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Episode watched: #13, "Beware The Time Machine!" In this episode, there's just a straight up time travelling man who wants to delete Lupin from time. It rules. This week we talk about cookie economy crash, mattress free, living wikipedia article, this motherfucker LOOKS, George Lucas, he was already here, sins of the grandson, nerds, currently travelling through time, cope, leave home think of penis, another horse kill tally, no God here, how'd he do that, amazingly realistic play, guys you could sell that, and who on EARTH can deal with shit?

Episode watched: #12, "Who Had The Last Laugh" In this episode, a lot of nothing happens until the very end, when Lupin and Jigen level a mountain village with explosives. This week we talked about horny album art, Extra Life, dogsitting, pussysicle, last laughing, identical skiiing twins, playing hardball, only one bed, I'm evil, now you fucked up, so long sucker, and it's called symbolism.

Episoe watched: #23, "The Great Gold Showdown!" In this episode, Lupin and Zenigata engage in a sort of nesting doll set of cat and mouse games. This week we talk about the worst audio imaginable, stranger who's a bus, my only weakness, civilian gang, no time to explain, she drove me here, where's Goemon?, Zenigata gives us the tea, "hey Moe" energy, tumblr sexyman Lupin, airplane crimes, morality of the sex car, car arms, power of the polycule, could a depressed person podcast, swimming to China, the new lore, and time traveller chronology.

Episode watched: #14 "The Emerald's Secret" In this episode, we get a very Lupin, Fujiko, and Zenigata-heavy heist on a yacht! This week we talk about cookie clicking again, hog hagglin', life partner, ring pop jewel, new pen who this, Lupin's technicolor dreamcake, Raymond gets pegged, Count Nipple, Zeni Dancing, musical cigar, WHAT a guest list, just fucking with them, kinda fucked up tbh, gaslight gatekeep girlboss, cat weirdness.

Episode watched: #04, "One Chance To Breakout" In this episode, Lupin has a grand plan to... spend a whole-ass year in jail. This week we talk about suffering for their art, blue mommy from deltarune, these men are dead, podcaster Jigen, more of a pussy-out kind of look, moped snuggie, good cursed Zenigatas, who will cry for Lupin, edging for a year, gross long nail, caveman spongebob face, exploding meowths, every jail can contain them, and caked-up preist.

Episode watched: #03, "Farewell My Beloved Witch" In this episode, there's some flowers that can be used to make nukes, or arm nukes, or something? In any case don't fucking eat them. This week we talk about spooky hair, home organization, North v South beef, hate a sloppy three way, rapid fire bullshit, discount Jigen, the scent of Linda, escalating gayness, OCEAN code, we've all seen witches, the flower hole, brick speaker, gay little prance that delights me, what just fucking happened, Lupin died on impact, trix are for kids, naked Lupin, the way the Bim Bos, and make up a dew-d.

Episode watched: #20, "Catch The Phony Lupin!" In this episode, someone is pretending to be Lupin, and the real deal aims to find out who. This week we talk about pinball gacha, plumbing problems, the very larcenous caterpillar, are you my mummy, you have to shoot the rope, crime fruit, The Test, boulder party, keep showing the owl, little too real, glamour shot, mom pick me up, and falcons AWAY.

Episode watched: #01, "Is Lupin Burnin...?" In this episode, we go back to the start of it all, and find an infuriatingly familiar face... This week we talk about how time is fucked up, farewell Kobayashi, twisted fucking cycle nauts, organizing spree, GOODYBAB, tit embiggening, who taught you how to race, time for goop, covid safe, we hate this, how many breads, shift into fast, my dick is down here, that's a phobia now, our canon rules, it's what Monkey Punch would have wanted, and kart racers. 

Episode watched: #17 "Lupin Caught In A Trap" In this episode, the gang minus Goemon get some bombs strapped to them, and they need to steal 3 billion yen to get them removed! This week we talk about horse shampoo, thirst follow, classic bruschetta moments, Mantis Casino, ADHD time management, a taunting Goemon, I make-a da money, deploy the rat, ecto cooler in the vents, most trusting guard, a low-speed chase, always money in the field hangar, psyche they were girlfriends, love wins, and some River Song bullshit.

Episode watched: #10, "Hunt Down The Counterfeiter!" In this episode, Lupin plays the antagonist alongside another, even worse antagonist! This week we talk about Mark is here, Holly birthday, like TWEWY all over again, cheese making, new job, r/malelivingspace, gay airplane sit, 70s Sanji, excited Jigen, this is Totally Spies to me, dingaling nephew, time to kill, pulling out, Lupin's sex song, if you're cold he's cold, the most dangerous, the saddest man, evil James Bond car, lupin is fucking dead, this was planned, it's an ending, and the Whitest Girl Alive. Emily on twitter:  https://twitter.com/ThisIsEmeralds

Episode watched: #176 "Let's Catch Lupin And Go To Europe!" In this episode, Zenigata reaches peak ADHD relatable by over-extending himself in order to people please! This week we talk about shadows brought, Columbo, Deadly Premonition, Copcon '69, looks like a crayon, Forbes' 50 worst heads, yam glass, please no yelly, this is Benny Hill to me, bigfoot energies, don't tell me this man is straight, love me not, hey look over there, driving home thinks of penis, feral Zenigata, and then everyone clapped, got a new hat, there's a Lupin on the wing, the 70s were wild, secret booze tunnel, and real cool old plane hours. Skye on twitter: https://twitter.com/GenuineNoPrize

Episode watched: #07 "When One Wolf Calls Another"! In this episode, we're joined by guest Bomb for the episode where Lupin meets Goemon! Again! For the first time! Also, new Zantetsuken lore. This week we talk about Lupin pop quiz, what are crowds, hope eradicated, this man HATES art, do not uwu, HEY MOE energy, ugly UGLY contestants, don't get got, sometimes you fuck your friend, killing voice, tiny pepperoni, we have technology, coneheads in chat, really came prepared, no guns allowed, these men are dead, cutting the wind, fight for my love, this is Siegward to me, dumbass hit by 2 anvil halves, soft but stupid, caked up samurai, illegal phone noises, and sword DLC. Evitron on twitter: https://twitter.com/Evitron

Episode watched: #02, "The Man They Called A Magician" In this episode, a man is after some secret film slides, and he can shoot fire and is impervious to bullets! This week we talk about ime for your podcasting, normal psyche, too much gaming, chip damage, 80% reloading, that classic character trait, stupid car, skinny jeans pioneer, Enya falls, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE, Fire Bloy, clammy motherfucker, baby's first adventure game puzzle, Pycal Funny Moments, r/malelivingspaces, cranial trauma mind palace, biggest road, weird dream sequence, youth pastor Lupin, bullet-stopping juice, can only be called excruciating, just chillin', whiskey 2, and fun with gases.

Episode watched: #19, "Which of the Third Generation Will Win!" In this episode, Lupin is pitted against the grandson of the police inspector who dogged his own grandfather, and who I guess is technically also the brother of Inspector Melon from Red Jacket. This week we talk about Jess' love for this show, the big Ranma movie, pokemon go-ed to sleep, sick new tat, inspector shithead, that trap can't stop me, low-rent cultural fair, proto-wojack, science logic and occultism, cursed mid-disguise, different hat, the girls are fighting, the dream team, (persona 5 voice) b-beans?, FAILED AGAIN HAVE YOU, I'm gonna say stupid, IRL eyes emoji, literal paid protesters, the sakuga dimension, all is Lupin, and so much for your PRECIOUS logic.

Episode watched: #22, "The First Move Wins Computer Operation!" In this episode, Lupin tells the idea of predestination to go fuck itself! This week we talk about wrath month, outside bones, married into money, big fuckin' computers, that sign won't stop me, bad joke, beset by goons, sick-ass bongos, predictive text Bob Dylan, HELLO GORDON, ghost dimension, the guy who did this, world's first fanfic, best quality, adventure game logic, Holly has one joke, driven to despair, Goemon has An Emotion, het computer, the gays are back in town, miss not-appearing-in-this-episode, Phoenix Wright Lupin, and the Conan ramen stared back.

Episode watched: #08 "The All-Together Playing Card Operation" In this episode, Fujiko is obsessed with some extremely unlucky cards. This week we talk about peak Holly, big (for them), the conehead man, you are already robbed, oops all jesters, it's fun to grab a boob, nobody knows I'm searching for Lupin, cross hatching dimension, jump into the cake, high as shit, watch me swooce right out, Lupin frames with an elegiac aura, Jokes clown found dead in Miami, orphan murder, goemon kills some people, full of asbestos, monster house situation, distortion filter, king of beers card, aw fuck do I protect capital, I think he's dead, nothing personnel kid, and all I want for Christmas is Poon.

Episode watched: #09, "A Hitman Sings The Blues" In this episode, hahahaha holy shit that's his NAME? Hahahahahaha This week, we talk about new website just dropped, Discos Elysium, CRTs, Dicey Dungeons, John Waters is here, so many betrayals, no girls allowed, the animators show off, damn what kind of binder she got, literally The Mask, all the cool kids are shooting women, shitty blueprints, Holly dies on air, sucky floor, Jigen teleports in, Lupin loses his shit, advances in ghosting, got some poles for you, 2 dead men, Fujiko the monster, and post-murder dance party.

Episode watched: #06: "Rainy Afternoons Are Bad" In this episode, we get some of the straight-up hard-boiled noir stuff that was more or less entirely absent from Red Jacket! This week we talk about superbeans, Lupin III Union Jacket, eyebrow metal, big pokemon week, Cool Gunman, a man called Kid's Meal, makin' three mouth, nipple armor, waking coma, bad vibe from her, crime surgeon, megaman-ass name, kickass name, dipshit doctor, fuck around to find out, these power rangers suck, waste of mcnuggets, my hand belt, it came from somewhere, hey look behind you, our new friend Ramrod, kiss that corpse diamond, team Protagonists Actually.

Episode watched: #18, "Keep an Eye on the Beauty Contest!" in this episode, Lupin and the gang owl exterminator it up and frame a dude for human trafficking! This week we talk about Dark Souls of Lupin, what if farms were real, fucked up fish hours, let's fuck this Lupin, berries and cream boy, gay little clown car, love the glasses, stupid convoluted plan, big flesh hole, whose mans is this, sometimes with glasses, smarmy dick, Goemon's just here, real gourd head, forgot their outlines, they/them beauties, jackoff commissioner, Italian Lupin, and it's hot girl summer.

This week, we finished "Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro" (1979)! We talked about straight spidermanning, failed the lamp test, not even a trickster god, dem bones, priorities, slow on the uptake, Holly only wants one thing from globes, bitch machine, does not give a shit, well why'd you put them in then, video game health, gender reveal pope, rancid wedding vibes, real cool cameraman, bad bad actor, Cagliostro prance, Castlevania 3 clock level, either 9:15 or 2:45, grisly end, those awful planes, RIP this poor girl, all filler no killer, and we're all Lupin poisoned.