Pero Let Me Tell You

Who says chiropractors are for viejos…it does pay to advertise…even the little guy can be a big player…get yourself adjusted, you sexy beast…getting relief should be accesible to everyone…it legit shouldn’t take an act of God to feel relief…no neck, no problem…we love a 3 step process…DJ’s version of ASMR is pretty unique…maybe Madonna isn’t the best vitamin guru…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Even with states between us, you get a show…NY can never be truly dead…Mr Borges goes to Washington…this isn’t about politics but people…say it again #BLM isn’t the same as the organization BLM…we need to amplify the voices on the island…cultural exchanges with Cuba still seems so revolutionary…making it against the odds knows no borders…Angel is the best character ever created, fight us…look at RENT even bringing back Noche Buena to Cuba…the least you can do is post an IG pic, Bezos…maybe we will go back to Britney next week…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patria y Vida…listen to those who are sharing their lived experiences…the embargo doesn’t work, but it’s not the culprit…sometimes social media can be a good thing…think outside the box for ways to hit companies where it hurts…human rights are something to demand, period…of course billionaires are going into space…Cuba Libre…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, hurricane seasons is a thing, unless it’s not…please no more toilet paper shortage…los pobres de Haiti…what a difference a mountain range makes…can we just #freeBritney already…don’t take your high school so seriously…although it’s nice to see Only in Dade not feature cars on fire…focus and determination tends to lead to success…seriously, can we hold ALL interviews in the Union Beer patio…all Miami roads lead to Pitbull…we want to meet more people with their own action figure…we ALL need a fight to get our aggression out…don’t blink is a great name for a podcast…fear people in suits…all roads lead to Westcheste…congrats Ulysses and Ashley!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look it’s late, I’m sleepy and y’all don’t really read this anyway so Bill Cosby, building collapse, presidents, Santo Domingo and Meaghan McCainTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Angelina…our hearts go to those affected by the Surfside building collapse…first responders are the most unsung of heroes…In The Heights, take 3…colorism is alive even among Latino communities…seriously, Mari Mar has to be in every language on earth...we can’t forget how far we’ve come, but also still got work to do…#FreeBritney…nobody should be controlled to that degree…WSVN trip down memory lane…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes we need full representation but we should also appreciate genuine efforts…la pobre Rita Moreno…it really is a joyful movie…interspecies cunnilingus…you can’t go R rated and then say you want to sell more toys…welcome to federal holiday, Juneteenth…celebrate all forms of freedom…Arsht continues to show its true colors…from tragedy 5 years ago to celebration of pride…seriously, check our HottPants, the deeper the cut the better the song…let’s just please keep educating ourselves…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF!Arsht Center: https://www.arshtcenter.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the reminder about trivia, Steph…bring on the representation…we apologize for CATS…yeah, we’re totally gonna cry…ok, she went to a debutante ball, and?…is it just all cancel culture now…celebs shouldn’t raise your kids…one more damn thing with a shortage…so el TikTok ahora has coffee recipes tamiben…seriously, Lilibet sounds like someone from Pinar del Rio…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who wouldn’t want a vacuna for a tractor…happy Pride y’all…hey, if rainbow themed crap at every store means more acceptance, we’re in…exclusion is always a slippery slope…never forget the Tulsa massacre…white washing is real and present…we do love a Cuban American power couple…soap acting doesn’t get the respect it deserves…el Cubaneo comes out when you’re a parent, it just does…Jean Paul Gaultier is still iconic…check out MODOK on Hulu…like we weren’t going to bring up Mariah…#whatisrememberedlivesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May Demi NEVER cost us that much chicken money…just respect people, grammar or not…living out loud is all well and good until you go on overload…women are not to be censored for being women…we’re not even sure how to bankrupt a yearbook…seriously, show me that $600 water view Miami apartment…never show up to a community and assume you know it…let’s make banquet halls come back so DJ can live his dream…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahhh starting a business during a shortage of that item is classic us…mask or don’t mask, just leave people be…ironic that the start of ‘Silver Spoons’ is feeling oppression…ay, deja supermarket workers alone…maybe beauty pageants are sexist, but pretty people need love too…congrats to our boy Louis Aguirre for selflessly helping the environment…pretty sure that keeping the bones in the freezer thing is JUST a Borges thing…it has to be Central Perk…seriously, why is Jen Aniston so dehydrated…Angela Lansbury is totally a serial killer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bro, we are hustling like only two Miami boys can…ugh, melon cake does not sound good at all…la gasolina no se esta acabando caballero…self fulfilling prophecies are why we can’t have nice things….just lie about your vacuna..man, interesting how a school can be so uneducated…crazy to think it’s been 20 years…always about promoting local…maybe next year Pin Pan Pollo will be there…an even that gives back is an event we love…safety first, then yummy food…yeah, certain song you’ve just gotta be more Americano to appreciate it…we stand by Imagine being overrated to a higher degree…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSoBe WFF: https://sobewff.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course we start a chicken business and can’t find chicken…btw if you find the truck, let us know…is there a Dr office blindness at this building…basically, just let Snow White die…es verdad, the Queen is an idiot…never leave out a tia from a bautiso…we tease, we tease our Jersey primos…who wouldn’t want Andrea Burns as their mom…dying is easy, comedy is hard and this short film is hilarious…shoot, it’s not easy to get on HBO…go see it people, if we don’t watch our stories they won’t get made..our thoughts are with our primos Colombianos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPin Pan Pollo: https://www.instagram.com/pinpanpollomia/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Swensens…ahhh CD booklets…burgers ain’t going anywhere…sometimes we’re all Ted Snooze…if you’re going to have a wedding, maybe get permission first…we think God wasn’t so much involved as delusion…coladas and donuts at mojo donuts should be our new go to interview spot…without Que Pasa there would be no PLMTY…Cubans are the WASPs of Miami…said it before and say it again, authenticity stands the test of time…and Sesame Street too?!?…Grover and Oscar, what a combo…writing for Muppets AND Celia, it will never be better…we interrupt these last sodas for the Oscars…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comFound in Translation: www.amasmusical.org/event-details/found-in-translation-in-search-of-my-cuban-roots Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mmm pastelitos are the best way to start any episode…flaky or smooshy, which is best…Sia’s chain of bakeries…accountability, it’s the first step…law enforcement needs to be reviewed, not abolished…pretty sure croquetas should NOT explode…self driving, pero within reason caballero…of course it’s an icon brand, we created ventanita culture…tienen cafe pa’ todo el mundo…again, estamos en todo…if you’re part of the world, give back to it…ahh, colada vs cortadito, the age old question…recycle AND up cycle when you can…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTerracycle: https://www.terracycle.com/en-US/Cafe la Llave: https://cafelallave.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tick tock to trivia night…grey is sexy…tips and tricks on el tinte…a taser is NOT a gun…you don’t honor vets with pepper spray…call it what you want, we need to reform the police…un tilo pa’ los racistas…remakes with a point of view…definitely need las viejas fighting over el buckaroo…Mmm FINKA, que rico…cafetorium, learn it…ah yes, the lament of Latino parents of la rareza…determination and luck tend to be a great combo…Wu-Tan Flan drink soooo good…now we’ve met TWO Gloria Estefans…pile on the pelucas…she worked with H-Duff…it IS a team win…representation now and alwaysTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Dusk Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dreadgods/the-dusk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trivia Night, see ya there…yeah, being latino at a hospital really is it’s own experience…we all have a good side, but we don’t filter it to death…ahhh, DJ & the Kardashians… 30+ years later, the Menendez Brothers ain’t the best representation of Cuban Americans…maybe you know a ‘baby boy/girl’ in your family…parental support goes a long way, especially los sacrificios…250 episodes in 2 years for a sitcom is crazy…good ol’ Law & Order…being ballsy pays off…be a character, not a caricature…gotta love a man who supports his wife…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTrelles Cottage: https://thetrellescottage.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nobody we’d rather celebrate with than Sef…hmmm, maybe we are a lil’ psychic…of course we’re gonna talk about food…you never forget your first 5 inches…DJ’s memory of the shopping centers on Bird Rd is either impressive or scary…always help the local guy when you can…don’t be coming to our city and hustling us out…we should all have a nice asshole in our lives…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBurger Beast: https://burgerbeast.comPinecrest Bakery: https://pinecrestbakery.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously WTF is FTX arena, no jodas…it’ll always be Joe Robbie…the grass roots campaign to name Marlins stadium starts here…our beach is NOT your trash can…Spring Break has always been rowdy, just now we have more footage…again, we get the meme but SoBe and Times Square aren’t exactly the same…necessity is the madre of all invention…if it doesn’t exist create it…every little bit helps…a passion project doesn’t have to be expensive…Iris Chacon is taking it back and then some…we ALL love Celia Cruz…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLatina Made not Maid: www.latinamadenotmaid.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Covid-versary…goals are goals…como cuesta el Peloton…spend that stimulus money kids…Sharon, Sheryl, yeah it can get confusing…never trivialize others experiences…you know we love hometown kids done good…that many latinos in one place is huge in front and behind the scenes…complicated characters are always more fun…seriously, Cubans aren’t fans of la ’s’…getting some behind the scenes scoop on Ish’s fave SVU scene pretty much just made his 2021…keep the journalism coming...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.