Spartans In Pajamas Presents: The Loz And Larlot Podcast

This week, loz and Dolph chat about: Paper straws at Maccy D’s.   Fire Decimates interiors of Notre Dame Cathedral.    A couple of billionaires have vowed to fund the restoration costs of NDC ( so far at 800m euros have been donated.)   Rumours of a live action Lilo and Stitch Movie.   Game of thrones spoiler free impressions of episode one (loz)   Star Wars episode 9 teaser trailer is out.   Photo of a black hole has been achieved.   World War Z.   Rumours of next the Assassin Creed instalment points to a Viking based storyline.   Borderlands 2 gets review bombed after the Epic Store times Exclusive for BL3 is announced. Steam quickly respond with hiding these ‘non relevant’ reviews from the score system.  Fortnite add the Apex Revive mechanic.    Dragon age 4 hinted to be a live service game.   Name change for PS users is live. Users have problems with playing older games if they changed their names.    BioWares response to the mismanagement of Anthem. Jedi fallen order will have no micro transactions, no m

 In the first episode of season two, Dolph and loz chat about: Drunk Lesbian Couple.  Most American drivers License.  “Could be a bomb in that bag”   “Person Skills”   Couple fined £3k for their dogs incessant barking.   Article 13. Borderlands 3 confirmed to be a timed Epic Store Exclusive. Fans not happy.  Borderlands remastered is now available as are UHD texture DLCs for the other 2.  Dangerous Driving, the new Burnout?   Loz’s thoughts the switch pro controller.    CDPR has assured its fans it will NOT be an epic store Exclusive.    Cup head getting a Nintendo switch port.  EA lay off hundreds of people.    Anthem is still struggling to maintain its playerbase.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

This episode Dolph, loz and guest Skit talk about: Guy crushed by porn stash. Monday morning comradely with council worker. Smelliest customer.    Jack the Rippers identity has been solved. Again.    Loz’s thoughts on Captain Marvel movie.    James Gunn is back as director of Guardians Vol 3.    Google announce Stadia for No One.  Leisure suit Larry coming ( lol) to PS4 and switch. Master chief Collection coming to PC in stages. Reach is also being added to MCC.   Valves artefact has lost 99% of its user base. Has around 600 monthly users from its peak of 60k shortly after launch.   Pubg test server patch notes are live.   EA has announced they won’t be at E3 2019.  Players boycott Anthem by not playing.    Recent patch for Skyrim SE fixes some outstanding bugs, but introduces new ones and has made 100s of  modders having to update their mods to support the changes.  ( little info so far on this)  As always thanks for l

This week loz, Dolph and dave talk about:  Bastard birthday confetti.   Nike are fixing their ‘smart sneakers’   Latest Craze, throwing cheese slices at babies.   Sonic movie render leak.   Bowser is named Nintendo’s New President.    Reggie Fiesame retires as Head of Nintendo.   YouTube to demonetise Videos if their comments section has inappropriate comments or hate speech.    Passing of Keith Flint.  48 Fibre  Anthems starting rifle is OP.   Physical Sales of Anthem during first week sold less than 10% of what Destiny did.   Anthem is bricking PS4 consoles and corrupting HDDs.  Rumour of new diskless Xbox one S.   Loz plays fortnite again.   Fortnites revenue is down 48%.   Final fantasy X,X-2 and XII are soon to be released on current gen consoles with some new twists.    Resident Evil launches on switch and costs £10 more than console versions.   Stellaris:Console Edition is now available, Dolphs firs

 Squirty boob woman   Genie in Live action Aladdin   One legged thief fled with hundreds of pounds worth of coats from 3 different Go Outdoors stores ordered to pay £1859 in compensation    Dolphs new job   Apex legends reach 25m downloads in its first week    Rumours of Nintendo snatching up Scalebound, a cancelled Action RPG from 2017 that was an Xbox and windows exclusive    Legend of Zelda and FFVII to come to the Switch   Anthem reviews mixed but mostly negative, some even saying it’s a ‘hollow experience’   Polish game store is giving away FO76 if you buy thumbstick grips for your controllers    Some stores are also bundling FO76 with external HDDs to shift it    FO76 player with 900+ hours banned due to having ‘too much ammo’   Activision Blizzard lay off staff even though they reported profits    Tetris 99   CDPR give a hard pass to Epics offer to have Cyberpunk as an exclusive to Epics own launcher Tha

This week, loz, Dolph, and knowledge master JB talk about: Fast and furious film trailer with Hobbs and Shaw, loz’s thoughts.   The Trump family Time Traveller Theory    2pm near the shops on Saturday    French teen jailed for 4 months after scanning through a PS4 as a bag of fruit , goes back next day to do it again   Bewildered man by bus stop vs Clock.    Elderly couple burn down house accidentally during a sex game involving flame throwers    Microsoft to expand xbox LIVE services to Nintendo, iOS and Android   EA stagger Anthem release date, non Origin premium owners have to wait a full week before they can play without restriction. PS4 users get no such early access and get shafted   EA caves to the Belgian Gambling committee and remove paid loot boxes from  Fifa in Belgium    Animal crossing release date for the switch  Apex Legends: Titanfall battle royale   GameStop in Germany are offering Fallout 76 for free if you

On this super short episode with absolutely no rambling, loz and Dolph talk about:  33% discount  Red cap and ankle lock   The fucking Facebook riddle   Loz’s thoughts on the new Magnum P.I.   Ghostbusters to comeback with a sequel.   Gears of war flashback .  Spider-Man: far from home spoils the return of major characters that got dusted in infinity war before endgame has been released.    The woman, kid and tablet  Soulja boy at it again with his bootleg consoles.    Study finds that Xbox players are the better gamers.  PewdiePie Vs T-series.   Bethesda under ridicule as players access secret dev room on FO76.  Modders on Nexus make mods to add in Nuka Dark rum Glass bottles and canvas duffel bags to Fallout 4 in light of the controversy that Bethesda had with them.    Artefact is dying on its ass.   Episode 4 of TWD to be released in March. Episode 3 is now live.    EA cancels another Star Wars game. An open

 Happy new year! This episode Dolph, Larlot and loz chat about:  This fucking cough   “Did you have a good New Year’s Eve”?  The space and Aliens chat    Passion and apple fruit please   The stench of Marzipan   The new ‘glass washer’   The flexible new glass washer trays   Loz’s exciting of smelling pineapple Peppa pig   Upcoming films we’re looking forward to   Grover supposedly drops the F bomb in Sesame Street    Weenus grabbing   Blonde lady asking why the drive thru was closed   Her reaction to loz asking for a bag to split the food with his mate    Snooker trying to appeal to new audience ( check JBs screen shot )  Guy snorts coke off Pablo Escobars grave thought it was a sign of respect   Soulja boy asked by Nintendo to stop selling his bootleg consoles with licensed Nintendo games on   Parents use Mariokart as a means to determine who makes tea   Loz’s thoughts on firewatch   Bethesda questionably perma ban Fallout 76 players for having cheat engine installed on their systems but not running    The c

 In this Xmas episode, Larlot Dolph and loz talk about Christmas catch up with the crew  “Do you have Xmas days bookings?”   The really late Xmas booking.    The missing deposit. ( unrelated to last one)   Happy birthday Jesus    Happy birthday Clara   “You still serving?”   Loz vs Toilet snow   Loz vs OAPs   18 year old hardman   Schoolgirl given Catnip Advent Calendar by mother    Carlton Banks (  Alfonso Ribiero) sues fortnite over the “Fresh” dance emote.    Backpack kid also suing fortnite for the floss dance ( link these two )   Fairy liquid shake it ad   The mad YouTube woman   DCeu is a joke term. Warner Bros don’t have official term for DC series of Films.    Game no longer accepting trade ins for old gen consoles (360, ps3, ds, 3ds,)   The Switch is the fastest selling console this Gen    Life is strange 2 episode two due for release jan 24th   Upcoming sur

(WARNING LOZ IS LOUD THIS WEEK!) loz, Larlot And Dolph are here in this pre Xmas podcast to talk about: What actually happened to Larlot last podcast. ROPE RUNNERS!!!! People who leave messes in restaurants. The belligerent Maccy Ds Guy with a pint bottle of vodka. “Mans been having too many beans on toast” Stag do penis costume Loz’s dodgy toilet deal Dolphs local Council ASDAs basket situation Poundland self service tills Cars and Highbeams. YouTube’s video recommendation algorithm is still fucked. Sonic the hedgehog movie teaser Godzilla 2 movie announced for next year. Epic games confirm they are launching their own client. One very similar to steam, but will have more focus on helping indie developers grow without taking a bigger percentage off the start of their growth. ( like steam does). It won’t have a forum though, since “other social media outlets fill this roll for us” Skybound worked on console ports of TLD and slime rancher, was created by Robert Kirkman, who made TWD comi

Dolph and I talk about this time: Drinks Vs Pool table Sore loser Fake £50 “Are you still serving?” “Man with small penis flashes 20y/o in street” in York The missing belt A tea joke Guy with kitten on his shoulder in ASDA Fallen item out of trolley caused by wife of a guy. Stallion83 is first Xbox gamer to reach 2m gamerscore. Rewarded with engraved controller by Microsoft Gamers choice awards nominates fort nite but not RDR2 Parents are sending kids to rehab for Fortnite addiction. The dangers of gaming addiction in kids. Upcoming Elite dangerous Final update for Beyond-a little discussion Dolphs Girlfriend has a go with a Hotas. Does rather well. Destiny kill off cryptarch Master Ives Spyro in first week of release sells more physical copies than RDR2 and Fallout 76 in the U.K. TWD to continue and complete the final 2 episodes with most of original developers under guidance of Skybound Stardew Valley on the Switch Loot boxes now under investigation by American Federal trade commissi

This week Dolph and loz talk about: Sarcastic hypocrite on his phone. Woman on Bus with piercings/makeup The weekend Vs Gents toilets £20 and BlackLight OJ and lemonade Twat Herpes Stan Lee Detective Pikachu movie Diablo Immortal MMO mobile game YouTube ( possibly) are hiding downvotes on Diablo Immortal reveal trailer. 120k downvotes disappear. ActivisionBlizzard Stocks nosedived after Diablo Immortal reveal DayZ is now in Beta PUBG announced for PS4 Star Citizen enters 3.3. Improvements to optimisation? Game Devs of Rising storm 2: Vietnam, remove a lone tree at the request of one player from one of their maps. Spyro reignited trilogy ( Dolph’s first impressions) Physical copies of Spyro only have first game on disc, codes are required for other two. Digital preorders not affected (obvs) YouTube suspend a pro players account after community backlash of him punching feminists, and other methods of ‘torture’ Final Fantasy 15 director Leaves SquareEnix, resulting in 3 of 4 planned DLCs can

This week Tea and his guests talk about: Tesco being sued for £20,000 after a colleague gets farted on by another colleague. Racist Asshole in Asda Seasonal Promotions Possible Bully 2 Leak Skateboard kid ‘pro’ “Can you change the Guinness, I don’t know how to” “Can I have a gin and elderflower?” “What flavour is the Lemon one (skittles) Fifa 19 pro player banned by EA for criticising the game. Red Dead Redemption 2 first experiences. Guide Dogs David Schwimmer denies being the Blackpool bandit. “It’s not Tunnell, it’s Tunell” Aftershave Guy Weird guy and Zeus pills “Do you do this thing called lime and soda?” Dream boys vs Saturday Ashover nodder and the ensuing innuendo Player known as “forsaken” caught cheating in a CS:GO tournament over a LAN on stage. Guy with carpet roll on bus Buses Awards night recap Matlock bath Baby Guinness. C2C donation update Terrible fucking advertising puns --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

Join loz, Dolph and special guest Dave as we chat about: Glass widgets and Coca Cola perfect serve New Doctor Who, slammed as ‘unrealistic’ as trains had intact seats and didn’t smell of sick on their Sheffield Manchester line. PSN ID Change option goes into a ‘beta’ The possessed Sky HD box. Assistant manager sacked. Plastic straws Vs paper woman. Lazy Amazon Delivery driver. The Moretti Glass Twat Star Citizen, citizencon 2948 overview and the coffee placing mechanic Star Citizen still runs like ass, still poorly optimised and still no projected date for leaving alpha Pokemon Go unveils 4th gen pokeroster The guy at the doctors ( a loz story ) The Guinness Guys 3 part story ( start, Encore and grand finale) The obese Star citizen alliance ‘Chieftain’ packs. Hashtag dammitsparks. New CoD lacks a campaign mode. “Can I have a bottle of Rosé?” Is Zinfandel ok? “What’s that?” Spyro ignited trilogy release November 13th ( my opinion) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1

The gang is back together talking about: E.A being scumbags (Again!) CDPR being sued for $16m by author after he sold the rights for his Witcher books Loz’s coast to coast ( and other stories therein) Fortnight season 6 pets to attract female gamers to the franchise. Life is strange Episode 1 thoughts (if larlot has played it ) Tesco not selling clothes online. Former telltale games employee sues for violation of labour laws after they announce they’re shutting down. ( WARN— worker adjustment and retraining notification ) Could be liable to pay all severance costs AND upto 60 days of back pay to all laid off employees. Sony/fortnight cross play ‘beta’ Rebel galaxy outlaw ( release projected 2019 Q1, thoughts and expectations, and views.) Meltan Pokemon discovered ( gen 8?) Wanna send us a Question? send it on Twitter to @Larlot90 or @lozg1985. On Anchor app? send us a voicemail! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

back to our regularly schedueled podcasting! this week we talk about: PSX Classic PUBG Resident Evil 2 Remake Traffic lights Slamming fire doors Got a question? Ask a question to @lozg1985 or @Larlot90 on twitter with #podcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

So this random in between week's podcast. Larlot returns with tales from the teacher's desk! Loot boxes get shouted about and Larlot faces her greatest foe to date... Fruit salad! As always you can leave questions/suggestions with @lozg1985 or @Larlot90 on twitter with the #podcast! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

So loz and Dolph are unsupervised once again! this episode we talk about: Elite: Dangerous Sony and crossplay (again!) Fallout 76 Flat earthers And much more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

So its loz and Dolph this week! And they talk about: Crossplay Bar work on bank holidays Randsomeware E.A Life is Strange 2 Elite Dangerous If you have any questions please leave them on twitter with: @Larlot90 or @lozg1985 witht the #podcast the podcast is now every two weeks btw! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message

Just me this week and I decided to throw some music on the end to see how you guys like a musical outro! (the music is quite a bit louder than the actaul podcast btw) Quality should resume next week! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lozg1985/message