Lupin Lottery

Episode watched: #92 "Madame and a Thieves' Quartet" In this episode, Lupin is a weirdly nice guy and agrees to help out the widow of his former teacher for no material gain whatsoever. Also he has to pretend to be a musician and all of his master criminal friends are real bad at playing along! This week we talk about being a human disaster, shmup town, haunted dolls, podcast gremlin, bad grave location, Josuke the 3rd, evil ICPO higher-up #12, your cousin Jigen Mozart, Loobastank, the blackface quartet, orchestral incidental music, Doris and Gladys Nothing, the rage of Mark, death penalty for theft, the glorious finale, dinosaur ancestry, and car teleportation.

Episode watched: #3 "I Can Hear Nessie's Singing" In this episode, no stealing is done and the gang doesn't make any money at all. But hey, Nessie is there! This week we talk about cryptid representation, cursed genesis games, cheese jail, the tool man/drill bit taylor, Vin Diesel mind palace, fog songs, dick silhouette, dirt Fujiko, surprisingly good newspaper, dickless chaps, bethesda handcuffs, boat scotch, Dr. Oz, worst spy, Nessie Ahab, cryptid incel, is Goemon a vampire, return of the plush ass, take it sleazy, stomach jail, return of no ass, popeye torture, and a fuck you to teens.

Episode watched: #15 "Two-Faced Lupin" In this episode, a man pretending to be Lupin is murdering people left and right and pinning all the blame on the genuine article! Also the episode kind of bends over backwards to justify how in the world anyone is fooled by it! This week we talk about dopplegamers, media historian Sean Reilly, slaying spires, DC trip, once again in France, Lupin telephone game, we found Walupin, many names, time lord theory, bad Mozart, crystal dick, professor Dickhead, no walls just curtains, Hitchcock security camera, quick to murder, evil Lupin haircut, and nothing is resolved.

Episode watched: #110 "Sharp Shot! This Is Fujiko!" In this episode, we find one of the most hackneyed of sci-fi tropes used for some of the most buckwild bullshit possible. Also, everyone gets naked! This week we talk about a podcast invasion, slain by bees, Jess Hero Academia, repeated Aggretsuko facts, Bazi Bermany, constable Dracula, just say no, Lupin-centric economy, ugly jockey sweaters, fear machine, leaving Goemon in the car, the Biff Tannen future knowledge, Jigen's ass, botched joke, octopus buses, this robot is trained to smash your camera, naked ending, what if Lupin play Space Invaders, and the end-of-season review.

Episode watched: #34 "Lupin, Who Turned Into A Vampire" In this episode, we return to our regularly scheduled batshit insanity, where vampires are extremely real and it turns out that in the Bible places and dates were changed to protect the innocent. This week we talk about cursed foley, green jacket (is good), hiding cats, religious dates, Abbott and Costello meet Lupin, shitty tarot, morphing into a Scooby Doo episode, safe nonsense, canon piss defense, drunk doctor, fever dream synopsis, scrape and lick, unexplained Elvis, Johnny Bloodborne, piano problem, a graveyard smash, the incredible reveal, equal exchange, Goemon's JNCO jeans, vampires are made of pudding, pretending to be Jesus, the dumb/good theory, and Fallout-centric questions.

Episode watched: #47 "Her Majesty's Slipshod Inspectors" In this episode, we mercifully have a coherent plot as Lupin steals England's crown jewels on the day of the wedding, all while being pursued by the worst policemen in all of England! This week we talk about eldritch episodes, gamer baby, Lupin normcore, abandoned bit, imperial fucker, the wizard tower of London, a slightly larger than reasonable amount of cigarettes, Jess implodes, graphic design is my passion, judge Fujiko, they're called fries, Mark the downer, ultimate cockblockers, messing with cops, an actually good plan, We Happy Few DLC, confound those Dover Boys, the worst slip up, shitty tour guide, the Queen's titties, fucked up perspective, and geography is meaningless.

Episode watched: #65 "Lupin's Enemy Is Lupin" In this episode, Maxie joins us in time for Lupin to meet his most persistent foe to date: some random douche that half of us just met because we watch all these episodes out of order. This week we talk about how everyone remembers the new guy, good-adjacent, framing narration, big handsome, shitty army, too many variables, Soda Popinski head of interpol, boxing interlude, Mark is immature, Fujiko OUT, mountains of curry, unexplained tentacle, 2 rocks, comedy ordinance, prankster Jigen, the gang gets WOOHPed, topical racism, what if Lupin fight radscorpions, water sword horseshit, everyone just assumes the recurring villain is dead, The Village (People), and The Wet Saxons, and free real estate. Maxie's bandcamp: https://pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com/

Episode watched: #21 " Explore the Mysterious Women's Palace" In this episode, Lupin and Jigen are attempting to find the temple that's rumored to contain an incredible treasure! The temple is full of beautiful ladies with a bunch of aging gas and no discernible plan! This week we talk about how blue jacket is good finally, funky Lupin beats, entropy gas, Mr. Jigen Saveswomen, no nips, subs versus dubs, Sean never watched Sailor Moon, Hotel California, the grumpiest Jigen, hot moms, tiger payoff, Goemon's femdar, Jigen the MRA, Mr. Magoo trap dodging, army of Jaspers, drunk stories, sexy anime Eggman, and a horrible realization.

Episode watched: #90 "Bad Guys Are Truly Big Villains" In this episode, Lupin hyperfixates on a superhero movie and then gets lured into a murder trap full of people in  actual, real, not-even-attempting-to-hide-it superhero costumes! This week we talk about the worst day online, baby's first splatfest, the most New York song, international boyfriends, the best translation error, new son, bike boys on a date, the least lucky mugger, yet another trickster god-child, Lupin goes to a con, Fred Flintstone is here, cartoon mouse confusion, justice kidnapping, don't say swears, the actual Incredible Hulk, still canonically buff, and Lupin commits arson.

Everyone loves April Fool's jokes on the internet, right? Right? Oh god please don't hurt me This week we talked about the 100 deeds of Conan Edogawa, the betrayal, purgatory Space Jam, old man rave, ghost shanghaied, house made out of magnets, Conan is young Sheldon, the height of humor, extremely stupid children, trapdoor made of concrete, young Merlin, Jess the criminal, the most Freudian slip, all of his blood, better manhandle that murder weapon, and baby bucks.

Episode watched: #22 "A Witch In The Fourth Dimension" In this episode, Lupin drives across half of Europe and uncovers nazi gold through the power of his boner alone! This week we talk about how the UPS don't give a crap, transplant list, shitty gargoyles, Jigen the cop, Master of Disguise, Grand Theft Zenigauto, giant chess robot, Lupinhaus, I Have No Sex And I Must Fuck, the boot shaped country, google search: "can you fuck a ghost?", Lupin has Merlin syndrome, eggplant emoji, the boat half that floats, and Sean's secret furry story.

Episode watched: #11 "A Gift For The President" In this episode, Lupin steals the world's most valuable bottle of wine and yeah I think you all know where this plot is headed. This week we talk about Christmas by technicality, piss Grinch, direct news, former vice president Ferald Gord, the ennui of Lupin, death baguette, how it's made, Zenigata Tortelini, does Goemon fuck, deep Superstar Saga cut, the Dick Clark cellar, rare Zenigata competence, flammable Jigen, Concorde supersonic grapes, mystery crates, weirdly horny, yet more plane bullshit, we finally get Christmas, Lupin doll thief, and the same question coming and going.

Episode watched: #76 "Do You Know Shakespeare?" In this episode, everything sucks! Everything sucks and is awful! The plot revolves around blackface, for fuck's sake! This week we talk about a dogshit episode, Kevin Blart, we might hate blue jacket, the fifth turtle, alternate timeline flag, sentimental on main, ugly flashback outfit, reverse Kim Possible, identical cartoon injuries, dude leg with gun, leisurly jet, clearing this rubble with my gun, mood ring changed to dead color, an extremely racist twist, starring Al Jolson as Nelson Mandella, Zenigata's crime kart, NASA gyro tanning, Worst by Worstwest, Lupin assassinates the president, a fuckpile of ladybugs, Lincoln vs. Bizarro Lincoln, and all the Andrews have been bad.

Episode watched: #18 "Can The 10-Year Vault Be Broken?" In this episode, Lupin destroys the life of a famed safe maker and has to face the wrath of his angry bald son! This week we talk about the formula for anti-fun, a show run by cowards, just like R.O.B., rich asshole party, gravity defying ceiling safe, what if Lupin play video game, woke Fujiko, Shakespearian voice actor, turtle club bank, Charlie Brown the buddhist monk, the power of my stand, steam prison, ultra bighorse, kinky boots, Telltale presents: Lupin III, and the lady from Shenmue.

Episode watched: #118 "The Southern Cross Looked Like Diamonds" In this episode, Lupin is roped into getting rid of an old man still fighting World War II, and who is armed with a nuke and the most ridiculous violations of all airplane-related logic imaginable! This week we talk about Space Jam, robocops (no not that one), the deal with airline food, Lupin the idiot, yeti hunting, fighter jet tourism, catching a 5 ton nuke, just plane wrong 3: revengeance, Log learns about Moon Over June, the most Japanese person, can't steal history, mud disguise, masks on masks, lectured on Lost, ptsd alarm clock, Zenigata in a submarine, coconut warfare, army-issue hot air balloon, gun or shark, extremely fast balloon, episodes of future past, airplane diversion, arrested for Vectrex crimes, and we learn about the 1974 live action film.

Episode watched: #64 " Christmas Is in the Hands of the Goddess" In this episode, Fujiko gets Lupin in an insane amount of debt to force him to steal from the owner of the jewelry store Tiffany's, who also is literally offering to pay him an insane amount of money to steal from her, but also doesn't think he can do it, and also there's an old man who invented hard-light laser technology, and MAN this a weird ep. This week we talk about  the sounds of love, the Fallout plunge, more like Kingdom FARTS, Neo New York 2: Still Yorkin', all of the money, "Great" Hotel, bad winks, Santa's sack full of alcohol, incredibly thin stacks, nested doll vacation, insane dub escaltation, poor man's diamonds, extremely gay looks, practical effect lightsabers, Sean references Discworld again, Fujiko's millions, Goemon appears, language is fake, brightest eye twinkle, shitty shitty chief, set laser lasso to shock, Lupin's Christmas card, and pizza opinions.

Episode watched: #129 " In Jigen, I Saw the Gentleness of a Man's Soul" In this episode, most of the main cast takes a backseat as Jigen helps the wife of a rebel leader steal a valuable painting from the presidential mansion before it's destroyed in the firefight! This week we talk about the Tintin movie, Mother 3, draw a circle there's your fist, editing woes, 70s iWatch, mystery levitation, not-giving-up-police guy, most clothed paintings are fake, gay and stupid, definitely Jigen's clothes, just plane wrong, a Shatner on the wing, FOR A CLOWN, scooby-doo music, mariachi freedom fighter, anime racism, case of the high-crotch, civil war surgery, yelp in a bottle, unexplained firesuits, and jean fever!

Episode watched: #141 "1980 Moscow Revelation" In this episode, Lupin aims to steal the chandeliers made entirely of diamond from the Kremlin. Along the way we encounter just, so many Russian stereotypes. This week we talk about how cryptids are bullshit, the 90's-est anime, snake romance, water see-through glasses, crank that basil knob, evil longjohns, the greatest forum thread of all time, pun enbaling, Amelia Bedelia, horny acronyms, Russian Benjamin Franklin, Chekov's pitching machine, seed alarm, half-baked heist, Geralt Jigen, shojo Goemon, muppet Joel Hodgson, vodka gutters, pants prison, Samurai Jick, the great diamond race, and the fmk game.

Episode watched: #5 "Will The Leaning Tower Of Pisa Be Standing?" In this episode, a mad scientist has created a device that can remotely trigger devastating earthquakes, and is holding the Leaning Tower of Pisa (and by extension the rest of the world) for ransom! Lupin's only objective this episode is to steal the ransom money, thus dooming millions. This week we talk about a hospital adventure, Sean the spoiler demon, gamer granny, the bean car, episode mix-up, shithead renaissance idiots, pound vs pound, that's not what epicenter means, the anti-Fonz, the Big Boss of Jigen, illegal seismology, a comically small ransom, the blue dimension, briefcase fishing, Goemon no-ass, Fujiko getting boat drunk, palm-mashing technology, wet money, good deed sweat, and we all realize that Sean is a supervillain.

Episode watched: #27 "Where Did The Cinderella Stamp Go?" In this episode, Lupin has to deal with a small child who REALLY wants to be a princess, and for that dream to come true she needs the stamp Lupin just stole. And she's a real precocious sociopath about it. This week we talk about dad dreams part 2, Doki Doki Lupin Club, Go Ask Alice, the UN stamp museum, the temporal post office, the smartest character in this episode, stamp ghost, canonically buff, unthreatening goofballs, criminal license, the horny uncle, vessel of a trickster god, trapped in old west times, an explosion of hubcaps, octodad as a verb, depressed Wendy's girl, involuntary kidnapping, hand-stinking, midnight mail, telepathic reading, and literally the Sonic OVA.