Pero Let Me Tell You

90s slow jams are the best…are you early, mid or late 90s…seriously, get thee to Beat Culture Brewery…man, stainless steel is shiny…still not over the Real World of it all…Ish would’ve totally rocked the volcano pool…Meghan, we believe you pero tampoco no vengas con cents…ultimately it’s about being true to you in spite of outside forces…ahhh the Miami show of it…what IS the Miami sound…groovy music is the best music…come see JaiAlai (the band) with us on March 26…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBeat Culture Brewery: https://beatculture.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we no longer have precious moments for our Precious Moments…Nothing more Miami than Marilyn’s 15s…yep, making Darien’s dreams come true…Dr Seuss is NOT cancelled…there was a bit of business in that decision…side part vs middle part…Eminem isn’t perfect, but art can’t always be safe…the queen of 305 Day…it’s all about having pride in where you’re from…give back to your community…latinos come in many varieties…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can’t wait for the Fair to come back this winter…los pobre perros de La Gaga…dog walking should NOT be dangerous…gender fluid potatoes are now a thing…even spuds should be inclusive…sure it’s appropriation but at least its a positive one…ah yes, the rich have all the perks, even if they’re not “The Boss”…all interviews should be outside at Union Beer…brother/sister dynamics are the best…fine, we’ll tell Karen…if you don’t know La Covacha, you’re NOT from Miami…stand up for what’s right people, even if in small doses…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, the Borges’ need a show…hope everyone in TX is staying safe…Fake Famous it the most appropriately named doc…yeah, how DO we make that teal wall happen…Qtip, QAnon, only one is actually useful…take the girl outta Miami, but…Broward, Broadway, casi lo miso…oh yeah, she IS a Kendall girl…she originated two fantastic Latina roles…she worked with Lin-Manuel Miranda AND Gloria Estefan, no big…theatre needs to survive COVID…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comGeorge Street Playhouse: https://georgestreetplayhouse.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No cat filters here…seriously, how can you get a filter stuck…Gorilla Glue really DOES work…hair should NOT require surgery…#FreeBritney…you know we’re fans of Ms Spears…#JusticeForJanet…Justin and sexism go hand in hand…oh the impeachment…Mirtha is all about following your dreams…who doesn’t like a nice artisanal candle…Canadian last sodas for all…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Super Bowl Sunday or Janet Jackson appreciation day…we prefer our commercials on game day…mmm comelata is always a reason for a party…legit, the Garage Sale episode of Que Pasa USA is a masterpiece all around…RIP Dustin Diamond…croqueta specificity…Sheryl Crow hums the hits…ok seriously, Ish nearly peed during DJ’s Jojo Siwa impression…the legend of Selena will only rightfully growTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBig thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring our ep! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally back mi gente…we’ve miiiiiised you…despite DJ’s abuela, we love our air fryers…seriously, we’re not trying to be political…with that said, here’s hoping for a calm 4 years…new goal for 2021, getting banned from social media…we’d rather storm a croquetapalooza…Hilaria Baldwin is closer to Hillary Duff…why fake being something you’re not…Carrie in menopause, ugh…hmmm, a Zoom party perhaps for ep 150…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Caballero, pero que año…love us some listener ‘mail’…at least we got Joe Exotic...did we miss anything this year…the mystery of the Caja China that isn’t THE Caja China…legit DJ LOVES 12 days of Christmas…at some point Ish WILL teach DJ how to make a lechon old school style…seriously, who stops at two croquetas…don’t forget out 6 days of Christmas giveaways…happy holidays vs seasons greetings…see y’all in 2021!!!!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mariah is more than the queen of Christmas…a holiday legacy is not the worst…ugh, Imagine, que cancion pa’ caer mal…New Year’s Eve is just way too much thinking and pressure to be a happy night…congrats to our girl Lucy Lopez…is posting news the same as being a news organization…again, check your sources…RIP One Day at a Time, gone but never forgotten…never stop fighting for our representation in the artsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No, we must protect our Queen…Billy Corben, keeping even politicians he supports honest…so long as the vaccine doesn’t grew an extra limb, bring it…please don't go away movie theaters...Miamians are everywhere, even the mountains of GA…oooo palace intrigue…don’t be one of the cool kids on Spotify…seriously, though get our march for the holidays!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Down supermarket memory lane…llegaron los holidays…those OJ machines aren’t practical but they’re fun…we miss going to get videos on a Friday night…bring on the shopping & deals…be thoughtful with gifts depending on the person…DJ’s upside down turkey recipe…cheesecloth is so whatever…there are still ways to give back, even virtually…non-profits need help year round, not just the holidays…creativity usually leads to human connection…again, not USED socks people…ultimately do what you can…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comStoryWorth: www.storyworth.com/PEROLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cravings are cravings…hello nice weather...oh, Miami experiences…yep, Ish is responsible for CAO’s chicken salad sandwich…tremendo cherry cheesecake…competition is one thing, cannibalization is another…flip phone, pues a pasar hombre…he knocked the guy out in under 3 seconds…give to your community…THREE SECONDS…seriously, enough with cars on fire…we’re a vibe that can’t be defined…gotta be slick about marketing…purse on the floor, money lost…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comStoryWorth: www.storyworth.com/PEROManscaped : www.manscaped.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get it Annie Lennox, enough rain…but what would happen if we do free Britney…RIP Alex Trebek…being a gameshow host truly is a lost art of sorts…bring on the lawsuits…ya just sue all 50 states, get it over with…you can’t have it both ways…shadowing DJ sounds exhausting…can’t argue if the ground rules aren’t agreed on…hmm, is it about just aligning with whoever is in power…we’re similar, not identical…ultimately we can never forget the human spirit…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ totally missed out on so many important things…ay las elecciones…never give up a chance to do something you believe in…disheartened but not defeated…groupthink is never a good thing…no matter what happens, at the end of the day it’s about coming together…and always offer your friend your last soda..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of our fave Miami girls, Lucy Lopez guest hosts this week…oh Billy Corben, we know exactly how you feel about loving AND hating Miami…maybe that meme site DOES exist…yeah, maybe don’t pick on a 17 year old for something she’s not talking about…unity but only on your terms demonstrates you just want to be right…say it again, mess with DJ & you’ll have Ish to deal with…if you’re just out to destroy, ask yourself why…VOTE VOTE VOTE…again, Desi Arnaz got it right, we LOVE Lucy…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for stopping by Stephanie…get out and vote gente…RIP Quibi…la pobre Tiffany Trump…maybe Pope Francis will be Moira Rose for Halloween…pick and choose what you wanna follow…seriously, que rico esta Mi Tabla…welcome to the community Carole Baskin…musicals are back, even if we had to suffer through CATS to get here…playing DJ does feel a bit weirdTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy birthday DJ…look for the joy but always keep the memories…yeah, non phone pics were always better…what would be the best sexy costume…halloween costume models must have great horrible tales…so many missed party opportunities…we don’t care for reboots but you can dislike it without being anti-POC…Super Mario Bros was all about the life lessons…bring on Princess Peach..awww, sweet last soda DJ…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hasta pa’ Halloween we’re different…is a monk a career…even with COVID, we need candy…our youthful felony is such a non-event…yeah, maybe we’ve had to change costumes due to a hurricane…believe the Zangief costume when we see it…halloween won’t be stopped…oooo a family of circus folk, from Spain no less…favorite scary movies are so dependent on the moment…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See above…..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does el sirope prevent cooling…mmmmm nectar juice…Chris Wallace is seriously doing God’s work…he who yells more isn’t usually the one with something to hear…the drop box should be like the letter to Santa…of course Cubans are the only Hispanics to aspire to being a supremacist group…maybe there’s a difference between social drinkers and COVID drinkers…it’s true, DJ has the tolerance of a damn Irishman…there’s sharing and there’s oversharing…being an influencer doesn’t mean you can’t take time for you…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVelocia : https://www.velocia.ioHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.