Pero Let Me Tell You

The only way to celebrate episode 227 is with Jackee...thank you Rum Cake Lady…and also big thanks to Arsht Center…Spice Girls + history = Darien’s dream musical…Croquetapalooza is coming…not sure Hialeah is the place the GOP is going to meet violence…jumping to conclusions thanks to social media…enough throwing food at things for climate change…awww we love that DJ’s mom loves Halloween…Justin Bieber or Perez Hilton…dressing as your high school self, the ultimate inside joke costume…Mariah totally had a moment with DJ…Celine Dion is an experience…not working weekends due to watching NFL is the epitome of entitled Gen Z bullshit…RIP Leslie Jordan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroFLIC: https://flic.votePero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcas

Welcome to 90s fragrance corner…you know we’re right about what perfume was worn by which Golden Girl…UK has an opening for Prime Minister if anyone’s interested in a temp job…either way, Liz Truss made the history books…it’s crazy that virtual friendships are real these days…also, nice to FINALLY meet you Boris Sanchez and Albisa Candles…Ish still isn’t over the fact Cookie Monster’s name is Sid…Muppets are people, fight us…more Diana Ross & paella talk, this time together…seriously, Mystical Seduction should be a fragrance from David Copperfield…and now the reveal about the birthday cake…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes we’re like smart and stuff…he’s even a civil engineer…another kid from Westcheste…when the White House calls…we all know about the dual identity of it all…we love when our guests know each other…never too late to follow your passion…we miss hunting for cocuyos…and now he’s also a playwright…don’t be afraid to sit with your thoughts…claro que we end this chat talking about croquetas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks again for the invite NYCC…representation matters even amongst fandom…gonna be hard to come back from this one Kanye…call people out on their BS…maybe Ish should go to Dick Wolf university…#Parkland…a bad childhood doesn’t excuse murder…yes kids, even Hispanics can be super racist…let the butter board variations begin…yes, DJ’s bday = what will the cake be this year…RIP Angela Lansbury…yeah, that is pretty much Miami in a nutshell…seriously check out a Pair of Nuts on YouTube…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ figures out the episode number…on occasion we do things separately…thanks for filling in Nery…what, no fried cheese or fun food…look at standups teaching each other…man, this is a yummy ep…JCVD for life…gateway rock is a nice place to stay…oh Kanye, your genius doesn’t excuse everything…wrestling is NOT fake…the moment you become a comedian…hi, Kohler…comedy has many forms…just keep scrolling…going out of your comfort zone evolves you…tks for being great Anjelah Johnson…check out Nery on tour and online...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosa Maria is leading the charge in generating awareness of Cuba’s human rights violations…turning personal tragedy into a call to arms…don’t think we’ve ever had a guest who’s visited the UN…wow, the SOB all but admitted killing her father…ultimately it’s the Cuban people having to lead the charge…minors are incarcerated for protesting…the tentacles of communism are making their way through Venezuela…embargo or not, it’s about the Cuban government having a chokehold on their own people…it’s OUR responsibility to keep amplifying THEIR voices…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sending thoughts and love to our fellow Floridians affected by the storm…there’s still so much to recover from…join us at Dos Croquetas 10/1 to drop of your donations…seriously, why the weird pronunciation for Punta Gorda…blast those asteroids NASA…Spain doesn’t mess around with taxes…Shakira in jail might be fun…bravo for representation MCU…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Brooklyn crater story is great…ramping up for our all Jackee episode…not buying why this woman put Adam Levine on blast…yeah, we’ve had our own DM experiences, albeit not salacious…what will DJ’s parents bring next…no such thing as Tupperware with latinos…ok, Martha of Miami have we got an idea…immigrants never toss anything away…clearly we’re identifiable getting pan de bono or dancing in a dark club…bro, please give the LGBT+ community credit where its due with Monkeypox…have they finally buried the Queen…yeah, in the court of public opinion, Meghan ain’t gonna win…welcome back Tristan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the right time to use the word ‘icon’…small world, maybe Ish & Arturo’s families knew each other…talent can be realized anywhere…we need more bass instruments in music again…oh and now another legend enters the story…family is everything after all…Grammy, Emmy, Presidential Medal of Freedom…cafecito (Cafe la Llave of course) y cigaro, can’t get more iconic…ultimately, freedom is what it’s all about…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Arturo Sandoval at the Arsht Center: https://www.arshtcenter.org/tickets/2022-2023/live-at-knight/for-love-or-country-the-arturo-sandoval-story/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats to Sheryl Lee Ralph…Maaarryyyyy…even Brit’s apology was at best backhanded…DJ learns about the Green Lantern Corp & Atlanteans…from woke to what?!…we do love Hawkgirl at a ventanita though…being latin IS an experience…can you identify with culture you didn’t grow up with…real people aren’t props…also, pretty sure that’s trafficking or at least kidnapping…funny how righteousness in the eyes of some absolves them from actually acting right…only we could shift from serious to 90s music…NYSYNC or BSB…from Only in Dade to SNL…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at https://www.therounds.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the Juan Luis Guerra…should we create a Spotify playlist…thanks for the mention of our trivia Eater…check out Que Bola AND Oro Fresco…a whole republic based on the conch…good riddance ya New Yorkers…don’t say you lived here if you never actually saw the real city…our food does not suck…RIP Queen Elizabeth…so many legacies are complex…for real, please make sure Morrisey wasn’t in town…mmm corn…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at https://www.therounds.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legit could NOT be prouder of this guy…SEVEN novels he’s written…love that he wanted to make sure he was legit representing…another SW alum done good…the world of comic geekdom, but make it retro…the main character is yet again from Westcheste…modern crime noir is an interesting genre…get Secret Identity, pero like now…even NPR is getting into the comics game…dammit he’s even got creator owned stuff…again, SO proud of this guy…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

End of summer in Miami means something else…seriously, can’t we transport water or desalinate or something…we’ve always said Miami es unico & so’s the ventanita…we’d eat the hell out of the Cuban American sandwich…los sillones would never be free for customer use…really playing fast & loose with ‘star’ this season on DWTS…ok Pero Primos, petition to get us on next season…lo que faltaba on SW Airlines, dick pics…affordable housing, let’s wait and see…or just write a book to afford your rent…if you or someone you know is in an emergency or needs help locating mental health resources, call or text 988Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at https://www.therounds.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No more Demi documentaries…if artists stopped shading people in songs, Tay Tay’d have nothing…we stand by our Eva Mendes position…it’s just fact, nothing cleans better than un palo de trapear y un cubo con Mistolin…fine Lysol wipes make the cut…too much news consumption is never good for you…apparently Bey & Jay had a cross country, time travel school experience…Sabado Gigante will never be forgotten…legit, who can get us on Price is Right…one governor donating to oust another governor is just icky…seriously, let’s get some new political blood in here…maybe we need a bolero about chicharo…Darien’s parents ARE the ones Jenny Lorenzo posted…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at https://www.therounds.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from Crackers in Miami Springs…talk about being on a roll, 11 credits by age 15…he speaks Spanish and brings pastelitos, definitely raised right…we’ll accept his middle child claim…novelas, sketch and comedy, talk about able to do it all…RIP Gordita Chronicles…we like this next generation of representation…what horror movies should we recommend…damn right he can be in the next superhero movie…can’t wait to see what else Noah is in (and not just cuz we want more pastelitos!)…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Punta Brown should be a Crayola color…thanks again Lucy…even buffets are changing names…you know we love our Dominicanos…congrats to our guests who are nominated for Imagen Awards…RIP Officer Cesar "Echy" Echaverry…Woodstock ’99, the original Fyre Festival with actual fire…and not a single frat boy (to our knowledge) was arrested for rioting or arson…a DJ story Ish actually doesn’t know…posting yourself ‘quiet quitting’ isn’t exactly quiet…OF COURSE Ish knows why DJ doesn’t like Irreplaceable…even Tweets about old appliances or cancer devolve…Eva Mendes definitely gets things ‘cuban clean’…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at htt

Welcome back Lucy Lopez…mmm Stephen’s Deli has way too many options, a great problem…we love a local girl who represents…we should invite more husbands/wives…dropping ideas left & right…opportunities for everyone…said it before & again, REPRESENTATION MATTERS…ladies, listen to this industry legend…Ish might be a masochist, but he would play Castro…don’t forget the real star is Ana Villafañe…any uncynical politicians even left…the homeless need our help…can’t leave our veterans just hanging out there…#nostoriesaboutuswithoutusTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another one off the wish list…he really was that impactful to Ish on the Golden Girls…you don’t work this long without being good at your job…nobody should be a ‘Generic-an”…who wouldn’t want to work with Rita Moreno…it’s all about bringing authenticity to every role…Ish & Tony may just be new BFFs…perhaps they’ll even just drink lots of vodka together…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Start every day with Charo…Ish loves his birthday and is so an August…bring on the vacations…who will be our guest host…DJ’s picason from trypophobia is very real…being recognized en un salon is the epitome of our universe…Cracker Barrel meatless sausage is not communism, people…congrats Ana Navarro…like sands in the hourglass, so goes Days of Our Lives to streaming…ok, but seriously 25 people to write ONE song…Ruben Rabasa is definitely an icon and example of never give up on your goals…Corte Tropical is an under appreciated classic…Enrique Santos, showing us how to reply to trolls…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need more of DJ’s Jojo Siwa…memories of salad bars of yore…all the history of retail giants you never thought you’d learn…OH YEAH, WE’RE IN A MUSEUM…sometimes planets align…Boars Head has a reference manual…it’s true, los drive thrus are outta hand…time investment is the ultimate form of no turning back…dammit, even Muppets are racist now…the irony of it being Rosita is NOT lost on us…dear IG, you’re not Tik Tok, signed everyone…trolls, you’re the worst but hey engagement is engagement…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.