Bits Before Crits

Autumn, Hedy, and Cordelia are three perfectly normal high schoolers whose lives are transformed forever when they meet an ultra-cute visitor from outer space who grants them the power to transform into Magical Girls!But beware! For queer, masculine forces lurk in the teachers' lounge of the all-girls boarding school, plotting to drain the students' emotions for their own nefarious ends! Will the girls' newfound abilities be enough to overcome this alien threat? Follow along and find out!

In Central Park we bring our second season of Vampire to an end. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

As the curtain comes down, the vampire community comes together to work toward a better future. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

The vamps make some extremely last minute preparations, then head to the show. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Magdalena defends her actions. Lav reconnects with the Anarchs. Cesko gets cozy with the Nosferacrew. Galaxio hits up the Giovanni. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Lav meets with an old lover. Cesko goes to the bathroom. Magdalena instructs her children. Galaxio plays hard to get. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

The Vamps go to Prom. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Magdalena and "Marissa" host a sleepover to get to know Bella better. Lav tries his hand at baking. Cesko learns something new. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Alliances are forged with the Anarchs. Cesko welcomes guests at the Rat Cave. Lav pitches the performance of a lifetime to a skeptical audience. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Two extremely capable combatants watch and cheer as their spacey, waifish friend and their short, pudgy friend go head to head with an experienced brawler. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

Magdalena counsels wayward vampires. We pay a visit to a brutal Anarch wrestling club. Lav puts his money where his mouth is. Join us on Patreon for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

The gang grabs a bite to eat with a notorious Giovanni crime boss. Support the show for access to our weekly bonus episodes! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

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We rejoin our dysfunctional immortals in the city that never sleeps. Thanks to all our supporters on Patreon who voted for this sequel season! www.patreon.com/bitsbeforecrits

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In which we arrive at an ending.

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On this season's penultimate episode, our would-be-heroes prepare to destroy what remains of the film. Become a patron to join us on the aftershow!Patreon.com/BitsBeforeCrits

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The whole krew heads down to the klub with a kouple guests in tow. And yes, they bring the shopping kart. Become a patron and join us on the aftershow!Patreon.com/BitsBeforeCrits