Bits Before Crits

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Our daring crew faces off against the Collector and his fleet.If you're craving more of Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains, join us on Patreon for access to two bonus adventures!www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains sail toward the trove of San Gustavo! Support the show and join us for bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains visit Vaticine City, where they do their best to quietly visit a museum without antagonizing anybody at all! Support the show and get access to weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Here's a short preview of this week's Bits Betwixt Crits, a bonus adventure where our pirate crew takes a break from the high seas and hikes through a thick forest in search of an even thicker friend. Support the show on Patreon for access to weekly bonus episodes like this! https://www.patreon.com/BitsBeforeCrits

Luca, Pasha, and Lady Mains's seaside shopping trip is interrupted by a marketplace scuffle that sets them off on a new adventure! Support the show and get access to weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Here's a short preview of this week's Bits Betwixt Crits, an extremely non-canonical paintball match of Gayz vs. Girls. Support the show on Patreon for access to three! episodes chock-full of Magical Girl adventures, in addition to our weekly After Crits. Join the girls as they confront Big Booty Pineapples, Angry Karens, and make outrageous choices too spicy to air. We'd love to see you there. https://www.patreon.com/BitsBeforeCrits

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In which several are triggered. Join us on Patreon to follow the girls' non-canon adventures in Bits Betwixt Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

The girls take care of some final business at school before heading into October Mountain. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

The girls enjoy a friendly Thanksgiving meal at Poppy Hopper's place. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

The Celebration Knights face off against Amoir in a twisted game of his own devising. But this time, it's not just their own lives which are at stake. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Hedy and Cordelia meet with a nighttime visitor. Then the girls greet some familiar faces at the grand lecture hall for a brand new A.S.S. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Miss Szegeni and the Bugger Brothers plot their next move. Then the girls take the night off and have some fun for Halloween. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

The girls confront Bebeh in his bughole, and discover his obsession with video games is no small matter! Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

The girls interrogate Plumpo about the true cost and danger of being a celebration knight. Then they attend Prof. Bebeh's Advanced Senior Seminar in emotional maturity. Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Autumn, Hedy, and Cordelia study hard, then head out on a school trip to a local historical site! It's a totally cheery slice-of-life episode! Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Autumn, Hedy, and Cordelia transform to battle Professor Plastique and his phallic henchmen! Will they be able to triumph over evil and close his massive bughole? Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Miss Szegeni and the Bugger Brothers have a villainous kiki. Then Autumn, Hedy, and Cordelia get athletic when a new teacher shows up to test their physical fitness! Support us on Patreon to join us on Bits after Crits! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Here's a full bonus episode! We do these after every show. To join us next week, go to patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits and support us at the $5 tier or above!