Pero Let Me Tell You

We do love the sass…legit, get yourself to streaming music platforms and listen to Vikina’s music…one more great interview at Union Beer…sometimes better to lose these things…the difference between a singer and a recording artist explained…dyed in the wool Kendaleah girl…once you find your voice, make sure it’s heard loud and proud…one of our fave interviews and can’t wait to see her perform more around Miami and the world…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ, King of Cruising…just don’t tell us the calories on a cruise…so much learning about cruises and ocean liners this ep…que fancy con el high tea…was buying Twitter just tremendo hoax…frankly, the world could stand to under populate for a little while…let’s get our own MasterClass…NASA’s pic proves we don’t have the answers, and that’s ok…uffff, maybe Castro isn’t the best subject for a kids book…seriously, why is everyone so deadset on glorifying this man…many times, omission is choosing a side…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pa’l crucero vamos…yeah, we handle anxiety way differently…good to know DJ can start an Uber como un part time…goes to show, doesn’t matter how educated you are/aren’t, Latinos are still not understood…is it as simple as just not caring enough to care about cultures…should Jamie Lee Curtis get heat for her comments about Ana de Armas even if she owns up to it…mmm, Manolo’s…the ham debacle of 1952 is generational trauma…let’s bring back ‘la visita’…do yourselves a favor, watch Gordita Chronicles pero ya…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course we recorded at Beat Culture during Heat playoffs….if we don’t tell our stories, how will…did anyone see Amparo and NOT cry…Abrecamino is definitely putting in the work…funny, how two people can just click so quickly…oddly enough, being specific allows you to reach more people…interactivity is the key for the arts…let’s just own up to being the Crazy Cubans…legit, we wanna be a meme at 84 (or younger!)…tell the stories before the storytellers are gone…Martians unite!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, this is a nostalgia heavy episode…corrections corner on Bhutan…look at us teaching about English government…El Gordo Porcel and Benny Hill, separated at birth…let’s make our next live show at a cafetorium…what would Donna Martin’s slogan be today…even with mislabeling, Cristina was ahead of her time…is socially conscious salsa music a thing…sure it’s hard to make friends in Miami but some of us ARE friendly…work that TRL stage, DJ…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We COULD be good for bubble baths…more comforting, bread or bratwurst…choosing a Starbucks drink can be pretty stressful…R Kelly is now going to be trapped in the jail cell..welcome back Toto, Rick Astley & Kate Bush…is there some type of happy birthday royalties…Roe v Wade opens the gates..Supreme Court needs balance..Justice Thomas, don’t pull those threads too hard about annulling marriages..finally saw Father of the Bride…waiting in Miami Dr offices is pure entertainment…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course Ish gets their name wrong…dance is a family affair…culture knows no geo boundaries…talk about a sister act…Swan Lake a la Cubana…a dancer diet is VERY different in a communist country…glad to see the ballerina body image is changing…como dicen, the show must go on…a technical dancer isn’t necessarily a good dancer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rough week? Drink a bottle of champers…IT’S MANGO SEASON…that yellow bag just hits better…Cristal and pizza…long as you’re not a Bitcoin Bro, you ARE Miami AF…sometimes we just do our bit in the wild…colorism is so engrained in latino culture, we don’t even realize it…congrats to Father of the Bride…Beyonce is entering her older diva dance video phase…DJ loves shuffle Drake…Deborah Cox is NOT freestyle…DJ = hip-hop remix, Ish = dance remix…a Walk to Remember makes everyone weep…we did wind up at Caja Caliente…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the World Cup, logistical nightmare and all…maybe we can bring back Columbia House AND BMG…legit sure we’re the only ones talking about Billie Piper on a US podcast this week…there’s tone deaf and then there’s just plain off…yeah, let’s definitely follow the lead of the community vs creating ice cream…representation matters, kids…Lizzo just looks like she radiates light and positivity…there’s a difference between a lesson and a talking down to…hope DJ never has to pray in English to diffuse a bomb or something…we need these Carlos Rojas stories told in first person…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know we love an underdog success story…sometimes it’s not reinventing the wheel, but making sure it works better…please have that delicious vegan sandwich more available…embrace your culture and your community…it really is one of Ish’s happy places…legit, nicest restaurant bathroom around...ok, so Marcus Lemonis is spontaneous…support local, but more than that, support awesome people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So begins rainy season…way to ruin a proposal Disney employee…maybe Mickey jail IS happy...just cuz drag queens slay, it’s not lethal…if everything is breaking news, then nothing is breaking news…DJ’s sayings might just be our next shirts…hey VH-1, cast US on ‘I Love the 20s’…sometimes you need to take a hard look at the evidence, and yourself…those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it…we’re bombarded with too much information…why DO we know so many British words?…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a kinda long ep today…el agua salada es buenisima…teaching comfort limits early…what inflation…Montana & the oldest Chinese restaurant, who knew…ahhh welcome CBS Sunday Morning…mmm chaufa…sure it’s still a $1 but it’s not the same…DJ & pan de bono = ecstasy…like a bad neighbor, State Farm’s no longer there…congrats Laverne Cox & Mattel…happy Pride y’all…we love to engage in discussion…so much grey in the world…believe, but verify cuz toxic is toxic…we figured you out CVS…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuban-American country singer from Miami, it’s a thing…there’s always room for inserting culture….minority is kinda insulting a term…hmm frijoles negros in Nashville…finally someone to explain crypto currency…maybe we’ll do some PLMTY NFT..even outside Miami, you’re always 305…don’t set up your own barriers…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alexandria Aniyah Rubio, 10…Alithia Ramirez, 10…Amerie Jo Garza, 10…Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez, 10…Eliahana Cruz Torres, 10…Eliana “Ellie” Garcia, 9…Eva Mireles, 44…Irma Garcia…Jackie Cazares, 10…Jailah Nicole Silguero, 10…Jayce Luevanos, 10…Jose Flores, 10…Layla Salazar, 10…Makenna Lee Elrod, 10…Maite Rodriguez…Miranda Mathis, 11…Nevaeh Bravo…Rojelio Torres, 10…Tess Marie Mata…Uziyah Garcia, 10…Xavier Lopez, 10…https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/donate-to-texas-elementary-school-shooting-reliefTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Us + Dos Croquetas = perfect combo…la carpa and comegenes is so dramatic…how many Brit songs can we work into any episode…sometimes people just shouldn’t mix…the definition of beauty NEEDS to be modified and expanded…also, who is anyone to say someone’s not beautiful…wow, suing for grandkids, la cosa esta seria...catfish text messages, now we have a new low people…thanks again Dos Croquetas for the delicious food and yummy Jupiña slushie…ahhh, chain restaurants how we love thee…and just like that we now have dates for Red Lobster AND Olive Garden…Celia Cruz and mimes, just another ep for PLMTY…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.orgThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Art shouldn’t be formal…different students aren’t bad students…dando cabezasos se aprende…El Dorado & SoHo House, essentials people…abstract but recognizable…interpret art for yourself…you never know where you’ll find a teacher…OMG, his baby is SUPER cute…inspiration comes at any time…at times, your story is that of others…be your own gallery…if you have a platform, you should give back…’cuz I wanted to see the ass’ is our new reason for everything…la Hitachi proves its utility yet again…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Linens N Things vs Bed Bath & Beyond…Bye bye iPod…seriously, in OUR day music was just different…convenience vs experience…does anybody like mimes…Muppets are people, live with it…tone deaf AND poverty porn…maybe one day we’ll live in a box at the Perez Art Museum…PR doing it’s job shouldn’t be an outrage…why can’t fun things be fun anymore…let’s start a Grimace Appreciation Day (GAD?)…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats on the babies…the Miami hustle is real…hard work truly does pay off…use that platform…no seriously, she’s like the happiest pregnant woman we’ve ever seen…of course Ish asks the question in the dumbest way possible…never apologize for who you are...boxes are for gifts, not for people…kids are flipping language sponges…single moms deserve ALL the love and respect…we miss Sabado Gigante…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If it’s not Mariah, it’s U2…again, if you love an artist, your fave song shouldn’t be a hit single…dive into the deep end people…fine, if it’s just an excuse to drink tequila then bring on Cinco de Mayo…Anna Wintour is less than amused this week…life needs distractions…imbalances are never a good thing when rights are at stake…ay la hipocresia...seriously, if that’s not your job then what is, Justice Alito…the unborn are the perfect protected class…no, black face is NEVER ok…we’ll say it again, BLACK FACE IS NEVER OK…Spice Girls make everything better…we love over-educated women…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Serving papers and truth…Twitter is already horrible…does a tweet exist in an echo chamber…see (or hear) something, say something…ay chica, ya deja lo de la mascara…seriously, do WASPs need reminding they have kids…ahhh the smell of fierce…great fitting clothes, horrible racist CEOs…hmmm, the origin of DJ’s Publix cake debacle involves Kmart…blue cheese and shrimp…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.