Pero Let Me Tell You

Soraya was the OG of all novela OGs…RBG thank you for being notorious…we never know the precedence until its been set…prequelitis strikes again…one more iconic movie Ish hasn’t seen…Carrie was the worst, fight us on it…Kim Catrall needs to be on our screens forever…fresh Cuban bread, nothing better…never slow your hustle…sometimes opportunity will present itself, wait for it…seriously, she’s clearly a wizard, no other explanation…ok, vela de sofrito o lechon…west or east coast, Cubans we still relate…the Marta Darby effect is REAL…we define un efficiency…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVelocia : https://www.velocia.ioAlbisa Candles: https://albisacandles.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just let Carole dance…ok, bur for real #PERODWTS…you hire Tyra, you get Tyra…Yeah, Ish is pressing charges on a minor…and DJ is totally judging Ish…nobody should be separated from their family…satire and irony are our bread and butter…you can love and hate a city equally…Miami is uniquely Miami and never anything less…said it before, say it again, el calor de Miami es unicorn…Charo, Joe Rogan and Nick Cannon, make it happen people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVelocia : https://www.velocia.ioMiami Creation Myth: https://miamicreationmyth.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Half and half porque siempre estamos en todo…no, Ish hasn’t see Scarface…Mariel was the start of the modern day Cuban exodus…40 years later it’s impact is still being felt...yeah, we find other Westchester people all over the US…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, Jenny Lorenzo se la comio…bye bye Kardashians…just don’t lie about your ethnicity, it’s that easy…Manhattan or Los Angeles…impossibly beauty standards…ugh, gender reveals will be the destruction of us all…there is an art to the efficiency…once a Miami boy, always a Miami boy…music is so shareable and yet intimate…live music will never be the same…always be part of a community and be sure to give back…hmmm maybe Carole Baskins will be a great dancer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back to school con dolor de cabeza…seriously, felon today but computer tech tomorrow…pssst, the VMAs weren’t the first virtual awards show…maybe the Oscars should be a drive-in…when is cultural appropriation actually cultural appreciation…sometimes a kimono is just a kimono…finally the British take a stand against los americanos…aint no shame in the age game…just start, don’t overthink…Latinas need to own what make them special and see it as an asset…aja, Darien and Seth Rogen, long lost voice twins…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

STP, great band but Ish’s blind spot…Dave Matthews is way too Americano for us y ni hablar de Phish…when DJ is too liberal for MSNBC, says ALOT…45 minutes for 3 minutes…Oye Bette, bigotry is NOT cool…and you too far right…let’s create a horror movie called the victimization of Sonny…the rotating Sabado Gigante co-hosts…if only it would snow chocolate everywhere…they’re so brusk but that’s how we like our Cubanas at bakeries…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who says we’re not in the Matrix…all of 2020 is a glitch…Mulan is only the beginning, welcome to the pandemic New Mutants…blech, prequels are so unnecessary…too much IMAX…nope, not gonna argue with someone who could ‘accidentally’ knick my throat...maybe we should go to a quinces with Marco Rubio…sabes que? Everybody comunista, y ya!…foam party…Be Best is well known by who exactly…ugh, all politicians are the worst…now we gotta deal with islamaphobes tambien, no jodas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVisit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

La Gloria de Estefan…bring on la mesa roja…it’s a post WAP world, deal with it…if we all learned to laugh at ourselves like Cardi B, estariamos mejor…those damn mujeres con ambicion…who knew where you vacation would be a campaign sticking point…maybe all Law & Order characters, big or small, have an entire back story…just cuz we’re latino, it’s not ALL we are…just opening your mind can let you be educated…Guillermo Diaz was totally freeing Britney way back when…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVisit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yay CBS Sunday Morning is back…there’s aging gracefully and then there’s trying to fool yourself to reality…just cuz she’s no saint, doesn’t mean Ellen is the devil…never tell anyone how to be more of what they are…know your rights, renters…ya tu sabes, Abuelas with smartphones…Who’s the Boss 2.0, finally some good news in 2020…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBig thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring our ep! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/Visit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, no that’s not what causes those things…true guaperia knows no age limits…so decide, is it real or not cuz ya can’t have it both ways…not all Drs are created equal…the one time vegetarians have saved people…justice for Glitter indeed..sexual Stockholm syndrome is just kidnapping guys…RIP Regis…should we start a hashtag to get us on Dancing with the Stars…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com, promo code PERO20 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donuts, yummmm….ay como joden los vegans…almost as much as Karens…Impossible doesn’t equal vegan, bueno usually…oh entitlement, mira que you love the US…O Canada…representation will always be important…the best way to represent is with a laugh…follow your dreams, it’s always the best way to go…we’re all about name props…sorry for the marketing corner…seriously, maybe we can be on Exalton…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please bring back theme songs, even if just for 2020…sitcom hostage episodes were an odd staple…just when we thought food was off limits…just think before you act, is all…is an apology after punishment contrite…apparently WayFair has just what everyone needs…is COVID over yet?…wow, the Heifer Corporation KEEPS coming up…dejen de comer mierda con el telefono while driving people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COVID, COVID everywhere…jamming a swab up your own nose gives ya perspective…we’ll always need a Little Havana…immigrants, we get the job done…seriously how did we not ALREADY have a Walter Mercado documentary…let’s face it, we should all just wear capes nowadays…gender fluid before it was even a term…sometimes you need to take a chance on yourself…no lie, watch Dolphin Lover…man, we do love It’s A Living…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe just don’t go around suing 17 year olds without basis…ok, maybe Sophia was a bit racist but not Rose…at the end of the day, we still believe in this country…anchoring a major network newscast, dale que tu puedes…look at us cross connecting our guests…maybe one day we’ll interview a First Lady…never take the press for granted…is there even a pop diva whose songs we can’t make into sentences…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vitamin D deficiency and surplus…es verdad, just be shirtless…whatever, bring on the aliens already…is there an expectation of privacy in public…carajo, ponte la mascara…these times call for more Mae West…it’s all about taking control of your story…bring yourself to every role and it becomes so much more…Dania was seriously the sweetest…ooooo Mae West AND Eartha Kitt, it IS Pride…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to learn about Juneteenth…slowly but surely we’re getting to democracy for everyone…yeah, we absolutely know which Britney statues should go where…oh, but we love and hate our Cuban people…the time is definitely now for these discussions…the media should be held accountable for representation…dear executives, trying something once for a week does not a case study make…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBrown & Black Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/brown-black/id1499382805Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nelly Furtado and a delicious caldero of frijoles negro…since when has this country ever celebrated losing…seriously, let’s get a Dolly flag going…sometimes you just gotta break it down to basics…mira que los racistas son metidos…taking tragedy and adding comedy is never easy…seriously, Chris’ mom is beyond adorable…specific = relatable…never stop telling our stories…performing for a silent audience is just bizarre…Ish & Chris watching Lifetime movies together would cause a flood of tears…gasless and fizzy sodas coming up…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comScattered Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scattered/id1483117984Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s just Ish for this mini-sode…dang technology making us lose our IG Live episode…we have to continue having conversations about social injustice and racism…special thanks to our guests Danell Leyva and Louis Aguirre…if you’ve been wanting to get one of our shirts, now your purchase will help donate to the NAACP…always be anti-racism…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Together after Corona…let’s face it, Willy Wonka was all about setting examples…finally, Kmart has people…heart attack vs indigestion…don’t be a Central Park Karen…acknowledge other people’s experiences…#georgefloyd…quien llama la policia on a party…maybe if Quibi aired It’s a Living…the perfect buttercreamTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuban Guys is the bomb…pick anything on the menu, it’s all delicious…love that we can finally hear what you guys think about us…interviews are kinda like our children, they’re all our favorites for different reasons…Becky with the good hair, in jail…he should be Hitachi 96….90s/00s pop has always been the best…Darien’s mom on Rupaul Drag Race, make it so…ugh, Kardashians again…maybe we should interview each other…gypsies, tramps & ho’s should be a songTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.