Spartans In Pajamas Presents: The Loz And Larlot Podcast

This episode. Dolph, loz, Star, Jazzay, and special guest Sparky chat about:  The trick shot toaster.    Minger turtles.    Packaging for a Micro SD Card.    Kobe Bryant does in helicopter Crash.    Deaf man sues Pornhub.    Loz’s Email from Jesus.    “Are you giving that a bash?”   Double or single Espresso.    “Do you have any Carlsberg?” “Lemme check”   Jarvis makes a rap song about his ban from Fortnite.    Two of the Metro games are coming to the Switch. Red Dead possibility could happen.    Left for dead games currently in Limbo.    FO76? Still worth supporting?   You can now get Anthem for £5. ( packaging probably costs more)  Nintendo announce that there will be more games announced soon.    Nintendo’s Road map.    Nintendo retrademark 39 games.    Doom Eternal has no MTX. All skins can be earned in game.    It’s taken 22 years, but Ash has finally caught a Dragonite.    Dying Light 2 delayed Indefinitely.    2 Point Hospital. A redesign of an old school favourite hospital sim?   Konami might be bring

Dolph, Star, loz and special guest Jazzay are here to talk about the following: Do you have your phone on you?   Pound shop engagement ring.   Photograph of photo ID, again.   Subaru’s new car has some colourful language.    Chinese businessman hired a hitman, who hired a hitman, who hired a hitman, to fake his death, instead of killing him.    Betelgeuse, has dimmed considerably, astronomers perplexed to why.    Halo TV series gives reporters a first look at Pablo Screiber in MCs armour.    YouTube ads revisited after the COPPA law.   Pokemon mystery dungeon rescue team dx coming to switch. A remake of the original game from 2006.   Pokemon sword and shield is getting an expansion pass.    RDR2 apparently listed for Switch in a Spanish retailer.    OG Xbox turns 19.    PUBG reveals Kakarin, a new map that’s currently on the PTS and soon for general release. Thanks for listening!  --- Send in a voice message

Welcome to the future!  Dolph and loz talk about: Fist bumps and high 5s.   “I’ve got a picture of my Drivers License”   Can I have a carling with no head? I don’t like the texture.   Fucking Nut Stealing Bitch.   Freezer breakdown.    Amazon deliver 2 pairs of jeans, the story will leave you...?   Jackass 4 coming in 2020/1.   YouTube ads still fucked REDUX.   Sonic movie redesigned sonic has toys based on the old Manhog design.    Uk make the step forward to crackdown on lootbox regulation.    Nintendo switch deemed most fragile product due to stick drift by the French.      Stadia fucks up again by selling older versions of games  Retro throwback.    2019 biggest blunders.    CDPR settle feud with Witcher author and have came to an arrangement to benefit both parties.     WWE 2k20 literally doesn’t work in 2020. Ironic.   Untitled goose game hits 1million sales. Thanks for

This Episode: Dolph, Star, and loz chat about... Do you want a snickers?   Contactless payments.      “I was out building a snowman in a T-shirt. Kids are nesh these days.”   Tory party re-elected. Many puzzles after years of blunders and missteps/Boris Johnson accused of ‘hiding in a fridge’ to avoid TV interviews.    Walmart recall Xmas jumpers that portray Santa sitting down with 3 lines of ‘snow’ in front of him.    Teaching Pres the 5 Ds of Dodgeball.   Ghostbusters:Afterlife Trailer.    Studio behind The Sonic design remaster has been closed.  They were also responsible for the VFX behind Pokemon:Detective Pikachu and Life of Pi   YouTube targeted ads still fucked/YouTube video entices teens to earn $1,000 a month with a website.    Nintendo have sold 800k Nintendo Switch over thanksgiving in USA.   Games on Stadia cost upto $10 more than other platforms.    I am Jesus Christ. A new indie game allowing yo

This episode, Doph, Stardust (Doph's GF) loz and Larlot disccus: Jazz assholes rise up to fill the power vacuum left by the previous assholes.   Poundland are selling Poundland baubles for Christmas trees.   Sonic redesign cost less than $5m to do.    Disney pulls Baby Yoda images off the web.   COPPA, what we are aware of so far.    The original PlayStation is now 25 years old.    Larlots enters the podcast, here is her topics.— bastard windows update, teacher is trash, hit by double decker bus.    Analysts predict ‘Wii like numbers’ with the switch.    Fortnites’ next season delayed until February 2020.   Starship Troopers is getting a Strategy game, 19 years after its original FPS release.    Star Citizen has hit $250m in funding. Still not in full release.    HALO reach added to the MCC.   Leaked images for Resident Evil 3 have fans drooling in anticipation.    WWE 2k20 still a mess, very few patches have been released to fix even the most basic of issues.    Mass Effect 4 rumoured.    Cyberpunk 2077s map

This methipode, Dolph loz and briefly, Larlot chat about: Twat on a bike.   2:03 the train station—Leicester Fucking City.   Reel big fish gig. “Where is the milk?” In the fridge “Where is the fridge?” In the kitchen. Truck spills it’s payload of Dice, dealing 216,000d6 bludgeon damage to the freeway of Atlanta.   State spends $660,000 on anti Meth campaign.   Scoob! Movie set to release in summer 2020.   The new sonic movie trailer has fans in Awe.   YouTube bans and removes 1000s of accounts for spamming in a chat during a Markiplier live stream. Jarvis gets issued a Permaban from Fortnite for streaming while using an aimbot on an alt account on Twitch. Jarvis is also leaving his LA mansion after his perma ban from Fortnite.    Google Stadia launch lineup is awful as was its launch debut, reports of latency and delays with inputs run amok. Frame rate drops and inconsistencies plague some games. It also won’t have promised features according to the team on Reddit. &nbs

This episode: Dolph, loz and guests: ms Rapture and Bob chat about: “This is the North”   Loz and the Food and Drinks Awards 2019.   Mini Michael Jackson.   Boblets MCM experience.    Why Boblet is called bob.   Why do people get angry over bins.    Man who microwaved a microwave.    UK commission wants lootboxes outlawed. It’s now gaining traction.    Star Citizen turns 7 and is Still in a pre Alpha state.   Call of Duty: Modern Warfare launches without Lootboxes. For now...  Duke nukem 3D gets ESRB rating for switch ( may be getting a port )   Dolphs first impressions of Outer Worlds.   Shroud leaves Twitch to stream on Mixer.   Bethesda charges £100 for a year subscription for FO76. Surprise surprise, it launches broken.    WWE 2k20 launches in a very buggy mess. Thanks for listening! If you want more guests and these two lovely people to return, let us know!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lo

This week Dolph and loz chat about: loz's Dads apple crumble and cottage cheese misadventure.   “You’ve got some Yorkshire in you”   Parrot trapped on roof tells fire crew to Fuck Off.   Pirate Jazz Guy vs the table bookings.   Belle Delphine arrested for vandalism after someone stole her hamster.    Rumours of Disney trying to buy back Spider-Man.    Ps5 launches in 2020.    Konami turn a new silent hill game into a slot machine.    Fortnite “The End” /Customer support for Fortnite get hounded with concerns after people couldn’t connect after the event.    Player spends 150,000 dollars on a shitty transformers game ( mobile )   Pokemon sword and shield dev team still can’t fill the Pokédex, even with 1000 developers    PUBG season 5 trailer drops. Spike traps, axe throwing tattoos and 94 scope attachments teased.    Blizzard and Hearthstone PR nightmare/Blizzard cancels Overwatch launch event in light of recent pr

this week loz and Dolph chat about: Awards night Prep.   Clerk 3 is finally happening.    Area 51 invasion aftermath.   Spider-Man is back in the MCU as Disney/Sony come to an agreement.    PUBG on console gets cross play. Sony finally has said yes.    Randy Pitchford, Gearbox and steam allegedly being sued for copyright music from duke nukem 3D.   Destiny 2 launches for free on Steam. Servers take a hit. Shortly after Bungie pulls destiny 2 offline.    Stick drift reported on the switch Lite.   Pokemon sword and shield rumored to have 18 gyms. Both minor and major.    New terminator game announced for November this year.    Flight simulator to have cloud processing to add real world maps, so you could fly over your own house.    Fallout 76 helmet recall ( not the ones from the Bethesda bundle )   Fortnite adds bots to combat decreasing player numbers. Thanks for listening as always! catch you next time!!

Dolph, Larlot and loz, laugh and cry their way through the following this week! “Add me on Facebook” How people order drinks wrong.    Adult version of the “Little Tykes” car is legal and road worthy.    ‘Missing’ woman mystery solved.   Explosion at a Bull ranch, destroys numerous canisters of Bull semen.    Guy pays £55k for a pint in England, accidentally.    Avengers director says Sony is making a ‘tragic mistake.’   A.I writes an Olive Garden advert after watching 1000 Olive Garden Adverts.    Larlot gets a shiny Pokemon.   Ash finally wins the Pokemon league. 22 years later.    EA drops Anthem to Basic subscription and Anthem also ditches its roadmap’s Acts.    U.K. crackdown more on lootboxes and have declared them Gambling in a very damning report. Obviously EA ‘disagree’ with the evidence.    NBA2k20 launch is a shitshow.    EGS could be in trouble with poaching games, if a ToS on Steam is true.  It’d mean EGS would be likely liable for monetary damages for stealing games if they’ve already been decl

Welcome to Episode 37!  This episode Dolph and loz chat about: Potential new listeners for the podcast.   Carling Snob.   “I’m a regular”   “Can you grab that and put it in my mouth?”   Delivery Driver Con. Absolutely worst, ever. Of all time.    Loz’s thoughts on the hard man swagger.    WHSmith and their policy regarding gift cards and E-Vouchers.    Tumblr bought by Wordpress for $3m.   NASA chief sticks by Pluto, saying it deserves to be a planet. NASA also investigate the first ever crime in space.    Lightning struck the pin on the 7th hole of a Golf course in Eagle Creek.    MCU update regarding the disagreement over Disney and Sony for the franchise.   —————————————————————————  Nintendo Direct;  —————————————————————————  SNES games coming to switch.    Remake of xenoblade chronicles coming in 2020.   Banjo/kazooie added to smash & Terry from king of fighters the next smash character

Tonight Teaisformugs_, Larlot, Dolph, and loz talkabout the following podacst topics:   Tea and Larlot's birthdays.    Supermatto has had private investigators sent to his house after leaking content for borderlands 3. Legal action may be taken due to him selling access to a discord channel with all the leaked content.   Fortnite popularity still in decline as titles like minecraft and roblox  surges in popularity.   Epic games are being sued over personal data breach to do with Fortnite. Potential large payout to be shared across those effected.  Fortnite also got slammed after selling a vanity pet that has two variations on an  old one released last year. It was removed and players who bought the duplicate pet were refunded v bucks.    Mojang issues statement on their cancelling of the Super Duper graphics pack. Nividia the reveals RTX ray tracing support elavating the  pc's bedrock version's graphics to the quality they were looking to put across the w

In this episode Dolph and loz chat about:  The neck beard Goatee.   “Hello, is this the reception area?”   Unfined beer and uninformed people.   Ham sandwich no bread, ultimate sandwich.    Quizmaster Loz vs the Quiz.   How do darts work?   Poundland self service till.   The gameboy is now 30 years old.   Ninja announces he is leaving Twitch to Stream on Mixer exclusively.    Rebel Galaxy Outlaw to release on PC first, then the switch and PS4 in early 2020. No date for Xbox one release yet.    Pokemon masters has quite a few micro transactions.    GTA online blocked in almost 60 countries after adding a DLC that has gambling mechanics by adding in Casinos.    The reason(s) why EA won’t put games on the Switch/EA are not planning on putting the sims on the switch.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

In this scorcher of a podcast, Dolph and loz chat about: Beef is tough, round 3 .  Endgame beats Avatar as highest grossing film.   The Area 51 Event.    Mc Donald’s lose the trademark to Big Mac after failing to sue an Irish based food chain with a similar name, superMacs.   Walking Dead comics abruptly end at 193.    Loz’s impressions of the Sheffield video game Museum.   Star Trek: Picard teaser trailer is now out.    Sonic Movie scheduled for a March 2020 release and not Valentine’s Day as previously posted.    The origins of Erangel.   Nintendo Joycon lawsuit   The original Switch gets a model revision and has an improvement of battery life by around 2.5 extra hours on top of the average 3, bringing it up to 5.5 hours total before a recharge.    Plants Vs Zombies 3 is out soon. Pre alpha can be accessed if you are lucky enough to see it on google store.    Pokemon Fans don’t buy the devs excuses for not includi

 The Larlot Catch up.   The beef was tough, returns.   The whiteboard markers.   Body of suspected stowaway lands mere feet from a sunbather in Clapham, London.    iPhone designer, Jony Ive is leaving apple and starting his own business.    PlayStation plus is in dire need of an overhaul according to Push Square.   Nintendo switch Lite announced. Pokemon sword and shield will not have all the Pokemon and can’t transfer them into the game either.    Stadia to charge people for games full price.    Narrative based Pubg game has been announced by the team lead of Dead Space.   Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft ally together to combat Donald Trumps gaming tax.    Devs are insisting gamers pirate their games instead of buying them via G2A. & G2A are asking for illegal fluff posts by journalists.    EA still can’t understand why they’re perceived as ‘the bad guys’   Epic are covering refund costs of the backlash with Shenm

So before the rant. Dolph and loz talk about: Lime cordial TwatFace.    Last minute Father’s Day booking.    Study reveals women prefer a ‘dad bod’ over a 6 pack.    GB20.   More Bethesda Controversy.    Anita Sarkeesian is apparently broke. (  leader of Feminist Frequency)  A guy makes a battle royale out of super mario Bros.   NBA 2k19 now has “unskippable adverts in the game”   Fortnite viewership is dropping sharply/popularity on twitch in decline. E.A Rant area:   EA brand loot boxes as ‘surprise mechanics’    EA CEO admits anthem isn’t working well   EA still defending lootboxes and are promoting accessing their games as a form of “renting” access rather than owning it.  After this episode Dolph went and had a nice relaxing bath and loz screamed into a pillow for 30 minutes! Hope you enjoyed the episode!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

It's been a year since the podcast started and it's also E3 time as well! So this episode Dolph and loz chat about: I don’t want to go to Wetherspoons, let’s go to spar lane instead.   The beef was tough.   The bin bag challenge.   Apple debuts iOS 13 for iPhones and iPods. Splits off iPadOS for iPads.    PETA make statement about a sheep Pokemon. Backlash ensues.    Pokemon Direct.   Elite dangerous fan spent 9 months making a concept video of walking around in a sidewinder, results are spectacular.    New CoD to have cross play with PS, Xbox and PC.   Halo  E3 discussion.   Keanu Reeves is to be in cyber punk 2077  Guy given a free copy of cyberpunk 2077 after he repeatedly shouted “you’re breathtaking” at Keanu.   Doug Bowser debuted on E3 direct.   Dr Disrepect banned from Twitch for live streaming in a public toilet at E3.   New borderlands 2 dlc, loz and Dolphs viewpoints.    Pubg shows off erangel concept an

Coming in hot this week, loz and Dolph talk about:  “Do you sell fags here, Bruv?”   The chicken and Bacon Salad.   A store is taking scenes from films and turning them into memes.   Sonic movie has been delayed after negative feedback from the trailer garnered displeasure from fans on Sonics appearance.   Patrick Stewart to return as Jean-luc Picard in upcoming Star Trek series.    Internet Meme Grumpy Cat has died.    Nintendo Switch Pro controller: a few months later.    Leaked content of Elite Dangerous suggest FPS and Thargoids.    Two upcoming Pokemon games on the app stores are coming/Pokemon press conference.    Upcoming new CoD game. Called modern warfare.    New borderlands 2 DLC has been datamined from game files.    Steam lose TellTale Games.    Thank you as always for listening!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

This episode loz and dolph ramble on about:  Woman arrested for attacking her husband naked after he denied her the D.   Jeff Fowler vows to fix the Sonic design after major community backlash.  Jeremy Kyle show has now been pulled off air after a ‘participant’ dies a week later.    27 year old pretends to be from KFC head office and gets away with a years worth of free KFC but gets arrested (found to be fake).    The smoking man.   “Have you got any Carling?”   UNO confirm you can’t stack +2 or +4 cards. Internet lose their shit.    Georgia makes abortion a life sentence. Controversy ensues, loz looses his shit over this.  Minecraft story mode season one is now on Netflix. Rumours of a new Mario Movie.    Nintendo Switch overtakes PS4 in lifetime sales in Japan.   Rumours of a new a Splinter Cell game.    After Epics Acquisition of Psyonix, there is speculation that they’ll pull Rocket league from the steam Store. Review bom

Sorry for loz's insanity on pulling USB cables mid podcast! loz and Dolph chat about this week:   Commonly hacked passwords revealed.   “Can I have some Chicken Vegetas, please?”   “See you later James!”   Plenty of fish and the bot nightmare.  Woman severs nerve and slashed an artery after attempting to get the seed out of an advocate using a paring knife.  Goombas have arms, Internet is shocked.  Sonic the hedgehog trailer is now out.   Spoiler free thoughts on avengers end game, loz has a chin wag.  Latest patch on switch overclocks the console. Improves frame rate and load times in both modes. Dolphs initial impressions after playing FFX and FFXii remasters.    Bethesda secretly add P2W updates to FO76 and Elder scrolls blades.   Star Wars: JFO  Anthem is in panic mode as playerbase is still declining, so much so that players are struggling to get matchmaking.   BioWare have claimed Anthem is in Early Access sta