Lupin Lottery

Episode watched: #155 "Farewell My Beloved Lupin" In this episode, Lupin and the gang are replaced by impostors who are using a classified military robot (which bears a striking resemblance to the one from Castle in the Sky)  to do some crimes in this Miyazaki-directed finale! This week we talk about happy fastgames, let Lupin say fuck, podcasts on cassette, designer crowns, the two sides of Miyazaki, Lupin the Three, mermaid buttcrack, Scrubs pull, a softer Zenigata, trucker disguise, Sean's plane facts, the WAR IS BAD hammer, extreme baseball anime, Waterworld, Moto Racer Zenigata, Ghibli heroine hair, robot bones, Lupin's plump ass, evil businessman amalgam, boot to the head, the most frightening thing ever, love these criminals, and Me-lon Usk. Our guest Log online:https://twitter.com/tunneldweller_http://dungeondetective.tumblr.com/

Episode watched: #49 "A Pretty Woman Has Venom" In this episode, the job is simple: romance the serial black widower whose husbands all died in mysterious circumstances and steal her jewels. What Lupin DIDN'T count on was falling in love. Also, snake assassinations. This week we talk about tales from Green Jacket, welcome to the drunkcast, smooth boxing jazz, the most australian man in the world, The 13 Ghosts of Daisuke Jigen, Chekov's cliffs, waking up in a different anime, Pink Jacket Mac Tonight, immigrant from Mary Worth, third wheel Jigen, Sean's drunk fallout lore, heavily referenced background characters, armor up for bed, Netflix and kill, ultimate buffoon, naturally occurring cobra pit, and sad grass.

Episode watched: #78 "Diamonds Gleam in a Robot's Eye" In this episode, Lupin's old inventor friend who has definitely appeared before and for sure will again has invented a robot that cries diamonds! What ensues is a wacky chase through a New York City that apparently never left the 30s. This week we talk about secret bits, tactical nightcap, Fallout: Broadway, fat Crow T Robot, stepping into a Marx Brothers movie, old bad webcomic PvP, purse full of bricks, Zenigata has tickets for Liza Minnelli, taxi meter dash, reference nesting doll, a shouting argument between good stupid and bad stupid, my girlfriend Wario, the heavyweight hardpunchers, Liquid Jigen, Lupin loves gunpla, and the roller coaster where physics breaks down.

Episode watched: #98 "The Day The Old Man Died" In this episode, Lupin is framed for the murder of Zenigata, and half his friends IMMEDIATELY abandon him. Can Lupin clear his name? And is pops really dead? This week we talk about Kylo Ren owning the libs, they haziest Swayze-est Christmas, splatfest failures, prehensile longpipe, Jigen on quaaludes, Inspector Devil, lasso handcuffs, diamonds and smash, drama queen Goemon, scotch chug, a deathly pallor, the whites of their headlights, helicopter chop, schlorp: not even once, Eiffel 65 lore, grossest crime, maximum security funeral, weirdly sincere, Groupon III, Sean commits a JoJo crime, going full ACME, chicken truck gag, no horny on heaven, legitimately adorable, and Elmer Fudd cop.

Episode watched: #115 "Mona Lisa Smile Twice" In this episode, Lupin is on the hunt for the ultimate prize for art theives: the Mona Lisa! However, all he finds are fakes. Lots of fakes. Lots of extremely bad fakes. This week we talk about the Mystery of Mamo, elf practice, Mark BECOMES bones, none of us know about Assassin's Creed, mobster guards, wall of fake Mona Lisas, Goemon the mother-fucker, Indiana Jones security, a deviantart gallery invades Lupin III, the Family Circus, real life speedrun strats, abandoned tank graveyard, painting fuckers, poor predictable rock, Sean talks about Discworld for a bit, Fujiko cameo, room full of Monas, a very 70s chase, and what if Lupin but in star wars?

Episode watched: #139 "Steal Everything From Lupin" In this episode, Lupin just straight up murders Zenigata by condemning him to die of old age via a brainswap. I'm serious. Also there's robo-lion security systems and a horny old man. This week we talk about Olaf's Christmas Clusterfuck, Mark is full of bones, the crypt creeper, Doctor Fivehead, the liver mystery, in walks Fujiko, buff Lupin, 1970s sexts, the ballad of Sex Car, comedic crash timing, Cyborg 009 again, Lupin's pal Obama, genius Fujiko, compatible horny levels, Eoin Colfer minute, #EvilWifeGoals, lion button, accidental Spiderman deep cut, snake basement, looney tunes nonsense, trucker flap brainwaves, Orson Welles motherfucker, and bubble and squeak confusion.

Episode watched: #81 "Fujiko! Men Are Tough" In this episode we're joined by Maxie to watch an episode where Fujiko gets engaged to a bishonen prince in like 12 hours, and Lupin has to steal a solid gold bell to win her back!This week we talk about fallout mods, Island of Normality, chill anime beats, delayed pun fury, gold=metal=strong, radical subtitle diversions, walking blonde car accident, memories of Ouran, a prince named Clod, welcome to our hole, Hoskins the Magnificent, Jigen shoots Goemon in the face, geopolitical theorycrafting, and a hilariously extra bell heist. Maxie on the internet: https://twitter.com/MaxieSatanhttp://maxiesatanofficial.tumblr.com/https://pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com/#_=_

Episode watched: #95 "From the Ghost Ship With Love" In this episode, Lupin helps to collect a set of ancient dolls which are said to unlock a great secret when brought together at the right place and time. What they end up doing is goddamn insane.This week we talk about copyright claims, pokemon shame, laserdisc game plagiarism, trapped in Lupin hell, negative lore, real good boob joke, Donkey Kong doll, stunt Lupin, a vicious car/theft cycle, deep v neck, improbable airplane range, Wind Waker references, ghost burp, Hunley submarine, the Masshole pull, unsubtle foreshadowing, rapture treasure, hydro-dynamically designed, and we spend like 15 minutes baffled about the last 40 seconds.

Episode watched: #99 "The Combat Magnum Scattered in the Wasteland" In this episode, Lupin plots to steal the only surviving coin minted by Hannibal of Carthage, but Jigen has a 5-year-old score to settle with a fellow sharpshooter! Can they get the gold AND win the duel?Today we talk about being king co-host, Jurrassic Goldblum, November's dark embrace, fire alarms, double-sided cars, gator notes, sewer Goemon, meme research, just plane wrong, death for misdemeanors, a man and his celery, cop spanking, revolver breadcrumbs, and all wheel drives.

Episode watched: #4 "Gold Smuggling 101" Sean, Mark, and Jess embark on their new podcast project! Lupin and the gang are roped into a plan to steal the gold from the bank of Switzerland and smuggle it out of the country! How they smuggle it out? Well you see...In this episode we talk about a brief introduction to Lupin III, trawling for boat sex, digimon ska, Sean can't French, the most predictable ship, riding invisible horses, the only bank in Switzerland, magic sword bullshit, where physics breaks down, one-car blockade, a very specific fetish, the France billboard, fillet of shrimp, car chase driving PSA, and a net gain for our heroes.