Pero Let Me Tell You

Mango surplus is a real thing…mmm guayana frita…caballero, where does 13k lbs of trash even come from…yep, 11 lbs of Greek yogurt and 7 dozen eggs…wow, the anti-vaxxers aren’t just hippies anymore…sometimes a protest doesn’t end as intended…gym time has to change…yeah, we love Fuller House and what…hey Tristan…jogging while black shouldn’t be an executable offense…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s so much better when we see each other…don’t come for my bees dammit…preying mantises are our only hope…no y ahora frio tambien...doing the right thing shouldn’t come with jail time…why so much protesting…let’s bake MORE bread...snakes like traveling, too…bueno, when you’ve always been old…from police officer to DJ, of course…wow, pranking two horrible dictators = GOALS…always strive to be the best representation possible…RIP Don Shula and thank you…happy Mother’s Day!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seguimos con la quarentena…ugh, participation ribbon BS…by its nature positivity can’t be negative…high-rise building communism…literature is so important…Easy V doesn’t come for free…when you dream something, make it happen…seriously, you NEED to watch What We Do In The Shadows…stealing a scene from a vampire ain’t easy...success is about knowing when to take your shot…way to go Mattel…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comWhat We Do In The Shadows: https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/what-we-do-in-the-shadows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, tapate la boca…como se quejan la gente caballero…protest all you want, but despues no te pongas a joder…c’mon, it’s the perfect time to remodel…it only took a pandemic for her schedule to free up…4 cousins is practically a nuclear family for Cubans… los sacrificios is what motivates the children of immigrants most…she really is like una Caro Burnett…she’s all our abuelas because it’s her Abuelo…guys, you need to see Misu Queen…we ALL love Marta Darby…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.comJenny Lorenzo: http://www.jennylorenzo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A cocinar se ha dicho…Mac and cheese gastronomy…seriously The Baker and the Beauty is bien cute…as we say, it’s about the nuances, especially when it comes to pastelitos…look, just give a little cariño to geography is all we’re saying…we love our girl Lucy so hard…everybody’s Zoomin’…don’t forget who is really the community…sip vs gulp, it’s very telling…es verdad, Miami really does come together…never forget to ground yourself…seriously, how are we just now giving the Estefan’s a last soda…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some things you CAN’T blame on La Corona…seriously, how is it days go so quick but we don’t know which is which…they truly were a Modern Family…we should all be as sexy and funny as Sofia Vergara…piensen antes de hablar, people…fill out the Census caballero…pero pesto viene deeds la Constitution??…we all need resources…seriously, ya estan en la casa…give in any way you can, trust us it matters…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com305 Masks: https://www.305masks.comUS Census: https://www.census.gov Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you all first responders…happy easter, definitely gonna have hidden eggs…well, at least we can be stuck at home in PJs…that ain’t right, nobody should have their job at stage right now…Tiger King is the doc we need right now…we ALL know una Carole Baskin…self righteous people always have stuff to hide…yeah, Kylie Minogue is still the epitome of fun pop…maybe some day we’ll be able to record together…stay safe caballeroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More from Carnaval on the Mile…seriously, we’re like ethnic Hannah Montana with our best of both worlds…celebrate your history always…if you have a choice to be vibrant and colorful, why not…awww Burdines & Zayre, gone but definitely never forgotten…well of course arroz con mango is one of his pieces…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTony Mendoza art: https://tonymendozaart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aqui con la cuarentena…keep the positive vibes going…we LOVE our special guests…fine, no turkey burgers…huzzah for Broadway HD…caballero, get thee to Tiger King pero ya…We should all travel with our own theme music…seriously, we need to stop having people on with better voices than us…once a hometown boy, always a hometown boy…care for the environment people or Louis will hunt you down…like Ish wasn’t going to bring up Sex & the City…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBurger Beast: https://burgerbeast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from Carnaval on the Mile…it’s a friendly rivalry between Miami-Dade and Broward, promise…sounds great for laryngitis…nah, Dolly would never make anyone feel bad…from country to pop…check his new single “Youth” on March 27…you know we love a singer-songwriter…Alex di Leo: https://www.alexdileo.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s important to always remember the past…self-identity, easier on Tik Tok?…let’s face it, by now DJ & Ish have probably infected each other with COVID19…NY or Miami, germs are everywhere…THANK YOUR TEACHERS!…don’t forget the most susceptible population caballero…support local, it’s gonna be a rough couple weeks…stay safe mi gente!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for coming out to Carnaval on the Mile everyone…we are decidedly NOT the US Census…como jade la Corona…why do we insist on panicking…where is all the toilet paper going…seriously, we should all know how to wash our hands already…I’ll show you clicks above trailer trash…she was 13?!?!…Lisa Lisa and Expose is pretty much freestyle Woodstock…we could never be the guy to question a Puerto Rican mother…said it before, say it again, freestyle music is iconic, period…The Fair: https://www.thefair.meTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you ALL for listening to us for 3 years and counting…of course we start with Britney…come see us at Miracle on the Mile AND The Fair…nothing compares to traditions…and fair food…we love seeing engagement, especially when it’s civilized…woke culture is the ultimate double edged sword…just don’t be a jerk…watch Gentefied caballero…are you a DJ or Ish when it comes to silence…Mickey finally gets his due…again, thank you ALL for your love, here’s to another 100!!!The Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Absolutely honored to be part of this iconic Miami event…seriously, Thalia looked like she’d been crowned regent…no joke, who knew the 2020 version of The Factory was in South Miami…the more we talked about these characters the more real they got…do yourself a favor and check out this year’s Carnaval Miami poster…we really do love all music genres…some people who SPEAK Spanish, can’t write in Spanish…no big, just Like Santander…definitely got that twist of lime…inspiration can come from the most unexpected places…Carnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comVictor Garcia: https://vgastudios.comTim Charron: https://timcharron.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us at Carnaval on the Mile…siempre con el comunismo…being proud of your body isn’t pornographic…hell, name MORE things after Harriet Tubman…it’s just la US1…ugh, enough with labels already, can’t we just be people…Latinos represent….we totally heart out Spanish Aqui Presents peeps…sometimes you have to give it all up to really grow…TRL will never be forgotten…it’s important that WE tell OUR stories…The Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The history of the croquette of course takes it to Cuba…the long lasting legacy of Selena…Ish still wouldn’t save her, come too far with JLo…maybe we established downtown Westchester…ear worm be damned, Santa’s is an institution…chicharron ASMR…sometimes working with family works out…quality doesn’t always have to mean expensive…SW Eagles baby…you can be successful AND a genuine human being…maybe one day we’ll get invited to the SoBe WFF…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comThe Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comDos Croquetas: https://www.doscroquetas.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Estamos busy caballero…Andy Garcia, class act…come see us at Carnaval on the Mile…cancer couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy than Rush…maybe all recipients of the Freedom award are horrible people…can’t escape the Bloomberg commercial…hmm, Miami is home to the cosmo…so many things in Latino home are just de adorno…local media needs to stay around…even this many years later, Ish is still finding new things out about DJ…the Corona virus is clearly the result of communism…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring back Pimpinela as hardcore rappers…we could totally revive La Oti..latinos in da house…never shy away from speaking your language…we should all be praising the power of the Latina woman…in the Caribbean we’re just warmer…mira que modem con el caucus…yeah, Pimpinela minus the incest…culture knows no bounds…there should be a purity to art, as well as genuine appreciation…caballero, seriously go check out Domino Saints pero ya…cheesy as it sounds, music really is universal…seriously though, we’ve never felt less cool…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comMiss Carnaval 2020: misscarnavalmiami2020.eventbrite.comDomino Saints: dominosaints.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comwww.SpanishAquiPresents.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tremendo tembleque in Miami…shout when the excitement moves you…we need to head back to LA sooner than later…designating SAP NSYNC parallels is thought out…Pedro Zamora, gone but definitely never forgotten…que pasa pena, we still owe Jupina…next episode, us and baby Yoda…let’s totally get a mega mix by Gloria going…Tony has blindspots PAST the 90s…we’ve mentioned Acapulco H.E.A.T. now more than it was on the air…big boobs + viejo verde = pretty much every Spanish language sketch show…#YoTambien…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comMiss Carnaval 2020: misscarnavalmiami2020.eventbrite.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comwww.SpanishAquiPresents.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

welcome to season 3…after that documentary we definitely won’t F with cats…look Equinox, we’ve had enough of your comemierderia…nobody should aspire to narcissism…even cheaper gyms have good lighting…caballero, que trio en Miami…shameless plug alert, we got merchandise…is new wave white the new white nonsense…turns out Bernie Sanders is tremendo comunista…you’re a grownup, act like it…both sides of the aisle are acting like it’s their time…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.