Pero Let Me Tell You

Come see us live at The Fair on 3/23…El Moñoñon is a total bop…still amazing we know these people without knowing them…Boney M is pretty damn cool…said it before, say it again, the Billboard charts today don’t mean anything…lack of monoculture has even ruined high school pretension…psst, nobody cares if you leave IG…when Mirtha meets Apple Pay at the Cuban Bakery…Ish doesn’t understand talco as a gift for señoras…this trip down fragrance lane is quite the journey…the wall of torsos at Darien’s parents house…JLo is NOT Jota Low…Last Jupiñas: Andrew Otazo & Fernanda Cortes Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love us good comedians…Hialeah Cuban by way of Mexico…love a complex accent…improv is under appreciated but a great tool…always challenge yourself, don’t just settle for comfort…ok, this is the best story involving American Idol ever…we wanna dance with Lionel Richie too…Only in Dade is oddly an official news source now…maybe we can go to Dubai too…local kids making good, you know it’s our favorite tale…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always start an ep internationally…it’s sometimes ok to lie to the kids…sure it’s stilted, but at least AI got platanitos & cafecito right…deep fakes are absolutely terrifying…at least just ban TikTok filters…ok, sorry Gen Z I’m not feeling bad you have to get a 9 to 5 job…Bond’s gonna need A LOT of revising…at some point you’ve just created a whole new work of literature…don’t be a povo…we had a great SoBe WFF, but there was a moment where it could have gone really pear shaped…we appreciate Cheesecake Factory for what it is, nothing more nothing less…Last Jupiñas: @bullets_4_life & MMA trainer/fighter Jonathan HaughtTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, we like people who try hard…sure, it was bad, but go on Ariana de Bose, nobody was talking BAFTAs this much before…of course her name is Miercoles…RIP Raquel Welch…we’ve come a long way bay-bee…we don’t know, maybe the fetus is a serial killer…where does the slippery slope end…at what point is the tipping tipping point…tip accordingly, but we shouldn’t have to make up salaries…TWIST, this week Ish watched The View…is there a correlation between age and career politicians…we’ll never really age…and now we’re off to SoBe WFF…Last Jupiñas: Rita Moreno’s rejection, The Cosby ShowTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soooo much Jupiña…true icons of our culture…others can try, but you’re not Materva or Jupiña…still family owned…it’s up to us to keep that culture going…seriously, even in Ireland?!…when you’re a classic, you don’t mess with it…well, if Andy & Gloria are drinking it on-camera it’s endorsement enough for us…thanks to social media, you know how much your product has made an impact…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New mics, old hunchbacks…maybe the UFOs will be a good thing…yeah, Independence Day didn’t need a sequel…apparently RiRi’s never really been all that energetic…is it too much to ask to actually GAF?…like that we’re left being whelmed…sorry, Rolling Stone, you’re wrong…seriously, get your lines together Aldi…passive aggressive at its peak…all hail the instigator vieja…Marshall’s line anxiety…DJ to the translating rescue…we’re giving and taking with out love for Secret Miami…dammit now we want Swensen’s…last Jupiñas: Mom on Reddit & volunteers on the ground helping with the Turkey earthquake…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Took 6 years, but finally got Mario Ramil on the show…mmm, Pollo Tropical…guys, he’s not an owner of it…stand up vs sketch…comedy should be a little dangerous…but even that has a line…it’s about the nuances…true, non-english took the spotlight from an other wise awesome opener…Celia on a quarter, she just keeps on blazing trails…cubans in the mountains...seriously though, why Pigeon Forge…wait, somebody else knows Murphy, NC…turns out, bust your ass and things happen…support the Miami Film Festival…shout out to our fave poster of car fires, Only in Dade…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri

Thanks for the Laverne & Shirley love…how many podcasts can say they’re related to Oscar nominees…we miss the shared experience…yeah we sound like fuddy duddies, deal with it…nominating a 12 year old is in bad taste, not necessarily bullying…are the Razzies irrelevant and redundant at this point…Raven Symone’s overacting warms our hearts…the Golden Age of Hollywood was definitely of the mind that more is more…active parenting is wide spectrum…btw if you haven’t read a book, you shouldn’t be able to object to it…who’s the snowflake now…como Romeo y Julieeeetaaa…maybe DJ’s hoarding DOES spark joy…wow, 30 years into this friendship and Ish just learned something new about DJ…last Jupiñas: Hide & Seek champ & Mr Beast…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The

We’re back…5 is a nice oval number…thanks again to Cawy for letting us run around their factory to create that great video…chusmeria is comforting…man, that BP was REALLY high…thanks History Miami for inviting us…Willy Chirino is a true icon…Ish’s mom has some great stories…ahhh George Santos is the gift that keeps on giving…at least be a consistent liar…so we guess hell demons AREN’T waiting for Rhianna’s new album…sorry not sorry about Bob Dylan…Lizzo is a total beacon of light..appreciation vs appropriation is a fine line…last Jupiñas: Mel C & Coconut Grove Playhouse…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Aca

As our gift to our Pero Primos, here’s our appearance on the Que Bola podcast from earlier this year! Enjoy our chat with our one of our faves, Darwin Figueroa as we discuss soooo much about the Miami of it all!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Otro año gone by…there’s no need to be a last minute person with gift shopping…la pobre señoras that had to clean DJ’s regret at Marshalls…can you be triggered by something for which you’d seen results already…to contrary or not to contrary…George Michael ALL THE TIME?…was it an even swap with Russia…it’s time again for el turron...turron vs panettone...the beauty of resolviendo at 5 Below…the Respect for Marriage Act is a great step forward…seriously, they couldn’t have signed it indoors con el frio en DC…there’s a limit to the BBMak love apparently…long live Eva Mendes’ cuban clean…see you in 2023!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell

Tks to David Ulloa from the Shiver podcast for co-hosting…food & bubbly when Ish is away…welcome to childhood baseball talk…Croquetapalooza was a hit…sereno is the WORST…Art Basel isn’t ALL douche canoes…some of us shouldn’t show ANYONE our bank account balances…let’s go back to the tulip market value…if only we cared about culture in Miami as much as we care about knocking down buildings…we’re all sorta the good fat…to vegan or not to vegan…of course he craves croquetas…Meaghan & Harry’s new Netflix docuseries is upon us, the ultimate quiero pero no quiero…Indiana Jones and the ravages of age…mira que los Cubanos love Charles Bronson…the boys bonding over Bond…buh-bye Balenciaga…pierce that corporate veil…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jea

Anyone can post their 2022 Spotify wrapped but WE talk about it instead…of course the Mac & cheese lawsuit comes from Hialeah…look, we know Publix green when we see it…please don’t base your opinion on anything solely on bullet points and excerpts…don’t take up space that isn’t yours…as Cubans we can say things others necessarily can’t…man, Kanye is making Alex Jones uncomfortable…yeah, mental illness doesn’t make you anti-semitic…DJ is definitely sorry, not sorry about his stance on artificial trees…what IS a Russian violet…does anyone out there know the history of Augustin Reyes?…Mirta de Perales, now and forever…who knew ‘taint’ was a trigger word for DJ…talk about taking advantage of your shot at World Cup…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean

You think you know about el sandwich cubano…oh but don’t call it a ‘coo-bahn-oh’…funny how a little sandwich can say so much about a culture’s history…seriously, why were these society women so impressed by meat between bread…it really does come down to the bread…fine Tampa, you can make your claim…love seeing our friends in a book…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s nice to blend cultures for the holidays…uh-oh, the Publix cake disease has now extended to Thanksgiving…hmm, do we think this is all an elaborate hoax or not…95 years young Best New Artist, you go Angela Alvarez…never too late to live your dreams…there should be an element of surprise with gifts, even if it’s moccasines…if you’re going to be in the spotlight, you’re gonna have to answer questions, Maluma…dear Qatar, you can’t host a global event and then think you’re going to censor attendees…wouldn’t surprise us if FIFIA did let North Korea host…hasta cuando are these Disney tickets going to keep increasing…a cruise is more of a value…thank you for your service and allyship, Richard Fierro…psstt, Tristan’s here too with Legos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off a

So begins the holiday comelata…here’s DJ’s yearly turkey cooking tip…just one night without lechon…Ticketmaster has always been the devil…Swifties are unionized..can’t be a guilty pleasure if you don’t feel bad about it…Ish loves his cheesy British pop groups…Candace Cameron and the latest non-troversy…200 Hallmark movies and really only 3 plots between them all…it’s like only blondes celebrate Christmas…we’re still pulling for Jupiña Arena…but ok, La Vaquita Arena would be pretty cool too…yeah, we started the arena trend, deal with it…keep amplifying the voices of those protesting in Iran...Japi Sanguibin…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let M

Once a performer, always a performer…we NEED the vaquita shirt he was wearing…que pena, Ish doesn’t remember him from Chat on Mun2…traveling abroad will always change your life…one more Havana Club ambassador we love…and another bar to be envious of…check out his podcast Kill The Bottle, it’s freaking great…as if we didn’t already love Tony Plana enough…if you don’t evolve, are you even living…oooo, one more possible guest host…freestyle forever, hot wheels will NEVER die…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back non-election ads…take a promo lesson from Thalia…is it daylight savings or not…seriously, Miami addresses suck…do HOAs have a Santeria clause…is there a point where the pool boy should know better…ahhh religious hypocrisy, our fave…we know him without knowing him…let your freak flag fly just don’t shame others…the amount of mailers Ish got is crazy…Ana Navarro is NOT wrong on why Democrats lost Florida…marketing is marketing is marketing, regardless of product…RIP Aaron Carter…welcome back Lindsay Lohan…looking forward to the Christmas Story sequel…of course the only reality show Ish saw revolves around ladies of a certain age from telenovelas…thanks Only in Dade Cares…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-te

It’s not the same dollar store these days…ok Pero Primos, Ross, Marshalls or TJ Maxx…Twitter has now become an official, live, dumpster fire…you can’t take over a company and pass new policy in real time…advertisers should stay away...who knew Demi’s fanbase was so diverse…Jennifer Lewis is a national treasure who needs to be loved every day…and more Sheryl Lee Ralph too dammit…DON’T FORGET TO VOTE ON NOV 8…no vote = no voice…skittles are the oatmeal raisin cookie of candy…we love playing ‘this or that’…do NOT drink the Beverly…yeah, root beer is definitely cosa de gente blanca…8 hours on your feet at Starbucks isn’t exactly torture…Julia Roberts & MLK, who knew…welcome back, Tristan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroFLIC: https://flic.votePero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepub

Yet another Burger Beast victim, we mean friend…y’all don’t even know how good it smelled in Batch Cookie Company (which is now Blueprint Cookies!)…otro Westchester boy…who doesn’t love Chef Michelle Bernstein…from military to pastry chef…from Miami to Los Angeles to Atlantis…who knew a hotel could be more difficult than a restaurant…got a test kitchen, you’re still a chef…now he’s bringing his signature donuts to Miami (again!)…of course we’re gonna pick his brain on tips for Pin Pan Pollo…Ish learned 1st hand the coffee snobbery that is Chef Max and he’s here for it…a non-vegan who is passionate about offering vegan options…the audio of Ish experiencing the cookie doesn’t do it justice…foodgasm…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Blueprint Cookie: https://www.blueprintcookie.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.