  Julia Sawalha won’t be voicing Ginger in the Chicken Run sequel, nor will Mel Gibson reprise his role as Rocky.  Ludacris hints that the next fast and furious will be in space.  Flying Ant day.  US TV host Grant Imahara dies at 49.  Banksy’s recent Covid19 artwork on the tube has been removed, but has been told “he can have another chance to do it in a suitable area”.  Brazilian President tests positive for Covid19.  Students in Alabama, host COVID parties to see who can catch the virus first.  Fallout series coming to Amazon.  Dr Disrespect still silent regarding ban from Twitch.  Half life Alyx documentary confi

loz, Larlot, Star Dolph and K Dog chat about these topics this episode: Larlot’s Life:Bastard Candles.  Larlot’s Life:Workings of the Brain.  Best name for a business. ( bring your best puns) A pub/club in Manchester that opens at 12:01am on a Saturday, is charging £20 to get in. They close at 2:30am.  Preparing to reopen the pub.  Chocolate Sauce LOTR star, Sir Ian Holm passes away at 88.  Dame Vera Lynn, dies at 103.  Larlot’s Life:McDonalds.  Leicester enters into lockdown for another 2 weeks due to a spike in Covid-19 cases.  iPhone 12 rumours, the phone won’t have headphones, charger cable or plug as standard in the box. Will the price reflect it? ( probably not) A lawsuit at Apple, could be the end of Loot Boxes in mobile games. Worms Rumble.  Crash Bandicoot 4 confirmed by developers to not have MTX ( despite being published by Activision) Need for Speed:Hot Pursuit is getting a remaster.  Pokemon Smile.  New Pokemon Snap is coming.  Cyberpunk 2077 delayed until November.  Ska

On this episode of the podcast: loz, Larlot, Dolph, Star, Sparky, And special returning guest Teaisfor mugs_chat about:  Teatime with Tea.  “What is Lone Grain Rice? Dinosaurs, a 90s kid program is set to come to Disney+ this Autumn.  Sony have been fined $3.5m Australian Dollars for unlawfully refusing refunds under the Australian consumer laws for refusing refunds on games not advertised as they’re sold.  PlayStation 5 announcement, costs and a digital edition.  GTAV to ‘Relaunch’ on next gen consoles as an ‘enhanced and expanded’ version of current Gen. Hitman 3 announced for 2021.  New Resident Evil Game.  Spider-Man: Miles Morales.  New Horizon game.  Xbox series S, an affordable-yet-not-as-powerful X.  Star Wars:Squadrons. A pew pew shooter.  Persona 4 Golden, is now on steam.  Everspace 2 announcement to appear in 2021.  Cyberpunk 2077 set for release on September 17th.  Could also be landing on Stadia ( if stadia last

In this weels podcast, loz Larlot, Star, Dolph, Jazzay and K Dog chat about: Sleep aerobics.  Clay Pigeons.  Walk-Thru Drive-Thru Jazzay and her Polaroid’s.  Game pad layouts. Why are they different from each other? Ubisoft being Ubisoft.  Larlot and Costco. The Tower Fan.  Engineer Saga.  Larlot has no Internets.  G2A plays the victim card, despite evidence show that they are selling stolen game keys.  Serious Sam 4 to be a Stadia Exclusive, before going to steam, and then ( next year ) to consoles.  Doom Eternal get rid of the Denuvo Anti-Cheat software after unprecedented backlash from the community.  Xbox game pass now has over 10m subscribers.  Star Citizen add a new bundle. And it can all be yours for £35k. CDPR have surpassed Ubisoft in terms of company value.  Elite dangerous confirm space legs, atmospheric landings to be in the next update, Odyssey. Due to release next year, 2021.  Thank you all for listening! See you al

On this weeks podcast: loz, Dolph, Larlot, Star, K Dog, Jazzay, Bob, and Pk chat about: Blankets. Portable comfort.  Social Distancing.  The pointless arrows in ASDA The Lockdown BBQ The guy with a mini shed on his head.  Trump claims that higher covid-19 counts are a badge of honour.  “I don’t need a hairdresser” Floridians leave 13,000 lbs ( almost 6 tons) of trash on the beaches.  Francis was broken into.  Sharkira Sharkira. Larlot remembers.  REDD Animal Crossing.  New Paper Mario game.  Tony Hawks Pro-Skater 1 and 2 announcement.  Halo Infinity to be revealed during the Xbox 20/20 in July.  Warhorse Studios confirm a new Kingdom Come Deliverance is being worked on.  Bio shock 4 could be coming soon.  Mass Effect Trilogy remaster announced.  Modern Warfare is close approaching 200GB in file size.  Stellaris gets its 2.2 update. Dolphs having to relearn everything again.  Doom Eternal is being review bombed

This week, in this extended episode! Dolph, Star, K Dog, Jazzay, PK and loz chat about: Letter Kenny.   Resourceful Child.    Numerous takeaway outlets are reopening.    Mc Donald’s have confirmed a limited menu for reopening, leaving some fans upset.    Police bust pub operating illegally during lockdown.    Holy Dumb Fuck.  ————————————————————  Love Island cancelled this year due to Covid-19.   Coronavirus chatup lines.    Woman stockpiles £2500 worth of PPE and says she isn’t going to give any to care-homes or the NHS.    Spanish beach is sprayed with Bleach. Outcry ensues.    The unique face mask.   ——————————————  Loz’s Birthday Stream.   May Day island on Animal Crossing: New Horizons.    Nintendo have confirmed over 160,000 accounts have been hacked as customers report fraudulent purchases.    Xbox being sued over stick drift on Elite controllers and standard ones.    Dying Light is getting a new DLC, 5 years after its initial release, called HellRaid/Dying Light 2, put on hold due to possible tech li

On this Episode of the podcast:  Dolph, Star, Jazzay, Sparky, Larlot loz and guest K Dog chat about: Catch up with everyone.   New births.   Jazzays fishy dilemma.    The Historical Battle for the ages: Loz Vs Pizza.   Yakko’s World, but it counts Coronavirus Cases.   Hand sanitiser is not a sex lube substitute, doctors warn.    Turnip Revelations.    Bootleg Switches.   Stadia goes free and people still hate it.   Rumours of RE4 remake after the release of the RE3 remake.    Crysis remaster coming to all platforms soon, According to Twitter.   New ESRB label ‘Random items’ for games that have loot boxes.  Doesn’t really solve the problem.    PS5 cost speculation to be around £500-£550.   Bethesda/ID change and compress the original Doom Eternal soundtrack by Mick Gordon. He’s pissed off as are the fans.    Speed runner beats Doom Eternal in 27 minutes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.f

This episode: Dolph, Star, Larlot Sparky, Jazzay and loz chat about: Larlot catch up.   Chop suey ( bit of everything)   Man drives 112 miles with wife in boot of his car to pick up a £15 eBay item of Windows.    The Tree that owns itself.   Tree Thieves.    People who hate video games, have changed their minds.    Guy in supermarket.      ————————————————  Derby councillor shares pictures on his twitter of people’s bins after the panic buying.   Woman seen walking around a store with a tape measure set to 2 meters to ensure people kept their distance.    Man dons a ‘ghillie suit’ to sneak around during lockdown.    Pastor in a church gives his followers Dettol, saying it will protect them from getting the Virus.   ————————————————  The original OG Xbox magazine is no longer publishing due to the decline in retail.    Call of Duty: Warzone has already banned, permanently, 50k+ players due to chea

This episode, Dolph, Star, Jazzay, Boblet, Sparky and loz chat about! Catchup with all. Cappuccino. FaceTime.    Jazzays crazy fish.   People still panic buying.    “Right about now, The Vauxhall Brothers, check it out now, the Vauxhall Brothers...”  ———————————————— Coronavirus stuff ————————————————  Baths’ half marathon still went ahead despite fears of Covid-19  Amidst all the fears of the virus spreading.  people still flocked to beaches in Florida, despite the senator saying not to do so.   Arizona man dies after taking chloroquine phosphate, after hearing that it would help prevent covid-19.    Chinese government bans the consumption of wild animals after the current ongoing  covid-19 outbreak.   Local wildlife has returned to Venice, Italy, a mere two weeks after they were placed in lockdown.    Gamers told to reduce online gaming time to not hog up bandwidth during the covid-19 Lockdown  ————————————————  Kaceyt

Dolph, Star, Sparky and loz talk about: Little over brewery low gluten beer.   Armpit sex. Thoughts?     Top ten meals.   Toni talks to Tony.    Coffee.   Spitting image to return to TV.  But on a subscription service called BritBox.   Last of us TV series has started development.    Cactus leather is a thing and is being made in Mexico.    French guy regrets his experiment with Orbeez.   Couple release photo of them having sex atop the pyramids of Giza.   ———————————————— Coronavirus topics ————————————————  The Simpsons predicted, yet again a global pandemic virus, from 1993s episode, Osaka Flu.   Italy have quarantined 16m people to halt the spread of infection.    People panic buying loo roll and hand sanitiser.    Donald Trump thinks giving people the flu vaccine will help protect people from Covid-19.   People are using condoms on their fingers to protect themselves from the virus.  &n

This episode: loz, Dolph, Sparky, Star, PK, Charles, and Jazzay chat about: ‘Take care, you might get wet with that one’   Moving sucks. Do you know his name?   How do you like your Hot Chocolate?   Why isn’t the CD player working?   Boyfriend takes his girlfriend on a ‘Spa’ weekend.    “I’m the manager of the McDonalds up the road, if you want a free meal there, let me know”   What’s the name of the main character in Ace Ventura:When nature calls?   Loz watches the sonic Movie.    Amazon and how Loz can mess with them.    Doom Eternal and Animal crossing, release on the same day and the memes are Wholesome.    PK arrives! GTA IV is being consolidated on steam and the episodes from LC will be given to those who don’t own it.    Halo NERF blasters  Stadia just got even worse.    CDPR are now the second largest gaming company behind Ubisoft as Witcher 3 sales soar by 554%, also CDPR are also offering a free upgrade of

This episode: Dolph, Star, and loz chat about: Penis Christ.   Loz’s Damn toaster.   Man rents 99 phones to create traffic jams and gridlocks on Google Maps.    Blanket stealing Twats.   Merry Christmas, Everyone.    Anthem still has its in game Christmas Decorations up, in February.    BioWare have confirmed an overhaul of Anthem is coming. Outer Worlds is coming to Switch.   Nintendo Switch has outsold both, the SNES and Xbox One, at 52m units.    Animal Crossing: New Horizons is sold out everywhere except Walmart.   Animal crossing confirms one island per console regardless of how many accounts are on it.    Sony have patented the tech to sell to you guides for when you are stuck in a game.    EA being sued in France over the predatory lootboxes.    Valves ‘Artifact’ game.  Is it their biggest failure?  (Yes nobody cares) Blizzards Warcraft 3: reforged has the lowest meta critic score of any high profil